Johnny Depp Flies Back to Vanessa Paradis

NO! Say it ain’t so. My one chance to meet and slobber on Johnny Depp seem’s to have flown the coop. Look’s like all us Hollywood Depp groupies will have to wait another year or even, lifetime, for our chance to party with Johnny.

That’s right Mr’ Johnny Depp came to his senses (boo!) and has flown back to the south of France to try to patch thing up with his long-time love Vanessa Paradis. Makes sense since he has two children in the picture now. That’s right. They are getting big enough to know what is going on now too.  Lily-Rose is 13, and Jack is nine. Depp is 49 now and needs to stop philandering and fooling around.

I hate to wish them the best, but I sincerely do. Go get your woman Johnny and as the French say ; Bonne Chance!

CAUGHT! Chik-Fil-A Playing a Girl on Facebook to Save Face. Creates #Faceplant

Oh Chik-Fil-A. I really don’t know HOW to file this. Busted, broke and bad form are a good start though. Maybe dirty, horrible and bigot are new categories I should go with.

Recently when Henson co. pulled their toys from Chik-Fil-A, they put this on their Facebook page after the President of Chik-Fil-A came out very vocally AGAINST gay marriage;

I love The Muppet’s, but now I am PROUD of them too.

The fact is recently the most honorable Henson studios pulled their toys from Chik-Fil-A’s kiddy meals because frankly, the CEO of Henson studios is a HUGE advocate of same-sex marriage.

Good show.

However, when PR scandals like this show up and a company looks like their profits will be taking a dump and losing millions, the weasels show up to cover the companies ass. I ONLY call them weasels because they decided to attack social media on Facebook.

According to Gizmodo they are trying to run a sympathy campaign by LYING and saying the toys have ALREADY been pulled weeks ago. With fake accounts.

Gizmodo had this to say;

Chick-fil-A claimed the toys were pulled because of a “possible safety issue”. That, of course, is a complete lie. A lie that the company may be propagating with fake Facebook accounts of Chick-fil-a sympathists.

And this just fell from bad form to scraping bottom of the barrel. Such tactics are not to be tolerated. Especially when there is proof.

Check this out. Some astute Facebooker caught them at it.

I want to hug him.

Where will Chik-Fil-A go from here? Apparently they will be losing even more funds. They have been banned by the entire city of Boston, Massachusetts is telling them to go to hell as well.

As far as I am concerned they might as well close up their restaurant in Hollywood, CA too. They won’t be profiteering on the gay population in West Hollywood and parties are pretty liberal here.

Time to take a hike Chik-Fil-A, your day in the sun just fell into the gutter.

I think they need to stop before it gets worse.

What do you think?

New ‘Man of Steel’ Superman Trailer

Well I do declare, looks like ‘Superman/Man of Steel’ will be really….AWESOME! Christopher Nolan you mad genius. Not only has he rocked the Dark Night fifty time over bringing box office records and creating Batman addicts everywhere but now this.

I had heard through the geek grapevine that it was on its way. ANOTHER Superman movie. Oh god. Of course I shook my head ‘nononono’ until I thought it would fall off. However looks like it will rock us just as much as The Dark Knight.

Check it out;

 

I love the reality edge and it looks dark, emotional and like they did Superman justice in the costume department. We don’t want another Wonder Woman debacle now do we?

I give the trailer a thumbs up. Who is with me?!!

On the set of ‘Magic Mike’ at Bizzy B of Hollywood & Interview with Sexy Owner Beatrice Prochazka

I was watching that glorious new chick flick/man meat movie ‘Magic Mike’ with my roommate. As we screamed, hooted and hollered at the TV we were stopped in our tracks. No, it wasn’t just because Channing Tatum’s hot dance moves, or Joe Mangiello’s fabulous chest. It was because we actually recognized where they were shooting.

And it was freekin Bizzy B of Hollywood.

