Author: HEATHYR WOLFE

Heathyr works as has experience working in as an Editor, Digital Journalist, Marketing/Research, and Social Media Marketing. She enjoys International Travel, lingustics, reading, and has visited 14 countries.

End of the Comic World is Nigh, Ben Affleck Cast as Batman #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck

And we have a casting FAIL!!

Yes the Ben Affleck, Oscar winner of ‘Argo’ and dad to Jennifer Garner’s kids, has been cat as Batman in ‘Batman vs Superman’.

Wait for it……

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Oh Marvel what on EARTH have you done?!! Although many debate his acting skills are on par half the world is chiming in with a very loud ‘NO’!

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Twitter has been taken over by the trend #BetterBatmanThanBenAffleck, with suck glorious tweets as ;

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1 Paula Deen
2 A cats butthole
3 Ben Affleck’s mom
4 A No. 2 Pencil
5 Don Knotts
6 Caulk
7 All of China
8 AC/DC

Hilarity is ensuing but how bad is it really?

Even the industrious liberal’s over at Change. org, who normally are all about politics, have stopped long enough to throw up a petition for Warner Brothers Studio to fire him.

Sign Change.org’s No Affleck as Batman petition here

As a very loud-mouthed Geek Girl, believe Grumpy Cat would be better. At least he comes with his own scowl.

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Come on guys, you have until 2015, when it comes out to fix this!! In the meantime how badly do YOU think this movie will tank if Ben Affleck keeps the role of Batman? Voice your opinion HERE;

DSquared2 You Make Me Crazy! Dsquared2 Pre Collection Fall Winter 2013/14 Womenswear with Jasmine Tookes #Cray-Cray #Video

I thought I had seen it all. Thanks to Youtube and DSquared2, I now know that I haven’t.

This very insane and unique video with Jasmine Tookes and Cara D. bring the cray-cray. Shot by the mad genius Senio Zapruder, this video not only has some of the most gorgeous pre-fall 2013 womenswear, but walks the fine line of insanity. Way to go boys, you did it again.
Enjoy the crazy below…..

And the full collection is featured below.

‘Etro’ for What Ails you, 2013/14 Fall/Winter Collection

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ETRO Fall Winter 2013 by Mario Testino

After covering Chanel and giving the classic side of fashion for fall, it seemed appropriate to give you ladies and gents an eyeful of Fall madness as well.

The ETRO label has always had an eye for creativity in design. Giving us a taste of their brilliance for fall, their designs encompass color and print with angular edges and futuristic diva-tude. They are all about flair and dare and leave the conventional behind.

Helmed by Gimmo Etro, who started the label in 1968, these designs are an alternative to the sullen colors of fall we often see. Think of ETRO as the cure to all your fall blues, scarlet’s and blacks.

Think you can embrace the insanity? ETRO does too. Check out the runway below.

REJOICE Little Monsters, Applause Video is Out and FAB-u-lous! #LadyGaga #Applause #BrandNewVideo

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What can I say but REJOICE!! ‘Applause’ is out and upon us. Feast your eyes on the newness that is Lady Gaga’s first new viddy in almost 2 years. The song is perfect GAGA but the wardrobe is just dead on effing beautiful. I’m not sure which I like better.
You may now officially cream your panties kittens. Or as Gaga says…just ‘Applause’.

Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton TwitFight Over NY Home #Diva-tude #BadBehavior

Well if this fight doesn’t just scream D-I-V-A.

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Lady Gaga seem’s to have a beef with the almighty fashion gossip queen known as Perez Hilton. Perez (legally known as Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr.) is trying to move into her posh NYC building and she is having none of it. Stefani, er-Gaga see’s this as a stalker move and called Perez out on twitter of all places.

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It could be a clashing of ego’s. Both of them think they are Cher or Barabara Streisand on the diva scale. I would call it just a bitch fight.This DOES look like a case of stalking for publicity, with a side of stupid.

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What me worry? (photo courtesy of NYTimes.com)

 

Here’s where it got nasty.

Perez Hilton sent her a rather nasty and threatening text/image of her to her cell, after her hip accident. Lady Gaga’s twitter said;

Perez sent me of me in a wheelchair w the words KARMA written across + Madonna pointing a gun at me.

Oooo. Bad Form Mario. We all know he makes a living off kissing and dissing but that is just uncalled for.

What ever happened to this?

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Lighten up on the hate Perez.

Even if Gaga is the 21st century diva, no one deserves that kind of nasty. Time to rethink that move.

Perez needs to stop with the dis, and start kissing celebrity ass again. We liked him much better that way.

Lady Gaga Newness, ‘Applause’ Drops for the Masses #HappyMonsters #ClubHit #BodyRock

I know you want it. I know it’s a must.

