After many trips to the hospital for ‘exhaustion’, time in jail, a drug and alcohol habit that knows no bounds, Lindsay Lohan, 26, is still kicking…..after hitting an 18 wheeler.
The actress hit an 18 wheeler in her Porsche destroying her car on PCH. Her passenger window shattered completely and rear bumper was fully off according to slimy website TMZ.
Picture is worth 1000 words
They weren’t kidding. Thankfully Lohan escaped with minor bruises and abrasions. An ambulance was called but she went to the hospital in a separate car.
Recently Lohan was filming Liz and Dick hoping to resurrect her flailing career. Although I think it’s blasphemy, here is one of the first promo pictures from JustJared.com
Lindsay is reportedly ‘ok’.
I am not sure if this is a good thing. I was kind of hoping she would spend time there and ‘dry out’.
For updates follow her on Twitter @LindsayLohan or check the trending topics on Twitter. Here’s to Lindsay 2 millionth scrape with death. That is one lucky little redhead.
Herve Leger comes at us with a powerful collection for Pre-Fall 2012.
Labeled the ‘Power of Seduction’ it brings deep hues of mustard, red’s and blue’s with new styles that branch beyond just a Bandage dress. Particularly the ombre dresses and his ‘Clio Bandage dress with detailing’ in his bandage dresses.
A sexy deviation, Herve Leger has brought a fresh new style into his collection. The ‘Paz leather pant. By showing off his design skills, here truly has shown that ‘Leger’ has the power of seduction.
Karl Lagerfeld may be the head of the Queen Bitch designers in the fashion world but he has a soft spot when it comes to his 9-month old Siamese ‘Choupette’.
According to WWD ‘Choupette’ is BEYOND spoiled. Karl was giving a rare interview about his book ‘Little Black Jacket’ for his Chanel line, when ‘Choupette’ stole the spotlight.
According to Mr. Lagerfield Choupette is like a kept woman.
He is quoted as saying
“She has two personal maids, for both night and day,” he told WWD. “She is beyond spoiled.”
“She doesn’t touch my food,” he says. “She doesn’t want to eat on the floor.
The spoiled little Siamese eats with Lagerfield at the dinner table daily. I guess she knows her human and how to work him.
“When I am not there, the maids take down, in little books, everything she did, from what she ate to how she behaved, if she was tired and if she wasn’t sleeping,” Lagerfeld says.
He adds that “We have almost 600 pages,” and one day “it could be funny to make a little book of Choupette’s diary.”
Choupette is no one trick spoiled kitty. She also is incredibly smart.
How cute is this photo?
I learned the amazingly cute Choupette knows how to use an iPad and has a Twitter account. Don’t believe it’s her? She is after all JUST a cat. Right? Wee Choupette is smarter than you think. Here is a video of her actually using her iPad.
Your cat may be smarter than you think. Choupette is. Time to start sleeping with one eye open.
If you want to follow Choupette on Twitter her account is: @ChoupettesDiaryand it is of course hours of fun.
Another fab photo where Kristen Stewart looks bored/stoned
My Vanity Fair is in the mail. I am really looking forward to reading the article on Kristin Stewart. Here’s why;
Kristen Stewart dishes shit on shit and curses about a million times in it. Next time keep your f bombs in check darling.
“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. “I get some serious sh-t about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like sh-t in half my photos, and I don’t give a f–k. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving sh-t eaters who want to turn truth into sh-t. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”
Well hunny, you were wrong. You can say that. You see Vanity Fair is a fairly liberal magazine. They will print your bad behavior in an insanely well written article you WILL regret for the rest of your life.
Of course it’s their job to keep it cool and not make her look bad. I appreciate that. It’s why I read Vanity Fair and not TMZ.
Below is the video of Kristen Stewart posing gracefully for Vanity fair photogs during her shoot. And mocking us while she does is because she doesn’t give shit.
Diva, goddess and rocker Sheryl Crow recently let slip to an reporter Las-Vegas Review-Journal that she has a brain tumor.
