Category: Celebrities

Gumball 3000 finale, Gumming Up Traffic.

As I took my walk west down Hollywood blvd chatting on my phone I noticed, traffic was crap as usual. Seem’s they had closed Hollywood blvd (again), for an event as a local, I don’t care about (again).

I saw a few banners advertising the ‘Gumball 3000’ auto show and yawned for dramatic effect.

It wasn’t until my daily walk that I noticed THIS insanity.

That was Franklin ave. by Runyon. As I descended to Hollywood blvd on my home stretch it got worse.

As I walked up Hollywood blvd. from Fresh n’ Easy it was gridlocked at La Brea and as far west as Camino Palermo give or take a few blocks.

Yes even the LAPD could not get out of their car to beat me up for taking a picture of them. Traffic was THAT bad.

Why would an auto show/car rally much up traffic and Hollywood Blvd.? This is no big movie premiere.

The reason why? This guy got bored. (frigging Millionaires).

  • Maximillion Cooper

    Gumball Founder and CEO

    Maximillion Cooper (born 1972) is a British racing driver, fashion designer and entrepreneur.

    And Decided to include a whole bunch of nobodies

  • Estevan Oriol

    Photographer

    Estevan Oriol has been involved with the hip hop community since the 80s

  • Bun B

    Legendary UGK Rapper

    Bun B is an American Hip Hop artist hailing from Texas.

  • Johan ‘Yo’ Esbensen

    Founder of Rogue Status

    Johan Esbensen better known as Yo, is one of the founding members of the hugely successful streetwear label Rogue Status. Starting the brand…

  • Mike Malbon

    Founder of Frank151

    Mike Malbon Mike is the main man behind Frank 151 magazine. With readership including the likes of Jay Z, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West and Mos Def…


    And then grabbed some D Listers


  • DJ Muggs

    Cypress Hill DJ

    DJ Muggs  is a founder member of Cypress Hill – the Californian hip hop group who to date have sold in excess of 18 million albums.

  • Caprice

    Lingerie Model and Business Woman

    Caprice is an American lingerie model, actress, television personality and business woman.

  • Ryan Dunn

    TV personality and Daredevil

    Ryan Dunn was an American reality television personality best known for his appearances on Jackass, MTV’s Viva La Bam and Homewrecker. A mem…

  • Mario

    R&B Star

    Mario is an American R&B singer, actor and model.

  • Jodie Kidd

    International Supermodel

    Jodie Kidd is an international supermodel and TV personality. Jodie has graced the covers of Elle, Vogue and The Face as well as modeling

Justin Timberlake is Marrying Jessica Biel, yeah whatever.

Well, I have heard it through the Huffington Post so it must be real.

Mind you this is the guy who fake doinked (or did he?) Mila Kunis and dated in no particular order; Fergie, Britney Spears, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, and Cameron Diaz, when they were all hot and not tragic and looked like this.

Justin Timberlake is trading that…and this.

For this.

Marriage to Jessica Biehl who he proposed to in January 2012.

Doesn’t he look psychotically happy kittens? Seeing as he’s cheated on her 3-4 times I am sure this will go well.  Don’t you think so? I can’t wait for the media circus that will be their wedding.

Seriously I do wish them the best and good luck too.

Chances are, they may need it.

True Blood Will Proceed to Consume You In 3…2…1…

(Happily stolen from the genius known as George Takei)

Oh yes. Our favorite ign’nint, blond, fairy (WTF?!) southern waitress and crew are about to come back into our lives. Sookie will continue to be ‘Fuckin’ Sookeh’, Bill will be moody and lie, Eric will look sexy while he cheats the vampire community and ‘loves’ Sookeh and Lafayette will turn into a possessed demon, bitch medium, shaman….well bitch.

Not to mention some surprises the writers have like Russell Edginton, who is by far my favorite antagonist. Also he was REALLY messed up in ‘American Horror Story’.

Tune in on your flatscreen for the mayhem on JUNE, 10th for fangbangin’ fuckery!

I’ll be streaming this and screaming at my TV like the rest of you.

David Beckham Shoots Cover for Elle UK, NUMMY! Cover Revealed!

David Beckham get’s to rock the cover for Elle UK, the shoot, him in LA, half-naked in pool. #perfection!

Click the linky below for a full video of the shoot. Seem’s he has a thing or two to say about fashion as well. Seem’s the wifey had rubbed off on him.
http://www.elleuk.com/elle-tv/cover-stars/elle-magazine/the-david-beckham-shoot

Madonna and Jean Paul Gaultier are Creating New Chaos Du Jour

Oh, I can hear all the gays in West Hollywood screaming with joy as I write this. Madonna, our diva, yoga queen, gay icon and on her off days, goddess, is deep in rehearsals for her new world tour.

Now this is enough to make everyone scream with terror and delight but the real news is the costumes, once again will be created by his holiness, Jean Paul Gaultier. Who, well, J’adore more than Dior.

Not only is he a design master but at her past concerts he brought this iconic outfit.

