NO! Say it ain't so. My one chance to meet and slobber on Johnny Depp seem's to have flown the coop. Look's like all us Hollywood Depp groupies will have to wait another year or even, lifetime, for our chance to party with Johnny. That's right Mr' Johnny Depp came to his senses (boo!) and … Continue reading Johnny Depp Flies Back to Vanessa Paradis
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Happy Birthday Johnny Depp You Sexy Twisted Gemini (and my Dad too! He just rocks)
Today is a day of much elation. There will be gay pirates swilling beer, angsty artists donning their wide-brimmed hats and screaming girls just...screaming. Today is Johnny Depp's Birthday! Groupies rejoice! Johnny Depp turns an amazing and sexy, 49 years old. And I still would sleep with him. Just goes to prove, it's not the … Continue reading Happy Birthday Johnny Depp You Sexy Twisted Gemini (and my Dad too! He just rocks)
MTV Movie Awards: Arrows In Your Skull and Johnny Depp
The MTV Movie Awards are upon this which means terrible traffic. For once it's not being held in Hollywood, but at the prestigious Gibson Theater in Universal City. This means the ever-so-quiet and innocent Valley will be over run with paid snipers, helicopters and annoying traffic stops for once. As much as I could seriously bag on … Continue reading MTV Movie Awards: Arrows In Your Skull and Johnny Depp