Monthly Archives: December 2012

2012 in review at HeathyrWolfe.com #Thankyou #ReadersRule

I just got my stats sheet from thsi year and wanted to thank all you of you crazy, fun sick and wild readers out there. Without you, this blog is nothing.

Look for more fun in 2013 as I return with Fashion, Lifestyle, Entertainment and of course a full functioning website.

Here’s what the stats monkey got me for Christmas

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The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 100,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Kanye’s Crystal Mask by Maison Martin Margiela. & Other Fashion Faux Pas #Concert #Costume #WTF

So many music performer’s today want to bring an intense shock value to the stage. Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and even Justin Bieber tries to up the fashion freak. Many times it work and other times it’s just a fashion faux pas.

Enter Kanye.

In recent shows Kanye has preferred kilt to pants and wearing 3x shirts with shutter shades. Hey, even made them a thing. Now, Kanye is just grasping. His newest ‘rock the shocker’ outfit showed up on his current tour and we just don’t know what the HELL he was thinking.

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He was thinking he is fashionable. The mask is made by Maison Martin Margiela. And it is a couture piece.  And it was a FAIL.

This looks good on the runway but Kanye in this masque is just…..wrong. This could have been passable. But no.

Later, after a minor costume change he came out with this crazed feather thing on his head.

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Oh Kanye. I get it. You have to get bigger and badder or people won’t pay attention but THIS, is not working for ya. Time to rethink the image hunny and get back to basics.
I love Kanye’s music but him as Lady Gaga, it’s just not meant to be.

New Year’s Eve at Perch Rooftop Bar in Downtown LA Speakeasy. #OpenBar #TopShelf #HorsDoueveres #ScotchTasting #CigarRolling

Every year it’s a whole lotta, “What the hell am I doing for New Years?!!”, in Los Angeles. Mansion Party or House Party? Bar or Restaurant? Swank or Dive Bar? I have the answer to all of that.

Welcome to Perch LA’s New Years Eve. And little ole me is helping host this with the gorgeous Jenn Robyn Laskey and Jin Yu!

This NYE get off your cute bootie and come see me.

Make this holiday tres elegant with a special event that includes an open bar, cigars, scotch, oysters, Kobe beef sliders and you and your date treated A-List style all night long in a 1920’s Great Gatsby Speakeasy!normalflyeredit

Yes! This is everything you have been looking for. There is:
Djs, LIVE Bands, Burlesque and Cabaret at PERCH and the 360 degree views on the 16th Floor Rooftop Deck.
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– The GRAND OPENING of the 13th Floor Speakeasy Lounge (Think a Vintage French Inspired version of The Sayers Club)

The 13th Floor? On New Years? Sounds Dangerous….I LOVE it!

 

FULL Complimentary Premium Bar (Grey Goose level brands+)

FULL Complimentary Premium Hors D’oeuvres (Kobe Beef Sliders, Oysters+)

Complimentary Cigar Rolling Stations and Scotch Tastings

Burlesque and Cabaret by the Bella Donnas

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Dj Brazilia who is gorgeous and talented

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There is a midnight balloon drop too!

I’m excited to partake of this awesome ringing in of the New Year. For 1 ticket I get free booze, cigars, entertainment, a world class DJ, Burlesque (everyone loves classy broads with boobs), scotch and balloons.

REMEMBER; Jackets, Flappers & Vintage Preferred. This after all a costume Great Gatsby Affair. Not required, but preferred.

Enter Promo Code: “JL” for discounted tickets of $125 ($150 for everyone else). On New Years Eve day the pricing becomes $175!!!!! YIKES!! Order now kittens! Feel free to contact Jennifer Robyn Laskey with any questions. She’s awesome and on it.

She can be reached at : jenn@redlightpromotions.com
213.321.5886

http://perchnye.eventbrite.com/

Table packages Available.

++To learn more about this breathtaking venue::
http://www.perchla.com

‘Meggings’, Things to Leave Behind in 2012 #Fashion #Men #Why

You made me not Belieb

You made me not Belieb

I think the picture above says it all.