And more recently this hotness

Yes, this should make for a way hotter concert because JPG and Madonna work together in a perfect symbiosis.

I know I am not the first fashion/event blogger writing this, but I do have an edge. I just caught this tweet from @JPGaultier yesterday:

Yes! Jean Paul Gaultier posted the first exclusive pictures of Madonna’s fabulous, dragtastic crew doing rehearsals in the new costumes. And this diva bitch showed up.
Frankly I would pay to see this fan master whoop it up, but Madonna is a nice bonus. Note also the use of JPGaultier’s traditional Breton stripes on boobs up front. This look’s too good.
So I leave you fashionisto/a’s with this bit of Lady M and her new music. Are you going for the costumes or music? Oh, who cares.
Enjoy your ‘Girl Gone Wild’.

Obama Bill: Newport Beach Charges President $35,000 For Added Security Presence (VIDEO)

Well, well, look’s like no matter how big a star you are in our lovely Los Angeles County you still have to pay up.

President Obama recently breezed through lovely Newport Beach but asked for extra men in black. I’m sure the Obama administration thought being big shots in politics they would wander through as the 1%, gratis. The 99% are getting wise though and charged Obama $35,000 for his extra ‘protection’.

And I thought he could hold his own.

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Ass, cash or grass, nobody rides for free. Even the head of the country.

(Click the HuffPost link below for details and a great vid)

Obama Bill: Newport Beach Charges President $35,000 For Added Security Presence (VIDEO).

Happy Birthday to Me and Birthday Bash Details

Today is my birthday loves and this little redhead is taking a day off. Today I will be taking it easy, loving myself (no, not that way) and doing what ever I can dream up on a ridiculous budget.

Tonight however I will be rocking out with my lady bits and of course friends, family, and fans. Here are the details:

Heathyr’s Birthday at  Bar Marmont, 8171 West Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90046

Starts at approx. 10:30pm

It’s my birthday on May 24th because….well we all have one. Dress code is nice, casual and not better than me. Everyone’s invited, I am making this a secret VIP freaks and geeks nite at Bar Marmont. I want the fashionistas/os, the pretty people, the weirdos, the stompy stomps, the artist noirs, models and porn stars to come out. I don’t care what you are, just come get me drunk and act fabulous.
Now you have details, time place and yes it’s 21+. Come as you are or come naked (they probably won’t let you in if you do). Hell, come buy me a drink!
I’m off to make things happen. Back tomorrow, internet willing.

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. Where’s the ears?

The line up for Batman 3 looks pretty good. Most of the cast I can say, as a nerd girl I am happy with. Christian Bale is always easy on the eyes and brings the hottie swoon factor as both Bruce Wayne and Batman.

My beef here is not with Christopher Nolan. Not this movie. My problem is with one actress/character in question and her little not so shiny suit.

Anne Hathaway as: Catwoman.

And that outfit…oh hell no.

A little background is necessary here. Anne Hathaway did some cute Disney stuff and played the airy, absent-minded white queen in ‘Alice in Wonderland’ a la Tim Burton quite well. I enjoyed the ‘The Princess Diaries’ and ‘Ella Enchanted’, as cute and fun and SUPER Disney movies. Seeing her in other roles where she keeps playing herself (Devil Wears Prada, Bride Wars, Get Smart, Love and Other Drugs) has given me the general feeling that this is the complete depth of her as an actress and she really is just that….deep. With a cast of actors suck as Michael Caine, Christian Bale, and Tom Hardy as Bane she is out of her league.

My last bitch is a fashion thing. What the what is she wearing? Where is Selena Kyle’s mentally messed up sexuality that exudes through her catsuit? This suit is not only unflattering. It is most definitely not sexual. It is reminiscent of a wetsuit for pro-divers and stiff looking. There is no cat-like anything to this outfit, and somebody please tell me where her goddamn ears are?

Sorry Batman 3 but I deem this costume and character a fail. I’ll still spend $14 bucks on the movie. But if you here someone cursing every time Anne comes on-screen in her wetsuit, that’s me. Please don’t throw anything. You know you hate it too.

Birthday Bitch….thankyouverymuch

Well it seem’s I have to share my birthday week with the one bitch who brings ‘psycho sexy’ to the Gemini name. Yes, it’s Naomi Campbell’s birthday today.

At the age of 42 Naomi has earned entitlement and an amazing reputation. She has shot with some of the top photographers in the world such as Testino, Peter Lindbergh, Herb Ritts and Bruce Weber. She has walked the runway for  Gianni Versace, Azzedine Alaïa, and Isaac Mizrahi. She was on the cover of British Elle at just 16 years old.

Naomi has also earned the nicknames like ‘psycho’ and ‘that bitch’ by accosting an assistant with her phone, temporarily blinded her maid, hit a driver, a paparazzi’s camera and a front desk clerk with the hotel’s phone.

(shot by Testino, Naomi wearing Versace Atelier)

After countless bitch fits, magazine covers, violent outbursts, couture outfits, runway shows, videos and a very solid ‘thankyouverymuch’ when asked about a nasty little blood diamond she possesses, Naomi Campbell is a diva extraordinaire, who we love to hate and wish we were.

