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Britney Spears vs. Iggy Azalea ‘Pretty Girls’ #MusicVideo #Fail #80s #WTH

I want to declare my mad love for Iggy Azalea right now. Up to a point. This is that point.

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Welcome to the fabulous new release by mostly Britney Spears with a dash of Iggy Azalea to push it into the Top 40 billboard hits. It’s called ‘Pretty Girls’ because really it’s all you hear during this god awful mess. It tried to be some 80s-ish redux of ‘Earth Girls are Easy’ mixed with basic 80s trash style, and turned into a straight train wreck of idiocy. Britney is repetitive more than usual and the itsy-bitsy Iggy part of her rapping is barely hearable. Overall, bad, bad, FAIL.

I know I am scathing and harsh when it comes to stuff like this so I will let you gauge for yourself, how, erm, interesting this video is. Good luck and try not to drop your jaw in disbelief too hard.

Naomi Campbell on ‘Kimye’ Cover & Editorial Video for Vogue #NoThankYouVeryMuch #EndlessLaughing

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As the fashion world reels to the news the the ever relevant irrelevant ‘Kimye’ has taken over the Vogue cover, Naomi Campbell has spoken out. Or perhaps pulled the most epic LOL on the face of the planet. Normally I think she is stone cold B*tch, which can be great in fashion and modeling. No, really. However this time I want to hug that frozen goddess and thank her. Her rebuttal to the nasty made everyone smile. Possibly even Anna Wintour.

Check out the video below.

End of the Comic World is Nigh, Ben Affleck Cast as Batman #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck

And we have a casting FAIL!!

Yes the Ben Affleck, Oscar winner of ‘Argo’ and dad to Jennifer Garner’s kids, has been cat as Batman in ‘Batman vs Superman’.

Wait for it……

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Oh Marvel what on EARTH have you done?!! Although many debate his acting skills are on par half the world is chiming in with a very loud ‘NO’!

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Twitter has been taken over by the trend #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck, with suck glorious tweets as ;

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1 Paula Deen
2 A cats butthole
3 Ben Affleck’s mom
4 A No. 2 Pencil
5 Don Knotts
6 Caulk
7 All of China
8 AC/DC

Hilarity is ensuing but how bad is it really?

Even the industrious liberal’s over at Change. org, who normally are all about politics, have stopped long enough to throw up a petition for Warner Brothers Studio to fire him.

Sign Change.org’s No Affleck as Batman petition here

As a very loud-mouthed Geek Girl, believe Grumpy Cat would be better. At least he comes with his own scowl.

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Come on guys, you have until 2015, when it comes out to fix this!! In the meantime how badly do YOU think this movie will tank if Ben Affleck keeps the role of Batman? Voice your opinion HERE;

Met Gala Goes #Punk with Punk:Chaos to Couture Exhibit #RedCarpet #Best #Worst #PunkIsNotDead

For those of you hiding under a rock, the Met paired with Vogue Editor Anna Wintour and several other amazing CFDA board members to present “Punk: Chaos to Couture” and opened for the annual Met Gala yesterday.

Photo by Betty Sze of Models.com

Photo by Betty Sze of Models.com

Vogue had a live stream, twitter was a-tweeting and I was live tweeting my likes and dislikes of yesterdays red carpet. What? You weren’t tweeting with me? Well then go add me at @HeathyrWolfe before you start feeling guilty.

Icons of Fashion, TV and the Big Screen showed up in droves. Some fashionable, some fashionably late. Most were punk to gills as they should have been. Vivienne Westwood made a show and an amazing political plight for Bradley Manning, the soldier at the centre of the Wikileaks drama,

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The piece-de-resistance was Sarah Jessica Parker. She put a smile on everyone’s face with a mohawk head piece that was vintage Phillip Treacy, a Sarah Jessica Parker In Giles Deacon Dress dress and kick your ass plaid thigh-high boots.

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Photo by WireImage

Kristen Stewart who looked smashing but did nothing but smirk and eye roll on the red carpet
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And January Jones who rode in on her broomstick, giving Anna Wintour a run for her money.

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Want to see a full gallery? Check it out!

Regardless of dress, time, place punk will forever be honored with amazing displays from icons like Vivienne Westwood & McLaren and my favorite, Alexander McQueen. They are all showing right now at the Met so go check out the exhibit STAT!!.

