Tag: WTF

Vanessa Hudgens and YLA Kill it in $$$ex, Literally. #90sthrowback #cheersquad

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Vanessa Hudgens, ex-Disney kid, Ex of Zac Efron and Ex-High School Music twenty something girl. She’s go loads of ca$$$h, and a career that has been a really good PR stunt. She’s boho, cute and a Coachella kind of gal.

So where in the holy hell did this come from. Here we have a 90’s throwback video with a day-glo twist that hurts my ears, eyes and makes my skin crawl. I’m not sure if this is three minutes of a cheer, or a song. I think secretly Disney had something to do with this mess. And it is VERY not cute.

It seems that YLA are actually the ones who are in charge of co-cheering this song into existence and producing it. Although I give them props for using the B list tween for her fame to move up, this was pretty much a bad move. YLA needs to take their name off this hot 90s mess. This was not meant to be seen by the public girls. And our tween superstar Vanessa? Vanessa Hudgens needs to stick to tween moves with hot leading men.

Every Disney kid has to try to put out a hit single. Sorry Vanessa H. fans, this is definitely a miss.

True Blood Season 6 Promo Video Looks Wicked Good for True Blood #Billith #TheEnd #Showdown

True-Blood-Season-6Since I am a firm believer in NOT celebrating April Fool’s Day I thought it only fitting I give you something that is true.

True Blood that is.

Yes, True Blood Season 6 promo trailer has been released, and it looks like the writer’s went back to their roots. No sparkling, lot’s of blood, sex and lots of weird. Vampires, fairies and brujas oh my!. Add a few burning buildings and a really pissed off Billith, it seems we are back in business.
But wait. No we aren’t. Here’s the kicker. Season 6 of True Blood doesn’t start until frigging June 13th. And the season will be extra short with a rumored 10 episodes. WTH?
Until then will be forced to watch network TV (except Game of Thrones).

Billith

No Billith for you.

Waiting is half the fun tho right? No it isn’t. While you are sitting suffering my dear fangbangers, here’s a promo for you. Enjoy it, because until June we are fangtastically….screwed.

Kimye Poses as Jesus Christ in Brazil #Tacky #Tactless #StuntQueens

There comes a times when incredible egos do incredible stunts to be incredibly tacky to incredibly tabloid news. This would be one of them. Oh Kimye, What in Gods name are you doing?

Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian wears a pink dress while her and boyfriend rapper Kanye West visit the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. Literally. What in Gods name are they doing?

Recently Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy Kanye West went to Rio De Janeiro to explore the wonders of Brazil. While at the ‘Christ the Redeemer’ statue, they decided to pull a trashy tabloid photo for the Brazilian paparazzi. Like only a stunt queen can they posed together as Jesus Christ.

Not only was this in bad taste (hey, it’s Kimye) but also blasphemy  Seeing as Kanye has a long history of likening himself to Christ I suppose we shouldn’t be shocked. Annnnnnnd, we’re not.

The reason being is when eg-ho’s this big crash together, OF course they think they are bigger than JC. It’s alright to be disgusted by it. They are clueless and tactless.

This photo proves all of that. Note little boys look of disgust in background and Kanye’s look of herpaderp.

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Dose of Insanity – Die Antwoord “Fatty Boom Boom” (video)

Die Antwoord must be taking the best drugs on the planet. Their music an ass shaking trip, filled with terrifying pitches, south African rap w/ a side of crunk via Ninja and references to tiny, but fab bootie by Yo-Landi Vi$$er.

And their videos…50 times weirder.

Envision a mockery of Lady Gaga in a meat dress on a South Africa on a tour bus. Then add a dash of black face with yellow eyes. Lions, panthers, a KK-almost K man banging on a steel drum, and Lady Gaga giving birth to a bug in side street dentist/gyno shop.

Yeah words cannot describe this video. REALLY. They cannot.

Enjoy your daily dose of liquid acid and Lindsay Lohan blood. This shit is out of control.

Die Antwoord – Fatty Boom Boom;

True Blood Will Proceed to Consume You In 3…2…1…

(Happily stolen from the genius known as George Takei)

Oh yes. Our favorite ign’nint, blond, fairy (WTF?!) southern waitress and crew are about to come back into our lives. Sookie will continue to be ‘Fuckin’ Sookeh’, Bill will be moody and lie, Eric will look sexy while he cheats the vampire community and ‘loves’ Sookeh and Lafayette will turn into a possessed demon, bitch medium, shaman….well bitch.

Not to mention some surprises the writers have like Russell Edginton, who is by far my favorite antagonist. Also he was REALLY messed up in ‘American Horror Story’.

Tune in on your flatscreen for the mayhem on JUNE, 10th for fangbangin’ fuckery!

I’ll be streaming this and screaming at my TV like the rest of you.

Courtney Stodden has Furry Fetish

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Courtney Stodden teen queen porn bride decided to make a quasi-furry video. In this you will see her cough up a hairball, eat cat food and make cat noises that no cat will ever make. While wearing porn heels and a pink tutu. Um, yeah, really.

Watching this made me do two things.

1st) Scream ‘What the What’ loud enough the neighbors in the next apartment building could hear me.

2nd) Laugh so loud that I know people on Hollywood Blvd a few block away heard me.

Reactions? I know you had one. Possibly violent.

Rihanna partners with Armani to create 2nd collection

Looks like the music industry can’t keep their hands out of fashion. Kanye dove in deep and now RiRi has launched her second collection collaborating with Armani. According to British Vogue;

Rihanna has teamed up with Armani Jeans and Emporio Armani Underwear to design another collection, imbued with her own boyish, dressed-down style.

Some of the sketches look like this

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Although I greatly respect Rihanna as an artist I am not so sure about her heading too far in the world of fashion. Most of her really amazing costumes have been designed by the UK’s resident surrealist Gareth Pugh. I am 100% behind her creating a new hit single, but the thought of her designing underwear?

Thoughts? Give me a reason to believe, folks.