Happy birthday to my favorite diva bitch who has rocked the runway’s since 1986. We love you! Psycho sexy indeed.

Zuckerberg Got Hitched, Not in a Hoodie

Mark Zuckerberg married 27year old Priscilla Chan Saturday. Although many internet jokes will surround this wedding, Zuckerberg opted for a traditional dress as did his new wife.

According to the lovely Esther Goldberg at EstherGoldberg.com:

Chan graduated from medical school at the University of California, San Francisco, on Monday, the same day Zuckerberg turned 28.

The couple met at Harvard and have been together for more than nine years.

A source authorized by the couple to speak said Zuckerberg designed the ring featuring “a very simple ruby.

At 28 Zuckerberg owns one of the most successful companies and is watching his finances soar since he went public. Perfect date, timing and dress.

Happy Trails and good luck to the happy couple!

Courtney Stodden has Furry Fetish

Courtney Stodden teen queen porn bride decided to make a quasi-furry video. In this you will see her cough up a hairball, eat cat food and make cat noises that no cat will ever make. While wearing porn heels and a pink tutu. Um, yeah, really.

Watching this made me do two things.

1st) Scream ‘What the What’ loud enough the neighbors in the next apartment building could hear me.

2nd) Laugh so loud that I know people on Hollywood Blvd a few block away heard me.

Reactions? I know you had one. Possibly violent.

Deathrock Legends 45 Grave emerge for a night in LA, 5/19 at Bar Sinister!

I try and remain unbiased with this site and write mostly about things fashion related. Tonight I must deviate from the norm and lug an amazing band who have played music longer than I have been alive.

45 GRAVE

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Front woman and head vox, Dinah Cancer and her most amazing band will be descending on Hollywood for one night. The reason this is more important then your average music news is two-fold. First, I have een them live and I was BEYOND impressed. I am an old, jaded music head who blew her hearing out at row 1, seat 1 of Aerosmith so this says that they really are beyond the average ‘great’.

Second, 45 Grave just came out with a new album ‘Pick Your Poison’. I was at the CD release party for this in January and it is fresh. ‘Pick Your Poison’ is akin to that up, loud party music more Misfits than ‘traditional’ death rock. It’s impressive, fucking fun and worth investing your hard-earned dollars in.

And tomorrow night 5/19 they will play the ENTIRE album.

Here’s the deal goth kittens and kats; the flyer I post below gives you $5 off at Club Bar Sinister at Boardners.

ImageThey are at 1652 N. Cherokee ave, Hollywood, CA 90036. Doors open at 10pm, dress to be goth appreciated. 45 Grave goes on at 12 midnight to accommodate all you little nocturne’s.

Best part? I will be there too. Okay not the best part, but it will be a great time and even better show. $10 at door if you don’t bring the flyer so PRINT IT OUT, even if it is teeny tiny.

See you there katatonic kittens!

Donna Summer, You were ‘Hot Stuff’ and will be missed

Well our sweet diva’s are heading to the big disco dance floor in the sky. No longer are we privy to the wonders of Donna Summer and her sweet voice.

According to the smear site known as TMZ, Miss Summer contracted cancer after 9/11 and believes the cancer was caused by toxic chemicals she inhaled from the incident.

Miss Summer passed at her hom in Florida with her family surrounding her.

Her family released a statement, saying Summer died on Thursday morning and that they ‘are at peace celebrating her extraordinary life and her continued legacy’.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2145891/Donna-Summer-dead-Queen-Disco-dies-63-cancer-battle.html#ixzz1vA5V0nHS

Say a fond farewell to our disco angel.

And enjoy one last dance

IMDb: Pedro Almodovar Is So Happy In This Weird Missoni Ad

Pedro Almodovar Is So Happy In This Weird Missoni Ad
http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/news/news/ni22320809

Katy Perry is ‘goth’….oh WTF?

Not so recently, Katy Perry slit from Russell Brand. We know that it was ‘rough’ and ‘hard on her’, but this PR stunt queen is going a little too far.

Shedding her ‘latex cupcake’ image Katy Perry has recently shown up at the Kids Choice awards and the ‘ENT’ red carpet looking like she just listening to her first Marilyn Manson album.

What do we think? I’m just going to jump ahead a few weeks of gossip/fashion blogs and say;

NO ONE IS BUYING IT.

Katy Perry is a pop queen wrapped up in a slice of religion. She is what Disney would have gotten if they had a fetish for latex and Snoop Dogg. I adore Katy and her ‘California Girls’ cotton candy video and cotton candy hair. There is something impossibly right about that as her ‘image’.

Too much smokey eye on this girl and black screams ‘bad PR who should be fired’. It’s not interesting, it just got a goth/glitter gay make over at Glambert’s house.

I say quit trying to emote through your makeup. Bring back our little slice of pop queen and leave the goth/fetish look to the professional’s Katy.

Thierry Mugler FW 2011

We want our Twinkie back.