Category: Weird

Lindsay Lohan Available for Weddings/Bar Mitzvahs?! #YourEvent #hellno

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My favorite poster girl for AA has become a commodity and is selling her soul…I mean herself….I mean is AVAILABLE for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

According to new news surfacing on the NYPostDaily.com her management, 123Talent.com, says she available for your party now!

Check out this screenshot;

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Who knew Lindsay is a fashion designer and recording artist. I thought she was Miss body shots 2012. I have much to learn about our redheaded friend. I would think Lindsay at a wedding would be an awesome ear bleeding wedding singer. Maybe she could recite Hebrew at your Bar mitzvah wearing a prison issued yarmulke. Garsh that sounds like fun.

I guess with a huge debt to the IRS and a storage locker full of stuff she hasn’t paid for she NEEDS the money. Oh that, and her 12 packs a day cigarette habit she washes down with booze and meth.

Will you be booking Lilo for your next event? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Lady Gaga’s Candid/Nude/Rope Bondage Photos Leaked from Japan #Nude #LadyGaga #S&M *Updated*

Over here at Heathyr Wolfe.com I am a big fan of leaked pics. Especially nudes! Why? Because if it’s done properly it’s fashionable, artistic and eye opening. Or perhaps because it’s eye opening and sordid. Either way it’s a win!

About a year ago Lady Gaga got fierce and worked the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan in a meat dress with stunning results. PETA was horrified, the public was outraged, either by the misuse of meat or by the wasting of good steak.

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Years later a BDSM, Shibari rope shoot are leaked. Why? Possibly for publicity. Maybe cause Gaga gained a few pounds and wants the public to remember her as a skinny bitch likes S&M and meat dresses. We’ll never know.

These are from 2009. They a bondage shoot with photographer Nobuyoshi Araki for Vogue Nippon and they are super RAWR, sexy and candid.

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Either way here is the FULL nude-y gallery of Lady Gaga doing Kinbaku (ancient Japanese rope work artistry with a sexual twist)

Of Course this is NSFW and 18+, Click the link to views the Nude Gaga giving her candid sexy Monster face;

http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/heathyrwolfe/library/

Convicted Killer Stopped! Justin Bieber was to be Castrated & Killed.

I’d like to thank the genius who Photo-shopped. I stumbled across it on Tumblr and found it perfect for this blog.

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Seem’s Justin Bieber can’t avoid the haters. Or convicted killers.

It all started at a state prison near Las Cruces, NM. According to the nice people at KRQE.com. Mark Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer. He was serving two life sentences for raping and killing some poor teenage girl in VT.  Thank god this jerk is in jail.

Unfortunately although Dana Martin was in for good, Mark Staake would be getting out soon. Dana Martin then cooked up one elaborate murder plot that included Staake’s nephew Tanner Ruane who was more than happy to castrate the Biebs. For real.

Here’s the gruesome details from KRQE;

Martin told cops (about)the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.

(Mark)Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.

Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he’s disappointed he couldn’t carry out the murders. New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.

What the……

I understand we all have our likes and dislikes but NO ONE deserves this. I mean Bieber has his haters (including me), but I think the kids got talent and deserves, um, his soon-to-be man bits intact.

Thankfully the police have stopped this mess from happening. Bieb’s security has been on this and is being extra vigilant. This is why the word ‘fan’ comes from the word fan-atic. Thank GOD no one got hurt.

Dana Martin, Mark Staake and Tanner Ruane all learned a valuable lesson. Really, really, really bad guys NEVER WIN.

I Bielieb……things are gonna be alright.

Last Minute Halloween Rush – Where to Go on Hollywood Boulevard

Oh Halloween. My favorite time of year. Of Course.

It’s a time where every girl is allowed to dress like a slut (see: Mean Girls) and every dude gets to actually dress UP. Kids get free candy, madness ensues at house parties and everyone wins. Also much preparation goes into costuming, unless, you are one of THOSE people. Yes, a last-minute, what am I wearing, kind of guy/gal. I of course have no idea what that is alike as this holiday is religious for me, but just in case….

