Things to Watch: L.A. Frock Stars on The Smithsonian Channel #Brash #Sass #Fashion #Celebs

I admit that most vices in life I have given up. However there are two things I will never let go of. Chocolate and television. And wine. And….oh blast let’s get back to television.

If you are like me you are addicted to every fashionably interesting show out there. I am still fuming there isn’t more ‘It’s a Brad, Brad, Brad World’ and am addicted to the new show The Face. I’m rooting for Coco seeing as she is sassy and quirky. Well Gods be praised a new show has popped up and it looks fabulous. And it’s set in L.A. which makes me an even bigger fan.

Enter Frock Stars L.A. with the ever wicked and cool owner Doris Raymond, owner of The Way We Wore. One of the hottest vintage shops in L.A. County which dresses some of the hottest celebrities (Adele, Dita Von Tease).

How can I describe the owner? She’s fashionable, savvy and a vintage GODDESS. She knows whats up and down and she should be interesting to watch.

Add a fab staff of vintage divas in the know. Styles and designers they carry and hope to find range from the 1920’s to the 1980’s. And with a constant search for ‘the holy grail’ of vintage, it’s a super win.

Check out the teaser for the show here.

L.A. Frock Stars: Sneak Peek

Premieres March 7 at 8 p.m. ET/PT. Are you watching? I will be.

Congrats to #Kimye, It’s a GIRL! #Kimye #BabyNews

Oh Kimmy no! Credit: Clint Brewer/Splash News — Oh Kimmy no!
Credit: Clint Brewer/Splash News

All the world is rapt by Kim Kardashians horrifying pregnancy outfits. Truly atrocious and all around bad it’s a whole lotta style ‘don’t’ for Fergie and other mom’s to be.

However I am pleased to bring some really good news. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West found out that they are having a girl! Props to the parents.

Now if we could only get poor Kim a new stylist who doesn’t hate her. Poor Kimmy. Do what you do best girl. Be a diva and fire her. All of us will thank you.

Valentine’s Gift Guide – What to do for Your Man in LA. #GiftGuide #FilmGuide #ValentineforHim #LosAngeles #MustSeeMovies

We all know how to work Valentine’s Day for the woman in your life. Chocolate’s, lingerie, card’s, romantic dinners and the favorite, Jewelry. Let’s face it, buying for the woman in your life is easy. Valentine’s Day is 90% geared to the feminine persuasion and we get happy and romantically stupid over the smallest things (see jewelry).

This real question for the ladies. What do you get your boyfriend? A tie (see NO)? A geek toy (they already own it and haven’t told you)? Golfing lessons with Tiger Woods? Ok, he might like that one. Real dedication and love are none of these things ladies. What he really want’s is a date night involving a totally ludicrous, sexual, violent guy flick. And I have just the thing.

Sushi Girl is everything he ever wanted.

Gratuitous violence. Yeah there is plenty of that thanks to Tony Todd, Andy Mackenzie, Sonny Chiba and the most AWESOME Danny Trejo. Sex? A hot Courtney Palm leads as the ‘Sushi Girl’ laid out as myotaimori (a sushi table/girl). Witty Banter? Add Mark Hamill as the toady, simpering and wicked smart Crow. A secret knight in shining armor with a penchant for nose candy, James Duval. And our hero? Fish played by the ever awesome Noah Hathaway.

What happens when you put together a crew of seasoned professionals like Tony Todd who has a masterful career spanning 20+ years, Andy Mackenzie who has been in over 70 film and TV features ( from The Mentalist, CSI, True Blood), Mark Hamill who will forever be known for his awesome portrayal as young Skywalker, James Duval who will forever be Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko in my mind and Noah Hathaway who known his portrayal as Atreyu in the Never Ending story?

Mother-effing-magic.

How do I know ‘HE’ will like it? I was lucky enough to catch a screening at the Directors Guild. It made me squeamish, happy, sad and scream bad ass at the end. It’s been called Tarinto-esque and it really is. I’ll describe this feature as a ‘happy slice of hell’.

But why trust me? Check out the trailer here;

So ladies what do we do here in LA for the man we love? Take him to a rocking, socking, blow ’em up, hit you where it counts feature. The great part? It’s at Mann’s Chinese Theater and you can buy tickets online. And guys…if she doesn’t buy it…go now before it’s too late.

What are you waiting for? It’s a limited engagement playing from the 2/8-2/14.
Go buy here.