Sheryl stated,
“I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor,”
“I haven’t really talked about it. In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it’s benign, so I don’t have to worry about it.”
Naturally this has gotten blown out of proportion. It is BENIGN people. Since the press likes to make things BIG when NEGATIVE, I thought I would explain benign.
The term “benign” implies a mild and nonprogressive disease.
Sheryl Crow is a fighter and has already battled breast cancer and kicked it’s ass. Here is hoping that this tumor not only is benign but she can terminate the little bugger.
I love trolling the internet. NOT as a troll. However when you are living in the land of unknown misnomer and clawing your way through the plastic boobies in Hollywood when you unearth new red carpet photos, it’s always a momentous occasion.
Here is the new red carpet photo’s I found. Hope you enjoy looking as much as I enjoyed taking them.
Thanks to Glenn Francis of Exposay.com. We wouldn’t get exposure if it weren’t for sexy bitches like you.
I’ve tried to avoid the fluorescent trend this summer labeling it as 90’s throwback and ‘too bold’ for me. I’ve sneered and jeered at it and thought it was a Forever 21 ‘youth’ trend for people 16 and under.
Until about 2 days ago when I saw the cutest fluorescent pink shoes on my girl Sophie Dee.
I still can’t believe it was my mouth saying, “OMG I love those!”
I’ve found fluorescent’s to actually be appealing and the perfect bold accessory. An accent to a scintillating LBD. Rocking the itsy bitsy, teeny-weeny, bikini at a pool party, and even better, the runway.
-Too pretty, to pass up
I think my past trauma with fluorescent ‘Jams’ and splatter paint everything from the late 80s-early 90s, can AND will be overcome this summer. After all I was only a child at the time and I think I blocked most of it out. Some people forget their clothes at school, I dream of bad clothes.
For hopping on this hot trend this summer since I need baby steps I recommend starting with pretty shoes, bright colors.
I completely endorse this as a great way to find your comfort zone with Neon and Fluorescent trends. It’s bold and daring without being overbearing. Dontcha think? Also I am still shaky on the whole Neon thing and want to try it with sexy skirts, shorts or jeans.
BUT…THIS is what really did the convincing.
Even Fergie looks good in brilliant beautiful neon orange.
2012 Grammy awards and working it!
I cannot stand the Ferg. It’s nothing personal but she just reeks of ew, bad outfits and I don’t even want to think about her and Josh Duhamel together. *shudder*
Her saving grace? She just made me like fluorescent in fashion.
If she looks this good in fluorescent orange, I’m sold. Her often eccentric fashion choices (except for anything Gareth Pugh) generally turn me off. This proves that fluorescent are the perfect sexy, summer accessory. A must for my next red carpet.
Sexy, alluring and definitely an attention grabber. Mix and match or just use it as an accent. Outta my way kittens! I have some 80s trauma that I need to get over. Fluorescent’s just found their way into my wardrobe.
It’s time’s like this I know things are right with the world and less wrong. Luka Rocco Magnotta, ex escort, ‘Angel’, has been caught for the gruesome murder and dismembering of his ex-lover Lin Jun, 33.
Magnotta posted a grisly recording of him dismembering and defiling his ex-lover and then mailed the body parts to different political offices in Canada, including the Canadian Conservative Party.
The hunt for Magnotta ended today when very smart and aware internet cafe worker in Berlin, recognized him, watched him and reported him as he was leaving. Originally authorities thought he fled to Paris and might be dressed as a woman. Thank god for the public. ‘We’ ARE what brings ‘Canadian Psycho’s’ to justice.
Magnotta’s previous history was disturbed and pointed towards a path of violence (if anyone had been paying attention). He had originally dubbed himself the ‘Kitten Killer’, and posted videos on his personal website of the poor little things stuck in a plastic bag and him sucking the air out of plastic bags.
We demand Kitten Justice!
