I am DEAD.
For those of us who were unable to attend Coachella this year (shut up, I hate my self too) Beyoncé proved that she IS EVERYTHING. Goddess, artist and fashionista supreme. Working her bey-otiful booty for 3 hours she pretty much swept the floor with all of us. This is the only time I will ever say this: I am shook.
I’m talking fashion. Yes, Beyoncé is amazing. Yes her performance was a once in a lifetime experience, but so was her insanely over the top outfits. I was floored by the amazing, never-ending, insane, over the top outfits by Olivier Rousteing’s Balmain.
Look at this and tell me you are not overwhelmed and want to happy cry.
These designs by the house of Balmain realized are beyond the beyond. The original sketches are surreal and show the work of the talent and imagination of a true artist. Realized, they are exemplary and enduring. Sorry Jay-Z you have competition. Beyonce and Balmain are truly, unforgettable.
Didn’t see Coachella but dying for your daily tidbit. Here is one of the only decent copies of the show circulating at the moment. Watch Beyoncé and Jay-Z kill “Deja-Vu” at Coachella.
Check out that outfit on Queen B. It’s just devastating.
I love it when fools lead idiots and give them a talk show. This time I am talking about our Diva of plastic surgery. Not LaToya but Wendy Williams.
Yes some foolio gave her a show and he was laughing all the way to the bank because Wendy Williams is a bigger foolio.
Recently she decided to blab all about how fascinating it is for her to watch TV, and Beyonce was on taking about her new documentary on her life and music.
Well Miss double W had closed captioning on and these were her deep and important thoughts on Beyonce’s new docu-man-taree;
“I am a Beyoncé fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyoncé can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.”
The studio audience booed in response to Williams and she got a little defensive:
“Excuse me, I just said I was a fan. But we have to call a spade a spade.
Sure Wendy, let’s call a spade a spade. You were huge and magically lost all this weight naturally (stomach stapling), have a new face and are on TV only cause you have a mouth bigger than the state of New York.
Ooo, gurrrl. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
I give Wendy a fail on this and that Beyonce, Jay-Z and a ton of fans will not take this lightly. She just made a powerful, 5th grade education, enemy.
Game on Wendy. Game on.