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Bieber Busted for Weed in Sweden #BiebBust #WeedBust

All the world is your stage, until you get busted. Then you are just another Disney kid.

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Justin Bieber stepped into the shoes of many a Disney kid by getting busted for drugs, Wednesday night, in Stockholm. The Swedish authorities noses were super sensitive and caught a ‘whiff’ of something funny smelling as Bieber boarded his tour bus last night. No, it was not Nag Champa.

“A colleague sensed what was considered to be a strong smell of marijuana,” Stockholm police spokesman Lars Byström told the Aftonbladet newspaper.

Sensed? What is this? A new B movie in the making? A cop with a ‘weed’ sense that busts pot smokers is coming for YOU.

Being Swedish I have to give my people props for busting the Bieber and bringing this to light. Being compassionate I feel for the Bieber. I live in California where weed is like, well, a weed. There are at least 6 medical marijuana clinics with in walking radius of my apartment in West Hollywood. SIX. Yeah we are totally mellow out here in California FOR A REASON.

Don’t worry. Their love for Bieber conquered all Beliebers,

“We don’t have any concrete suspicions against any specific person; there were several people on the bus,” Byström told Aftonbladet.

Technically speaking it could have been his BFF Lil Twist, or a roadie. Let’s hope he gets off with a small fine. Bieber has had enough controversy on this European tour.

I BIELIEB…..That’s a Blunt. Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Weed #NYE

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Photos Courtesy of TMZ….obviously (nice watermark guys)

Oh how the Bieber has fallen. Justin Bieber did the dirty and smoked some weed, which is really not that dirty for an ex-Disney kid.
Let’s look at the Ex-Disney kid record. I mean Xtina went full-blown, um, blown up. Divorced, she reached for the bottle and passed out in another stars bedroom on his birthday on a mountain of other people’s jackets. Britney shaved her head and spoke like Madonna (who has no excuse) for a wee bit. Justin, well he’s supposedly a jerk, anal retentive type who cheats on his NOW wifey A LOT. Lilo…um, yeah. No explanation needed.
Overall, I would say that the Biebs loving his blunt is small time. However he is hanging out with Lil Twist now. AND crashing his car and killing paparazzo’s. Oh yeah that.
I suppose this is the gateway to a full blow Bieb-splotation. What do you think?
Here’s more pictures from TMZ.com of Justin getting his NYE freak on;

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Convicted Killer Stopped! Justin Bieber was to be Castrated & Killed.

I’d like to thank the genius who Photo-shopped. I stumbled across it on Tumblr and found it perfect for this blog.

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Seem’s Justin Bieber can’t avoid the haters. Or convicted killers.

It all started at a state prison near Las Cruces, NM. According to the nice people at KRQE.com. Mark Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer. He was serving two life sentences for raping and killing some poor teenage girl in VT.  Thank god this jerk is in jail.

Unfortunately although Dana Martin was in for good, Mark Staake would be getting out soon. Dana Martin then cooked up one elaborate murder plot that included Staake’s nephew Tanner Ruane who was more than happy to castrate the Biebs. For real.

Here’s the gruesome details from KRQE;

Martin told cops (about)the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.

(Mark)Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.

Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he’s disappointed he couldn’t carry out the murders. New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.

What the……

I understand we all have our likes and dislikes but NO ONE deserves this. I mean Bieber has his haters (including me), but I think the kids got talent and deserves, um, his soon-to-be man bits intact.

Thankfully the police have stopped this mess from happening. Bieb’s security has been on this and is being extra vigilant. This is why the word ‘fan’ comes from the word fan-atic. Thank GOD no one got hurt.

Dana Martin, Mark Staake and Tanner Ruane all learned a valuable lesson. Really, really, really bad guys NEVER WIN.

I Bielieb……things are gonna be alright.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez SPLIT!! I #belibethereishope

Look’s there is hope for all you Belieber’s out there. The PR stunt known as Disney kids Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have officially s-p-l-i-t.
I can hear the screams from tweens and cat ladies around the world. Hooray! But what caused the rift? No one will ever know.

According to Reuters.com;

Representatives for Bieber and Gomez did not returns calls or emails on Saturday.

Typical Disney cover up. Give it two or three weeks. Someone will tell the press what happened. In the meantime, ladies, start your engines. The Bieber is back on the market!