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Seem’s Justin Bieber can’t avoid the haters. Or convicted killers.
It all started at a state prison near Las Cruces, NM. According to the nice people at KRQE.com. Mark Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer. He was serving two life sentences for raping and killing some poor teenage girl in VT. Thank god this jerk is in jail.
Unfortunately although Dana Martin was in for good, Mark Staake would be getting out soon. Dana Martin then cooked up one elaborate murder plot that included Staake’s nephew Tanner Ruane who was more than happy to castrate the Biebs. For real.
Here’s the gruesome details from KRQE;
Martin told cops (about)the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.
(Mark)Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.
Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he’s disappointed he couldn’t carry out the murders. New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.
I understand we all have our likes and dislikes but NO ONE deserves this. I mean Bieber has his haters (including me), but I think the kids got talent and deserves, um, his soon-to-be man bits intact.
Thankfully the police have stopped this mess from happening. Bieb’s security has been on this and is being extra vigilant. This is why the word ‘fan’ comes from the word fan-atic. Thank GOD no one got hurt.
Dana Martin, Mark Staake and Tanner Ruane all learned a valuable lesson. Really, really, really bad guys NEVER WIN.
I Bielieb……things are gonna be alright.