Sushi Girl Tickets Online

David Beckham, Guy Ritchie and H&M Present; David Beckham in his Undies! #DavidBeckham #Nude #Wet #Yesplease

I really have to give props to H&M. They are not only killing the middle market for affordable and damn good-looking clothing, but they are killing it with having David Beckham doing their ad campaign’s. Ad a talented Guy Ritchie making the video and this was a win. Also slightly hilarious.

This campaign video brings us Beckham not only half-nude, but wet in his undies looking….well like David Beckham. I love the Ferris Bueller element and the fact that they threw in a few Hollywood jokes for us In LALALand.

Abs ass and all, This is a sure win for H&M, every blogger, all women kind and of course a very, VERY luck Victoria Beckham.

Thank you David Beckham. The world is a better place because of this.

Check out the gallery below of some of H&M’s shots.

Valentine’s Gifties Galore! Erotic Roses or Art for Your Sweetheart #New #Fresh #Sensual

As fashonistas everywhere gear up for NYFW, typing up schedule’s, faxing confirmation and sending last-minute email’s to their besties, the rest of us sad suckers at home are readying ourselves for Valentine’s Day.

Whether it is a day of loathing or a day of joy for you, everyone deserves a little love on February 14th. But what do you get the woman or man who has it all?

A spa day? Not quite in the budget, and last-minute cards and candies from the drug store may get you a slap in the face anyway. Let’s try something different, interesting and slightly sensual and well within our budget.

Handmade erotic roses on a chain a la Sphinx Art.

When I first saw the promotional photos I worried the size was too large (cough).

It turned out to be a dainty and sweet little necklace. Well made, classy and definitely worth owning & wearing. Sweet, petite and a little scandalous. They come in multiple colors (mine is purple) and come in a black sheer bag. Guys don’t worry, this leaves no doubt it’s JEWELRY, not THE ring.

What about your Man? He deserves something sensual and unique.

Erotic art sure to get your man motivated. All art is original and is handmade. It is small enough to find and area to ‘display’ what your hot, sexy and VERY smart GF gave you without scaring guests.

If you stare at it long enough it’s better than Viagra.
There are countless pieces to check out. Find more for your Valentine’s Day special order here;

MIA because of injury #ow #suck #hiatus

Dear friends, fans and fashion kittens. As life would have it, I was recently damaged. Wouldn’t you know its my left arm, which coincidentally I use for a little thing called typing. (I’m typing this w one hand, yes you can laugh). So while I heal I am on a 2 week hiatus of lotsa meds, water and couch potato-ing. I will be back with fashion and news but for now, this little redhead needs rest & TV.

In the meantime go check out my new awesome magazine I’m on staff for, Fast Lane Magazine! Click below for the land of luxury;

http://fastlanemag.com/

I BIELIEB…..That’s a Blunt. Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Weed #NYE

justin-bieber-smoking-weed-3-500x440 — Photos Courtesy of TMZ….obviously (nice watermark guys)

Oh how the Bieber has fallen. Justin Bieber did the dirty and smoked some weed, which is really not that dirty for an ex-Disney kid.
Let’s look at the Ex-Disney kid record. I mean Xtina went full-blown, um, blown up. Divorced, she reached for the bottle and passed out in another stars bedroom on his birthday on a mountain of other people’s jackets. Britney shaved her head and spoke like Madonna (who has no excuse) for a wee bit. Justin, well he’s supposedly a jerk, anal retentive type who cheats on his NOW wifey A LOT. Lilo…um, yeah. No explanation needed.
Overall, I would say that the Biebs loving his blunt is small time. However he is hanging out with Lil Twist now. AND crashing his car and killing paparazzo’s. Oh yeah that.
I suppose this is the gateway to a full blow Bieb-splotation. What do you think?
Here’s more pictures from TMZ.com of Justin getting his NYE freak on;

Happy 2013!

Just a quick post to all of you out there staring at the internet today whilst brain dead from too much 2012. Happy New Year and here’s to another successful year of debauchery, fashion and writing.

Xo kittens,

Heathyr Wolfe

New Year’s Eve at Perch Rooftop Bar in Downtown LA Speakeasy. #OpenBar #TopShelf #HorsDoueveres #ScotchTasting #CigarRolling

Every year it’s a whole lotta, “What the hell am I doing for New Years?!!”, in Los Angeles. Mansion Party or House Party? Bar or Restaurant? Swank or Dive Bar? I have the answer to all of that.

Welcome to Perch LA’s New Years Eve. And little ole me is helping host this with the gorgeous Jenn Robyn Laskey and Jin Yu!

This NYE get off your cute bootie and come see me.

