Category: Events

Happy Independence Day…KATIE HOLMES! We salute you.

We were all waiting for it to happen. Yes, her contract finally ran out.

Katie Holmes is a free woman and with her high heel diva, Suri, is leaving her closeted gay, megalomaniac, Scientologist husband, Tom Cruise. HOORAY!

She EVEN went shopping for 4th of July supplies today at Whole Foods like a normal West Hollywood actress.

“I’m all right,” the 33-year-old actress told the Daily News as she pushed a shopping cart carrying the couple’s adorable daughter Suri.
“Thank you,” she said graciously.

Aw. We’re glad you are ‘all right’, but are you?

Katie Holmes career has TANKED. Her fake marriage to Tom Cruise made sure of that. Two celebs, one spotlight. Guess who won that battle. Hopefully now that she off the barley water Suri will help her get her inner diva back.

Tommy boy is letting her go RIGHT during this whole Travolta scandal thing. Tom Cruise is gayer than Richard Simmons at The Abbey on a Saturday night. He also has a security team called Scientology. Scientology will be on her like Paris Hilton on vodka. They swear they aren’t tailing her, but we know better. He will not be letting her expose him and his not-so-secret, secrets.

That is the job of annoying bloggers like me.

No matter what they nasty details may be folks, we have Katie Holmes, cutie from Dawson’s Creek back.

Katie Holmes, WE SALUTE YOU!

Welcome back to reality. Xenu doesn’t live here.

Bounty Hunters are Fun to Watch; New Discovery Channel Show About to Hit The Network

 

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Normally I wouldn’t pass it on but this is too good not to share with you all.

I just received this e-mail for a new show about to hit the Discovery channel. It’s Bounty Hunters competing to get the most bounty’s for cold hard $$$$$.

Oh yeah.

Here’s the e-mail and when it premiere’s

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IT’s CONFIRMED IN THE TRADES…. PILOT EPISODE: JULY 8th SUNDAY AT 10:00PM on Discovery Channel….Episode 2 on following Sunday July 15th….. same time and so on. We will be waiting for a “Pick Up” order the days following
the first airing !!

THIS IS A WILD COMPETITION BETWEEN 3 BOUNTY HUNTER TEAMS :
Who compete to bring in the highest total
$$$ amount of bounties in 100 hrs.
………… The winning team gets a $10,000.00 Bonus !…………..

JULY 8th DISCOVERY CH. 10:00PM

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Please, Please pass this on… To everyone you know!!!!
Thank you

Heathyr in Hollywood

Man Cured of AIDS: Stem Cell Transplant Successful

Yes it’s real…

Timothy Brown received a stem cell surgery in 2007 for leukemia and ended showing no signs of the virus after making him the only man to have been cured from AIDS.

– Timothy Brown (Gerard Julien/AFP/Getty Images)

Timothy says he feels guilty being the only man ever to beat HIV/AIDS, but it was no fluke. Doctors found a genetic mutation that can help beat this.

Brown got lucky. The blood stem cells he received came from a donor with a special genetic mutation that made him resistant to HIV.

The genetic mutation occurs in less than 1  percent of Caucasians, and far less frequently in people of other races. Before Brown got his transplant in 2007, doctors tested nearly 70 donors for this genetic mutation before they found one who was a match.

There is hope for others as well. Doctors are looking into Umbilical Cord transplants as an option. Read the full article from ABCNews below;

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/08/man-cured-of-aids-i-feel-good/

 

Nora Ephron, Screenwriter of ‘When Harry met Sally’ Dead at 71, she will be missed

Nora Ephron you screenwriting genius, you will be missed. Today the Entertainment Industry lost a true gem of a writer, playwright and screenwriter. Nora Ephron died at 71 from Myeloid Leukemia.

Ephron made the most of her life and courageously encouraged her friends and fans to live their lives to the fullest.

Nora was quoted saying;

“You should eat delicious things while you can still eat them, go to wonderful places while you still can … and not have evenings where you say to yourself, ‘What am I doing here? Why am I here? I am bored witless!'” she told Reuters.

Sounds like Nora was not only brilliant but wise as well.

Nora Ephron left us with a legacy of amazing films such as “When Harry Met Sally’, “Michael”, “Sleepless in Seattle”, “Silkwood” and her last film, “Julie and Julia” with Meryl Streep. She also was a playwright.

