Monthly Archives: July 2013

‘American Hustle’ Looks Gooood, Except for B. Coop’s Wig #AmericanHustle #StarStudded #BadHair

Let it be known, I am totally crushed out on Bradley Cooper. My roommate, is head over hot heels in lust with Jeremy Renner. Both of us of course are in total lust with the Bale. Add a few elements to our celebrity crushes like the following AMAZING cast; Robert De Niro, Jack Huston, Louis C.K., Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Rohm, Alessandro Nivola (HOT up and comer) and you have the new Casino for 2013, ‘American Hustle’.

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American Hustle, is looking good.

It’s a story of scams, or the Abscam of the 70s and 80s.

According IMDB.com;

The story of a con artist and his partner in crime, who were forced to work with a federal agent to turn the tables on other cons, mobsters, and politicians – namely, the volatile mayor of impoverished Camden, New Jersey.

It’s all edutainment, but story line be damned. With a cast like that they is no way they can’t win. Bale may look like a used car salesman but being a method actor, really great at his trade and H-O-T no matter what you do with him, owns this movie. Jennifer Lawrence I am happy to say is stretching her acting chops as a diva New Jersey sexpot/housewife, B. Coop is tragically coifed, but still can act and plays a good wimpy sleazebag. Amy Adams, scores another one for redheads everywhere, proving she can act AND that with the help of a personal trainer, she OWNS being head sexpot in this movie.

It’s wham, bam, thank you ma’am with a whole lot of espionage, drugs, sex and something about FBI entanglement. Looks like an hour or two of rollicking fun. This movie is SO new and fresh, they don’t even have a movie poster for it. Still I predict this to be an Oscar sweep for next year. Don’t trust me? See for yourself!

Lana Del Rey Song Disses LadyGaga a la Leak, ‘So Legit’ #ExBFF #MusicFight #DissSong

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When working in the creative industry you learn it’s all a small incestual family full of love/hate relationship’s and stupid BS fight’s. Trust me friends I have many, enemies are…well, my gossiping friends. It all add’s up to be a small world.

And Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey are two of those people. These two lovely song diva’s were friends back in 2009 when they were young hopefuls in NYC. Drinking, carousing and beating up random strangers were a few of their favorite activities. Now, both are making millions and rocking the pop world, Lana has a beef with young Stefani. No, it’s not her horrible taste in men (I mean Uncle Terry’s really?), or even her black ‘like my soul’ perfume. It’s just that she’s not ‘So Legit’. And she’s not taking her high falootin’, fancy shamncy, couture girl persona, without taking her down a notch.

Here’s a leak of Lana Del Rey’s dis song for Stefani. I guess you never can forget where you came from, unless a couple of martini’s are involved, of course.

Lyric’s –
You were the freak king of the piercing shop
All the girls thought they could sing, but they’re really not, shit
I don’t get it
You’re looking like a man, you’re talking like a baby
How the fuck is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy
I don’t get it
Your taste once exquisite
What happened to Brooklyn? What happened to New York
What happened to my scene? What happened to punk rock, rock
You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe
How the fuck would you go switch it up and then replace me
I don’t get it, I’m so legit
Tell me, was it ’cause I wasn’t platinum in jewels?
That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool
Kid, was that it?
Stefani, you suck, I know you’re selling twenty million
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg
You’re hurt, I know my words don’t hurt, yeah
Oh, girl, I see you walking ’round in your pearls
Thinking that you’re number one
You’re so funny, ’cause honey, you’re not
What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier
They said you could make it anywhere if you can make it here
But where, no magic in the air
What happened to Brooklyn? What happened to our scene, baby?
Have we all gone Gaga crazy?
Remember when the streets used to be dangerous and we were born bad
And we were born bad?
Punk rock, punk rock
The boys used to punch each other in the face and girls were walking around wasted
And everyone had a good night, come back in sunlight
Punk rock, rock, rock.

Very Lovely Soles for Everyone. #TresChic #HappyFeet

High fashion has my heart and shoe’s, my encompassing, undying love. As much I may love wearing high fashion shoes that scream couture, the reality is I walk. A lot. And have business meetings. And more business meetings. Followed by a red carpet event.