Make this holiday tres elegant with a special event that includes an open bar, cigars, scotch, oysters, Kobe beef sliders and you and your date treated A-List style all night long in a 1920’s Great Gatsby Speakeasy!

Yes! This is everything you have been looking for. There is:
Djs, LIVE Bands, Burlesque and Cabaret at PERCH and the 360 degree views on the 16th Floor Rooftop Deck.

– The GRAND OPENING of the 13th Floor Speakeasy Lounge (Think a Vintage French Inspired version of The Sayers Club)

The 13th Floor? On New Years? Sounds Dangerous….I LOVE it!

– FULL Complimentary Premium Bar (Grey Goose level brands+)

– FULL Complimentary Premium Hors D’oeuvres (Kobe Beef Sliders, Oysters+)

– Complimentary Cigar Rolling Stations and Scotch Tastings

– Burlesque and Cabaret by the Bella Donnas

– Dj Brazilia who is gorgeous and talented

There is a midnight balloon drop too!

I’m excited to partake of this awesome ringing in of the New Year. For 1 ticket I get free booze, cigars, entertainment, a world class DJ, Burlesque (everyone loves classy broads with boobs), scotch and balloons.

REMEMBER; Jackets, Flappers & Vintage Preferred. This after all a costume Great Gatsby Affair. Not required, but preferred.

Enter Promo Code: “JL” for discounted tickets of $125 ($150 for everyone else). On New Years Eve day the pricing becomes $175!!!!! YIKES!! Order now kittens! Feel free to contact Jennifer Robyn Laskey with any questions. She’s awesome and on it.

She can be reached at : jenn@redlightpromotions.com
213.321.5886

http://perchnye.eventbrite.com/

Table packages Available.

++To learn more about this breathtaking venue::
http://www.perchla.com

What to do on New Years Even in Los Angeles? Party with Me! #WeHo #SunsetBlvd #Falcon #Me

Every year I have a crisis on what to d, where to go and how to dress. This year I have the dress, the shoes, hair but what about a kick ass venue and money. Well I believe on keeping it cheap and fly. Makes more money for drinks available. It also means everyone I know has a good time because I am hilarious when I am drunk.

This years venue came to me magically. Kind of like, if the Gillette sensor centaur handed you a margarita in Cabo.

This years New Year’s Eve party includes; DJs, Bands, Fashionisatas, Artists, possible pot luckery, a fab venue and my people, of course. The best part? It’s $10 at the door and there is VALET! Did I mention its one of the few venues on NYE open until 4am?

Jeebus it’s so amazing it sounds unreal right? Well its 1000% for real and happening at Falcon Restaurant on West Sunset Boulevard.

How do I get in?! Where do I go? Here’s the details. Let’s party the night away together and ring in a fabulous 2013;

Enough awesome people agreed there needed to be a local, inexpensive & FUN celebration and here it is!!! Only $10 which is AMAZING for New Years in Hollywood. And we’re going until 4 AM!! Valet Parking Available.

DJs
Kevin Venable
Shannon Jensen
Michael Simpson
Theo Harper
Shok
(& more)

Performances by
Night Club – http://facebook.com/nightclubband
Juliette Angeli – http://facebook.com/rldband
Shok

Late Night Dance Contests
Would you like to DJ, dance, perform magic, bring food, do standup or tell a story during the night? Bring it!!

Get Directions at;
http://www.falconslair.com/

http://facebook.com/mylivetube

It all started here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152306691955551&set=a.223154675550.289326.893790550&type=1

Kardashian Christmas Card #whitechristmas

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Never let it be said they Kardashians are not close. Maybe they don’t all love each other but this takes a HUGE amount of combined effort to put on a Christmas card like this. I mean this public display of celebrity is over the top! Go mama Kris.

A few things I would like to point out;
1) Silver and white. With champagne glasses. Soooooo, that means it’s actually a New Year’s Eve card? I say that as an awkward question because the card is making me feel awkward. And not Christmas-y.
2) Kris and Bruce are REALLY far apart. Is this a result of their not so happy marriage? Inquiring minds want to know!
3) Kim is has no boyfriend in this!! My god what will Kanye think? More importantly what will his ego say?
4)Kim’s dead kitten ‘Mercy’ is sitting in the box. Is she the ghost of Christmas past? Wouldn’t it have been smarter to photoshop her out. It’s making me sad.

Supposedly Lamar and Khloe couldn’t make it and were photshopped in. Why couldn’t they remove a dead kitten. And Scott Disick (hate him). Ugh.

