Unkle Karl Strikes Again, at Pippa Middletons FACE!

Unkle Karl, you and Choupette need to lay off the champagne bonbons.

You are indeed one of the top, jaded designers in the world. I admire you greatly but the bitchfest must stop.

Poor Pippa Middleton was dissed by the emperor of fashion, Karl Lagerfeld.

As unattractive as this photo below may be, Pippa is still stunning. Her booty is all the rage and a celebrity of it’s own in the UK. Sadly, Unkle Karl feels that her booty is all she should show.


According to the quasi-newspaper the Sun, Lagerfeld was quoted as saying;

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

Unlike when he got nasty saying the singer ‘Adele’ was a little too fat in the face, no apology has been issued.

Last time ‘Adele’ received a ton of Chanel bags as an apology. Think Pippa might get some swag? I doubt it.

However if Unkle Lagerfeld IS feeling generous I suggest he send something to show off her butt. The male population will be ever-so grateful. We must, after all, emphasize the ‘positive’.