Cyndi Lauper Does ‘Vanity Fair’ Italia and Steals MAC #KinkyBoots #VivaGlam

As Cyndi Lauper tackles Broadway with her new notorious musical ‘Kinky Boots’ her gorgeous face is everywhere. Not only has she scored a lead on Broadway but she also conquered a photo shoot as MAC’s new ‘Viva Glam’ spokeswhore with an almost nude, very skinny, Lady Gaga.

Check out these two new photo shoots of Cyndi Lauper looking too fabulous for everyone (including Gaga)!

‘Vanity Fair Italia’
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‘Viva Glam for MAC’
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Who Will Play Hugh Hefner in his BioPic? Vanity Fair Weighs In.

I turn around to look at some Fassbender pictures for three seconds and ALMOST missed. Yes after much deliberating and hem’s and guffaw’s, Hugh Hefner, ‘Playboy’ extraordinaire has agreed to do a Bio Pic of his life. This raises the question, who will be cast of Hef?

It has to be the creme de la creme of Hollywood. Vanity Fair had some smashingly good idea’s;

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If we’re looking for a young Hef, a lanky Andrew Garfield could fit the bill with the right pipe, smoking jacket, and mid-century mannerisms. Based on the square jaw, smirk, and charm, we could also see David Duchovny, Christian Bale, or Michael Fassbender playing a more mature Hef. To portray his first wife, Mildred Williams, a cute brunette, we’d cast Ginnifer Goodwin; for his second wife, 1989 Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conradt, we’d choose Alice Eve; and for his daughter, Christie Hefner, who is the former C.E.O. of Playboy Enterprises, Elizabeth Banks seems spot-on.

Who ever they may pick better have balls of steel. Hef is no easy role to play. He has business smarts, is dashing, odd, probably a bit perverted. On a charm scale of 1-10 he is 25. Who do you think can make Hef shine?

Kristen Stewart Talks SH*T About SH*T in Vanity Fair. So Classy!

Another fab photo where Kristen Stewart looks bored/stoned

My Vanity Fair is in the mail. I am really looking forward to reading the article on Kristin Stewart. Here’s why;

Kristen Stewart dishes shit on shit and curses about a million times in it.  Next time keep your f bombs in check darling.

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. “I get some serious sh-t about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like sh-t in half my photos, and I don’t give a f–k. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving sh-t eaters who want to turn truth into sh-t. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

Well hunny, you were wrong. You can say that. You see Vanity Fair is a fairly liberal magazine. They will print your bad behavior in an insanely well written article you WILL regret for the rest of your life.

Of course it’s their job to keep it cool and not make her look bad. I appreciate that. It’s why I read Vanity Fair and not TMZ.

Below is the video of Kristen Stewart posing gracefully for Vanity fair photogs during her shoot. And mocking us while she does is because she doesn’t give shit.