There you have it folks. Love them or hate them the Kardashian’s wish you a Merry Christmas. Here’s hoping we all have a ‘White Christmas and very merry New Year with our families.

It’s Not Thanksgiving Until There is a Fist Fight. Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. #SMACKDOWN

Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. What a lovely threesome they create. However as pretty as these three might be there is NO LOVE between them. In fact just to make Thanksgiving EXTRA special for Halle and Nahla, there was a Thanksgiving fight.

After everything this couple has been through they continue to make the worst of it. Nahla was getting dropped off when Olivier tried to ease things by saying, ‘We need to move on causing Gabriel to snap and get brutal on Olivier. We are talking full on WWE in the driveway minus the chair.

Check out the smackdown that went on via TMZ.com ;

According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.

In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/22/gabriel-aubry-arrested-fight-halle-berry-olivier-martin/#ixzz2D5QzdVpN

Whoa. Damn.

The judge on the case has issued a 100 hour protective order on Aubry’s ass to stay away from Halle, Olivier and cute little Nahla. Specifics are still hazy because most of the shit talking argument was in French. This is why it’s important to learn another language folks.

In the end Aubry was booked by the police and then taken to the ER where he was placed right down the hall from Olivier who gave HIM the worst smack down of his life. Irony much?

I cannot see this looking good for Aubry or Nahla. Too bad it had to end this way. Do you think the judge will reconsider Halle’s move to France now? I would say she has a good case because Gabriel Aubry just shot himself in the pretty little Italian loafer.

David Beckham Leaves LA Galaxy, Becomes Face of Breitling

We are terribly sad to see David Beckham go in LA. His last game with L.A. Galaxy will be for the MLS Cup. After that where will he go? Is Beckham settling down with his fab wifey and kids?!

Of course not.

Beckham and his fab abs have gone and become the new face of Breitling time pieces.

I am happy to say we have a editorial video of the shoot for the company. Complete with removal of Beck’s shirt. Thank goodness. This just saved my Monday.

Enjoy the video below!

Leighton Meester Works Flaunt Magazine Like #thesex

It’s a slow news day. Hostess, COPS and Britney Spears are all cancelled in one way or another. Everyone in the grand ol US of A is prepping houses and food for Thank-turkey, and no one is acting trashy enough to make the news. Except the Kardashians. They are always trashy, so that isn’t news.

So instead of trying to pry news from the net with the jaws of death I found Leighton Meester actually looking sexy. That of course is because she is in one of my favorite publications, Flaunt Magazine.

Flaunt Magazine has the amazing ability to make anything and anyone look gorgeous. Between amazing shoots and heavy photoshopping they always win. This also conforms one of my favorite fashion trends of winter, goat hair. We are talking leather and goat hair, jackets, boots and purses are ON trend. Or at least the geniuses (no sarcasm) over at Flaunt think so.

Enough talk of accessories for winter. Here is Leighton Meester looking undoubtedly sexy.
Flaunt dishes it up smoking, sexy hot. Check it;

Damn.

Props to Flaunt Magazine. You guys get an A++ for effort and a gold star for ass. Except next time leave the girl/girl photo out. Leighton failed that.

In the meantime I will try digging up decent news. Enjoy the Meester and congrats to Flaunt for killing it…yet again.

Is Your Prius a POS? 2.77 Million Toyota Vehicles RECALLED

How many times have I yelled at Prius drivers in West Hollywood for driving like asses, parking in two spots and making a left turn from the far right lane? Countless. How happy am I that I may have had good reason to be screaming in my AUDI? Never Ending Joy doesn’t cover it.

Toyota, Japan’s number one auto maker, has recalled 2.77 Million of their Toyota Corolla & Prius model’s due to fault’ int the steering and water-pump systems.

Bloomberg Business Week spoke with a Representative in Japan who told them;

The Prius hybrid and Corolla compact sedans are among the 14 models subject to inspection and repair, Naoto Fuse, a spokesman for the Toyota City, Japan-based company, said by phone today. The carmaker will recall 1.52 million vehicles in Japan and 1.25 million vehicles overseas, including 670,000 Prius vehicles in the U.S.

That’s a lot of Prius and Corolla’s being pulled off the road. Time to get shopping for a new car commuters. Turns out your status symbol/commuter car isn’t as reliable as you thought.

Don’t cry West Hollywood. There are tons of hybrids out there. You just never looked. Or you could get savvy and take public transport (no, not that!). But….nobody walks in LA.

What will you do if they have to recall your car?

In the meantime enjoy this song inspired by the recall.
Missing Persons Walking in LA (Nobody walks in LA);

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