NO! Say it ain’t so. My one chance to meet and slobber on Johnny Depp seem’s to have flown the coop. Look’s like all us Hollywood Depp groupies will have to wait another year or even, lifetime, for our chance to party with Johnny.
That’s right Mr’ Johnny Depp came to his senses (boo!) and has flown back to the south of France to try to patch thing up with his long-time love Vanessa Paradis. Makes sense since he has two children in the picture now. That’s right. They are getting big enough to know what is going on now too. Lily-Rose is 13, and Jack is nine. Depp is 49 now and needs to stop philandering and fooling around.
I hate to wish them the best, but I sincerely do. Go get your woman Johnny and as the French say ; Bonne Chance!
I was watching that glorious new chick flick/man meat movie ‘Magic Mike’ with my roommate. As we screamed, hooted and hollered at the TV we were stopped in our tracks. No, it wasn’t just because Channing Tatum’s hot dance moves, or Joe Mangiello’s fabulous chest. It was because we actually recognized where they were shooting.
And it was freekin Bizzy B of Hollywood.
Yes that’s right, it’s where the star’s shop for their bikini’s, dance wear and nether things. Now with a nifty guys section. That’s right they stuff for boys now too. And in that boys section was Channing Tatum, shopping for man thong with Alex Petyfer.
Oh…my….god. Someone pinch me. Being a writer and a bit of a cinephile I had to rush down and cover this. Also take cheesy pictures with the underwear they were shopping for in the movie.
This way to the ‘boys side’,
Man undie section
It’s a mecca for sexy men and boys!
Me with the ACTUAL undies they touched in Magic Mike, dontcha want a pair, I know you do;
I sat down for a few hours and grilled owner, Beatrice Prochazka, about having the boys of ‘Magic Mike’ on set.
Owner, Model, Designer, Sexpot and Actress Beatrice Prochazka as Wonder Woman, costume by her
H: How long were they shooting here in Bizzy B of Hollywood?
B: Two days
H:I saw that you had a cameo in the movie, did you enjoy it?
B:It was wonderful! I loved having them in the store. Steven Sodenberg was here on set and Channing Tatum brought his wife.
H: How sweet! What was your favorite part of shooting with the Magic Mike Crew?
B: I got to talk and connect with Channing Tatum. He is so nice. He asked if he could use my name in the movie. (He say’s ‘Hi Beatrice as he first walks in the store in the movie’).
H:Well I am glad he used your name or I wouldn’t have believed it was you.
Beatrice Prochazka with still from Magic Mike in front of the Menswear section
I always knew my odd and wonderful friendship’s in Hollywood would pay off. Who knew my lingerie would too. HUGE thanks to Bizzy B for letting me invade her store and take fan girl photos. I mean the hotties of ‘Magic Mike’ in my favorite store on the Boulevard. Lord have mercy. Why didn’t someone call me!
Feel free to stop by and meet Beatrice and see the set of ‘Magic Mike’ yourself.
Click the pretty picture below for directions on Google Maps;
I cannot hide my love of Lana Del Rey. I am enamored with her music and she is a rocking beauty. Heck she even snagged the March 2012 cover of Vogue UK.
Well, on the 17th H&M OFFICIALLY released a PR statement that they have confirmed her as the new face of H&M’s 2012/2013 Fall/Winter line.
“We were looking for a style icon and singer to model our autumn/winter 2012-13 collection and Lana Del Rey was the perfect choice,” said H&M PR manager Chloe Bowers. “We think she shows our fall fashion in a very inspiring way. The theme of the campaign is a modern and feminine woman with a soft attitude. Curves and waist are important in autumn’s silhouette.”
Agreed Chloe and damn good choice. Lana Del Rey is the sort of vamp women love and admire. Sultry and such a vixen we send HUGE congrats.
All we ask Lana darling is quit with the plastic surgery. You don’t need it and that lip augmentation, soooooo botched.
Stay pretty Miss Del Rey. We’re hooked on you. H&M made a brilliant choice.
I know New York Fashion Week is coming up but there is such a thing as too little weight, even for the runway. Nicole Scherzinger seem’s to have found out what that is.
Recently revealed as the newest X Factor UK judge, the paparazzi snapped these not so lovely photos of Nicole as she was leaving the London Radisson.
Ouch Mami, you’re skinnier than me and I’m 5’2! And those low crotch pants make it worse. (As a post note I ask NO ONE wear these, they are NOT fashionable)
Nice back bones there. Excuse me while I go binge on pasta.
Her personal assistant needs to be fired for NOT FEEDING HER. A dancer should never be this skinny. Especially since she has always been hailed up for her gorgeous ‘curves’. If she thought wearing white would add weight to her photos, it did just the opposite.
