Monthly Archives: November 2012

And the Beat Goes On, This Time With LiLo #Fight #Drunk

Oh Lindsay darling. You are ALWAYS my favorite hot mess. The day you die millions of bloggers will cry for lack of material. In the meantime I still have you so…..


Turns out Lilo got her ‘beat down’ on, and went to JAIL for once.

Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert with her sister Ali , not to see Bieber, but the up and coming boy band ‘The Wanted’. The lead singer Max George is a hot piece, and English making him extra nom to American Girls. And Lindsay wants him bad.

Sigh, He is just dreamy. Be still my beating groin.

Lindz and met up with him and the and Max’s mates at a hotel bar and then headed to the Avenue nightclub. There, Lindsay started drinking like only a Lohan can. As the night progressed Max was not having it so he ignored her drunk ass.

Max became interested in talking with another girl (duh Lindz!), a married tourist named Tiffany Mitchell. Lindsay got her temper freak on, and she punched the other girl in the face.

Oh, snap. That was the ticket because Lindsay then ended up with the police for a midnight date. Charges were pressed for assault and battery. Max George won and ended up with some OTHER chick and left a groupie and one drunk redheaded groupie at the bar to sort out their drunk bitch fight.

According to;

Dina Lohan did meet Lindsay immediately after she was released from custody. Lohan has been charged with third-degree assault.


Poor kid is a hot mess and needs some 5150 in her life. For my international readers that’s a 72 hour mental health lock down in America. Cuffs and all. Looks like Lohan is headed to jail for real this time. You don’t walk away and have a martini after 3rd degree assault charges.

Here’s hoping she gets it together, OR makes it through the year. I’d be happy with either one.

Balenciaga Helm/Head Designer, Who Has It?

It has been a month since the handsome and talented Nicolas Ghesquiere stepped down as the head of Balenciaga. New prospects are finally opening up for Balenciaga and it seem’s our darling, and always cheery Alexander Wang may be the top prospect for head Designer.

With years of design experience with his own line and a fresh very modern look to his clothing I approve. Wang is known to be innovative and unique. With fashion houses being helmed with designers like Karl Lagerfeld, Vivienne Westwood, Betsey Johnson and Gareth Pugh you must become a celebrity as well as an entrepreneur in the 21st century.

Here’s hoping he get’s the job. We need fresh talent to keep fashion interesting!

Sui He, the New Face of Shiseido (video)

I’ve shown you the nasty today (Chris Brown twit diva), and now  am giving you the lovely. Thanks to the savvy, sexy people at and MDX we have a video of the lovely new Sui He, as the face/spokes model of.

Sexy young supermodels make the world go around. The extra bonus us you get to check out Shiseido’s new make up collection and brushes. Rejoice beauty diva’s and watch the video below;


@ChrisBrown no longer exists, OR Chris Brown is a #TwitDiva

I have decided that hands down Chris Brown is my new favorite celeb to bag on, because it’s SO easy. Between a picture of beaten Rihanna tatted on is neck and smashing windows he’s just so douche-y.

Now he has moved from realm of mode/actor/musician/douche to diva.

A comedienne from Texas got the best of him in this twit/bitchfight.

Thanks to my fav peeps over at;

Brown: “I look old as f**k! I’m only 23.”

Johnson: “@chrisbrown I know. Being a worthless piece of s**t can really age a person.”

Brown: “@JennyJohnsonHi5 “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d— HOE.”

Clearly, someone was in a bad mood that day. Johnson, clearly the instigator of this fight, responds thus:

“@chrisbrown It’s ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant f—.”

I love twitter bitch fights. They are ridiculous and under 140 words or less! It suits my ADD.

Of course Chris B. as had issues on Twitter before and has deleted companies like Wal-Mart for not stocking his 2009 album. Good thing he is so rational, calm and professional. I am sure he will field this well.

Think he will punch out a newscaster next? As long as he doesn’t beat bloggers I am good.

Think he was overreacting or do you still love Chris Brown? He is topping the charts worldwide  Give us your opinion in your poll below.

It’s Not Thanksgiving Until There is a Fist Fight. Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. #SMACKDOWN

Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. What a lovely threesome they create. However as pretty as these three might be there is NO LOVE between them. In fact just to make Thanksgiving EXTRA special for Halle and Nahla, there was a Thanksgiving fight.

After everything this couple has been through they continue to make the worst of it. Nahla was getting dropped off when Olivier tried to ease things by saying, ‘We need to move on causing Gabriel to snap and get brutal on Olivier. We are talking full on WWE in the driveway minus the chair.

Check  out the smackdown that went on via ;

According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.

In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight.

Read more:

Whoa. Damn.

The judge on the case has issued a 100 hour protective order on Aubry’s ass to stay away from Halle, Olivier and cute little Nahla. Specifics are still hazy because most of the shit talking argument was in French. This is why it’s important to learn another language folks.

In the end Aubry was booked by the police and then taken to the ER where he was placed right down the hall from Olivier who gave HIM the worst smack down of his life. Irony much?

I cannot see this looking good for Aubry or Nahla. Too bad it had to end this way. Do you think the judge will reconsider Halle’s move to France now? I would say she has a good case because Gabriel Aubry just shot himself in the pretty little Italian loafer.

Happy Thanksgiving/National Elastic Waistband Day, from!! And Happy Birthday Jamie Lee Curtis!

Over here in the good ole US of A we are busy cooking, eating, cooking more and eating more. Yes it is National Elastic Waistband DAY. I suppose this is also known as Thanksgiving.

Over here at Casa De Heathyr Wolfe I am playing hostess with the mostess. I will be unavailable today to blog the hip happenings of Fashion & Entertainment so whatever your dietary preference, eat well, enjoy and enjoy today to the fullest. If you are not enjoying it, drink wine, it will be easier to stomach.
Happy Turkey or Tofurkey day.

(also a quick Happy Birthday to the very awesome Jamie Lee Curtis who I adore)

Happy Birthday!

David Beckham Leaves LA Galaxy, Becomes Face of Breitling

We are terribly sad to see David Beckham go in LA. His last game with L.A. Galaxy will be for the MLS Cup. After that where will he go? Is Beckham settling down with his fab wifey and kids?!

Of course not.

Beckham and his fab abs have gone and become the new face of Breitling time pieces.

I am happy to say we have a editorial video of the shoot for the company. Complete with removal of Beck’s shirt. Thank goodness. This just saved my Monday.

Enjoy the video below!

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