Two places spring to mind when shopping for last-minute costumes. Bizzy B of Hollywood and Hollywood Toys and Costumes. Bizzy B of Hollywood is at 6548-50 Hollywood Boulevard and Hollywood Toys and Costumes is at 6600 Hollywood Boulevard. A perfect two stop shop.

First stop Bizzy B of Hollywood. This place, I am a little biased with Bizzy B because I have been shopping there for 7 years. My bias is justified. Nicki Minaj’s stylist shops here, there is a huge celeb clientele including Cee Lo AND she has full costumes for girls AND BOYS.

Yes guys can find a costume here. Which is a miracle!

Bizzy B is perfect for full costumes ranging from $15-$100+ depending on what and how intricate and well made. Some are custom-made by Beatrice herself. See below;

Wonder Woman done right!

What about accessories? Bizzy B does have two accessory walls but if you don’t find it there go down the block…..

This is where Hollywood toys and Costumes comes in. Any and every accessory you have ever imagined from hair blaeach/dye/wigs/props/rhinestones/eyelashes/ball & chain/pitchforks/pom poms/tails/stuff to decorate with, THEY HAVE IT! I recently went in to look for pom pom and they had an entire wall of them. As far as accessories on the cheap, they take the cake.

I suppose you want some information? Need to call ahead and see if they have what you need.

Here’s the addresses and phone numbers;
Bizzy B of Hollywood
Address: 6548 Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90028
Phone: (323) 469-4309

Hollywood Toys and Costumes
Address: 6600 Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90028
Phone: (323) 464-4444
Hours:Mon-Sat 10am–7pm, Sun – 10:30am–7pm

News of the Weird; NYPD Officer Planned to Kidnap, Kill & EAT over 100 Women.

We’ve all been keeping up with the endless crazy so-called cannibalism cases. To this day I shudder when I think what happened to the crazy who went off the deep end with bath salts. Especially since I am a big fan of using them.

This case however is brought to you by the local NYPD law enforcement. In fact, this is about a very disturbed officer of the law who planned on kidnapping, raping, torturing, cooking and eating women. His emails were to others were bizarre and sickening stating things like;

  • “[My oven] is big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs”
  • “I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus&cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.”

He had compiled photos’ addresses on over 100 women. He also offered to help others who wanted a kidnapped woman for $5000 and emailed one undercover operative saying;

“$5,000 and she’s all yours… she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van.”

It’s moments like this I am REALLY GLAD we have law enforcement. Supposedly he illegally hacked a federal database to get all of the information he compiled.

Hacker, cannibalistic, NYPD cop. What is the US coming to? And I thought bath salts and politic’s were creepy. Go figure he was a quiet reclusive type according to his neighbors.  Next time your neighbors are making too much noise, be thankful. At least you know what they are up to.
See the video from the Channel 7 ABC News Here;

Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord Fight on Twitter

Lady Gaga used twitter to answer a critic, the pop star criticized Die Antwoord over a new song. The ‘Born This Way’ singer was outraged at the South African duo’s new song ‘Fatty Boom Boom’ which makes fun of the pop star and her eccentric stage performances. The video features a man dressed in Gaga’s iconic meat dress taking a violent …

via Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord Fight on Twitter.

Dose of Insanity – Die Antwoord “Fatty Boom Boom” (video)

Die Antwoord must be taking the best drugs on the planet. Their music an ass shaking trip, filled with terrifying pitches, south African rap w/ a side of crunk via Ninja and references to tiny, but fab bootie by Yo-Landi Vi$$er.

And their videos…50 times weirder.

Envision a mockery of Lady Gaga in a meat dress on a South Africa on a tour bus. Then add a dash of black face with yellow eyes. Lions, panthers, a KK-almost K man banging on a steel drum, and Lady Gaga giving birth to a bug in side street dentist/gyno shop.

Yeah words cannot describe this video. REALLY. They cannot.

Enjoy your daily dose of liquid acid and Lindsay Lohan blood. This shit is out of control.

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