As a new role model for girls in the UK we sure hope she starts eating healthier. Even Unkle Karl wouldn’t let this bitch down the runway. Take care of yourself Nicole, we don’t need another celebrity tragedy (we already have Lindsay Lohan).
I turn around to look at some Fassbender pictures for three seconds and ALMOST missed. Yes after much deliberating and hem’s and guffaw’s, Hugh Hefner, ‘Playboy’ extraordinaire has agreed to do a Bio Pic of his life. This raises the question, who will be cast of Hef?
It has to be the creme de la creme of Hollywood. Vanity Fair had some smashingly good idea’s;
If we’re looking for a young Hef, a lanky Andrew Garfield could fit the bill with the right pipe, smoking jacket, and mid-century mannerisms. Based on the square jaw, smirk, and charm, we could also see David Duchovny, Christian Bale, or Michael Fassbender playing a more mature Hef. To portray his first wife, Mildred Williams, a cute brunette, we’d cast Ginnifer Goodwin; for his second wife, 1989 Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conradt, we’d choose Alice Eve; and for his daughter, Christie Hefner, who is the former C.E.O. of Playboy Enterprises, Elizabeth Banks seems spot-on.
Who ever they may pick better have balls of steel. Hef is no easy role to play. He has business smarts, is dashing, odd, probably a bit perverted. On a charm scale of 1-10 he is 25. Who do you think can make Hef shine?
I love the fashion industry because we get to use the hottest men/women in the world for steamy spreads and call it work.
Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you something titillating. Welcome to the hottest issue of W Magazine this year. Taking Michael Fassbender (mmmm…Fassbender) and the Goddess known as Charlize Theron to the limit for the masses.
W Magazine’s Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender: Smash of the Titans editorial.
This has to be the hottest 69 in 2012. I have to give it to W, they know how to bring the sexy. Do we care about the clothes? Hardly. This has to be one for the history books.
The rest of the spread can be seen below;
Go to it W. We’re proud to see you making leaps and bounds in fashion, editorial and the celeb realm. Hot, sexy, and couture. You nailed it.
I recently came across an article on the Huffpost by the glorious and sweet Amber Peach.
Isn’t she cute folks?
She may be cute but but she’s also wicked smart. This gorgeous pornstar wrote an amazing blog on how ‘Pornstars are Getiing the Shaft from Obamacare’. It’s really sad.
Not only do these gorgeous girls only make approximately $30,000 a year, but the average girl only does about 300 scenes in their lifetime. Despite this limited career they are considered ‘high risk’ candidates, and it won’t even pay for their STD testing which is required every 28 days. These girls and boys are paying out-of-pocket!
Read the article below and tell us what you think of Obamacare’s plan to ‘stiff’ these adult actors.
Porn stars make a ton of money for having sex with relative strangers on camera, right?
Whether we would like to admit it or not, most of us have enjoyed at least one adult movie in our lifetime. But with documentaries like After Porn Ends, which came out last month, and Obamacare dominating the news, have you ever wondered what these two things have in common? Probably not. But here is a little known fact: up until now, insurance companies considered doing pornography for a living a “pre-existing condition.” This means, even if the average female porn star, who (on the high end) may do 300 scenes in her career that spans maybe 10 years, that’s about $30,000 a year. And more than likely, she doesn’t have health insurance. Yep, you heard me right, porn stars don’t make much more money than the average American. We have all heard that porn is a billion or even trillion-dollar business, but like most porn stars’ boobs, that number is actually a little over-inflated. According to Forbes the figure is closer to around $520 million, which is then distributed among countless companies. Most of this profit goes to the top, the majority of the actors themselves not getting any type of residuals — only being paid on a scene-by-scene basis as an independent contractor. But I digress.
So back to my original point, how will the president’s new healthcare plan affect porn stars? Well, considering that most porn actors are considered independent contractors, none of them would be eligible for healthcare through their employer. So that would mean that they would be responsible for finding their own health insurance. But in theory, insurance companies would no longer be able to completely deny adult industry workers insurance. But would they still have to pay a premium for “high-risk” insurance — insurance that runs about $500 per month? This would mean that men and women would have to pay roughly 20% of their monthly income on health insurance.