‘Meggings’ or man leggings are one trend we would LOVE to see die in 2012. I remember a ton of hair rockers wearing them in the 80’s. The premise was being ‘over the top’ or ridiculous. And it worked. Now meggings have resurfaced, but this time they are considered a fashion statement. (God save us)

According to http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk meggings are sold at some of the top luxury brand stores and are going international;

(In the US) Uniqlo, Barneys and Nordstrom are selling tights for men.

The bad news is they are on their way to Britain: Uniqlo is already selling them on its British website, and their success in New York is seen as an indication they will also prove popular here. (the UK)

Perhaps some of my skinnier-than-thou gays could work that style, or a REALLY hot metro sexual man. GQ boys can get away with anything.

Man leggings….meggings? I think there is a line you can cross with good taste and this it.

Russell Brand wore them but did it as a joke. Ya know, that funny ha-ha thing. And Justin Bieber has the fashion sense of a Disney kid. Ergo, what ever wardrobe gives him he wears. The Telegraph UK sites Lenny Kravitz wearing them, however he reeks of sex. He can pull of anything.

I hope to say good-bye to meggings this new years. Perhaps I will burn one in effigy and pray to the gods. Lets let meggings die in 2012 and skinny jeans reign free.

What do you think of the ‘Meggings’ trend. Do or die? Live or try?

What to do on New Years Even in Los Angeles? Party with Me! #WeHo #SunsetBlvd #Falcon #Me

Photo Courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana

Photo Courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana

Every year I have a crisis on what to d, where to go and how to dress. This year I have the dress, the shoes, hair but what about a kick ass venue and money. Well I believe on keeping it cheap and fly. Makes more money for drinks available. It also means everyone I know has a good time because I am hilarious when I am drunk.

This years venue came to me magically. Kind of like, if the Gillette sensor centaur handed you a margarita in Cabo.

This years New Year’s Eve party includes; DJs, Bands, Fashionisatas, Artists, possible pot luckery, a fab venue and my people, of course. The best part? It’s $10 at the door and there is VALET! Did I mention its one of the few venues on NYE open until 4am?

Jeebus it’s so amazing it sounds unreal right? Well its 1000% for real and happening at Falcon Restaurant on West Sunset Boulevard.

How do I get in?! Where do I go? Here’s the details. Let’s party the night away together and ring in a fabulous 2013;

 

Enough awesome people agreed there needed to be a local, inexpensive & FUN celebration and here it is!!! Only $10 which is AMAZING for New Years in Hollywood. And we’re going until 4 AM!! Valet Parking Available.

DJs
Kevin Venable
Shannon Jensen
Michael Simpson
Theo Harper
Shok
(& more)

Performances by
Night Club – http://facebook.com/nightclubband
Juliette Angeli – http://facebook.com/rldband
Shok

Late Night Dance Contests
Would you like to DJ, dance, perform magic, bring food, do standup or tell a story during the night? Bring it!!

Get Directions at;
http://www.falconslair.com/

http://facebook.com/mylivetube

It all started here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152306691955551&set=a.223154675550.289326.893790550&type=1

Tiger Blood and Super Liar join Forces for Scary Movie 5 (Trailer)

The only reason I want to see this is because it may be Lindsay Lohan’s last movie. Kind of like a post-mortem thing. Or maybe on the bright side it will be the last movie before she goes to jail. Either way I want to see the INCREDIBAD acting skills of Lilo as she tries to act like she gives a f**k about acting.

And being with Charlie Sheen.

I still don’t know why she refused to kiss our favorite crack wizard. Perhaps she was afraid she might get healthy. After all, Sheen must be doing something pretty amazing to stay alive this long. Or perhaps her lips have just gone numb after years of sucking on a meth pipe. Either way she’d be lucky cause no one else would touch her, even, under contract.

Back to Scary Movie 5.

I am loving the cheese, humor, mocking and slapstick of this Scary Movie, so enjoy this. Happy holidays. I hope this makes you giggle like it did me;

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