With an epic performance at the VMA’s and ‘Applause’ kicking the charts in the nads I would expect a crazy, fun, pop art, gay friendly Gaga to bring the greatness to her persona. A new Andy Warhol-esque diva perhaps? Something that is totally ‘ArtPop’?
Instead the Huffpost revealed this.
And This;
Oh, snap with a side of incredi-fail. Gaga is starting to look like a drag queen at 2:30am, after partying at The Abbey in West Hollywood, on Halloween night, aka, not so pretty.
I’m not sure what’s worse. Is it the smushed wig under a turban only Elizabeth Taylor could pull off? It looks akin to something that grew under my fridge a couple of months back. Her boobs are so squished, it literally is starting to give me sympathy pains.
Maybe it’s the dress that is screaming K-town $5 special? Perhaps it is the stoner glasses left over from the Lennon does acid while doing Yoko era? Maybe it’s just the ‘I did to many drugs and need a 14 hour nap’ face? Perhaps, it’s the fact my roommate thought I was showing her another picture of the 50-60 something year old Angelyne (at least she has style). The only redeemable thing here is the shoes. They are plain and simple and truly DO NOT match the outfit and that’s why they work.
Yes, Gaga has truly hit the ‘Diva down for the count’ look. Didn’t she just tell Miley Cyrus that drugs ‘eat your soul’?
I remember the days of new, young, hot and svelte Gaga. She was wry, witty and uber, uber fierce with a side of fucking awesome. She made videos with hot piece Alexander Skarsgard and worked it in rubber better than any bitch.
What happened? We will never know. Here’s hoping Gaga brings back the fierce. Just in case you need to remember what that looks like here is the video for ‘Paparazzi’. Maybe she will read this and it will snap her back into shape.
For those of you hiding under a rock, the Met paired with Vogue Editor Anna Wintour and several other amazing CFDA board members to present “Punk: Chaos to Couture” and opened for the annual Met Gala yesterday.
Photo by Betty Sze of Models.com
Vogue had a live stream, twitter was a-tweeting and I was live tweeting my likes and dislikes of yesterdays red carpet. What? You weren’t tweeting with me? Well then go add me at @HeathyrWolfe before you start feeling guilty.
Icons of Fashion, TV and the Big Screen showed up in droves. Some fashionable, some fashionably late. Most were punk to gills as they should have been. Vivienne Westwood made a show and an amazing political plight for Bradley Manning, the soldier at the centre of the Wikileaks drama,
Madonna in Givenchy and Casadei shoes, showed some fierce punk attitude Surprisingly, Miley Cyrus was head to toe H-O-T, in a fishnet dress by Marc Jacobs,
The piece-de-resistance was Sarah Jessica Parker. She put a smile on everyone’s face with a mohawk head piece that was vintage Phillip Treacy, a Sarah Jessica Parker In Giles Deacon Dress dress and kick your ass plaid thigh-high boots.
Others were just there to share the spotlight namely our favorite resident paparazzi junkies Kimye who failed in this floral fashion flop,
Photo by WireImage
Kristen Stewart who looked smashing but did nothing but smirk and eye roll on the red carpet
And January Jones who rode in on her broomstick, giving Anna Wintour a run for her money.
Want to see a full gallery? Check it out!
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Anne Hathaway in Valentino
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Hathaway in Valentino
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Beyonce In Givenchy
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Beyonce In Givenchy
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Emma Watson in Prabal Gurung
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Florence Welch in Givenchy
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Doutzen Kroes
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Ginnfer Goodwin in Tory Burch
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Gwyneth Paltrow in Valentino Couture
Photos by Getty or WireImage – January Jones
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Jessica Biel in Giambattista Valli
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Jessica Pare from Mad Men in a Jason Wu dress
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Joan Smalls in Tom Ford
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Karlie Kloss in Boho chic
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Katie Holmes in Calvin Klein
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Katie Holmes in Calvin Klein
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Katie Perry in Dolce Gabbana
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kristen Stewart
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Madonna in Givenchy and Casadei shoes
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Madonna in Givenchy and Casadei shoes
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Nicole Richie in TopShop
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Nicole Richie in TopShop
Photos by Getty or WireImage – SJP in Giles Deacon dress, Phillip Treacy head piece
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Marc Jacobs and Sofia Coppola in Marc J.
Photos by Getty or WireImage – The beautiful Vivienne Westwood
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Zandra Rhodes in her own design
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Rooney Mara in Givenchy
Regardless of dress, time, place punk will forever be honored with amazing displays from icons like Vivienne Westwood & McLaren and my favorite, Alexander McQueen. They are all showing right now at the Met so go check out the exhibit STAT!!.
I know you may be a little too far to get NYC so below I give you Daria Werbowy in a Punk Story. Daria Werbowy – Punk Stories by Vogue.com
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