Tech Toys You Need, The Pocket Monkey #Cool #FathersDay #GiftGuide #MUSTHAVE

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I am a total geek girl. I admit I have collected comics, own a phone, tablet and laptop, love learning back end computer stuff and write in code. It’s a dirty secret I have come to terms with. That’s why when this dropped into my inbox I became obsessed.

PocketMonkey

This little joy is the Pocket Monkey. Designed by a mechanical engineer, Nate Barr this baby has everything you need in a utility tool:

• Bottle Opener: No need to carry around a bulky, keychain bottle opener.
• Phone Kickstand: Interact with only one hand and keep your phone at a comfortable working angle.
• Flat head screwdriver: Perfect for simple projects when a standard screwdriver isn’t available.
• Micro-flathead screwdriver: Perfect for eyeglasses, watches, kids’ toys and keyless vehicle dongles.
• Two-dimensional Phillips head screwdriver: No need for cross beam with the special angled tip.
• Nested English hex wrenches with four bolt sizes: Just slide Pocket Monkey over a bolt head and slide until you find the right size. Quick and easy.
• English Ruler: What’s the difference between 3/16 and 1/4 of an inch? Find out quickly.
• Letter opener: Make quick work of your mail pile!
• Edge to open door latches: Locked your keys inside your house? If the deadbolt’s not in place, this latch slip opens locked doors without protective edging or specialty latches.
• Straight Edge: Use Pocket Monkey to help you draw a perfect straight line. Or, it can even be used a scraper.
• Orange peeler and banana nicker: Get your fruit open quickly and conveniently, without getting your fingernails messy.

YES, I have used them all. I had to TRY the product to make sure I have a reason to get excited. Once I did I got one for my dad who is a who works in Silicon Valley and my roommate ordered one. Now it’s a staple in my purse.

What makes it different from EVERY other uitli-tool? Well, the original Kickstarter.com amount was $2,000. It raised a whopping $27,550. The pocket Monkey is also lightweight and fits in your wallet or purse sans the bulk you get from so many utili-tools out there.

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I am sick of something weighing two pounds in my pocket when I am working around the house, on the car, or am out and about. It’s TSA compliant so leave it in your wallet. You don’t have to worry about them stealing your precious Pocket Monkey from you.

Are you sold yet? Good. Go get yourself a Pocket Monkey here;

http://zootilitytools.com/

Best part? It costs a whole $12!!

Check out the original Kickstarter video below.

What to do on New Years Even in Los Angeles? Party with Me! #WeHo #SunsetBlvd #Falcon #Me

Photo Courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana
Photo Courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana

Every year I have a crisis on what to d, where to go and how to dress. This year I have the dress, the shoes, hair but what about a kick ass venue and money. Well I believe on keeping it cheap and fly. Makes more money for drinks available. It also means everyone I know has a good time because I am hilarious when I am drunk.

This years venue came to me magically. Kind of like, if the Gillette sensor centaur handed you a margarita in Cabo.

This years New Year’s Eve party includes; DJs, Bands, Fashionisatas, Artists, possible pot luckery, a fab venue and my people, of course. The best part? It’s $10 at the door and there is VALET! Did I mention its one of the few venues on NYE open until 4am?

Jeebus it’s so amazing it sounds unreal right? Well its 1000% for real and happening at Falcon Restaurant on West Sunset Boulevard.

How do I get in?! Where do I go? Here’s the details. Let’s party the night away together and ring in a fabulous 2013;

 

Enough awesome people agreed there needed to be a local, inexpensive & FUN celebration and here it is!!! Only $10 which is AMAZING for New Years in Hollywood. And we’re going until 4 AM!! Valet Parking Available.

DJs
Kevin Venable
Shannon Jensen
Michael Simpson
Theo Harper
Shok
(& more)

Performances by
Night Club – http://facebook.com/nightclubband
Juliette Angeli – http://facebook.com/rldband
Shok

Late Night Dance Contests
Would you like to DJ, dance, perform magic, bring food, do standup or tell a story during the night? Bring it!!

Get Directions at;
http://www.falconslair.com/

http://facebook.com/mylivetube

It all started here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152306691955551&set=a.223154675550.289326.893790550&type=1

Lindsay Lohan Available for Weddings/Bar Mitzvahs?! #YourEvent #hellno

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My favorite poster girl for AA has become a commodity and is selling her soul…I mean herself….I mean is AVAILABLE for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

According to new news surfacing on the NYPostDaily.com her management, 123Talent.com, says she available for your party now!

Check out this screenshot;

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Who knew Lindsay is a fashion designer and recording artist. I thought she was Miss body shots 2012. I have much to learn about our redheaded friend. I would think Lindsay at a wedding would be an awesome ear bleeding wedding singer. Maybe she could recite Hebrew at your Bar mitzvah wearing a prison issued yarmulke. Garsh that sounds like fun.

I guess with a huge debt to the IRS and a storage locker full of stuff she hasn’t paid for she NEEDS the money. Oh that, and her 12 packs a day cigarette habit she washes down with booze and meth.

Will you be booking Lilo for your next event? Yeah, I didn’t think so.