So…what’s a high fashion girl to do when she needs to combine functional with fabulous all in one day?

Get some Very Lovely Soles.

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Thankfully someone heard my plight.

Crocs be damned, and flip-flops shelved. Very Lovely Soles have come to my rescue with cute, chic flat’s that can cross over from me walking 3 miles to a business meeting.

The brainchild of designers Vanessa Seide and Rachel Traylor, Very Lovely Soles are gorgeous, simple, clean in design and most importantly, COMFORTABLE. With a combined 30+ years in the footwear industry these ladies combined their talents and created a winner in the land of footwear.

I love these embellished flat’s in slate. They have just the right amount of class.  I can mix them with my insane sense of style.

(Added bonus: If I am wearing this towards the end of fashion week I won’t get nasty stares from my designer friends. Yes they are that awesome.)

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I’m sold!

Which one’s are your favorites?

How to know you have the right flats? They come with a tiny hummingbird logo to remind you how sweet they really are. Too cute. My Japanese friends would label these super ‘Kawaii’ aka too cute for words.

Now for the sad news….

They are only available in Larchmont, New York and selected boutiques, OR…..ONLINE. Hooray for online. We love web shopping. So stop crying and get out your credit card ladies it’s time to go online shoe shopping (again…hooray).

Click the shoes below and get a pair online. They are selling out fast!

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Cyndi Lauper Does ‘Vanity Fair’ Italia and Steals MAC #KinkyBoots #VivaGlam

As Cyndi Lauper tackles Broadway with her new notorious musical ‘Kinky Boots’ her gorgeous face is everywhere. Not only has she scored a lead on Broadway but she also conquered a photo shoot as MAC’s new ‘Viva Glam’ spokeswhore with an almost nude, very skinny, Lady Gaga.

Check out these two new photo shoots of Cyndi Lauper looking too fabulous for everyone (including Gaga)!

‘Vanity Fair Italia’
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‘Viva Glam for MAC’
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Plastic Surgery…..on HeathyrWolfe.com

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Photo by Steven Klein

Yes! That’s right! I’m having plastic surgery. No not on my fabulous face. This time it’s just a revamp of the site. New themes, colors, drop down menu’s and even ad space (get out your wallets kiddies)!!

Posts will continue as usual but instead of the drab ole free theme you are staring at I am getting fancy and upgrading to a kinder, simpler, and more fun HeathyrWolfe.com. Guest Bloggers, photo galleries of everything you never wanted to see. Oh, and event coverage. I know you loooove red carpets and Hollywood weirdos.

Get ready, set….send me your Press releases!

xo

Heathyr Wolfe and soon to be (?)staff(?)

Iris Van Herpen, Art in Fashion, 2013 Couture #Runway #Backstage

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If you haven’t witnessed the Couture shows in Paris, I suggest you start your education now. Fashion and art coincide in the most beautiful manner with designers such as Alexis Mabille, Riccardo Tisci for Givenchy and one of my all time favorites, Iris Van Herpen.

Iris van Herepen is not only a tented designer but is an artist with her couture line. each piece is not just unique but outstanding. Never garish and always chic she defines Haute Couture vision and represents everything it encompasses.

According to the writers at Wikipedia;

Iris van Herpen (born 5 June 1984) is a Dutch fashion designer. She studied Fashion Design at Artez Institute of the Arts Arnhem and interned at Alexander McQueen in London, and Claudy Jongstra in Amsterdam. In 2007, she started her own label. Since July 2011, she is a guest member of the prestigious Parisian Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture, which is part of the Fédération française de la couture.

Iris is talented, and at a very young 29 years old is a beautiful and sometimes mad genius. Her couture is outstanding and always has a strange, creature like appearance. I am completely fascinated by her work and appreciate her sense of the odd and beautiful. Hopefully you will too. Here are some shots from backstage at the van Herpen show from the lovely Lea Colombo/Models.com.

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To see more of her work and the full runway visit her site here;

IRIS VAN HERPEN WEBSITE