Tag: Gossip

Unkle Karl Strikes Again, at Pippa Middletons FACE!

Unkle Karl, you and Choupette need to lay off the champagne bonbons.

You are indeed one of the top, jaded designers in the world. I admire you greatly but the bitchfest must stop.

Poor Pippa Middleton was dissed by the emperor of fashion, Karl Lagerfeld.


As unattractive as this photo below may be, Pippa is still stunning. Her booty is all the rage and a celebrity of it’s own in the UK. Sadly, Unkle Karl feels that her booty is all she should show.

 

According to the quasi-newspaper the Sun, Lagerfeld was quoted as saying;

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

Unlike when he got nasty saying the singer ‘Adele’ was a little too fat in the face, no apology has been issued.

Last time ‘Adele’ received a ton of Chanel bags as an apology. Think Pippa might get some swag? I doubt it.

However if Unkle Lagerfeld IS feeling generous I suggest he send something to show off her butt. The male population will be ever-so grateful. We must, after all, emphasize the ‘positive’.

Kristen Stewart ‘Sorry’ for CHEATING?!! Don’t Worry, it’s ALL PR.

Everyone raise their hand who DIDN’T see this coming. Count of hands *0*.

Yes, Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob Pattison. WHAT? OMG. NO WAY. Yes way, person living in a cave.

Thankfully she cheated with someone ridiculously HOT & British. There were murmurings when these two first met on the set of Twilight they were having an affair. Recently life brought them back together for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, which Rupert Sanders directed.

What is actually terribly sad though is he is….married. To supermodel Liberty Ross.

With kids. Two to be exact. What is it about this being the summer of philandering fool’s? First Depp now Rupert Sanders.

A source  supposedly close to Kristen had a talk with E! saying;

“Kristen is absolutely devastated,” the insider insists. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”

The source continues, “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”

It’s sad really that they have had to perpetuate a fake relationship this long. Then again look at Tom and Katie.

The ‘source’ goes on to say Kristen loves Rob and Rob is devastated etc. As much as this couple from ‘Twilight’ seem’s like a match made in heaven, something always told me they were not.

I hope the best for Pattison. He deserves better. Millions of Twihards agree.