Yes that’s right, it’s where the star’s shop for their bikini’s, dance wear and nether things. Now with a nifty guys section. That’s right they stuff for boys now too. And in that boys section was Channing Tatum, shopping for man thong with Alex Petyfer.

Oh…my….god. Someone pinch me. Being a writer and a bit of a cinephile I had to rush down and cover this. Also take cheesy pictures with the underwear they were shopping for in the movie.

This way to the ‘boys side’,

 

 

 

 

Man undie section

It’s a mecca for sexy men and boys!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me with the ACTUAL undies they touched in Magic Mike, dontcha want a pair, I know you do;

I sat down for a few hours and grilled owner, Beatrice Prochazka, about having the boys of ‘Magic Mike’ on set.

Owner, Model, Designer, Sexpot and Actress Beatrice Prochazka as Wonder Woman, costume by her

H: How long were they shooting here in Bizzy B of Hollywood?

B: Two days

H:I saw that you had a cameo in the movie, did you enjoy it?

B:It was wonderful! I loved having them in the store. Steven Sodenberg was here on set and Channing Tatum brought his wife.

H: How sweet! What was your favorite part of shooting with the Magic Mike Crew?

B: I got to talk and connect with Channing Tatum. He is so nice. He asked if he could use my name in the movie. (He say’s ‘Hi Beatrice as he first walks in the store in the movie’).

H:Well I am glad he used your name or I wouldn’t have believed it was you.

Beatrice Prochazka with still from Magic Mike in front of the Menswear section

I always knew my odd and wonderful friendship’s in Hollywood would pay off. Who knew my lingerie would too. HUGE thanks to Bizzy B for letting me invade her store and take fan girl photos. I mean the hotties of ‘Magic Mike’ in my favorite store on the Boulevard. Lord have mercy. Why didn’t someone call me!

Feel free to stop by and meet Beatrice and see the set of ‘Magic Mike’ yourself.

Click the pretty picture below for directions on Google Maps;

OR Visit Bseductive.com for all your girly needs,

and Bseduced.com for her online menswear store

Happy shopping! Now go see ‘Magic Mike’, you won’t regret it.

Confirmed! Lana Del Rey New Face of H&M 2012/2013 Line

I cannot hide my love of Lana Del Rey. I am enamored with her music and she is a rocking beauty. Heck she even snagged the March 2012 cover of Vogue UK.

Well, on the 17th H&M OFFICIALLY released a PR statement that they have confirmed her as the new face of H&M’s 2012/2013 Fall/Winter line.

“We were looking for a style icon and singer to model our autumn/winter 2012-13 collection and Lana Del Rey was the perfect choice,” said H&M PR manager Chloe Bowers. “We think she shows our fall fashion in a very inspiring way. The theme of the campaign is a modern and feminine woman with a soft attitude. Curves and waist are important in autumn’s silhouette.”

Agreed Chloe and damn good choice. Lana Del Rey is the sort of vamp women love and admire. Sultry and such a vixen we send HUGE congrats.

All we ask Lana darling is quit with the plastic surgery. You don’t need it and that lip augmentation, soooooo botched.

Stay pretty Miss Del Rey. We’re hooked on you. H&M made a brilliant choice.

Let’s make her our ‘National Anthem’.

and on that note

Los Angeles Vinyl Junkie, We’re Saved! Mount Analog in Highland Park

Oh hurrah and hooray! Rejoice, we are at long last saved from digital and iPod DJ’s. Bring on the vinyl!

LA has a vinyl store again and not only do they carry old school stuff but NEW vinyl as well.  How cool is that?

Now I am not dissing Amoeba, but seeing as they are our ONLY source for record’s in LA that is widely recognized, we needed a new store to give us hope.

Check it.

They are not just a place to buy music. They are a community, a place for events, signings, full service! Frankly can’t wait to check this place out or send the good word to the DJ’s I know.

Spread the good word Angelenos, the music is BACK and better than before.

