Karl Lagerfelds cat Choupette. 2 Maids, one iPad and a Personal Diary?

Karl Lagerfeld may be the head of the Queen Bitch designers in the fashion world but he has a soft spot when it comes to his 9-month old Siamese ‘Choupette’.

According to WWD ‘Choupette’ is BEYOND spoiled. Karl was giving a rare interview about his book ‘Little Black Jacket’ for his Chanel line, when ‘Choupette’ stole the spotlight.

According to Mr. Lagerfield Choupette is like a kept woman.

He is quoted as saying

“She has two personal maids, for both night and day,” he told WWD. “She is beyond spoiled.”

“She doesn’t touch my food,” he says. “She doesn’t want to eat on the floor.

The spoiled little Siamese eats with Lagerfield at the dinner table daily. I guess she knows her human and how to work him.

“When I am not there, the maids take down, in little books, everything she did, from what she ate to how she behaved, if she was tired and if she wasn’t sleeping,” Lagerfeld says.

He adds that “We have almost 600 pages,” and one day “it could be funny to make a little book of Choupette’s diary.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/fashion/karl-lagerfeld-cat-2-maids-ipad-a-600-page-diary-article-1.1090987#ixzz1x9RJmueF

Choupette is no one trick spoiled kitty. She also is incredibly smart.

How cute is this photo?

I learned the amazingly cute Choupette knows how to use an iPad and has a Twitter account. Don’t believe it’s her? She is after all JUST a cat. Right? Wee Choupette is smarter than you think. Here is a video of her actually using her iPad.

 

Your cat may be smarter than you think. Choupette is. Time to start sleeping with one eye open.

If you want to follow Choupette on Twitter her account is: @ChoupettesDiary and it is of course hours of fun.

Kristen Stewart Talks SH*T About SH*T in Vanity Fair. So Classy!

Another fab photo where Kristen Stewart looks bored/stoned

My Vanity Fair is in the mail. I am really looking forward to reading the article on Kristin Stewart. Here’s why;

Kristen Stewart dishes shit on shit and curses about a million times in it.  Next time keep your f bombs in check darling.

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. “I get some serious sh-t about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like sh-t in half my photos, and I don’t give a f–k. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving sh-t eaters who want to turn truth into sh-t. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

Well hunny, you were wrong. You can say that. You see Vanity Fair is a fairly liberal magazine. They will print your bad behavior in an insanely well written article you WILL regret for the rest of your life.

Of course it’s their job to keep it cool and not make her look bad. I appreciate that. It’s why I read Vanity Fair and not TMZ.

Below is the video of Kristen Stewart posing gracefully for Vanity fair photogs during her shoot. And mocking us while she does is because she doesn’t give shit.

Time to VOTE!!!

Let’s get our butt’s out there to the polls today people! It’s time to get our vote on and make a difference.

What? It won’t make a DIFFERENCE?

I’ll tell you what my late grandfather told me.

“If you don’t vote, you have no right to bitch about what happens in politics. “

Polls are open 7am-8pm kittens. Find your polling place online. See you out there!

Sheryl Crow Has a BENIGN tumor

Diva, goddess and rocker Sheryl Crow recently let slip to an reporter Las-Vegas Review-Journal that she has a brain tumor.

Sheryl  stated,

“I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor,”

“I haven’t really talked about it. In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it’s benign, so I don’t have to worry about it.”

Naturally this has gotten blown out of proportion. It is BENIGN people. Since the press likes to make things BIG when NEGATIVE, I thought I would explain benign.

The term “benign” implies a mild and nonprogressive disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benign_tumor

Sheryl Crow is a fighter and has already battled breast cancer and kicked it’s ass. Here is hoping that this tumor not only is benign but she can terminate the little bugger.

 

 

New Photos Unearthed from XRCO Awards

I love trolling the internet. NOT as a troll. However when you are living in the land of unknown misnomer and clawing your way through the plastic boobies in Hollywood when you unearth new red carpet photos, it’s always a momentous occasion.

Here is the new red carpet photo’s I found. Hope you enjoy looking as much as I enjoyed taking them.

Thanks to Glenn Francis of Exposay.com. We wouldn’t get exposure if it weren’t for sexy bitches like you.

