Tag Archives: Assault

Katt Williams Caught & Arrested #Finally #Duh

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I guess Katt and Lilo only have so many get out of jail free cards and both just expired.

The look you see above is Katt Williams face when he finally got arrested for something. So far the funny man has escaped authorities on past charges for playing with guns and being ghetto but this time it stuck.

Katt was up Seattle and stopped by the World Sports Grille. There he got in a few verbal showdown with a few individuals and, according to the statement by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, “brandished a pool cue at a bar manager and refused to leave the business.”

Here’s where Katt Brought the K-lassy. His psycho kicked in and he followed a family outside. According to the police report and EOnline.com Katt went full-scale ghetto;

As the family got into their car, Williams flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman, striking her just below her eye,” said Spangenthal-Lee. “Williams also threw a rock at the family’s car.”

When arriving on the scene attempted to take him into custody, Williams subsequently resisted arrest.

After the Friday After Next star was finally subdued, he was booked into the nearby King County Jail for investigation of assault, harassment and obstructing police officers. A bail hearing was set for Monday afternoon.

Oh Homeboy. The problem with a life of crime? It will catch up to you.

I think Katt Williams will learn a valuable lesson. It’s that if you get booked on a weekend you usually don’t see the judge until Tuesday. He must have a REALLY good lawyer to be tried for bail today. Either way Micah ‘Katt’ Williams will most likely not get off with community service. We’re looking at jail time and a fine.

Flicking cigarette’s? Throwing rocks? Really?!

Funny man Katt, we’re sorry, but you aren’t so funny anymore.

And the Beat Goes On, This Time With LiLo #Fight #Drunk

Oh Lindsay darling. You are ALWAYS my favorite hot mess. The day you die millions of bloggers will cry for lack of material. In the meantime I still have you so…..

 

Turns out Lilo got her ‘beat down’ on, and went to JAIL for once.

Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert with her sister Ali , not to see Bieber, but the up and coming boy band ‘The Wanted’. The lead singer Max George is a hot piece, and English making him extra nom to American Girls. And Lindsay wants him bad.

Sigh, He is just dreamy. Be still my beating groin.

Lindz and met up with him and the and Max’s mates at a hotel bar and then headed to the Avenue nightclub. There, Lindsay started drinking like only a Lohan can. As the night progressed Max was not having it so he ignored her drunk ass.

Max became interested in talking with another girl (duh Lindz!), a married tourist named Tiffany Mitchell. Lindsay got her temper freak on, and she punched the other girl in the face.

Oh, snap. That was the ticket because Lindsay then ended up with the police for a midnight date. Charges were pressed for assault and battery. Max George won and ended up with some OTHER chick and left a groupie and one drunk redheaded groupie at the bar to sort out their drunk bitch fight.

According to Zap2it.com;

Dina Lohan did meet Lindsay immediately after she was released from custody. Lohan has been charged with third-degree assault.

 

Poor kid is a hot mess and needs some 5150 in her life. For my international readers that’s a 72 hour mental health lock down in America. Cuffs and all. Looks like Lohan is headed to jail for real this time. You don’t walk away and have a martini after 3rd degree assault charges.

Here’s hoping she gets it together, OR makes it through the year. I’d be happy with either one.

Lindsay Lohan Assaulted in NYC Hotel Room! The Dirty Details on Christian LaBella.

Poor Lindsay cannot get a break! Whether she is having a hard time, crashing cars, being chased by paparazzi, Lindsay is always under scrutiny and a heck of a mess. This time however it was NOT her fault.

Lindsay had been sadly, caught up as an easy mark by Christian LaBella Republican Congressional Staffer for He works for Rep. John Shimkus and is the nephew of comedian Heather McDonald.

LaBella posted a picture of him and Paul Ryan on his Facebook

Lohan had met up with Christian LaBella at 1OAK. Supposedly Christian LaBella was a little starstruck and started up a conversation. Turns out Miss Lohan invited him up to hang out in her hotel room at the NYC Union Square W Hotel where she was staying to hang out.

Around 6 am she took LaBella’s phone and became upset because he had been secretly taking pictures of her all night and was emailing them to friends.

LaBella got violent when she wouldn’t give back the phone and he escalated things. Lindsay was thrown down on the bed and scratched by LaBella. She got away, locked herself in the bathroom after the assault and waited until she could make a break for it out of her 15th floor sweet with Claus Hjelmbak.

Then it got uglier;

When the “Freaky Friday” star and her hunky pal began walking back up the stairs, they again encountered LaBella, sources said.

She claimed that he choked her from behind and threw her to the floor before Hjelmbak yanked him away, cops said. Lohan pulled the fire alarm for help as he fled, police said.

Cops who responded spoke to Lohan and began looking for LaBella, who was trapped in the stairwell because the alarm had disabled the elevators.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/lindsay-lohan-assaulted-manhattan-hotel-room-tells-cops-man-met-club-choked-report-article-1.1171479#ixzz281VPKsma.

Whoa. I’m going to sway a little here and say Lindsay REALLY did not deserve that insanity and LaBella just got labeled as a full grade asshole. Sadly, the assault charges were ‘dropped’.

Hmmm, I wonder if that has anything to do with being a Congressional staffer? I guess LaBella just dodged his first scandal thanks to ‘connections’. He’ll do fine in politics.

Watch your back Lindsay and stick with your work hunny.

This is the second time the NYPD has been called in to ‘deal’ with a Lohan situation. The first being a minor car accident involving the actress. Let’s hope it’s the LAST time too.

Let’s hope Lindsay is a little more careful while she is in New York filming.