 

Vogue Russia Needs a New Photoshop Artist

Oh Vogue Russia, I understand we are imperfect people living in an imperfect world. Often we have bad days, or even botched photo spreads, but this….well there are no words.

Devastating model, gorgeous dress, sexy pose, blingy jewelry….and a disembodied hand.

NYET! Say it isn’t so. I can see how one might pose oddly and crop out and over extended arm but this is inexcusable. Where the heck is her freeking arm? Did it take a sick day? Is it on another page? Is she missing and arm and has a very unique and pretty manicured hand growing out of her head? No.

Vogue Russia just killed there August 2012 issue. As the number one producer of hot runway girls this is unacceptable. I hope they fire who ever did this. Vogue Russia, get it together. You are too good for this.

Even your pretty letters won’t fool us this time. Bring back the arm! Vogue standards demand it.

 

Zeitmahl at KKBB/Boardners July 24th, First Time in SIX YEARS!

Oh hooray! Zeitmahl, headed by international DJ Shok, will be getting their full band freak on for the first time in SIX YEARS at the legendary Boardners on Tuesday, July 24th.

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Not only will this old school LA band be rocking Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, but they are making it extra special, adding multi-media AND celebrating DJ Shok’s birthday. Think of this as the pre-party to the mega event itself. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang is honoring Zeitmahl and Shok by bringing Belly Dancers, DJs and making this an all around fun-filled, and daringly sexy, hot summer night.

Remember to RSVP for FREE entry. Dontcha just love free things? The 99% think free is awesome, so

See you at

Boadners by LaBelle

1652 M. Cherokee Ave

Los Angeles, CA 90036

Plenty of parking, or

take metro red line to Hollywood and Highland and walk east to Cherokee, it’s on the south side of the street, down Cherokee, down the candle lit alley.

See you there music lovers!

Eclairee 2013 swimsuit collection

Yes it’s that time of year where start looking forward to next year’s trends. What colors, designs, materials and of course, how many pounds we have to lose to fit into those new fashions . Well i bring you the entire collection of Eclairee Swimmer.

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Time to get bathing beauty pretty ladies, looks like in 2013 skin is in, and so is colorblocking. This trend surfaced in SS 2011 and has been going strong ever since. Thankfully this next year will be more about neutral colors and not so many nasty pastels. Here’s hoping the rest of my fashion week forecast is this positive.
Happy shopping!

Nicole Scherzinger Needs a Sandwich

I know New York Fashion Week is coming up but there is such a thing as too little weight, even for the runway. Nicole Scherzinger seem’s to have found out what that is.

Recently revealed as the newest X Factor UK judge, the paparazzi snapped these not so lovely photos of Nicole as she was leaving the London Radisson.

Ouch Mami, you’re skinnier than me and I’m 5’2! And those low crotch pants make it worse. (As a post note I ask NO ONE wear these, they are NOT fashionable)

Nice back bones there. Excuse me while I go binge on pasta.

Her personal assistant needs to be fired for NOT FEEDING HER. A dancer should never be this skinny. Especially since she has always been hailed up for her gorgeous ‘curves’. If she thought wearing white would add weight to her photos, it did just the opposite.

As a new role model for girls in the UK we sure hope she starts eating healthier. Even Unkle Karl wouldn’t let this bitch down the runway. Take care of yourself Nicole, we don’t need another celebrity tragedy (we already have Lindsay Lohan).

Who Will Play Hugh Hefner in his BioPic? Vanity Fair Weighs In.

I turn around to look at some Fassbender pictures for three seconds and ALMOST missed. Yes after much deliberating and hem’s and guffaw’s, Hugh Hefner, ‘Playboy’ extraordinaire has agreed to do a Bio Pic of his life. This raises the question, who will be cast of Hef?