Even factoring in feature dancing and other income, $500 a month is a lot for health insurance. And this doesn’t include STD testing, which performers have always paid out-of-pocket every 28 days. This would only be health insurance in case of emergency, in case something terrible happened like they got cancer or were in a car accident. Under the current healthcare system, most adult performers rely on luck and little else when it comes to health care. And when something does go wrong, like in the case of Nicki Hunter, co-host of Playboy Radio’s Night Calls, who found out she had lymphoblastic leukemia in 2007. Nicki found that her fellow performers were willing to pull together and do fundraisers to help her pay off the mountain of debt caused by her illness. Or Stephanie Swift, who also got cancer and racked up a ton of debt. And even the most resent tragedy to befall the porn community, the death of Holly Stevens from cancer. He may not want to think about it just yet, but her husband now has stacks of medical bills to figure out how to pay, in addition to grieving for his wife. And not everyone has the admiration and backing like some of these stars do. Not everyone will get help from the porn community and fans.
So as the rest of the nation, and the world, waits to see if the healthcare bill will even be implemented, the adult film community holds its breath to see just how they will be affected. Will they finally have the security of health insurance, or will they get the shaft like they have so many times before?
Earlier Sage Stallone was found dead in his Hollywood apartment Friday. He was 36.
Sources say it was from a ‘possible’ pill overdose. It is unknown at the moment if that was the cause of death. Sage was the son of Sylvester and his ex-wife Sasha Czack.
Sage is a well-known Actor, Director, Producer and worked as a Screenwriter. According to news sources Sage was planning a wedding to his fiance, working on new projects and was supposedly very happy. So sad.
A rep for Stallone commented;
“Sylvester Stallone is devastated and grief-stricken over the sudden loss of his son Sage Stallone. His compassion and thoughts are with Sage’s mother, Sasha. Sage was a very talented and wonderful young man. His loss will be felt forever.”
Our condolences go out to the Stallone/Czack family. Let’s hope the gossip rags (coughTMZ) give them a little respect and time to grieve.
Yes, the inevitable has happened. Lindsay Lohan lied AGAIN, this time about her Porsche accident. Remember the post where she hit a semi? Remember how it was the Trucks fault? Then it was the bad brakes on her rental Porsche.
Guess what hunny? No one believes the little redheaded blond who cries meth crystals anymore.
Porsche actually picked up the car. They tested the so-called faulty brakes and the test proved….drum roll please….they work perfectly.
According to Dlisted.com;
Porsche picked up LiLo’s bruised and busted car from the place she rented it from and ran a few brake tests on it. Shockingly, the brakes worked fine and Porsche couldn’t find anything wrong with them. So the only thing broke is LiLo’s ability to barf up the truth.
Uh oh, the shit just hit the fan. Again.
Let’s see if she can bribe, talk, lie her way out the jail time she’ll be facing.
Do think Lindsay Lohan well dodge charges on her car crash or is Porsche going to reem her and throw her away to detox in jail AGAIN?
We were all waiting for it to happen. Yes, her contract finally ran out.
Katie Holmes is a free woman and with her high heel diva, Suri, is leaving her closeted gay, megalomaniac, Scientologist husband, Tom Cruise. HOORAY!
She EVEN went shopping for 4th of July supplies today at Whole Foods like a normal West Hollywood actress.
“I’m all right,” the 33-year-old actress told the Daily News as she pushed a shopping cart carrying the couple’s adorable daughter Suri. “Thank you,” she said graciously.
Aw. We’re glad you are ‘all right’, but are you?
Katie Holmes career has TANKED. Her fake marriage to Tom Cruise made sure of that. Two celebs, one spotlight. Guess who won that battle. Hopefully now that she off the barley water Suri will help her get her inner diva back.
Tommy boy is letting her go RIGHT during this whole Travolta scandal thing. Tom Cruise is gayer than Richard Simmons at The Abbey on a Saturday night. He also has a security team called Scientology. Scientology will be on her like Paris Hilton on vodka. They swear they aren’t tailing her, but we know better. He will not be letting her expose him and his not-so-secret, secrets.
That is the job of annoying bloggers like me.
No matter what they nasty details may be folks, we have Katie Holmes, cutie from Dawson’s Creek back.
Starting your day out and watching videos at work is just one way I am helping America. For lunch and to annoy bosses today I bring you Lana Del Rey working it out in her new video for ‘National Anthem’.
For the guys we have a special treat with her rocking Marilyn style and Jackie O. For the girls, well we have Lana singing her heart out. Oh and a wicked manicure.
Nora Ephron you screenwriting genius, you will be missed. Today the Entertainment Industry lost a true gem of a writer, playwright and screenwriter. Nora Ephron died at 71 from Myeloid Leukemia.
Ephron made the most of her life and courageously encouraged her friends and fans to live their lives to the fullest.
Nora was quoted saying;
“You should eat delicious things while you can still eat them, go to wonderful places while you still can … and not have evenings where you say to yourself, ‘What am I doing here? Why am I here? I am bored witless!'” she told Reuters.