Fluoro, Te Adoro! On Trend for SS2012

I’ve tried to avoid the fluorescent trend this summer labeling it as 90’s throwback and ‘too bold’ for me. I’ve sneered and jeered at it and thought it was a Forever 21 ‘youth’ trend for people 16 and under.

Until about 2 days ago when I saw the cutest fluorescent pink shoes on my girl Sophie Dee.

I still can’t believe it was my mouth saying, “OMG I love those!”

I’ve found fluorescent’s to actually be appealing and the perfect bold accessory. An accent to a scintillating LBD. Rocking the itsy bitsy, teeny-weeny, bikini at a pool party, and even better, the runway.

-Too pretty, to pass up

I think my past trauma with fluorescent ‘Jams’ and splatter paint everything from the late 80s-early 90s, can AND will be overcome this summer. After all I was only a child at the time and I think I blocked most of it out. Some people forget their clothes at school, I dream of bad clothes.

For hopping on this hot trend this summer since I need baby steps I recommend starting with pretty shoes, bright colors.

I completely endorse this as a great way to find your comfort zone with Neon and Fluorescent trends. It’s bold and daring without being overbearing. Dontcha think? Also I am still shaky on the whole Neon thing and want to try it with sexy skirts, shorts or jeans.

BUT…THIS is what really did the convincing.

Even Fergie looks good in brilliant beautiful neon orange.

2012 Grammy awards and working it!

I cannot stand the Ferg. It’s nothing personal but she just reeks of ew, bad outfits and I don’t even want to think about her and Josh Duhamel together. *shudder*

Her saving grace? She just made me like fluorescent in fashion.

If she looks this good in fluorescent orange, I’m sold. Her often eccentric fashion choices (except for anything Gareth Pugh) generally turn me off. This proves that fluorescent are the perfect sexy, summer accessory. A must for my next red carpet.

Sexy, alluring and definitely an attention grabber. Mix and match or just use it as an accent. Outta my way kittens! I have some 80s trauma that I need to get over. Fluorescent’s just found their way into my wardrobe.

‘Canadian Psycho/Kitten Killer’ Luka Rocco Magnotta CAUGHT in Berlin

It’s time’s like this I know things are right with the world and less wrong. Luka Rocco Magnotta, ex escort, ‘Angel’, has been caught for the gruesome murder and dismembering of his ex-lover Lin Jun, 33.

Magnotta posted a grisly recording of him dismembering and defiling his ex-lover and then mailed the body parts to different political offices in Canada, including the Canadian Conservative Party.

The hunt for Magnotta ended today when very smart and aware internet cafe worker in Berlin, recognized him, watched him and reported him as he was leaving. Originally authorities thought he fled to Paris and might be dressed as a woman. Thank god for the public. ‘We’ ARE what brings ‘Canadian Psycho’s’ to justice.

Magnotta’s previous history was disturbed and pointed towards a path of violence (if anyone had been paying attention). He had originally dubbed himself the ‘Kitten Killer’, and posted videos on his personal website of the poor little things stuck in a plastic bag and him sucking the air out of plastic bags.

We demand Kitten Justice!

Magnotta also dated a convicted murderer. According to the DailyTelegraph,

 Mr Magnotta once dated Karla Homolka, who was convicted in 1991 of manslaughter following a plea bargain in the rape and murder of two teenage girls and her sister

Magnotta also took to his blog often making himself out to be a ‘victim’. He complained about ‘Cyberstalking’ and said that this whole silly murder thing was ‘Media Propaganda’ out to get him.

Something about killing innocent animals and dismembering your now ex-boyfriend strikes me as WRONG.

He even blogged, and this is the real winner,

 “It’s not cool to the world being a necrophiliac. It’s bloody lonely.”

Reality check to Magnotta, something tells me you won’t be getting any pity in your trail.  Perhaps he would like to be stuck in a plastic bag and have all the air sucked out?

Justice? I think so.

Read more about his history and the full story from the Daily Telegraph Online HERE:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/hunt-for-killer-porn-star/story-e6frev00-1226379019440

MTV Movie Awards: Arrows In Your Skull and Johnny Depp

The MTV Movie Awards are upon this which means terrible traffic. For once it’s not being held in Hollywood, but at the prestigious Gibson Theater in Universal City. This means the ever-so-quiet and innocent Valley will be over run with paid snipers, helicopters and annoying traffic stops for once.