It has to be the creme de la creme of Hollywood. Vanity Fair had some smashingly good idea’s;

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If we’re looking for a young Hef, a lanky Andrew Garfield could fit the bill with the right pipe, smoking jacket, and mid-century mannerisms. Based on the square jaw, smirk, and charm, we could also see David Duchovny, Christian Bale, or Michael Fassbender playing a more mature Hef. To portray his first wife, Mildred Williams, a cute brunette, we’d cast Ginnifer Goodwin; for his second wife, 1989 Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conradt, we’d choose Alice Eve; and for his daughter, Christie Hefner, who is the former C.E.O. of Playboy Enterprises, Elizabeth Banks seems spot-on.

Who ever they may pick better have balls of steel. Hef is no easy role to play. He has business smarts, is dashing, odd, probably a bit perverted. On a charm scale of 1-10 he is 25. Who do you think can make Hef shine?

Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender 69…In W Magazine!

I love the fashion industry because we get to use the hottest men/women in the world for steamy spreads and call it work.

Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you something titillating. Welcome to the hottest issue of W Magazine this year. Taking Michael Fassbender (mmmm…Fassbender) and the Goddess known as Charlize Theron to the limit for  the masses.

W Magazine’s Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender: Smash of the Titans editorial.

This has to be the hottest 69 in 2012. I have to give it to W, they know how to bring the sexy. Do we care about the clothes? Hardly. This has to be one for the history books.

The rest of the spread can be seen below;

Go to it W. We’re proud to see you making leaps and bounds in fashion, editorial and the celeb realm. Hot, sexy, and couture. You nailed it.

Now for the real question.

Where do I hang this in my bedroom?

Read the full article here; http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2012/08/charlize-theron-michael-fassbender-prometheus-cover-story-ss#ixzz211MlIoGf

Amber Peach Talks Pornstars and Obamacare. ‘Pornstars Get the Shaft’.

I recently came across an article on the Huffpost by the glorious and sweet Amber Peach.

Isn’t she cute folks?

She may be cute but but she’s also wicked smart. This gorgeous pornstar wrote an amazing blog on how ‘Pornstars are Getiing the Shaft from Obamacare’. It’s really sad.

Not only do these gorgeous girls only make approximately $30,000 a year, but the average girl only does about 300 scenes in their lifetime.  Despite this limited career they are considered ‘high risk’ candidates, and it won’t even pay for their STD testing which is required every 28 days. These girls and boys are paying out-of-pocket!

Read the article below and tell us what you think of Obamacare’s plan to ‘stiff’ these adult actors.

(From Huffpost link; http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amber-peach/porn-stars-obamacare_b_1676552.html) BY Amber Peach @AmberPeach, http://www.amberpachraw.com

Porn stars make a ton of money for having sex with relative strangers on camera, right?

Whether we would like to admit it or not, most of us have enjoyed at least one adult movie in our lifetime. But with documentaries like After Porn Ends, which came out last month, and Obamacare dominating the news, have you ever wondered what these two things have in common? Probably not. But here is a little known fact: up until now, insurance companies considered doing pornography for a living a “pre-existing condition.” This means, even if the average female porn star, who (on the high end) may do 300 scenes in her career that spans maybe 10 years, that’s about $30,000 a year. And more than likely, she doesn’t have health insurance. Yep, you heard me right, porn stars don’t make much more money than the average American. We have all heard that porn is a billion or even trillion-dollar business, but like most porn stars’ boobs, that number is actually a little over-inflated. According to Forbes the figure is closer to around $520 million, which is then distributed among countless companies. Most of this profit goes to the top, the majority of the actors themselves not getting any type of residuals — only being paid on a scene-by-scene basis as an independent contractor. But I digress.

 

So back to my original point, how will the president’s new healthcare plan affect porn stars? Well, considering that most porn actors are considered independent contractors, none of them would be eligible for healthcare through their employer. So that would mean that they would be responsible for finding their own health insurance. But in theory, insurance companies would no longer be able to completely deny adult industry workers insurance. But would they still have to pay a premium for “high-risk” insurance — insurance that runs about $500 per month? This would mean that men and women would have to pay roughly 20% of their monthly income on health insurance.