I know you may be a little too far to get NYC so below I give you Daria Werbowy in a Punk Story. Daria Werbowy – Punk Stories by Vogue.com

Vanessa Hudgens and YLA Kill it in $$$ex, Literally. #90sthrowback #cheersquad

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Vanessa Hudgens, ex-Disney kid, Ex of Zac Efron and Ex-High School Music twenty something girl. She’s go loads of ca$$$h, and a career that has been a really good PR stunt. She’s boho, cute and a Coachella kind of gal.

So where in the holy hell did this come from. Here we have a 90’s throwback video with a day-glo twist that hurts my ears, eyes and makes my skin crawl. I’m not sure if this is three minutes of a cheer, or a song. I think secretly Disney had something to do with this mess. And it is VERY not cute.

It seems that YLA are actually the ones who are in charge of co-cheering this song into existence and producing it. Although I give them props for using the B list tween for her fame to move up, this was pretty much a bad move. YLA needs to take their name off this hot 90s mess. This was not meant to be seen by the public girls. And our tween superstar Vanessa? Vanessa Hudgens needs to stick to tween moves with hot leading men.

Every Disney kid has to try to put out a hit single. Sorry Vanessa H. fans, this is definitely a miss.

Louis Vuitton Campaign Ad/Video, Controversial? #ProstitueChic #Feminism #Model #Gorgeous #NSFW #Video

I have seen a million campaign ad’s for fashion houses. Some are well done and some, complete crap. Some have artistic quality and some are just lewd.

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This campaign video, by Louis Vuitton, is beautiful, chic, naughty, sexual and deliciously done.

Supposedly, and hear this by proxy of the HuffPost, feminist’ are up in arms about it due to it ‘glamorizing prostitution’. Being a feminist and being a strong-willed little fire starter myself I don’t buy the hype. It is sex, sex with a side of sexy. It also mad me really want the lingerie collection for AW 2013.

Like now.

Watch Below;

Rihanna Creates ‘Slutwear’ Line for her Debut at London Fashion Week, Jeopardizes £800,000 Contract #LFW #Rihanna #Tragic #Horror #WeedTweet

Defined as a ‘horror’ and worse Rihanna’s fashion debut at London Fashion week is a terrible fail.

Don't clap hunny. it only makes things worse. (Photos by WireImage/Getty)

Don’t clap hunny. it only makes things worse. (Photos by WireImage/Getty)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘The Daily Beast’ described her line as a ‘horror show’, and they were right!

According to the Huffpost, Rihanna was over an hour late starting. Making a crowd wait isn’t unheard of, but an hour?! Everything was badly simplistic. TV-esque, 90’s style, with one piece Baywatch Swimsuit & SJP LA Story, off-shoulder outfit with mini skirt. No flourish or trim and 97%  see-through, gauzy material fit for a romance novel cover. She was off-season, presenting in London late and not scheduled as part of ‘Official Fashion Week’.

If I were Rihanna right now, I would be hiding somewhere in a bottle of rum.

There are too many reasons Rihanna’s line was a failure but let’s highlight a few.

Involvement; Rihanna’s direct involvement with River Island creating her line, was small at best. She sent texts and emails, choosing the material samples and giving the OK on design via phone. Nothing more. Despite her sad choices in design and material, the real credit to the line goes elsewhere.

Her line created, sewn and draped by designer Philip Green. Green created the Kate Moss line ($$$$) and brought TopShop from a zero to multi-million dollar hero of retail. Philip Green’s collaboration with rock stars and models have ALWAYS created money. However Rihanna is a a fail and a flake. Why?

Professionalism: River Island directly works with ASOS, Primark, Zara and of course Topshop, all of which Rihanna could have had a stake in with a £800,000 contract. Then she jeopardized that.

Two days before her London debut Rihanna was stupidly bold enough to post pictures of a marijuana bud putting her line and professionalism at question with River Island and the fashion community. Mostly, River Island, who very much said that her tweet of green could kill her contract and to keep things under wraps about her love affair with weed. In the fashion community we don’t care what you do, but don’t let everyone know about it.

Over all the line was simple, sad and see through, I can’t even wear it to bed. The blatant 90’s rip off wear is too much for any serious designer to stomach. Rihanna gets a D- for effort, and if possible an F- for the line.

Back to the drawing board RiRi.

(All photos by Getty/WireImage)

Tyler Perry Gave Kim Kardashian a J-O-B. World Ends.

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As we all rest well tonight on the lovely Christmas eve at least one person tonight will have nightmares, and it will be me. Let me explain.

