Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez SPLIT!! I #belibethereishope

Look’s there is hope for all you Belieber’s out there. The PR stunt known as Disney kids Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have officially s-p-l-i-t.
I can hear the screams from tweens and cat ladies around the world. Hooray! But what caused the rift? No one will ever know.

According to Reuters.com;

Representatives for Bieber and Gomez did not returns calls or emails on Saturday.

Typical Disney cover up. Give it two or three weeks. Someone will tell the press what happened. In the meantime, ladies, start your engines. The Bieber is back on the market!

Apologetic Lucky Magazine on Britney Spears Botched Cover

Britney Spears has had her ups and downs. She has been a Disney kid, a teen pop star. She was a 20 something mess complete with wigs and English accent. Thankfully she beat the odds and became a mom and took back her reigns as a pop starlet. How can you not be proud of her complete comeback? She even looks fierce.

Unfortunately Lucky Magazine didn’t think so and gave her a little too much help in the Photoshop department turning her into…this;

What in the holy name of Taylor Swift gone soccer mom is this hot mess?

Hairline, WTF? That wig is heading towards her nose. Nose elongated, cheeks misplaced and face, definitely not hers. Britney HAS used Photoshop many times before but this time the fault was all Lucky Magazine. Bad form Lucky, Bad Form.

Of course it was NOT well received by her fans and Lucky did issue and apology for this face that is 20x super imposed and a terrible wig.

I think they should give her another damn cover. Thoughts? Weigh in below.

Katy Perry Rocks the Obama Vote Fashionably (Pic/Video)

Katy Perry is a constant surprise. Whether she decides to dress up in cupcakes dresses with a blue wig, or boho chic with her new hunny John Mayer she keeps us guessing. This time she is rocking the vote, hardcore.
Katy rocked her vote last night in Nevada to a crowd of 13,000 voters wearing a sexy ballot dress at a Obama at rally last night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Katy clearly marked her dress as a vote for Obama/Biden and urged the crowd to vote early. Perry even threatened to ‘come and get you’ to the crowd if they didn’t vote. Damn Katy, careful how you rock that vote. We don’t need a ghetto fight. Romany already got a smack down in the last Presidential debate.

President Obama came out after the Perry and said he was ‘so grateful for her unbelievable performance’.

Check out the video here from Telegraph.co.uk;

 

Obama is currently on a 48 hour tour across the US addressing the swing states and trying to get the ‘last minute’ voters to key into his election ticket. With Perry on his side rocking the fashionable vote, he may just have an edge over Mitt-ens.

Are you registered to vote? Get out there and ROCK YOUR VOTE! Every vote counts and we need you to speak up and be heard.
CLICK HERE TO REGISTER TO VOTE!!

Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord Fight on Twitter

Lady Gaga used twitter to answer a critic, the pop star criticized Die Antwoord over a new song. The ‘Born This Way’ singer was outraged at the South African duo’s new song ‘Fatty Boom Boom’ which makes fun of the pop star and her eccentric stage performances. The video features a man dressed in Gaga’s iconic meat dress taking a violent …

via Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord Fight on Twitter.

Dose of Insanity – Die Antwoord “Fatty Boom Boom” (video)

Die Antwoord must be taking the best drugs on the planet. Their music an ass shaking trip, filled with terrifying pitches, south African rap w/ a side of crunk via Ninja and references to tiny, but fab bootie by Yo-Landi Vi$$er.

And their videos…50 times weirder.

Envision a mockery of Lady Gaga in a meat dress on a South Africa on a tour bus. Then add a dash of black face with yellow eyes. Lions, panthers, a KK-almost K man banging on a steel drum, and Lady Gaga giving birth to a bug in side street dentist/gyno shop.

Yeah words cannot describe this video. REALLY. They cannot.

Enjoy your daily dose of liquid acid and Lindsay Lohan blood. This shit is out of control.