Magnotta also dated a convicted murderer. According to the DailyTelegraph,
Mr Magnotta once dated Karla Homolka, who was convicted in 1991 of manslaughter following a plea bargain in the rape and murder of two teenage girls and her sister
Magnotta also took to his blog often making himself out to be a ‘victim’. He complained about ‘Cyberstalking’ and said that this whole silly murder thing was ‘Media Propaganda’ out to get him.
Something about killing innocent animals and dismembering your now ex-boyfriend strikes me as WRONG.
He even blogged, and this is the real winner,
“It’s not cool to the world being a necrophiliac. It’s bloody lonely.”
Reality check to Magnotta, something tells me you won’t be getting any pity in your trail. Perhaps he would like to be stuck in a plastic bag and have all the air sucked out?
Justice? I think so.
Read more about his history and the full story from the Daily Telegraph Online HERE:
The MTV Movie Awards are upon this which means terrible traffic. For once it’s not being held in Hollywood, but at the prestigious Gibson Theater in Universal City. This means the ever-so-quiet and innocent Valley will be over run with paid snipers, helicopters and annoying traffic stops for once.
As much as I could seriously bag on this event (the Hilton sister will be there, too easy) I am actually thankful for it. We could be stuck watching the Queen’s ‘Jubilee’ like most of Europe and ALL of my poor friends in the UK.
Here’s what’s in store.
‘Twilight’ and ‘Hunger Games’ will be battling it out. Personally I hope ‘Hunger Games’ wins. Even though it is a BLATANT rip off of ‘Battle Royale’ I still want to see Kristen Stewart make one face other than ‘stoned/pouty’ or ‘awake’. Her losing might jolt her awake long enough to do ‘pissed’.
Johnny Depp will be there looking like a mad, lost, French artist among plastic peasants. He will be gorgeous as usual in the crazy gay pirate kind of way and receiving the ‘Generation Award’. This means he is so hot that even your grand kids will fantasize over him and your Gma probably does. Scary but true.
Also ‘Bridesmaids’ is fighting for Best Movie and I am sure there will be shenanigans.
Tune in on your Tv around 9/8c On MTV!
The Queen may be an International Superstar today over the pond but we have drivel to watch! God Bless America!
I think the adult industry has a bad rap. I am sure that years of puritanical rules and consistent lessons of ‘sex is bad and dirty’ a la conservative myth’s might have something to do with that. None of this is true. They are not only regular people but they are cuter, better dressed and sometimes better behaved than a lot of fashion people and celebrities icons of the moment.
Both girls were dressed really nicely and were completely sweet, personable and professional. About a minute after I got there both girls attention was drawn outside.
What the what?!
Turns out some sweetheart of a food truck guy drove all the way from the Valley to bring/make Sophie Dee an ice cream sundae! Awwwz with a side of ‘how-effin-cute-is-that?’
Sophie Dee enjoying ice cream
There were a few industry photogs outside and Imani Rose went out to pose with them. Seem’s got distracted by an uber enthusiastic and sweet fan.
PaprazziLoyal Fan/New Recruit
Isn’t she friggin gorgeous? I had no idea adult stars were this well dressed and rocked the pretty so hard. Don’t believe the myth about porn = trashy kittens. These girls are sexy-licious and they OWN IT.
The rest of the afternoon these girls got swamped with fans, interested lookie loo’s and random shoppers who got drawn in by the girls.
Crowd starting to form
Really it’s amazing to see these girls work their asses off in a non adult aspect. Their dedication to a rocking hot movie industry and performances in both adult AND mainstream movie’s is a full-time gig.
Mainstream you say? Yep. I spoke with Sophie Dee about the latest mainstream movies she was in quite recently. Turns out horror movies are a genre she just adores and is excellent in. I got exclusive details on her new horror flicks.
If you have never been to Bizzy B of Hollywood I am letting you in on an adult secret. It is clean, well-lit, has a chandelier on the ceiling and is the most comfortable dancewear/adult oriented store I have ever shopped in.
Her prices are competitive and Beatrice, the owner has worked with celebrities galore! Check out the walls when you come in.
There is an amazing array of lingerie and dancewear for the discriminating girlfriend, hardcore bitch, stripper, gogo dancer, drag queen and just good old fashion girly girls.