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That’s right Lady Gaga goodness just dropped and it’s wicked good. Welcome to the newness that it ‘Applause’. A sick beat, rife with club goodness that screams Lady Gaga and head’s back to the original fun that we fell in love with in the first place. Ass shakin’, body quaking, yes, yes, yes with a twist of top 40.

Are you on board yet? Of course you are. Just listen!

Cara Delevigne for W Magazine. Poses Topless for ‘Style Rebel’. #InDepth #Realness #Nude

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Cara Delevigne is one of the most sought after models in the industry right now.

With her 21st birthday coming on the 21st Cara talks with W magazine about modeling, dreams, her family and just plain Cara (think awkward confessional). She sheds some truthful light on who she is in this beautiful pictorial by W magazine. All eyebrows and awkwardness Cara Delevigne is embracing her inner uncool fool. With her insane Instagram that rivals most and love for drums Cara gets raw. Exposing herself to be simple, creative, extroverted, adventurous (sometimes too an extreme) and sometimes just down right lewd. Cara bares all in this gorgeous 15 picture editorial.

Check out the full article here;

W Magazine ‘Style Rebel’ Article

Catherine McNeil and Mario Testino Team Up to Create ‘Prima Donna’ for British Vogue #Unique #NoirBeauty

Is there anything Mario Testino can not twist into magnificence? The answer is no, because he is pure art. Add uber model Catherine McNeil and you have an enchanting editorial for British Vogue called ‘Prima Donna’.

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Thankfully, Models.com posted said editorial in full. Styled by the very talented Lucinda Chambers, Catherine looks beyond stunning and Mario Testino’s artistic ways have yet again, stolen my heart. It is a shoot full of noir, the romantic and has an air of perfect grace. Truly a trump for British Vogue’s September issue.

Beyond the clothing and make up this shoot came out so stunning it took my breath away. I had to post it. Enjoy the ethereal works of Testino and the Cat.

 

Muppet’s are making a SEQUEL!!! ‘Muppet’s Most Wanted’ #OMG #SQUEE

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Although Facebook is a plethora of evil status comments, bad fan pages (like mine http://www.facebook.com/HeathyrWolfe) and ridiculous e-cards of hate, sometimes it brings something so good it cancels out everything. What can conquer evil and bring sunshine to countries like the UK? THE MUPPETS!!

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Yes the Muppet’s are back in action in giving us “SEQUEL, SEQUEL” with Rick Gevais, Tina Fey, ScarJo, Penelope Cruz and the illustrious Ty Burrell.

When?! We are sad because the wait for Muppets Most Wanted is what seem’s like forever. It’s not coming to theaters until March 21, 2014! Wt-holy Animal heck? I need my fix. Ah well….here’s the trailer in HD until then.

‘American Hustle’ Looks Gooood, Except for B. Coop’s Wig #AmericanHustle #StarStudded #BadHair

Let it be known, I am totally crushed out on Bradley Cooper. My roommate, is head over hot heels in lust with Jeremy Renner. Both of us of course are in total lust with the Bale. Add a few elements to our celebrity crushes like the following AMAZING cast; Robert De Niro, Jack Huston, Louis C.K., Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Rohm, Alessandro Nivola (HOT up and comer) and you have the new Casino for 2013, ‘American Hustle’.

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American Hustle, is looking good.

It’s a story of scams, or the Abscam of the 70s and 80s.

According IMDB.com;

The story of a con artist and his partner in crime, who were forced to work with a federal agent to turn the tables on other cons, mobsters, and politicians – namely, the volatile mayor of impoverished Camden, New Jersey.

It’s all edutainment, but story line be damned. With a cast like that they is no way they can’t win. Bale may look like a used car salesman but being a method actor, really great at his trade and H-O-T no matter what you do with him, owns this movie. Jennifer Lawrence I am happy to say is stretching her acting chops as a diva New Jersey sexpot/housewife, B. Coop is tragically coifed, but still can act and plays a good wimpy sleazebag. Amy Adams, scores another one for redheads everywhere, proving she can act AND that with the help of a personal trainer, she OWNS being head sexpot in this movie.

It’s wham, bam, thank you ma’am with a whole lot of espionage, drugs, sex and something about FBI entanglement. Looks like an hour or two of rollicking fun. This movie is SO new and fresh, they don’t even have a movie poster for it. Still I predict this to be an Oscar sweep for next year. Don’t trust me? See for yourself!

Lana Del Rey Song Disses LadyGaga a la Leak, ‘So Legit’ #ExBFF #MusicFight #DissSong

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When working in the creative industry you learn it’s all a small incestual family full of love/hate relationship’s and stupid BS fight’s. Trust me friends I have many, enemies are…well, my gossiping friends. It all add’s up to be a small world.

And Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey are two of those people. These two lovely song diva’s were friends back in 2009 when they were young hopefuls in NYC. Drinking, carousing and beating up random strangers were a few of their favorite activities. Now, both are making millions and rocking the pop world, Lana has a beef with young Stefani. No, it’s not her horrible taste in men (I mean Uncle Terry’s really?), or even her black ‘like my soul’ perfume. It’s just that she’s not ‘So Legit’. And she’s not taking her high falootin’, fancy shamncy, couture girl persona, without taking her down a notch.

Here’s a leak of Lana Del Rey’s dis song for Stefani. I guess you never can forget where you came from, unless a couple of martini’s are involved, of course.

Lyric’s –
You were the freak king of the piercing shop
All the girls thought they could sing, but they’re really not, shit
I don’t get it
You’re looking like a man, you’re talking like a baby
How the fuck is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy
I don’t get it
Your taste once exquisite
What happened to Brooklyn? What happened to New York
What happened to my scene? What happened to punk rock, rock
You called me the queen of the downtown scene, babe
How the fuck would you go switch it up and then replace me
I don’t get it, I’m so legit
Tell me, was it ’cause I wasn’t platinum in jewels?
That perhaps you thought I was a little bit even uncool
Kid, was that it?
Stefani, you suck, I know you’re selling twenty million
Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg
You’re hurt, I know my words don’t hurt, yeah
Oh, girl, I see you walking ’round in your pearls
Thinking that you’re number one
You’re so funny, ’cause honey, you’re not
What happened to Brooklyn, the last frontier
They said you could make it anywhere if you can make it here
But where, no magic in the air
What happened to Brooklyn? What happened to our scene, baby?
Have we all gone Gaga crazy?
Remember when the streets used to be dangerous and we were born bad
And we were born bad?
Punk rock, punk rock
The boys used to punch each other in the face and girls were walking around wasted
And everyone had a good night, come back in sunlight
Punk rock, rock, rock.

Very Lovely Soles for Everyone. #TresChic #HappyFeet

High fashion has my heart and shoe’s, my encompassing, undying love. As much I may love wearing high fashion shoes that scream couture, the reality is I walk. A lot. And have business meetings. And more business meetings. Followed by a red carpet event.

So…what’s a high fashion girl to do when she needs to combine functional with fabulous all in one day?

Get some Very Lovely Soles.

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Thankfully someone heard my plight.

Crocs be damned, and flip-flops shelved. Very Lovely Soles have come to my rescue with cute, chic flat’s that can cross over from me walking 3 miles to a business meeting.

The brainchild of designers Vanessa Seide and Rachel Traylor, Very Lovely Soles are gorgeous, simple, clean in design and most importantly, COMFORTABLE. With a combined 30+ years in the footwear industry these ladies combined their talents and created a winner in the land of footwear.

I love these embellished flat’s in slate. They have just the right amount of class.  I can mix them with my insane sense of style.

(Added bonus: If I am wearing this towards the end of fashion week I won’t get nasty stares from my designer friends. Yes they are that awesome.)

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I’m sold!

Which one’s are your favorites?

How to know you have the right flats? They come with a tiny hummingbird logo to remind you how sweet they really are. Too cute. My Japanese friends would label these super ‘Kawaii’ aka too cute for words.

Now for the sad news….

They are only available in Larchmont, New York and selected boutiques, OR…..ONLINE. Hooray for online. We love web shopping. So stop crying and get out your credit card ladies it’s time to go online shoe shopping (again…hooray).

Click the shoes below and get a pair online. They are selling out fast!

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Cyndi Lauper Does ‘Vanity Fair’ Italia and Steals MAC #KinkyBoots #VivaGlam

As Cyndi Lauper tackles Broadway with her new notorious musical ‘Kinky Boots’ her gorgeous face is everywhere. Not only has she scored a lead on Broadway but she also conquered a photo shoot as MAC’s new ‘Viva Glam’ spokeswhore with an almost nude, very skinny, Lady Gaga.

Check out these two new photo shoots of Cyndi Lauper looking too fabulous for everyone (including Gaga)!

‘Vanity Fair Italia’
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‘Viva Glam for MAC’
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Plastic Surgery…..on HeathyrWolfe.com

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Photo by Steven Klein

Yes! That’s right! I’m having plastic surgery. No not on my fabulous face. This time it’s just a revamp of the site. New themes, colors, drop down menu’s and even ad space (get out your wallets kiddies)!!

Posts will continue as usual but instead of the drab ole free theme you are staring at I am getting fancy and upgrading to a kinder, simpler, and more fun HeathyrWolfe.com. Guest Bloggers, photo galleries of everything you never wanted to see. Oh, and event coverage. I know you loooove red carpets and Hollywood weirdos.

Get ready, set….send me your Press releases!

xo

Heathyr Wolfe and soon to be (?)staff(?)