People suffer through a special kind of hell everyday. Often it’s brought on by simple things. Bad Dressers, Bad make up the MAC girl sold you, Cholas with sharpie eyebrows, PR girls on their blackberrys, the party guy who won’t stop talking about himself, having to stare at Anne Hathaway’s landing strip, long waits for the bathroom in the mall, mysterious fan boys/girls who won’t stop IM’ing you. All these things make us irritable. Ok, ME irritable.

This time the annoyance is bigger than you or I. In fact it’s so big, it’s the size of Kim Kardashian’s booty! And Kim Kardashian is attached to it.

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In fact if this were all about making fun of Kim’s booty I would not be the least bit annoyed. But instead it’s about a Tyler Perry movie. And Kim Kardashian is in it. And it looks REALLY, REALLY bad. And Kim’s in it.

Below is the trailer to torture your retinas with.

Ask yourself do you really want to watch this?

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Uhhhh I dunno

First because it’s Tyler Perry and second cause it’s got Kim reading lines off cue cards in it. Frankly it looks like a Hallmark/Lifetime movie of the hour.

T-R-Y and enjoy. Or laugh really hard like I did. (Oh and Merry Christmas Eve kittens! Happy Holidays!!)

Convicted Killer Stopped! Justin Bieber was to be Castrated & Killed.

I’d like to thank the genius who Photo-shopped. I stumbled across it on Tumblr and found it perfect for this blog.

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Seem’s Justin Bieber can’t avoid the haters. Or convicted killers.

It all started at a state prison near Las Cruces, NM. According to the nice people at KRQE.com. Mark Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer. He was serving two life sentences for raping and killing some poor teenage girl in VT.  Thank god this jerk is in jail.

Unfortunately although Dana Martin was in for good, Mark Staake would be getting out soon. Dana Martin then cooked up one elaborate murder plot that included Staake’s nephew Tanner Ruane who was more than happy to castrate the Biebs. For real.

Here’s the gruesome details from KRQE;

Martin told cops (about)the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.

(Mark)Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.

Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he’s disappointed he couldn’t carry out the murders. New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.

What the……

I understand we all have our likes and dislikes but NO ONE deserves this. I mean Bieber has his haters (including me), but I think the kids got talent and deserves, um, his soon-to-be man bits intact.

Thankfully the police have stopped this mess from happening. Bieb’s security has been on this and is being extra vigilant. This is why the word ‘fan’ comes from the word fan-atic. Thank GOD no one got hurt.

Dana Martin, Mark Staake and Tanner Ruane all learned a valuable lesson. Really, really, really bad guys NEVER WIN.

I Bielieb……things are gonna be alright.

Stay Classy Rihanna- Chris Brown. Oh, Wait, Not Possible. New #Fights #Tattoos #NakedRihanna

Oh my damn.

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Rihanna is looking a straight mess in this photo.

As the heated relationship between grade-A douche Chris Brown and hormone driven Rihanna continues, it gets worse. WOW there’s a surprise.

Rihanna made the stupid mistake of getting back together with Brown a couple of months ago. With a combination of tweets and tat’s, Brown and Rihanna continue to defend their ‘heated’ relationship.

After tweeting several pictures to prove their sweet love, Rihanna has taken things a step further. To match Chris Brown atrocious Ri-Ri neck tattoo, Rihanna has gotten ‘Breezy’ tattooed on her neck. ‘Breezy’ is CB’s nickname and her way of showing growing commitment.

Brown showed his deep and undying love to Rihanna, by partying with his MODEL EX-GIRLFRIEND in Paris last week. Uh…what?

According to our favorite newsy website, Huffpost celebrity;

Rihanna is reportedly angry with Brown after he partied with Karrueche Tran, his model ex, after his Paris gig on Friday night, according to The Sun. “She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change,” a source told the tabloid.

Once a cheating, abusive jerk, always one? Looks like it.

Both of them are young so there’s a good chance this won’t last. Hopefully if Rihanna calls it quits again it will be permanently. Then Chris can take his crazy elsewhere.

Ri-Ri hunny, remember, the ‘Breezy’ tat is small enough we can do what’s called a ‘cover up’. Start planning now sugar-plum.

We need our rockin’ pop diva back, sans Chris Brown.

American Apparel Get’s Even More Tasteless with ‘SandySale’

American Apparel may be made in the good ole USA but that is about all they have going for them. Between their tasteless ‘teen porn’ advertisements and their constant lawsuits for sweatshop standards they are asking for a smack down.

While over 7 million suffer on the East Coast without power, and some without clean water American Apparel decide to start a ‘Sandy Sale’.

According to ABCNEWS;

Late Monday evening, American Apparel offered a “Sandy Sale” to customers who reside in states that were affected by the hurricane, including Connecticut, Delaware, Massachusetts, North Carolina, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Maryland.