Al lot of the clothing you see above is all designed and made by Beatrice herself. She has made custom outfits for a ton of celebs and can fi any figure, shape or size. Just ask. It’s worth every penny.
Bizzy B also carries masks, costuming, a HUGE line of fishnets and hose, pasties and tons of Jewelry.
Oh, you are hardcore, goth, fetishista and or into the BDSM scene? There is a whole store to fit your needs. Just in time for Bondage Ball.
For the Girls
-And Boys Town
What are you waiting for? A public invite. Get your cute ass down to Bizzy B, catch yourself a porn star, do some legit lingerie/dancewear shopping and then sneak into the fetish side and get your dirty on.
I love writing about the Olsen twins because I used to work for them.
I can tell you from experience Ashley is sweet and smart, Mary Olsen is part of the ‘IDGAF’ tribe and 75% of their success should go to Jill their awesome handler (not pictured here).
Steve Madden collaborated with them for the last few years on shoes for their Elizabeth and James fashion line.
Recently Steve Madden had spotted the line ‘Superga’ in Europe and bonded over it with Ashley Olsen (the brains of the sisters, TRUST ME) cause she was all, “I love Superga”. Madden was hypnotized by Ashley’s superior twin power, transfixed by her shiny pearls and according to the NYPost said,
‘I’ll get it for you, I’ll bring it to America and you’ll be my creative director.’
How can you say no to the midget Goddess’ of messed up fashion?
Problem being although Madden insisted the girls were mature and ‘wordly’ for 25 years old, he also declared them a ‘pain in the ass’.
They are difficult. They are exacting. They are a pain in the ass. But they’re very good though. No. They’re awesome.
Nice cover Steve, nice CYA moment.
I fully agree they are messed up and slightly bitchy, BUT they are just perfectly, sugary sweet. See how I did that? I suggest that every bitchy fashion queen learn from Madden. Remember it’s ‘OK’ to rip your business partner apart. Just end the comment with a positive and no one will be the wiser.
I’m looking forward to see what Madden and the twins come up with. Their new ‘Superga’ collection should be interesting. Despite the ‘pain in the ass’ part Dualstar Ent. is a thriving business, FOR A REASON.
Here’s to ‘bitchy queen’ Steve Madden whose shoe’s are forever fabulous and ALWAYS uncomfortable. Here’s to the ‘pain in the ass’ Olsen’s and their next billion dollar clothing venture.
We salute you for making fashion industry interesting.
If you have moved to Los Angeles and your life is boring I am convinced it’s because one wants it to be.
Here’s something fun and free that brings the NC-17 to Hollywood Blvd. It’s flirty, dirty and you can bring your mom., but I wouldn’t recommend it because…..
It involves Porn and Boobies!
Triple XXX adult performer Sophie Dee will be rocking Bizzy B. of Hollywood, one of my favorite stores, tomorrow for an in store signing. That’ June 2nd, 2012. Mark the date now!
Here’s your chance to meet Sophie Dee up close and personal, get an autograph and be blinded by her drop dead Welsh beauty. Free.
What more could you ask for? Besides amazing brands like Blush, Cosabella & La Perla…
The owner is a knock out too! Beatrice is actually an ex-Miss Norway Playboy, was one of the Real Housewives of Norway, and has been in FHM International & South Africa in the last 2 years with new shoots coming up.
Yes, she is smart, speaks multiple languages and works with celebrities like:
Vida Guerra, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Corey Feldman, Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson of The Girls Next Door, Tera Patrick and even Nicki Minaj.
Come down tomorrow after noon and see Sophie Dee, say hello to the gorgeous Beatrice and grab yourself some costuming, lingerie and a new pair of panties. Sophie Dee might even sign them if you ask nice.
Bizzy B. in Hollywood is at:
Bizzy B
6548 Hollywood Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 469-4309
And her website is: bseductive.com if you need DIRECTIONS or want to buy something from the privacy of your home.
See you tomorrow kittens, I’m heading down, are you?
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