Rocking year! 2013 in review via WordPress. AKA, how much do you guys read this #SMedia #Stats #International

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I am proud to say that since it’s inception two years ago, you all have made Heathyr Wolfe.com a raging success! I have everyone one of you dedicated, amazing and slightly twisted readers to thank. Being able to write helps but I couldn’t do it without you all!

Thanks again for a great year and here’s too much, much, more in 2014!

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The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

Madison Square Garden can seat 20,000 people for a concert. This blog was viewed about 67,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Madison Square Garden, it would take about 3 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Lana Del Rey’s Short Film ‘Tropico’ is Hot, Hot, Hot and #NSFW #LanaDelRey #ShaunRoss (Video)

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Only the singing Goddess known as Lana Del Rey could bring together John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis and half-naked Shaun Ross together in a short film. Tropico is an epic Adam & Eve-esque story riddled with religious iconography. And it…is….HOT.

Good Lord, watch!

Lana Del Rey is the sexiest Mary alive and frankly I can’t get enough of the radness the is Shaun Ross. Who is Shaun Ross exactly (because we know Lana and love her already).

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Shaun Ross is quite the budding actor and he is a GORGEOUS, supermodel albino. Making him hot & weird. Just my type. (Dear Santa….want)

Happy Holidaze from HeathyrWolfe.com, and here’s to the filthy gorgeous Lana Del Rey!

Double the Fun with House of Eleven. SS 2014 Preview at the Falls in DTLA #PrivateShowing #CelebSightings #Bespoke

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Bespoke Listeni/biˈspk/ is a British English word that means a clothing item made to a buyer’s specification (personalised or tailored). While the term historically is applied to only men’s tailored clothing, it now generally includes footwear and other apparel, implying measurement and fitting.

Welcome to the world of House of Eleven. A bespoke clothing line that has not only won my heart, but is now No. 1 on my Xmas shopping list.

Started by the Silva Twins, Darcey and Stacey, around 2 years ago, this line has coming out as a ‘cut’ above the rest. They are winning over the fashion industry at large, but also, a HUGE celebrity clientele.

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Me and the Twins courtesy the fabulous Michael Bezjian/WireImage

The event was at the historic downtown LA bar/club, The Falls. When I arrived it was already packed. So much for being fashionably late.

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The crowd included everyone from local reality stars, to buyers, fashion TV and agency photographers. Some of the admirers and celebrities present were  Angie Everhart, Vianey Arana(Miss California Latina)and  Apollonia Kotero.  Caroline D’Amore showed up earlier and I missed her. She is the runway model who notoriously flipped off reality trash Scott Disick and a Jenner, for being drunk and disorderly in the front row of a runway she was walking recently. Besides being gorgeous, I love her for that, and wish I could have told her so.

I caught Jennifer Jimenez, RHOBH friend of Brandi Glanville, with my cell totally by accident.

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Caught off guard, I see you Ms. Jimenez!

However the reason I go to these is not the celeb heavy crowd. That is an easy draw in LA but I truly came for the clothes.

House of Eleven is beyond what I hoped. The Spring/Summer 2014 collection consists over piece’s with breathable leather in creams, grays, blacks, and some really nice splashes of coral pink. Everything is well-stitched, tasteful with an edge, includes sexy and playful leather trim and made for all body types. The thought of wearing leather during a hot day or night in Los Angeles seems unbearable. Yet, looking at the make of the design you see House of 11 has made it light and breathable, without sacrificing design.

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SS 2014 Leather and Cotton long sleeve

I did get to corner the fabulous twins, Darcey and Stacey Silva, for a moment to grill them about the their line. Turns out this line is a true LA story.

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Born and raised here in LA, they began House of Eleven just a little under two years ago.

After only three fashion seasons, they are bi-coastal, with boutiques in LA and NY. I am beyond impressed to find out have incredible backing by; fabulous celebrity clientele, international recognition, work with amazing PR representation and are busy, busy, busy.

Here’s where the story brings the ‘awwwz’. They are single, hard-working moms, with NO previous design/seamstress experience, and are completely self-taught. With incredible designs that are double stitched, bespoke with perfect designs(leather can buckle and get wavy if seams are done badly) and lines for Women, Men and Children, you have to wonder how they do it.

Obviously, quite well.

After talking to Darcey and Stacey they handed me a lovely packaged ‘Hof11’ gift box with their cards. Way to sway this blogger ladies. I love gifts!

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Thank you ladies. You are amazing.