 

Even factoring in feature dancing and other income, $500 a month is a lot for health insurance. And this doesn’t include STD testing, which performers have always paid out-of-pocket every 28 days. This would only be health insurance in case of emergency, in case something terrible happened like they got cancer or were in a car accident. Under the current healthcare system, most adult performers rely on luck and little else when it comes to health care. And when something does go wrong, like in the case of Nicki Hunter, co-host of Playboy Radio’s Night Calls, who found out she had lymphoblastic leukemia in 2007. Nicki found that her fellow performers were willing to pull together and do fundraisers to help her pay off the mountain of debt caused by her illness. Or Stephanie Swift, who also got cancer and racked up a ton of debt. And even the most resent tragedy to befall the porn community, the death of Holly Stevens from cancer. He may not want to think about it just yet, but her husband now has stacks of medical bills to figure out how to pay, in addition to grieving for his wife. And not everyone has the admiration and backing like some of these stars do. Not everyone will get help from the porn community and fans.

 

So as the rest of the nation, and the world, waits to see if the healthcare bill will even be implemented, the adult film community holds its breath to see just how they will be affected. Will they finally have the security of health insurance, or will they get the shaft like they have so many times before?

 

 

Shopping in the Hampton’s with Adolfo Sanchez Design & Idra Alta Moda, July 20-21st!

Everyone one know ‘The Hampton’s’ are THE premiere spot for vacationing and being fabulous on the East Coast during summer. It’s a must have on your list of places to stay.

Don’t have a house there, get a time share. Don’t have a time share? Go for a day trip and act like you do. Can’t act that bourgeois, run for your life. A very well dressed lynch mob is coming for you with pitchforks by Eddie Bauer.

Besides elegant dinner parties, walks on the beach and enjoying a relaxing spot what else is there to do. Well, hunny when the rich get bored, they go shopping.

Luckily we are bringing you a little International talent in the design department with Adolfo Sanchez Designs;

 

AND Idra Alta Moda (one of NY’s top furriers);

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They are being presented by a great cause, The Risa Pulver Project.

 

I ADORE ethical shopping. It always feel’s better knowing I am supporting a good cause. Also featured are vendors Glen Arthur and Love and Luck Jewelry.

From Pret-A-Porter to cute and kitsch, there will be something for everyone. Grab your nearest and dearest Diva and go down and experience the beauty first hand.

What you are going to miss this? No problem. Check out more Adolfo Sanchez Designs here;

Their Facebook business page

https://www.facebook.com/AdolfoSanchezFashion

or the main website for shopping (thank god for mail order)

http://shop.adolfosanchezdesigns.com/

Interested in looking fashion forward for Fall? Find Idra Alta Moda and their 2012 collection HERE;

http://www.IdraAltaModa.com

or their Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/idraalta.moda

Happy Shopping!

US Approves First-Ever Pill to Help Fight HIV

A daily regimen of Truvada is estimated to cost $14,000 per year, putting it out of reach for many [GALLO/GETTY]

Although enormously expensive the Truvada pill has finally been released. Truvada is the first pill known to directly fight the spread of HIV.

A Three year study in healthy HIV carrier up to almost 42%. This is huge milestone and despite its hefty price I believe we are actually ready to start combatting HIV and AIDS, instead of elongating pan and suffering. With an estimated 50,000 new cases per year we need more pro-active measures to help combat HIV and AIDS. Truvada may be the beginning of the end.

Of course like any medication Truvada is not without its nasty side effects. Truvada has been known to cause nausea, diarrhea, abdominal pain, headaches and weight loss. Is it really worth it? The answer will always be yes to those that suffer and live with the HIV and AIDS virus.

It may be a baby step but we ARE on the right track. Let’s end this epidemic.

Read More from Al Jazeera English here

US approves first-ever pill to help fight HIV – Americas – Al Jazeera English.