Santa arrested in Austin, TX for Giving out Sidewalk Chalk to Children #OccupySanta? #OccupyTexas

It seem’s no matter how nice you go about it, saying eff you to the man is still a reason to assault innocent protesters  How innocent are we talking? This year Austin, TX arrested…SANTA!!


This year Occupy protesters wanted to share good will and do something nice for the children.

Yesterday, Occupy Austin participant James Peterson decided to head down to the Capitol Building and hand out colored chalk to children to celebrate the holidays in a fun, non-violent way. The kids of course LOVED it. They drew things like ‘PEACE” and “JOY’ and ‘SANTA’ . So CUTE!


Because this is highly illegal (sidewalk chalk baaaaad)3 DPS cops ran down Santa and his helpers. They then threw him to the ground, face down, and arrested him.


To add insult and destroy the Christmas spirit for the kids, they also stripped of his Santa suit against a police car and 4 cops frisked him. In public.


Way to go Austin Police Department. This year you won’t JUST be getting coal in your stocking, but dog poo as well. Do you know how much your children hate you right now? Expect an emancipation order in your stocking when they hit 18.

Didn’t they watch ‘Miracle on 34th street’? Everyone knows you don’t mess with Santa!

Here’s hoping they are kind to him, drop charges and set him free ASAP. We’re rooting for you James Peterson, and Santa is too!

See the full gallery at the AustinChronicle.com HERE;



  1. Sis Hoskins

    See folks, you don’t REALLY want to move to Austin, it’s nowhere NEAR as great as the media would have you believe!


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  3. Bob Knuffle

    Chalking the capitol grounds is considered vandalism by state law. And getting frisked on-scene is standard procedure.

    Quit looking for reasons to hate people – look for reasons to like them. You’ll find yourself with a lot more friends.


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