I met one of the CEO’s, Michael and we talked business,’Hof11′ background, and how badly I wanted his ‘Hof11’ shirt. Last, but never least, I was given a drink and double kiss from my fav PR peep’s at Genevieve/HSMPR.  If you haven’t heard of them you should. They are responsible for creating events for clients like VOGUE/CFDA FASHION FUND Finalist Presentation, Philanthropic Society Los Angeles’ (PSLA) 4th annual Autumn Party with Stella McCartney, and of course presenting these two bombshell designers from House of Eleven SS 2014 collection.

I have to thank them for putting on an amazing event and introducing me to the talented Silva twins. And House of Eleven my newest addition to my wardrobe this spring/summer.

Are you ready to shop and hit up House of Eleven? Click the picture below and head over. Christmas IS right around. Happy Shopping!
PS – They give you 20% off your first order if you sign up with them so save some dosh and do it. We LOVE a good deal!

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Damien Hirst x Alexander McQueen Scarf Collab. Beauty in Nature #New #Beautiful #MustHave

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I make no excuses, nor will I ever lie about my total and complete dedication to the House of McQueen. There is virtually nothing in their collections I do not covet.

The house of McQueen just released a new scarf collection. The collection features a collaboration with iconic artist Damien Hirst. Hirst’s career reigned supreme in the UK in 90s and continues to impress, and be iconic, in the art scene.

The new collection features a nature theme with symmetrical designs in the classic McQueen skull motif. Add the effervescent talent of Sølve Sundsbø who shot the collection AND directed an editorial video for the scarves. He is by far one of the great’s in the industry who constantly produces amazing photography. I am impressed with Burton, of the House of McQueen, to tap such amazing talent.

With such beautiful representation, I am in complete submission, and awe, of this collection.

Watch the video below

MTV EMA’s – Miley’s Camel Toe & Iggy Azalea Unfortunate Wardrobe Malfunction (w NSFW pic)

It seem’s in you are no one in the industry without a wardrobe malfunction. Whether you spilleth over a la Tara Reid, or you flash yourself coming out of the car a la Britney and Anne Hathaway, everyone has an ‘unfortunate‘ moment.

You also know (or maybe don’t because you have a life) the fabulous, star-studded, music heavy, MTV EMA’s were last night.

Located in Amsterdam (where’s Snoop Lion?), The MTV EMA’s did bring an amazing array of talented artists last night. And some wardrobe malfunctions!

First, Miley tried to steal the spotlight with camel toe…

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And later at the MTV EMA’s last night by puffing a spliff on stage. We all know the real deal though. She’s rebelling against a country singin’ daddy and is well, she’s just trying too hard. She’s about as ghetto as Ariana Grande and we are getting seriously bored with her twerking.

The real star? Iggy Azalea on the red carpet, and HER wardrobe malfunction.

You all know I have nothing but respect for Iggy Azalea. She is currently my favorite hustler on the scene working with T.I., Pharrel and a bevvy of other hot hip hop stars. She’s got the booty of a goddess, is a gorgeous and very talented model, has a great sense of humor, and has a sick flow, as my roomie says. She also knows how to dress better than 90% of musicians out there having been in the fashion industry.

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Wearing a gorgeous gown (still looking for the designer) on the red carpet she dazzled the crowd. Unfortunately as leggy, toned and fabulous as she is in this dress she had very little control over it and flashed everyone her very toned and well coiffed ‘PU$$Y’ (what? It’s a song reference).

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Awww. You thought I was going to give you the real thing? Well I am. Click the link below if you are over 18, and don’t have your boss looking over you shoulder. It’s very NSFW.

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Ima Change Your Life with Iggy Azalea to Rock Your Day (video) #Explicit #NSFW

Lately I have been mega inspired. I owe some of that to Los Angeles Fashion Week. I owe some of it to my favorite ghetto booty girl Iggy Azalea.

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First she was signed to Wilhelmina Models. Then she ditched modeling for music. For years she’s been working with some of the hardest music gangsta’ in the industry. Now she’s finally owning it. And I’m loving her ratchet, booty shaking, sick-flowing ways.

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I’m hooked. And you should be too.

So….

Until I can get back to you and post all the fab photos from the Octavio Carlin Show (I was front row), I’ll leave you with this.

 

 

Remember to change your life kittens! Once you go great, you never go good.

