Tag: Robert Pattison

Kristen Stewart Goes Nude for Breaking Dawn: Pt 2….in Stunning Zuhair Murad Dress

Kristen Stewart makes bold personal choices. Whether she is cheating R. Pat by playing tongue hockey in her mini cooper with someone else’s husband or smoking pot on the steps with friends she is always BOLD. Except when acting.

Once again Kristen Stewart was the leader of her pack wearing a stunning and very revealing Zuhair Murad at the premiere of Twighlight: Breaking Dawn Pt 2.

Photos from Wire Image and Getty Images;


I have to say if you are going to rock the red carpet this is a great choice.

Turning heads she left little to the imagination with  a nude number that showed a little too much of everything Leaving everything else to our imagination’s.

Zuhair Murad brings the perfect amount of sleek, classy and slightly daring in his collection this year. Kristen is young, in the public eye and has a banging body. This was a perfect choice to make the public love her, the women want to be her and the men look at her as sexy.

I am no fan of Kristen Stewart but she is starting make some of the right choices in fashion. That gives a her a few brownie points in my fashion/styling book.

Keep it up Kristen Stewart and I might just start to like you.

Will Ferrell Weep For the Break Up of Stewart/Pattison

Will Ferrel is a non-stop genius and full of dry wit, sarcasm and he most definitely has the biggest….funny gene ever.

Ha! Fooled you.

I have been talking about the break up, tryst, bumping uglies of Kristen Stewart TOO much for my liking. I thought I would freshen the air with a little hilarity. Here is Will Ferrel and Conan making fun of the break up/cheating scandal.

Twihards are too easy to make fun of. Really.

The Saga Continues! Charlize Theron is Pissed at Kristen Stewart for Being a Ho/Robert Pattison left.

Oh Kristen you little minx. I think I will be getting in line to hate on you because now you pissed off Charlize Theron.

Turns out little miss Stewart humped on the wrong man. Rupert Sanders has this as his wife;

Not only Charlize a straight Goddess but became GREAT friends with Liberty Ross (also Goddess). Like BFFs. They shared family dinners together and no doubt, play dates.

Even more twisted in this menage-a-gross, is the fact Charlize and Kristen were not only BFFs, but Charlize doted on her like a sister. Cared for her AND was going to name her godmother of her adopted son Jackson. Oh Snap! Guess that isn’t happening.

-Booo, oh wait is she happy? I cant tell.

What twisted horrifying thing could come next?

Well there is one more.

Robert Pattison was going to ask Kristen to marry him. Instead he moved out yesterday.

I hope cash warms her icy little heart, because after this, that is all she will have.

*UPDATE* Robert Pattison Moves O-U-T of Shared Home With Stewart

I am happy to announce today Robert Pattison actually left the home he shared with Kristen Stewart in Los Angeles and moved out permanently. Hear that noise? Millions of Twihards just sighed and fainted.

Robert Pattison says he is ‘devastated’ and has had enough. Remember that ‘source’ from People? Well said source leaked this today.

“I’m not sure they will be able to recover from this,” a source for People said, “[Robert] is heartbroken and angry.” The 26-year-old British actor has cut off all contact with Kristen and remains in seclusion.

America’s highest paid actress just lost some of that 34.5 million dollars because her stock in the Entertainment industry just went down.

Here’s hoping Robert keep’s up the positive and recovers his broken heart. Something tell’s me he will have no problem moving on.

Kristen Stewart ‘Sorry’ for CHEATING?!! Don’t Worry, it’s ALL PR.

Everyone raise their hand who DIDN’T see this coming. Count of hands *0*.

Yes, Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob Pattison. WHAT? OMG. NO WAY. Yes way, person living in a cave.

Thankfully she cheated with someone ridiculously HOT & British. There were murmurings when these two first met on the set of Twilight they were having an affair. Recently life brought them back together for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, which Rupert Sanders directed.

What is actually terribly sad though is he is….married. To supermodel Liberty Ross.

With kids. Two to be exact. What is it about this being the summer of philandering fool’s? First Depp now Rupert Sanders.

A source  supposedly close to Kristen had a talk with E! saying;

“Kristen is absolutely devastated,” the insider insists. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”

The source continues, “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”

It’s sad really that they have had to perpetuate a fake relationship this long. Then again look at Tom and Katie.

The ‘source’ goes on to say Kristen loves Rob and Rob is devastated etc. As much as this couple from ‘Twilight’ seem’s like a match made in heaven, something always told me they were not.

I hope the best for Pattison. He deserves better. Millions of Twihards agree.