We send condolences to her friends and family wish her the best where ever she may be.

 

Get Yo Ass to Ulta West Hollywood/Update

Sorry I have been a non-blogger kittens. I hate missing out on the good stuff and I promise to update over the next day or so.

In order to make up for my blogging lack there of, I am bringing you good news from the land of West Hollywood or the evil known as, ‘The West Hollywood Gateway’.

Today as I flew around town doing a million errands I landed in ‘Ulta’, West Hollywood.

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I can give you a million excuses. I’m a terrible beauty product slut and of course the #1 reason….I’m a girl.

Thankfully for once I come with great news that won’t break your bank account. At this moment this particular Ulta is undergoing a refurb in the middle of the store. Since it makes shopping there ‘inconvenient’ they have marked a ton of stuff down and are using this as a reason to have major ‘clearance sale’.

Oh hallelujah, and praise the Gods of Ulta. Although the discount is trickily stuck in the cheaper aisles to the far left, it’s there if you are willing to look.

I even scored a cheap indulgence for even cheaper than normal.

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– Normally around $5-10, Right now it’s priced at $2.50

This bath/shower gel is nice, light and leaves you smelling great. It’s even ok for sensitive skin and doesn’t upset people with perfume allergies.

Get your bootie out the door kittens. Ulta West Hollywood is usually open until 9pm, 7 days a week.

Looks like this will last just long enough, you can get your make up and body freak on for cheap. Now that’s something everyone can love.

Watch it LIVE, stream that is. Burberry Menswear SS2013, 6/23!

I don’t know who got off their pretty boney model butt and suggested live streaming fashion shows, but I love them. I mean bearing their children and cleaning their house ADORE them.

The greatest thing since the club sandwich is the live stream fashion show. Good news is the good one’s are just about to land for 2013 Spring/Summer Menswear lines.

On Saturday, 6/23 at 4:30pm Milan time/7:30AMPST, you can come back here (or Burberry’s site of course) and click this pretty picture and watch it all live. Catch all the pretty of Burberry’s SS2013 line.

Gorgeous male models in one of the top fashion houses in London? I think so.

Have fun kiddies, and see you there clogging up the stream.

BURBERRY, SS2013, MENSWEAR LIVE SHOW, 6/23

CLICK PICTURE BELOW

Jim Carrey is being creepy AGAIN, This Time for Emma Stone

Oh gurl call sakurity!

Emma Stone shot her first cover for Vogue’s July issue and is releasing her new Spiderman movie with Andrew Garfield. She really is on top of the entertainment world.

Look how gorgeous she is;

How could you not love this girl?

Poised to take over the world with her great personality and an amazing sense of self, we adore Emma. She is about as far from a train wreck as you can get. With this kind of fame and beauty, there was no way she could avoid a creepy stalker.

And that stalker is Jim Carrey. Yup, really. Jim decided to send Emma a video/msg that made me want to cleanse my eyes with bleach.

Video of Jim Carrey confessing adoration for Emma Stone

#creepy #why?

When I saw this all I could think is ‘What the WHAT?!!”.

In the video Jim talked about the fact that she would ‘praise god everyday’ if he married her, and would love having ‘chubby, freckly” babies with Emma. I thought TMZ was bad with stalking celebs.

The real creep factor came from the fact she had just been talking ‘nicely’ behind his back just before Jim released this on Youtube. It just show’s you how small Hollywood is folks.

In an interview with ‘New York Magazine’ Emma was quoted as saying;

“Right before that video came out, we were at the MTV Movie Awards. Jason Sudeikis hosted … There was like five of us, and we just went on this tangent of talking nice behind Jim Carrey’s back. Jason was talking about how great [Carrey] was when he went to ‘Saturday Night Live‘ and how he was just like a comedic genius. Everyone was kind of weighing in, like ‘He’s the best. He’s amazing.’

And so when that happened, we all kind of talked to each other like, ‘Weird, that was the guy we were lauding for, like, 30 minutes.

One hopes this was a joke. Jim Carrey is notorious for being an ‘oddball’. Either way Emma will rise above this. She is a superstar and we hope the best for her.

Let Clint Catalyst Fill Your Brain. SF/ Bay Area MUST SEE.