Sounds like Nora was not only brilliant but wise as well.
Nora Ephron left us with a legacy of amazing films such as “When Harry Met Sally’, “Michael”, “Sleepless in Seattle”, “Silkwood” and her last film, “Julie and Julia” with Meryl Streep. She also was a playwright.
We send condolences to her friends and family wish her the best where ever she may be.
Emma Stone shot her first cover for Vogue’s July issue and is releasing her new Spiderman movie with Andrew Garfield. She really is on top of the entertainment world.
Look how gorgeous she is;
How could you not love this girl?
Poised to take over the world with her great personality and an amazing sense of self, we adore Emma. She is about as far from a train wreck as you can get. With this kind of fame and beauty, there was no way she could avoid a creepy stalker.
And that stalker is Jim Carrey. Yup, really. Jim decided to send Emma a video/msg that made me want to cleanse my eyes with bleach.
Video of Jim Carrey confessing adoration for Emma Stone
#creepy #why?
When I saw this all I could think is ‘What the WHAT?!!”.
In the video Jim talked about the fact that she would ‘praise god everyday’ if he married her, and would love having ‘chubby, freckly” babies with Emma. I thought TMZ was bad with stalking celebs.
The real creep factor came from the fact she had just been talking ‘nicely’ behind his back just before Jim released this on Youtube. It just show’s you how small Hollywood is folks.
In an interview with ‘New York Magazine’ Emma was quoted as saying;
“Right before that video came out, we were at the MTV Movie Awards. Jason Sudeikis hosted … There was like five of us, and we just went on this tangent of talking nice behind Jim Carrey’s back. Jason was talking about how great [Carrey] was when he went to ‘Saturday Night Live‘ and how he was just like a comedic genius. Everyone was kind of weighing in, like ‘He’s the best. He’s amazing.’
And so when that happened, we all kind of talked to each other like, ‘Weird, that was the guy we were lauding for, like, 30 minutes.
One hopes this was a joke. Jim Carrey is notorious for being an ‘oddball’. Either way Emma will rise above this. She is a superstar and we hope the best for her.
If I weren’t a literary dork with a penchant for oddities in human form I would be reporting on something incredibly boring now. Like Kim Kardashian (why won’t she go away?!). Instead I am here to prod and poke you in to seeing the good stuff.
Especially in San Francisco. Growing up for 18 years in SF/Bay Area has given me a classic love hate syndrome with the city.
I’m here to talk about the love. It opened my mind to amazing artists such as Poppy Z. Brite, Gloria Steinem and our dearest, lovely, noir chic, artist freak, writing genius, Clint Catalyst.
Author of ‘Cottonmouth Kisses’, ‘Thrills, Pills and Chills and Heartache; Adventures in the First Person’, and 5 other books and novels he is NOT to be missed.
Clint will be performing in San Francisco this week. Here s how to see this magnificent maestro.
On June 18th;
Monday, June 18 2012 Porch Light Storytelling Series
I Do: The Wedding Show
Featuring – writer/stylist Clint Catalyst
Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa St., San Francisco CA Show at 8:00pm/doors at 7:00pm $15 general $7.50 Friends of Library members
And a whole bunch of other amazing people as well. They can be looked up below
I know not everyone wants to see intelligent artists speak/read/perform their work. This saddens me. However, if you enjoy expanding your mind, go. Run to it and enjoy.
Curious about Clint? Who isn’t?
To learn more about this multi-talented author, artist, actor, stylist and model go here:
My obsession with Karl Lagerfelds world is out of control. Thankfully, I am not the only one who thinks this way.
In Karl Lagerfelds old hometown of Hamburg, Germany, he now resides in one of Germany’s oldest wax museum’s in his sexy little finger-less gloves and fab black suit.
Fakin’ Karl
Karl is not only immortalized, loved and amazingly creative but he know’s the fashion market as well. Originally he had a classic German last name of ‘Lagefeldt’, but dropped the T to seem more commercial.
Despite his name change his is still honored in Hamburg’s 125 year old wax museum. His pretty little face took a year to make!! I guess they are big on detail
I love this man. He is by far the classiest bitch in the fashion industry with a super powered brain under that white ponytail. At 78 he still manages to conquer and expand the house of ‘Chanel’.
Even better, his next collaboration will be with….drum roll please…
Shu Uemura!!
No stranger to cosmetics, Monsieur Lagerfeld will be creating a special make up collection for the holidays called ‘Karl Lagerfeld for Shu Uemura’.
Simple enough.
Keep your eye’s open for it. No doubt it will be limited edition/super exclusive. Just like my dear Unkle Karl.
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