I’mma change your life, I’mma change it
I’mma change your life (life)

[T.I.]
Yo, Hustle Gang homie, real talk, no bullshit

[Verse 1: Iggy Azalea]
You used to dealing with basic bitches
Basic shit all the time

I’m a new classicupgrade your status
From a standby to a frequent flyer

Hop out your past life
And I’ll renovate your future

Then I integrate my genius shit
We purchasin’ not perusing
Yeah I love your hustle, baby
Just let me add a little bit of muscle, baby

Joint venture, we’ll partner up until the shares are up
And I up your wages
On a private island, Dolo

One across the Cono
Them broads before me was locals
Through customs accustom your wardrobe, damn
Stamped passports where they all pass ports
Til the clocks fast forward
There’ll be dark blue shores
Where they don’t do chores
We just get chauffered
Damn, this is the life
Exclusive shit with all access granted

In the country where the accents are grand
And they landin’ on top of all the mansions

[Hook x4]
I’mma change your life, I’mma change it
I’mma change your life (life)

[Verse 2: T.I.]
If you could listen more than you speak
I get you everything that you need
I’m talking ’bout red bottoms LV

Even extensions plugs in your weave
I be blowing on strong weed when we ride
And everybody just lookin’
But when that nigga go holla
They like “Nah shawty, she tooken”

I’mma get you you up out that corner shop
Put you up in Neiman Marcus where you supposed to shop
Hey let me show you that watch
You supposed to wear
hey get up out
That Honda Civic get your ass in here

Tell your Mom and Dad that you strange
Don’t worry ’bout it you got it
You fly over in coach and fly back in a jet,
Hustle Gang on your chest,
Ain’t no time for no stress

[Iggy Azalea]
We spend our winters in the Summer of Australia
Eating crumpets with the sailors
On acres without the neighbors
We fast-forward four years more
We a long way from piss poor
And all the shit that we endured
I told you what you was in for so

[Hook x4]
I’mma change your life, I’mma change it
I’mma change your life (life)

Once you go great, you never go good
You never go back, even if you could
I’ll show you my way, I got that good-good
You never go back, even if you could

Have you ever wished your life would change?
Woke up and you lived your dreams
Baby I could help you make that change
I can show you how to do this thing

Have you ever wished your life would change?
Woke up and you lived your dreams
Baby I could help you make that change
I can show ya, show ya (show ya, show ya…)

[Hook x4]
I’mma change your life, I’mma change it
I’mma change your life (life)

Once you go great, you never go good
You never go back, even if you could
I’ll show you my way, I got that good-good
You never go back, even if you could

[Outro]
Once you go great, you never go good
I’mma change your life, I’mma change it
I’mma change your life (life)
I’ll show you my way, I got that good-good
I’mma change your life, I’mma change it
I’mma change your life (life)

God Save McQueen. Spring/Summer 2014 Collection #SS2014

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As always the brilliance that is the house of McQueen dazzles us on the runway this year. A collection made of primary colors with a dash of monochromatic in mesh, which was reflected in many collections on the runway this year. Adding a flair of turn of the century designs, patterned mesh and the predominant use of boxy crop tops with plenty of skin, the house of McQueen has struck an artistic note in this years SS 2014 collection.

Well done, Sarah Burton. Carry one and be magnificent.

Watch below.

Blackberry Making Itself Obsolete, Cutting 40% Of Jobs WorldWIde #TechCrisis #Loss #BlackBerry

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This looks like the beginning of the end for Blackberry .

Blackberry was originally a tech market giant, hailed as the least hackable cell phone with the highest security. Used by international leaders and high-powered CEO’s it seems they may become another obsolete piece of machinery. Recently Blackberry has fallen into the big nasty pot of economic crisis. According to BBC News, they are cutting 40% (or more) of their international job force. That equals approximately 4,500 jobs that will be cut creating a loss of almost $100 million dollars.

According to BBC News;

It also anticipates a loss of as much as $995m (£621m) when it reports its second-quarter earnings next week.

Shares plummeted 20% after the announcement.

In a time when the global economy is already collapsing this looks like it might be the end of Blackberry. Time to switch over to DROID or iPhone? We think so. What are you thoughts?

Read the full article in

BBCNews.com here

Chanel’s ‘Once Upon a Time’, Beautiful and Creative #Fashion #Video #KeiraKnightly

Since I am in the throes of viewing runway video, I thought I would bring you a Chanel treat.

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Me think Karl Lagerfeld aspires to be more of a director and less art director.

With ‘Once Upon a Time’ Lagerfeld shows a forgotten time splashed with idealism, the sweet hopes of a new business, high society vs. the everyday Parisienne, and dazzles with his collection of Chanel for men and women.

