Lindsay Lohan Lies…AGAIN.

I’d like to thank Michael K and crew at http://www.dlisted.com for this AWESOME photo.

Yes, the inevitable has happened. Lindsay Lohan lied AGAIN, this time about her Porsche accident. Remember the post where she hit a semi? Remember how it was the Trucks fault? Then it was the bad brakes on her rental Porsche.

Guess what hunny? No one believes the little redheaded blond who cries meth crystals anymore.

Porsche actually picked up the car. They tested the so-called faulty brakes and the test proved….drum roll please….they work perfectly.

According to Dlisted.com;

Porsche picked up LiLo’s bruised and busted car from the place she rented it from and ran a few brake tests on it. Shockingly, the brakes worked fine and Porsche couldn’t find anything wrong with them. So the only thing broke is LiLo’s ability to barf up the truth.

Uh oh, the shit just hit the fan. Again.

Let’s see if she can bribe, talk, lie her way out the jail time she’ll be facing.

Do think Lindsay Lohan well dodge charges on her car crash or is Porsche going to reem her and throw her away to detox in jail AGAIN?

Lindsay Lohan Collides with 18 Wheeler and Escapes Unscathed.

How lucky IS this girl?

After many trips to the hospital for ‘exhaustion’, time in jail, a drug and alcohol habit that knows no bounds, Lindsay Lohan, 26, is still kicking…..after hitting an 18 wheeler.

The actress hit an 18 wheeler in her Porsche destroying her car on PCH. Her passenger window shattered completely and rear bumper was fully off according to slimy website TMZ.

Picture is worth 1000 words

They weren’t kidding. Thankfully Lohan escaped with minor bruises and abrasions. An ambulance was called but she went to the hospital in a separate car.

Recently Lohan was filming Liz and Dick hoping to resurrect her flailing career. Although I think it’s blasphemy, here is one of the first promo pictures from JustJared.com

Lindsay is reportedly ‘ok’.

I am not sure if this is a good thing. I was kind of hoping she would spend time there and ‘dry out’.

For updates follow her on Twitter @LindsayLohan or check the trending topics on Twitter. Here’s to Lindsay 2 millionth scrape with death. That is one lucky little redhead.