If I weren’t a literary dork with a penchant for oddities in human form I would be reporting on something incredibly boring now. Like Kim Kardashian (why won’t she go away?!). Instead I am here to prod and poke you in to seeing the good stuff.

Especially in San Francisco. Growing up for 18 years in SF/Bay Area has given me a classic love hate syndrome with the city.

I’m here to talk about the love. It opened my mind to amazing artists such as Poppy Z. Brite, Gloria Steinem and our dearest, lovely, noir chic, artist freak, writing genius, Clint Catalyst.

Author of ‘Cottonmouth Kisses’, ‘Thrills, Pills and Chills and Heartache; Adventures in the First Person’, and 5 other books and novels he is NOT to be missed.

Clint will be performing in San Francisco this week. Here s how to see this magnificent maestro.

On June 18th;

Monday, June 18  2012
Porch Light Storytelling Series

I Do: The Wedding Show

Featuring – writer/stylist Clint Catalyst

Verdi Club
2424 Mariposa St., San Francisco CA
Show at 8:00pm/doors at 7:00pm
$15 general
$7.50 Friends of Library members

And a whole bunch of other amazing people as well. They can be looked up below

http://www.facebook.com/porchlightsf

http://www.facebook.com/events/414839951890151

Then on

Wednesday, June 20  2012

The world will open up and let art be art again at this incredibly event uniquely named;

Faggot Dinosaur Anthology Reading/Release Party

Alley Cat Books
3036 24th St, San Francisco, CA
7 p.m.
$5

http://www.facebook.com/events/181551501972861/

Brown Paper Tickets: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/246336

I know not everyone wants to see intelligent artists speak/read/perform their work. This saddens me. However, if you enjoy expanding your mind, go. Run to it and enjoy.

Curious about Clint? Who isn’t?

To learn more about this multi-talented author, artist, actor, stylist and model go here:

http://www.clintcatalyst.com

For more info on his shows and who the other players/writers are, read his blog here:

http://www.clintcatalyst.com/blog/clint-catalyst-san-francisco-performances-june-2012

Karl Lagerfeld Has a Wax Face, Literally

My obsession with Karl Lagerfelds world is out of control. Thankfully, I am not the only one who thinks this way.

In Karl Lagerfelds old hometown of Hamburg, Germany, he now resides in one of Germany’s oldest wax museum’s in his sexy little finger-less gloves and fab black suit.

Fakin’ Karl

Karl is not only immortalized, loved and amazingly creative but he know’s the fashion market as well. Originally he had a classic German last name of ‘Lagefeldt’, but dropped the T to seem more commercial.

Despite his name change his is still honored in Hamburg’s 125 year old wax museum. His pretty little face took a year to make!! I guess they are big on detail

I love this man. He is by far the classiest bitch in the fashion industry with a super powered brain under that white ponytail. At 78 he still manages to conquer and expand the house of ‘Chanel’.

Even better, his next collaboration will be with….drum roll please…

Shu Uemura!!

No stranger to cosmetics, Monsieur Lagerfeld will be creating a special make up collection for the holidays called ‘Karl Lagerfeld for Shu Uemura’.

Simple enough.

Keep your eye’s open for it. No doubt it will be limited edition/super exclusive. Just like my dear Unkle Karl.

Oh Sookeh! You’re Pregnant? And premiere of True Blood TONIGHT!

Tonight is the premiere of Season 5 of true Blood and we’re all salivating, drooling and scratching at the TV screen for some hot fangbangin’ action.

Orrrrr, maybe we are just waiting for more of this.

Naked Eric, Faery Sookeh, and dark brooding Beeeehl, it’s all going down tonight on HBO. However I am curious how thing’s will go this season since they probably had to cover up this.

Yes our favorite ‘fucking Faery’, as Pam says, is pregnant and has been for a while.

After a wonderful on/off-screen romance, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin tied the knot in August 2010. Thousands of fans of True Blood sighed as the romantic couple married because nothing is better than your on-screen fav couple getting married ‘for real’.

With Anna Paquin pregnant, all of us that are hooked on the Blood cannot wait to see their uber cute baby. Even their co-stars are spouting cute comments.

Ryan Kwanten was quoted saying,

“{They}are going to make amazing parents!””They have a real lust for life.Yes, they’re adults, but they’re both very young at heart. I would love to be raised in that household!

