We all know I have BIG love for Lana Del Rey. Despite her odd little lip augmentation fluke, bitch is perfect. Sexy, sultry chanteuse who knows how to work every angle of the camera from near or far. Especially in no pants wearing a pink angora sweater. Add some cool looking retro people and a little man in a swank suit (midget, dwarf? I am so not PC) and we have a win. AGAIN. For H&M. Is there nothing they can’t do these days?
Checkout her Blue Velvet snippet for H&M below;
We all know how to work Valentine’s Day for the woman in your life. Chocolate’s, lingerie, card’s, romantic dinners and the favorite, Jewelry. Let’s face it, buying for the woman in your life is easy. Valentine’s Day is 90% geared to the feminine persuasion and we get happy and romantically stupid over the smallest things (see jewelry).
This real question for the ladies. What do you get your boyfriend? A tie (see NO)? A geek toy (they already own it and haven’t told you)? Golfing lessons with Tiger Woods? Ok, he might like that one. Real dedication and love are none of these things ladies. What he really want’s is a date night involving a totally ludicrous, sexual, violent guy flick. And I have just the thing.
Sushi Girl is everything he ever wanted.
Gratuitous violence. Yeah there is plenty of that thanks to Tony Todd, Andy Mackenzie, Sonny Chiba and the most AWESOME Danny Trejo. Sex? A hot Courtney Palm leads as the ‘Sushi Girl’ laid out as myotaimori (a sushi table/girl). Witty Banter? Add Mark Hamill as the toady, simpering and wicked smart Crow. A secret knight in shining armor with a penchant for nose candy, James Duval. And our hero? Fish played by the ever awesome Noah Hathaway.
What happens when you put together a crew of seasoned professionals like Tony Todd who has a masterful career spanning 20+ years, Andy Mackenzie who has been in over 70 film and TV features ( from The Mentalist, CSI, True Blood), Mark Hamill who will forever be known for his awesome portrayal as young Skywalker, James Duval who will forever be Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko in my mind and Noah Hathaway who known his portrayal as Atreyu in the Never Ending story?
Mother-effing-magic.
How do I know ‘HE’ will like it? I was lucky enough to catch a screening at the Directors Guild. It made me squeamish, happy, sad and scream bad ass at the end. It’s been called Tarinto-esque and it really is. I’ll describe this feature as a ‘happy slice of hell’.
But why trust me? Check out the trailer here;
So ladies what do we do here in LA for the man we love? Take him to a rocking, socking, blow ’em up, hit you where it counts feature. The great part? It’s at Mann’s Chinese Theater and you can buy tickets online. And guys…if she doesn’t buy it…go now before it’s too late.
What are you waiting for? It’s a limited engagement playing from the 2/8-2/14.
Go buy here.
I really have to give props to H&M. They are not only killing the middle market for affordable and damn good-looking clothing, but they are killing it with having David Beckham doing their ad campaign’s. Ad a talented Guy Ritchie making the video and this was a win. Also slightly hilarious.
This campaign video brings us Beckham not only half-nude, but wet in his undies looking….well like David Beckham. I love the Ferris Bueller element and the fact that they threw in a few Hollywood jokes for us In LALALand.
Abs ass and all, This is a sure win for H&M, every blogger, all women kind and of course a very, VERY luck Victoria Beckham.
Thank you David Beckham. The world is a better place because of this.
I love how designers are doing editorial video’s these days. They have canned the hyped-up artistic view and started to get strangely fun and creative.
Take Lanvin’s new campaign video. Although it screams hot, sexy fashion Alber Elbaz decided to have some fun and do a commentary Skype style. Making Lanvin’s new campaign not just luscious preening models, but a little more interesting insight into a creative designers mind.
Check out Lanvin’s New SS2013 Campaign video here;
I love starting back with a good bang. So let’s post something….bangable? Freja Beha and Mo & Co recently collaborated with Karim Sadli creating a fashion video that will blow your mind AND make you buy their clothes.
After all how can you go wrong with a Mo & Co.’s mod rocker pants, stills of cool masks and a rock star like Freja Bheja.
The only reason I want to see this is because it may be Lindsay Lohan’s last movie. Kind of like a post-mortem thing. Or maybe on the bright side it will be the last movie before she goes to jail. Either way I want to see the INCREDIBAD acting skills of Lilo as she tries to act like she gives a f**k about acting.
And being with Charlie Sheen.
I still don’t know why she refused to kiss our favorite crack wizard. Perhaps she was afraid she might get healthy. After all, Sheen must be doing something pretty amazing to stay alive this long. Or perhaps her lips have just gone numb after years of sucking on a meth pipe. Either way she’d be lucky cause no one else would touch her, even, under contract.
Back to Scary Movie 5.
I am loving the cheese, humor, mocking and slapstick of this Scary Movie, so enjoy this. Happy holidays. I hope this makes you giggle like it did me;
Tis the season for Fashion Editorial video’s and our Fashion House today is Burberry. Stylish, classic chic with an amazing brand image. Who doesn’t think about that perfect plaid when Burberry is mentioned?
It also makes me think of trench’s and English tea. And how Victoria Beckham was banned from wearing Burberry a few years ago because it was ‘trashy, not classy’ on her.
Well payback is a bitch and we love it. The best revenge is living well and having gorgeous children. Right Victoria?
Not only did Victoria turn her life around BUT she married David Beckham and had kids.
Cute ones. So cute…..Romeo Beckham is now working as a model. And he just got his first job. Working FOR Burberry.
I love irony. It’s just wicked and funny. Also makes for great blogging!
