Miley Cyrus Sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to Drag Queen and ‘Big Ole Titties’, Disney Fail #2,000,000

I love watching Disney kids grow up. Some of them disappear into the ether, becoming happy in some kind of ‘normal’ life. The other special 3% turn into Britney Spears (uber crazy/white trash), Christina Aguilera(alcoholic/overeater), Justin Timberlake (megalomaniac) and now, Miley Cyrus!

I have to admit I am enjoying her ‘downfall’. It’s not as bad as  a lot of the Disney kids and I think her smoking Salvia (coughweedcough), dressing like a humpable Chola, and getting her everything freak on, is pretty normal for a rich Hollywood kid.

However she finally made a right turn….into drag hag land. Miley I am proud of you.

Oh Miley, you finally did the right thing.

The drag queens and glitter gay’s of old SF taught me how to do my make up and be a proper girl. They do have a bang up, over the top, sense of style I adore.

My hope is by hanging out with these faboo cross dressers she might pay more attention to her fake eyelashes then a bong. That’s right Miley step away from the stripper pole and head towards the glitter wig. You are gonna be okay.

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