Die Antwoord – Fatty Boom Boom;

Take a look at my check-in at Hollywood & Highland Center with 1 photo of Kid-ney (Disney) NBT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh god, my ears are bleeding, I am listening to Disney Kids ‘Next Best Thing’ (I think) and they are killing it…..literally. Beat is off, lead singer’s sound is horrible, and the bassist is wither killing a duck or his bass. #HELP

(@ Hollywood & Highland Center) [pic]: http://4sq.com/OxPoF6

Snoop Dogg’s Reason’s to Vote PrObama, Or Something Like a List

I don’t know if it;s the last of the flu hanging on that made this hilarious or the fact that Snoop was so damn high when he wrote this. Either way it’s a winner!

Snoop DOGG’s (you are not a Snoop Lion of Zion in the public’s eyes’, keep that private baby. That’s too much Puff Daddy shit for me) too awesome list on reason’s not to vote for Romney and to vote for Obama;

Although I actually watch the debate’s on politic’s I am in agreement with, ‘That motherfucka’s name is Mitt‘, and probably, “Obama looks like he can fight‘.
Thoughts on this divine piece of writing?

New Music with Ivy Levan; Mix Her Holy Hotness, a dash of Rockabilly Rocker and Add Sass

Ivy Levan has got the goods.

Her background started as a holy hell raiser in church choir, moved into the world of mega modeling and then mixed the two for a righteous rock career.

I have to say this girl is a winner.

If you love a little something country, a whole lotta rock n roll and a sexy vixen she’s your girl. Lana Del Rey better watch her sexy siren status cause Ivy Levan is coming to steal it and can even rock to boot. Not to mention her style is slick sexy. Me-ow.

She’s got something for girls and boys too. Check out this hot video ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ with new and delish dish singer, Ivy Levan.

Women in the UK Don’t Like Chris Brown

I’m sure somewhere someone loves Chris Brown in the UK, but thankfully it’s none of my friends. And obviously one of them, or a very AWESOME women’s rights advocate decided to speak up on the ever-so-violent Chris Brown.

(He not only smashed up Riri’s face but a window at the  ‘Good Morning America’ Show)

Well Played Angry Citizen

The label states,”WARNING, Do not buy this album. This man BEATS women.”, and windows, don’t forget windows.

Is it just me or does Chris Brown look like he’s heading down Lil Wayne Street with a stop at 50 Cent Way? Either way as a women’s rights advocate I approve. I also hope they ship those stickers to the US. We could use a little more awareness in this country.

Louis Vuitton x Yayoi Kusama at Selfridges Video du Jour!!

I love classic LV and really love when they break out of the monogram mold. Here they collaborate with Selfridges and artist Yayoi Kusama. So delish!

Lady Gaga as La Chameleon in her acting debut for ‘Machete Kills’

Every good cinephile knows Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete’ is a masterpiece. Between having Lohan play coked-up party girl (aka herself) and Danny Trejo being masterful as Machete, it is hands down brilliant. My favorite line? ‘Machete don’t text’.

Brilliant.

Saints be praised Rodriguez is at it again. This time with ‘Machete Kills’. Even more amazing Lady Gaga is in it;

Holy amazeballs! Dark Night be damned. Not only is Gaga in this but she is amazing to work with.

Robert tweeted the very pretty picture above with this message;

he tweeted: “I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills , she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown away!

Look’s like Rodriguez pulled together a cast worth of an Oscar.

He cast Charlie Sheen as the US president in the movie! Mel GibsonSofia VergaraAmber HeardJessica AlbaMichele Rodriguez and Vanessa Hudgens will be acting in this as well. Oh hell yes and goddam. Excuse my sailor mouth but this will be fucking good.

The real question is…Danny Trejo is 20+ years sober. How ON EARTH will he be handling Sheen (meth addict), Lindsay Lohan (everything addict), Jessica Alba (ice bitch) and Michele Rodriguez (alcoholic/possible recovering)?!!