All things said and done, Burberry and the Beckham’s mended things and are working together. So glad the Big B and the Big V aren’t in a bitch fight anymore.
Here are the shots Mario Testino took of the wee cheeky monkey thanks to GraziaDay.co.uk;
© Copyright Burberry/Testino
Check out Romeo Beckham’s debut as a fashion model as the fabulous new face of the brand in this quick and sweet video ;
To this day I will NEVER EVER understand why people do this.
A terrible shooting has occurred in Newton, CT leaving over 20 fatalities. 18 children and 6 adults shot at the school. Two were pronounced dead at hospital. The gunman is Adam Lanza, 20, says Conn. State Police spokesman Paul Vance.
Adam Lanza, 20, shot his mother Nancy Lanza dead at their home. He then drove to the school. Lanza’s mother was a teacher at Sandy Hook School and he “had a dispute with her” which is why he targeted her Kindergarten class. Adam Lanza is described by neighbors as ‘odd’ and thought to be mentally ill, explaining his skewed reasoning.
Lanza was found dead inside the school from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, an official told the AP.
This horrific incident was addressed by President Obama who was very upset, and cried during his statement.
We’ve endured too many of these tragedies in the past few years. And each time I learn the news I react not as a President, but as anybody else would — as a parent. And that was especially true today. I know there’s not a parent in America who doesn’t feel the same overwhelming grief that I do.
The majority of those who died today were children — beautiful little kids between the ages of 5 and 10 years old. They had their entire lives ahead of them — birthdays, graduations, weddings, kids of their own. Among the fallen were also teachers — men and women who devoted their lives to helping our children fulfill their dreams.
So our hearts are broken today
I am horrified this behavior has ever occurred and continues to occur. My heart goes out to every soul out there who has been effected by this.
Watch the full Presidential address on this here;
Godzilla move over. Mothra beware. Guillermo Del Toro is bring the Apocalypse with his new monster movie ‘Pacific Rim’ and it’s a whole lotta destruction. We’re talking robots, monsters, the full sci-fi gambit with plenty of fireballs, lasers and a few demolished landscapes.
Okay Robots-check, Monsters-check, Ninjas-check, references to every anime I ever watched including Voltron? Hell yes.
Now the question is which end of the world would you rather see? The Mayan calendar or ‘Pacific Rim’?
Yeah, I thought so. See you at the movies kittens.
I’ve shown you the nasty today (Chris Brown twit diva), and now am giving you the lovely. Thanks to the savvy, sexy people at Models.com and MDX we have a video of the lovely new Sui He, as the face/spokes model of.
Sexy young supermodels make the world go around. The extra bonus us you get to check out Shiseido’s new make up collection and brushes. Rejoice beauty diva’s and watch the video below;
SUI HE’S MAJOR MOMENT FROM MODELS.COM
We are terribly sad to see David Beckham go in LA. His last game with L.A. Galaxy will be for the MLS Cup. After that where will he go? Is Beckham settling down with his fab wifey and kids?!
Of course not.
Beckham and his fab abs have gone and become the new face of Breitling time pieces.
I am happy to say we have a editorial video of the shoot for the company. Complete with removal of Beck’s shirt. Thank goodness. This just saved my Monday.
Enjoy the video below!
Because it’s Saturday and a lot of us have a long hard weekend ahead of us, compliments of Dlisted.com, I bring you a kitty vid to start your day right.
I think everyone deserves a pussy massage, PG style of course.
We’ve all been keeping up with the endless crazy so-called cannibalism cases. To this day I shudder when I think what happened to the crazy who went off the deep end with bath salts. Especially since I am a big fan of using them.
This case however is brought to you by the local NYPD law enforcement. In fact, this is about a very disturbed officer of the law who planned on kidnapping, raping, torturing, cooking and eating women. His emails were to others were bizarre and sickening stating things like;
- “[My oven] is big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs”
- “I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus&cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.”
He had compiled photos’ addresses on over 100 women. He also offered to help others who wanted a kidnapped woman for $5000 and emailed one undercover operative saying;
“$5,000 and she’s all yours… she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van.”
It’s moments like this I am REALLY GLAD we have law enforcement. Supposedly he illegally hacked a federal database to get all of the information he compiled.
Hacker, cannibalistic, NYPD cop. What is the US coming to? And I thought bath salts and politic’s were creepy. Go figure he was a quiet reclusive type according to his neighbors. Next time your neighbors are making too much noise, be thankful. At least you know what they are up to.
See the video from the Channel 7 ABC News Here;
Die Antwoord must be taking the best drugs on the planet. Their music an ass shaking trip, filled with terrifying pitches, south African rap w/ a side of crunk via Ninja and references to tiny, but fab bootie by Yo-Landi Vi$$er.
And their videos…50 times weirder.
Envision a mockery of Lady Gaga in a meat dress on a South Africa on a tour bus. Then add a dash of black face with yellow eyes. Lions, panthers, a KK-almost K man banging on a steel drum, and Lady Gaga giving birth to a bug in side street dentist/gyno shop.
Yeah words cannot describe this video. REALLY. They cannot.
Enjoy your daily dose of liquid acid and Lindsay Lohan blood. This shit is out of control.
Die Antwoord – Fatty Boom Boom;
Karl Lagerfeld is getting weirder with his old age, and so is Chanel. Brad Pitt will forever be a prime piece of yummy no matter what age, or how much he looks like a billy-goat (trim that hot man meat’s hair please).
These two things together?
‘There You Are”.
Chanel No 5 There You are Part 1 & 2 video;
HEATHYRWOLFE.COM 