As much as I could seriously bag on this event (the Hilton sister will be there, too easy) I am actually thankful for it. We could be stuck watching the Queen’s ‘Jubilee’ like most of Europe and ALL of my poor friends in the UK.

Here’s what’s in store.

‘Twilight’ and ‘Hunger Games’ will be battling it out. Personally I hope ‘Hunger Games’ wins. Even though it is a BLATANT rip off of ‘Battle Royale’ I still want to see Kristen Stewart make one face other than ‘stoned/pouty’ or ‘awake’. Her losing might jolt her awake long enough to do ‘pissed’.

Johnny Depp will be there looking like a mad, lost, French artist among plastic peasants. He will be gorgeous as usual in the crazy gay pirate kind of way and receiving the ‘Generation Award’. This means he is so hot that even your grand kids will fantasize over him and your Gma probably does. Scary but true.

Also ‘Bridesmaids’ is fighting for Best Movie and I am sure there will be shenanigans.

Tune in on your Tv around 9/8c On MTV!

The Queen may be an International Superstar today over the pond but we have drivel to watch! God Bless America!

Interview with Sophie Dee at Bizzy B and one sweet smelling Imani Rose! #sexysaturday

I think the adult industry has a bad rap. I am sure that years of puritanical rules and consistent lessons of ‘sex is bad and dirty’ a la conservative myth’s might have something to do with that. None of this is true. They are not only regular people but they are cuter, better dressed and sometimes better behaved than a lot of fashion people and celebrities icons of the moment.

Both girls were dressed really nicely and were completely sweet, personable and professional. About a minute after I got there both girls attention was drawn outside.

What the what?!

Turns out some sweetheart of a food truck guy drove all the way from the Valley to bring/make Sophie Dee an ice cream sundae! Awwwz with a side of ‘how-effin-cute-is-that?’

Sophie Dee enjoying ice cream

There were a few industry photogs outside and Imani Rose went out to pose with them.   Seem’s got distracted by an uber enthusiastic and  sweet fan.

Paprazzi
Loyal Fan/New Recruit

Isn’t she friggin gorgeous? I had no idea adult stars were this well dressed and rocked the pretty so hard. Don’t believe the myth about porn = trashy kittens. These girls are sexy-licious and they OWN IT.

The rest of the afternoon these girls got swamped with fans, interested lookie loo’s and random shoppers who got drawn in by the girls.

Crowd starting to form

Really it’s amazing to see these girls work their asses off in a non adult aspect. Their dedication to a rocking hot movie industry and performances in both adult AND mainstream movie’s is a full-time gig.

Mainstream you say? Yep. I spoke with Sophie Dee about the latest mainstream movies she was in quite recently. Turns out horror movies are a genre she just adores and is excellent in. I got exclusive details on her new horror flicks.

Enjoy the interview BELOW, click the linky

 **Interview with Sophie Dee 6/2/2012**

Interview with Sophie Dee at Bizzy B on her new movies in mainstream horror

Bizzy B of Hollywood, How Sexy Can You Get?

If you have never been to Bizzy B of Hollywood I am letting you in on an adult secret. It is clean, well-lit, has a chandelier on the ceiling and is the most comfortable dancewear/adult oriented store I have ever shopped in.

Her prices are competitive and Beatrice, the owner has worked with celebrities galore! Check out the walls when you come in.

There is an amazing array of lingerie and dancewear for the discriminating girlfriend, hardcore bitch, stripper, gogo dancer, drag queen and just good old fashion girly girls.

Al lot of the clothing you see above is all designed and made by Beatrice herself. She has made custom outfits for a ton of celebs and can fi any figure, shape or size. Just ask. It’s worth every penny.

Bizzy B also carries masks, costuming, a HUGE line of fishnets and hose, pasties and tons of Jewelry.

Oh, you are hardcore, goth, fetishista and or into the BDSM scene? There is a whole store to fit your needs. Just in time for Bondage Ball.

For the Girls
-And Boys Town

What are you waiting for? A public invite. Get your cute ass down to Bizzy B, catch yourself a porn star, do some legit lingerie/dancewear shopping and then sneak into the fetish side and get your dirty on.