I guess what they say is true, he must be one of the nicest guy’s in the business. Here’s to MACHETE KILLS and another glorious movie with star-studded fun. Viva Rodriguez!!

Confirmed! Lana Del Rey New Face of H&M 2012/2013 Line

I cannot hide my love of Lana Del Rey. I am enamored with her music and she is a rocking beauty. Heck she even snagged the March 2012 cover of Vogue UK.

Well, on the 17th H&M OFFICIALLY released a PR statement that they have confirmed her as the new face of H&M’s 2012/2013 Fall/Winter line.

“We were looking for a style icon and singer to model our autumn/winter 2012-13 collection and Lana Del Rey was the perfect choice,” said H&M PR manager Chloe Bowers. “We think she shows our fall fashion in a very inspiring way. The theme of the campaign is a modern and feminine woman with a soft attitude. Curves and waist are important in autumn’s silhouette.”

Agreed Chloe and damn good choice. Lana Del Rey is the sort of vamp women love and admire. Sultry and such a vixen we send HUGE congrats.

All we ask Lana darling is quit with the plastic surgery. You don’t need it and that lip augmentation, soooooo botched.

Stay pretty Miss Del Rey. We’re hooked on you. H&M made a brilliant choice.

Let’s make her our ‘National Anthem’.

and on that note

Zeitmahl at KKBB/Boardners July 24th, First Time in SIX YEARS!

Oh hooray! Zeitmahl, headed by international DJ Shok, will be getting their full band freak on for the first time in SIX YEARS at the legendary Boardners on Tuesday, July 24th.

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Not only will this old school LA band be rocking Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, but they are making it extra special, adding multi-media AND celebrating DJ Shok’s birthday. Think of this as the pre-party to the mega event itself. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang is honoring Zeitmahl and Shok by bringing Belly Dancers, DJs and making this an all around fun-filled, and daringly sexy, hot summer night.

Remember to RSVP for FREE entry. Dontcha just love free things? The 99% think free is awesome, so

See you at

Boadners by LaBelle

1652 M. Cherokee Ave

Los Angeles, CA 90036

Plenty of parking, or

take metro red line to Hollywood and Highland and walk east to Cherokee, it’s on the south side of the street, down Cherokee, down the candle lit alley.

See you there music lovers!

Lana Del Rey to Rock Your Day

Starting your day out and watching videos at work is just one way I am helping America. For lunch and to annoy bosses today I bring you Lana Del Rey working it out in her new video for ‘National Anthem’.

For the guys we have a special treat with her rocking Marilyn style and Jackie O. For the girls, well we have Lana singing her heart out. Oh and a wicked manicure.

Enjoy!!

Video is the new Catwalk. Presenting Dior and Gucci’s Newest.

We all know Karl Lagerfeld is a genius. He is indeed breaking boundaries in both Fashion AND Marketing.

The first designer ever to use short films/video as a marketing tool in a major fashion house. Not just video but literal short films. He tells stories and make you forget, for just one minute, hot models dressed in head to toe Dior are selling you a product.

Here is his latest triumph, a music video, found in the pages of my Vanity Fair, ‘Secret Garden-Versailles’.

These movies are ethereal, surreal and unique. Unkle Karl is not just a genius, but a mad genius.

Gucci has followed suit with a new style of bringing the runway out of the pages of Vogue, W Mag, Bazaar as well. A brilliant move, this SS 2012, they too presented a multi-media concept with their ‘Gucci Guilty’ campaign. Although it’s brought in more of a traditional advert format they brought one thing Dior Doesn’t have to the table. Chris Evan’s.

Yummy!

Who is next to follow suit? Whoever it is I think they are smarter than the average multi-million dollar fashion house.

For style and giggles, Here is ‘The tale of a Fairy’, by Karl Lagerfeld with Freja Beja.

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Pt. 2

Happy Sunday, Enjoy!