The MTV Movie Awards are upon this which means terrible traffic. For once it’s not being held in Hollywood, but at the prestigious Gibson Theater in Universal City. This means the ever-so-quiet and innocent Valley will be over run with paid snipers, helicopters and annoying traffic stops for once.

As much as I could seriously bag on this event (the Hilton sister will be there, too easy) I am actually thankful for it. We could be stuck watching the Queen’s ‘Jubilee’ like most of Europe and ALL of my poor friends in the UK.

Here’s what’s in store.

‘Twilight’ and ‘Hunger Games’ will be battling it out. Personally I hope ‘Hunger Games’ wins. Even though it is a BLATANT rip off of ‘Battle Royale’ I still want to see Kristen Stewart make one face other than ‘stoned/pouty’ or ‘awake’. Her losing might jolt her awake long enough to do ‘pissed’.

Johnny Depp will be there looking like a mad, lost, French artist among plastic peasants. He will be gorgeous as usual in the crazy gay pirate kind of way and receiving the ‘Generation Award’. This means he is so hot that even your grand kids will fantasize over him and your Gma probably does. Scary but true.

Also ‘Bridesmaids’ is fighting for Best Movie and I am sure there will be shenanigans.

Tune in on your Tv around 9/8c On MTV!

The Queen may be an International Superstar today over the pond but we have drivel to watch! God Bless America!