You don’t need to be brave, just smart.

Steve Madden thinks he is Immature and the Olsens are a ‘PAIN’. They are. I used to work there.

I love writing about the Olsen twins because I used to work for them.

I can tell you from experience Ashley is sweet and smart, Mary Olsen is part of the ‘IDGAF’ tribe and 75% of their success should go to Jill their awesome handler (not pictured here).

Steve Madden collaborated with them for the last few years on shoes for their Elizabeth and James fashion line.

Recently Steve Madden had spotted the line ‘Superga’ in Europe and bonded over it with Ashley Olsen (the brains of the sisters, TRUST ME) cause she was all, “I love Superga”. Madden was hypnotized by Ashley’s superior twin power, transfixed by her shiny pearls and according to the NYPost said,

‘I’ll get it for you, I’ll bring it to America and you’ll be my creative director.’

How can you say no to the midget Goddess’ of messed up fashion?

Problem being although Madden insisted the girls were mature and ‘wordly’ for 25 years old, he also declared them a ‘pain in the ass’.

 They are difficult. They are exacting. They are a pain in the ass. But they’re very good though. No. They’re awesome.

Nice cover Steve, nice CYA moment.

I fully agree they are messed up and slightly bitchy, BUT they are just perfectly, sugary sweet. See how I did that? I suggest that every bitchy fashion queen learn from Madden. Remember it’s ‘OK’ to rip your business partner apart. Just end the comment with a positive and no one will be the wiser.

I’m looking forward to see what Madden and the twins come up with. Their new ‘Superga’ collection should be interesting. Despite the ‘pain in the ass’ part Dualstar Ent. is a thriving business, FOR A REASON.

Here’s to ‘bitchy queen’ Steve Madden whose shoe’s are forever fabulous and ALWAYS uncomfortable. Here’s to the ‘pain in the ass’ Olsen’s and their next billion dollar clothing venture.

We salute you for making fashion industry interesting.

Porntastic Saturday with Sophie Dee at Bizzy B. in Hollywood Tomorrow! 6/2/12 #Free #tehSEX

If you have moved to Los Angeles and your life is boring I am convinced it’s because one wants it to be.

Here’s something fun and free that brings the NC-17 to Hollywood Blvd. It’s flirty, dirty and you can bring your mom., but I wouldn’t recommend it because…..

It involves Porn and Boobies!

Triple XXX adult performer Sophie Dee will be rocking Bizzy B. of Hollywood, one of my favorite stores, tomorrow for an in store signing. That’ June 2nd, 2012. Mark the date now!

Here’s your chance to meet Sophie Dee up close and personal, get an autograph and be blinded by her drop dead Welsh beauty. Free.

What more could you ask for? Besides amazing brands like Blush, Cosabella & La Perla…

The owner is a knock out too! Beatrice is actually an ex-Miss Norway Playboy, was one of the Real Housewives of Norway, and has been in FHM International & South Africa in the last 2 years with new shoots coming up.

Yes, she is smart, speaks multiple languages and works with celebrities like:

Vida Guerra, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Corey Feldman, Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson of The Girls Next Door, Tera Patrick and even Nicki Minaj.

Come down tomorrow after noon and see Sophie Dee, say hello to the gorgeous Beatrice and grab yourself some costuming, lingerie and a new pair of panties. Sophie Dee might even sign them if you ask nice.

Bizzy B. in Hollywood is at:

Bizzy B

6548 Hollywood Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 469-4309 ‎ 
 And her website is: bseductive.com if you need DIRECTIONS or want to buy something from the privacy of your home.
See you tomorrow kittens, I’m heading down, are you?

Gumball 3000 finale, Gumming Up Traffic.

As I took my walk west down Hollywood blvd chatting on my phone I noticed, traffic was crap as usual. Seem’s they had closed Hollywood blvd (again), for an event as a local, I don’t care about (again).

I saw a few banners advertising the ‘Gumball 3000’ auto show and yawned for dramatic effect.

It wasn’t until my daily walk that I noticed THIS insanity.

That was Franklin ave. by Runyon. As I descended to Hollywood blvd on my home stretch it got worse.

As I walked up Hollywood blvd. from Fresh n’ Easy it was gridlocked at La Brea and as far west as Camino Palermo give or take a few blocks.