Step into the turn of the century with Keira Knightly as Coco Chanel and enjoy a delightful piece showcasing talent and fashion.

Mert & Marcus for Septembers ‘Interview’ Magazine #Sexy #Supermodels #MertMarcus

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You cannot do better than hiring the geniuses that are Mert & Marcus in my book of people to shoot models. Their campaigns are brilliant, full of life, always sexy and trump the competition.

This September Mert & Marcus have taken over the cover of ‘Interview’ magazine to shoot the top supermodels in the industry. In a series of seven different covers depicting each model solo and in black & white the pictorial is striking. Inside you will find revealing confessionals from runway goddess featured. From Naomi to Daria to Linda you cannot miss buying ‘Interview’, even if it’s only for their covers.

End of the Comic World is Nigh, Ben Affleck Cast as Batman #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck

And we have a casting FAIL!!

Yes the Ben Affleck, Oscar winner of ‘Argo’ and dad to Jennifer Garner’s kids, has been cat as Batman in ‘Batman vs Superman’.

Wait for it……

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Oh Marvel what on EARTH have you done?!! Although many debate his acting skills are on par half the world is chiming in with a very loud ‘NO’!

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Twitter has been taken over by the trend #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck, with suck glorious tweets as ;

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1 Paula Deen
2 A cats butthole
3 Ben Affleck’s mom
4 A No. 2 Pencil
5 Don Knotts
6 Caulk
7 All of China
8 AC/DC

Hilarity is ensuing but how bad is it really?

Even the industrious liberal’s over at Change. org, who normally are all about politics, have stopped long enough to throw up a petition for Warner Brothers Studio to fire him.

Sign Change.org’s No Affleck as Batman petition here

As a very loud-mouthed Geek Girl, believe Grumpy Cat would be better. At least he comes with his own scowl.

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Come on guys, you have until 2015, when it comes out to fix this!! In the meantime how badly do YOU think this movie will tank if Ben Affleck keeps the role of Batman? Voice your opinion HERE;

‘Etro’ for What Ails you, 2013/14 Fall/Winter Collection

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After covering Chanel and giving the classic side of fashion for fall, it seemed appropriate to give you ladies and gents an eyeful of Fall madness as well.

The ETRO label has always had an eye for creativity in design. Giving us a taste of their brilliance for fall, their designs encompass color and print with angular edges and futuristic diva-tude. They are all about flair and dare and leave the conventional behind.

Helmed by Gimmo Etro, who started the label in 1968, these designs are an alternative to the sullen colors of fall we often see. Think of ETRO as the cure to all your fall blues, scarlet’s and blacks.

Think you can embrace the insanity? ETRO does too. Check out the runway below.

REJOICE Little Monsters, Applause Video is Out and FAB-u-lous! #LadyGaga #Applause #BrandNewVideo

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What can I say but REJOICE!! ‘Applause’ is out and upon us. Feast your eyes on the newness that is Lady Gaga’s first new viddy in almost 2 years. The song is perfect GAGA but the wardrobe is just dead on effing beautiful. I’m not sure which I like better.
You may now officially cream your panties kittens. Or as Gaga says…just ‘Applause’.

Lady Gaga Newness, ‘Applause’ Drops for the Masses #HappyMonsters #ClubHit #BodyRock

I know you want it. I know it’s a must.

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That’s right Lady Gaga goodness just dropped and it’s wicked good. Welcome to the newness that it ‘Applause’. A sick beat, rife with club goodness that screams Lady Gaga and head’s back to the original fun that we fell in love with in the first place. Ass shakin’, body quaking, yes, yes, yes with a twist of top 40.

Are you on board yet? Of course you are. Just listen!

Cara Delevigne for W Magazine. Poses Topless for ‘Style Rebel’. #InDepth #Realness #Nude

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Cara Delevigne is one of the most sought after models in the industry right now.

With her 21st birthday coming on the 21st Cara talks with W magazine about modeling, dreams, her family and just plain Cara (think awkward confessional). She sheds some truthful light on who she is in this beautiful pictorial by W magazine. All eyebrows and awkwardness Cara Delevigne is embracing her inner uncool fool. With her insane Instagram that rivals most and love for drums Cara gets raw. Exposing herself to be simple, creative, extroverted, adventurous (sometimes too an extreme) and sometimes just down right lewd. Cara bares all in this gorgeous 15 picture editorial.

Check out the full article here;

W Magazine ‘Style Rebel’ Article