Broadcast on the website was a message reading, “In case you’re bored during the storm, 20 percent off everything for the next 36 hours.”

Wow, Tasteless much.

People across the US (including myself) are calling, emailing, texting our relatives and friends, desperate for news of their safety. There was a fire that claimed 80 homes in Queens and storm that killed 16-18 people in NYC alone. And they use hurricane Sandy for an advertising campaign?

Good job American Apparel. I don’t think anyone back East is bored enough to buy your clothing. Chalk this up to another case of bad taste.

If you want to really help, there are funds being set up to help flood victims. Donate here.

Hurricane Sandy Relief Fund, by the UJA

https://www.ujafedny.org/hurricane-sandy-relief-fund/

Apologetic Lucky Magazine on Britney Spears Botched Cover

Britney Spears has had her ups and downs. She has been a Disney kid, a teen pop star. She was a 20 something mess complete with wigs and English accent. Thankfully she beat the odds and became a mom and took back her reigns as a pop starlet. How can you not be proud of her complete comeback? She even looks fierce.

Unfortunately Lucky Magazine didn’t think so and gave her a little too much help in the Photoshop department turning her into…this;

What in the holy name of Taylor Swift gone soccer mom is this hot mess?

Hairline, WTF? That wig is heading towards her nose. Nose elongated, cheeks misplaced and face, definitely not hers. Britney HAS used Photoshop many times before but this time the fault was all Lucky Magazine. Bad form Lucky, Bad Form.

Of course it was NOT well received by her fans and Lucky did issue and apology for this face that is 20x super imposed and a terrible wig.

I think they should give her another damn cover. Thoughts? Weigh in below.

Paris Hilton Says How Gay Sex is Gross Cause You Get AIDS #badform (audio)

Wow. I admit the Lohans, Bynes and so on of the world are special, maybe stupider than most but still manage to escape their bad behavior. Or are loved for it (coughLohanSheenStewartcough).

This however takes the cake. The Paris Hilton cake that is.

In the audio below Paris comments on how she thinks Gays = horny = AIDS = Gross, ew, ew, etc. Radar says on Sept. 7th, 2012, that Paris Hilton was with a friend who is gay and were in the back of a cab. The driver secretly recorded them talking about the phone app ‘Grindr’.

I quote from this lovely audio;

“Ewww! Eww. To get fucked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world…. I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You’ll like, die of AIDS.”


Way to go wonky eye. It’s not like you haven’t slept with half the world’s under 35 rich and single crowd.

Her PR firm of course tried to pass off this gorgeously written lie;

Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease. The conversation became heated, after a close gayfriend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex. He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation. It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone’s sexual orientation.

The only reason you still ‘party’ and get in to ‘clubs’ just flew out the window. Gays are your bread and butter hunny and you just let the narrow-minded yokel in you shine. No more rainbows, glitter or West Hollywood Pride Parade’s for you. You just got stripped of your rainbow lapels and court marshaled.

Bad form Paris, bad form

Richard Simmons Get’s a Little TOO Natural.

Dear Richard Simmons, you just pissed off Mother Nature. You just brought new meaning to the phrase ‘face plant’. (drum snap please)

What in the holy hell?

Richard Simmons decided to go for a stroll in the heat of LA two days ago in another of his strange, mind-boggling, retina-burning, outfits. Normally he ‘borders’ on weird. We are kind of used to him be a strange, but likable little man. This time, not so much.

As he poses proudly in the sun in his ‘Richard of the Jungle’ outfit I have to ask; is it just the heat or has dementia set in early?

What do you think? Let’s take a poll shall we;

Vogue Russia Needs a New Photoshop Artist

Oh Vogue Russia, I understand we are imperfect people living in an imperfect world. Often we have bad days, or even botched photo spreads, but this….well there are no words.

Devastating model, gorgeous dress, sexy pose, blingy jewelry….and a disembodied hand.

NYET! Say it isn’t so. I can see how one might pose oddly and crop out and over extended arm but this is inexcusable. Where the heck is her freeking arm? Did it take a sick day? Is it on another page? Is she missing and arm and has a very unique and pretty manicured hand growing out of her head? No.

Vogue Russia just killed there August 2012 issue. As the number one producer of hot runway girls this is unacceptable. I hope they fire who ever did this. Vogue Russia, get it together. You are too good for this.

Even your pretty letters won’t fool us this time. Bring back the arm! Vogue standards demand it.

 

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