Yes even the LAPD could not get out of their car to beat me up for taking a picture of them. Traffic was THAT bad.

Why would an auto show/car rally much up traffic and Hollywood Blvd.? This is no big movie premiere.

The reason why? This guy got bored. (frigging Millionaires).

  • Maximillion Cooper

    Gumball Founder and CEO

    Maximillion Cooper (born 1972) is a British racing driver, fashion designer and entrepreneur.

    And Decided to include a whole bunch of nobodies

  • Estevan Oriol

    Photographer

    Estevan Oriol has been involved with the hip hop community since the 80s

  • Bun B

    Legendary UGK Rapper

    Bun B is an American Hip Hop artist hailing from Texas.

  • Johan ‘Yo’ Esbensen

    Founder of Rogue Status

    Johan Esbensen better known as Yo, is one of the founding members of the hugely successful streetwear label Rogue Status. Starting the brand…

  • Mike Malbon

    Founder of Frank151

    Mike Malbon Mike is the main man behind Frank 151 magazine. With readership including the likes of Jay Z, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West and Mos Def…


    And then grabbed some D Listers


  • DJ Muggs

    Cypress Hill DJ

    DJ Muggs  is a founder member of Cypress Hill – the Californian hip hop group who to date have sold in excess of 18 million albums.

  • Caprice

    Lingerie Model and Business Woman

    Caprice is an American lingerie model, actress, television personality and business woman.

  • Ryan Dunn

    TV personality and Daredevil

    Ryan Dunn was an American reality television personality best known for his appearances on Jackass, MTV’s Viva La Bam and Homewrecker. A mem…

  • Mario

    R&B Star

    Mario is an American R&B singer, actor and model.

  • Jodie Kidd

    International Supermodel

    Jodie Kidd is an international supermodel and TV personality. Jodie has graced the covers of Elle, Vogue and The Face as well as modeling

Justin Timberlake is Marrying Jessica Biel, yeah whatever.

Well, I have heard it through the Huffington Post so it must be real.

Mind you this is the guy who fake doinked (or did he?) Mila Kunis and dated in no particular order; Fergie, Britney Spears, Jenna Dewan, Alyssa Milano, and Cameron Diaz, when they were all hot and not tragic and looked like this.

Justin Timberlake is trading that…and this.

For this.

Marriage to Jessica Biehl who he proposed to in January 2012.

Doesn’t he look psychotically happy kittens? Seeing as he’s cheated on her 3-4 times I am sure this will go well.  Don’t you think so? I can’t wait for the media circus that will be their wedding.

Seriously I do wish them the best and good luck too.

Chances are, they may need it.

Getting Your Platform On – Brian Atwood shoes

I love a platform shoe as much as I love my own mother. Seeing as I adore my mother, this is a testament to my adoration of anything that makes me ‘taller’ and elongates my sexy dancers legs. I am also hideously deformed in the fashion world at 5’2 and am seriously considering plastic surgery for my ‘shortness’.

Or the next best thing. The Brian Atwood platform shoe.

The too gorgeous in nude, ‘Alesha’ platform heel

I found his collection quite by accident on the ever lovely http://www.net-a-porter.com and am happy to say that not only am I a convert, but have been saved from the AWFUL knee extension plastic surgery I have been contemplating (seriously, ow).

Brian Atwood has brought the platform back and re-sculpted it so it’s not ankle breaking and wearable. If the ‘basic’ shoe is not your bag, his shoes transcend the norm and come in color.

And an open toe block heel, because walking around any city become unstable and it’s easier to ride the train in these.

Brian Atwood also has a flair for the dramatic in his shoes, and although it is a smaller platform I would buy it anyway. The almost art nouveau look just makes it worth it.

Yes, please!!

So sexy. Overall I am hooked like the shoe whore I am and have officially labeled his collection #shoeporn.

Next in my collection for red carpet fun…his platform noir artistique, the ‘Monster’ shoe! This was made for me.

Who wants some?

Brian Atwood shoe’s are available at Saks and of course Bergdorf’s. Happy platform hunting darlings. Let’s make it count!

Also more on the fab, gorg and sexy Brian Atwood here:

http://www.brianatwood.com/