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/true-bloods-ryan-kwanten-anna-paquin-and-stephen-moyer-will-make-amazing-parents-2012106#ixzz1xQk8GTEO

Bring on the pregnant Paquin, the edible Skarsgard and the forever brooding, class-act Stephen Moyer. I have my true blood t-shirt I got at ComicCon and I’m raring to go.

Will you be watching?

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp You Sexy Twisted Gemini (and my Dad too! He just rocks)

Today is a day of much elation. There will be gay pirates swilling beer, angsty artists donning their wide-brimmed hats and screaming girls just…screaming.

Today is Johnny Depp’s Birthday!

Groupies rejoice!

Johnny Depp turns an amazing and sexy, 49 years old. And I still would sleep with him. Just goes to prove, it’s not the age but the sexy. Johnny Depp carries so much sexy in his little finger he could make a million groupies swoon. Even better he is known to visit Hellyweird occasionally. Something tell’s me he may be with his gorgeous wifey Vanessa Paradis in France, with his kids.

Yup the Depp is a sexy Dad too!

We salute you Johnny Depp. The Burtonite’s, the Depp-ite Screamers, the Pirates & the Wonka’s of Mann’s Chinese and everyone who dresses up as Edward Scissorhands on Halloween.

Sigh…you sir, are #tehsex. Happy Birthday Johnny Depp.

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Addendum. I know it’s a lot of other uber cool Gemini’s Birthday today. Most importantly my Dad’s bday. Please stop by his Facebook and either send him a Happy Birthday Message or Post on his Wall. Let’s spoil him too!

My Dad, Robin Wolfe, Happy Birthday Daddio!

And his Facebook https://www.facebook.com/robin.wolfe

Lindsay Lohan Collides with 18 Wheeler and Escapes Unscathed.

How lucky IS this girl?

After many trips to the hospital for ‘exhaustion’, time in jail, a drug and alcohol habit that knows no bounds, Lindsay Lohan, 26, is still kicking…..after hitting an 18 wheeler.

The actress hit an 18 wheeler in her Porsche destroying her car on PCH. Her passenger window shattered completely and rear bumper was fully off according to slimy website TMZ.

Picture is worth 1000 words

They weren’t kidding. Thankfully Lohan escaped with minor bruises and abrasions. An ambulance was called but she went to the hospital in a separate car.

Recently Lohan was filming Liz and Dick hoping to resurrect her flailing career. Although I think it’s blasphemy, here is one of the first promo pictures from JustJared.com

Lindsay is reportedly ‘ok’.

I am not sure if this is a good thing. I was kind of hoping she would spend time there and ‘dry out’.

For updates follow her on Twitter @LindsayLohan or check the trending topics on Twitter. Here’s to Lindsay 2 millionth scrape with death. That is one lucky little redhead.

Time to VOTE!!!

Let’s get our butt’s out there to the polls today people! It’s time to get our vote on and make a difference.

What? It won’t make a DIFFERENCE?

I’ll tell you what my late grandfather told me.

“If you don’t vote, you have no right to bitch about what happens in politics. “

Polls are open 7am-8pm kittens. Find your polling place online. See you out there!

Sheryl Crow Has a BENIGN tumor

Diva, goddess and rocker Sheryl Crow recently let slip to an reporter Las-Vegas Review-Journal that she has a brain tumor.

Sheryl  stated,

“I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor,”

“I haven’t really talked about it. In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it’s benign, so I don’t have to worry about it.”

Naturally this has gotten blown out of proportion. It is BENIGN people. Since the press likes to make things BIG when NEGATIVE, I thought I would explain benign.

The term “benign” implies a mild and nonprogressive disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benign_tumor

Sheryl Crow is a fighter and has already battled breast cancer and kicked it’s ass. Here is hoping that this tumor not only is benign but she can terminate the little bugger.

 

 

New Photos Unearthed from XRCO Awards

I love trolling the internet. NOT as a troll. However when you are living in the land of unknown misnomer and clawing your way through the plastic boobies in Hollywood when you unearth new red carpet photos, it’s always a momentous occasion.

Here is the new red carpet photo’s I found. Hope you enjoy looking as much as I enjoyed taking them.

Thanks to Glenn Francis of Exposay.com. We wouldn’t get exposure if it weren’t for sexy bitches like you.