Tag: Fairy

True Blood Season 6 Promo Video Looks Wicked Good for True Blood #Billith #TheEnd #Showdown

True-Blood-Season-6Since I am a firm believer in NOT celebrating April Fool’s Day I thought it only fitting I give you something that is true.

True Blood that is.

Yes, True Blood Season 6 promo trailer has been released, and it looks like the writer’s went back to their roots. No sparkling, lot’s of blood, sex and lots of weird. Vampires, fairies and brujas oh my!. Add a few burning buildings and a really pissed off Billith, it seems we are back in business.
But wait. No we aren’t. Here’s the kicker. Season 6 of True Blood doesn’t start until frigging June 13th. And the season will be extra short with a rumored 10 episodes. WTH?
Until then will be forced to watch network TV (except Game of Thrones).

Billith

No Billith for you.

Waiting is half the fun tho right? No it isn’t. While you are sitting suffering my dear fangbangers, here’s a promo for you. Enjoy it, because until June we are fangtastically….screwed.

True Blood Will Proceed to Consume You In 3…2…1…

(Happily stolen from the genius known as George Takei)

Oh yes. Our favorite ign’nint, blond, fairy (WTF?!) southern waitress and crew are about to come back into our lives. Sookie will continue to be ‘Fuckin’ Sookeh’, Bill will be moody and lie, Eric will look sexy while he cheats the vampire community and ‘loves’ Sookeh and Lafayette will turn into a possessed demon, bitch medium, shaman….well bitch.

Not to mention some surprises the writers have like Russell Edginton, who is by far my favorite antagonist. Also he was REALLY messed up in ‘American Horror Story’.

Tune in on your flatscreen for the mayhem on JUNE, 10th for fangbangin’ fuckery!

I’ll be streaming this and screaming at my TV like the rest of you.