Lilo and Sheen Sign for Scary Movie 5. Holy Hell, the Apocalypse/Rapture is Upon Us!

(Photo straight stolen from Michael K and crew at Dlisted.com because it is too good not to share http://dlisted.com/)

According the lovely people at E! Charlie Sheen is back for another romp in the scary movie series. This should be interesting with his ‘Tiger Blood’ on set, i.e. crackhead craziness.

Wait there is more, Lovely Lindsay Lohan aka LiLo has signed on too. Oh…Em…Gee….Fuckballs. This is beyond interesting. I expect this to be ….HIGH-larious. Imagine the Wizard and Queen of drug addiction together. What kind of insurance do you need for that kind of movie? Holy bejesus!

As far as Lohan she once again, or should I say notoriously, has NOT signed a contract yet. So um, is she in it?

Her rep said that, “as of right this moment,” she had not inked a deal, but all insiders are in agreement that she is definitely doing the movie.

Sources also say that the ever-comebacking Charlie Sheen, despite being uncomfortably killed off in Scary Movie 4, will be back for the next sequel, which is being touted as a complete reboot of the franchise and is due in theaters Jan. 11, 2013.

http://www.eonline.com/news/335474/lindsay-lohan-set-for-scary-movie-5-with-charlie-sheen

Oh eff me, really. This is like all the other movies Lindsay says she is in. They want her but she is even HIGH-er risk than Sheen who at least has a REAL career backing him up. Maybe he can use his magic Wizard powers to push this through because it will be a must-see movie.

Lets hope neither one OD’s or dies half way through shooting I kind of want to see this made.

Sigh, that’s Hollywood.

Heathyr Wolfe (ergo me)in New York Times Photo Section. In Case You Missed It!

Way back in 2009 I had an amazing shoot with French Photographer Lise Sarfati for the photo series, ‘On Hollywood’. I have quit smoking since (yay me!), but the effect of the photo itself is striking and phenomenal. Like something out of a of an old Italian film. I am VERY proud of this photo.

I just found out it got featured in the New York Times photo editorial (jaw dropping)! HUGE thank you to Robert Kenney for finding this for me online (shameless plug, check his photo work of ME at http://www.RobertKenney.info )

Walah!

To see full slideshow and series of ‘On Hollywood’ go here; http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/03/24/opinion/sunday/0325SR-photo-essay.html?ref=sunday#12

In case you are unaware of Lise Sarfati, new to the arts or interested in learning more here is a little info on her.

Lise is Internationally renowned photographer who has done fashion campaigns which have appeared in Vogue, has shown her photos around the world and more recently in the Louvre Carousel and the Rose Gallery in Venice/Santa Monica. Most importantly is a she is key artist in the photography world.

Her website and Imagery is HERE;

http://www.LiseSarfati.com

I love her dearly and we have kept in touch over the years. Her and her husband Francois are top of my list of people to visit in Paris.

I recommend you check out her work, Robert Kenney’s work and send them feedback. It’s an artsy kind of Sunday. Indulge!

Ghostbusters 3 is a Go, One Last Boo-Yah. Sadly No Murray.

I suppose I saw this coming.

Bill Murray is after all a ‘serious’ actor now. Ever since ‘Lost in Translation’, we lost Bill Murray. That sweet, sideways smile, dirty mouth, quippy one-lining kind of guy has set sail.

Thankfully, we still have Akroyd. Dan Akroyd had partied with Humpty AND Tupac in the 90s. He has written, produced and played some of the most amazing characters in cinema history, including Elwood Blues. The man is a genius;


I will give Akroyd the benefit of my doubt. He is dedicated, slightly funky, a genuine classy weirdo and I appreciate that.

When I heard they were doing a ‘Ghostbusters 3’, I admit to cringing REALLY HARD. I seem to be having my childhood bastardized. ‘Dukes of Hazard, ‘Love Boat’. What is next? Rigggggghtht ‘Beverly Hills Cop 20” with Eddie Murphy (desperate). Maybe they should do a ‘Kojak’ movie next. Ugh.

I think if anyone can save this, Akroyd can. After all he got Digital Underground to be in, ‘Nothing But Trouble’. He does have swagger.

Here is a small excerpt of an Interview with Akroyd from Metro.co.uk;

M: Is Ghostbusters 3 finally happening?

D: Yes, we’ve got a brilliant new writer on it and we’ll be passing the torch on to a new generation. We’re working on it to make it just right to satisfy our fans. I’m confident we’ll be in production in the next year.

M:It’s been a long process, hasn’t it?

D: Yes, but now we’ve got the studio on side. We’ve tried a few concepts which weren’t right but now we’ve got a good structure and will make it happen.

M: Is Bill Murray doing it?

D: No, I can tell you he won’t be involved.

M: How do you feel about that?

D: It’s sad but we’re passing it on to a new generation. Ghostbusters 3 can be a successful movie without Bill. My preference would be to have him involved but at this point he doesn’t seem to be coming and we have to move on. It’s time to make the third one.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/film/907075-dan-aykroyd-im-sad-bill-murray-wont-be-in-ghostbusters-3#ixzz22X61aVnZ

Will Ferrell Weep For the Break Up of Stewart/Pattison

Will Ferrel is a non-stop genius and full of dry wit, sarcasm and he most definitely has the biggest….funny gene ever.

Ha! Fooled you.

I have been talking about the break up, tryst, bumping uglies of Kristen Stewart TOO much for my liking. I thought I would freshen the air with a little hilarity. Here is Will Ferrel and Conan making fun of the break up/cheating scandal.

Twihards are too easy to make fun of. Really.

How Prada Makes Me Want Things, Campaign Video #Fashion

I recently stumbled across a few campaign videos for fashion companies. I love the vivid new market of video that draws you in and makes you a fashion addict.

Odd models playing chess in Prada while looking sexy in full winter jackets (how do they do that?!) seems boring when saying it. But, no! Fast moving images, stoic supermodels, fierce makeup, perfume, jewelry, sharp imagery, art form. YES!

I’m sold…Video by mad GENIUS Steven Meisel of course


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Unkle Karl Strikes Again, at Pippa Middletons FACE!

Unkle Karl, you and Choupette need to lay off the champagne bonbons.

You are indeed one of the top, jaded designers in the world. I admire you greatly but the bitchfest must stop.

Poor Pippa Middleton was dissed by the emperor of fashion, Karl Lagerfeld.


As unattractive as this photo below may be, Pippa is still stunning. Her booty is all the rage and a celebrity of it’s own in the UK. Sadly, Unkle Karl feels that her booty is all she should show.

 

According to the quasi-newspaper the Sun, Lagerfeld was quoted as saying;

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

Unlike when he got nasty saying the singer ‘Adele’ was a little too fat in the face, no apology has been issued.

Last time ‘Adele’ received a ton of Chanel bags as an apology. Think Pippa might get some swag? I doubt it.

However if Unkle Lagerfeld IS feeling generous I suggest he send something to show off her butt. The male population will be ever-so grateful. We must, after all, emphasize the ‘positive’.

Kami Shade Fashion Show Presented by W Magazine at Eden Hollywood. Backstage Exclusive.

Diva, Goddess and Fashion Designer Kami Shade. Recently gracing the pages of W Magazine (featuring her black one piece swimsuit) she is an emerging designer with an amazing presence and defining eye. She brings swaths of sequined material to life in a unique way that is both wicked and fun. More importantly totally wearable.

I was recently invited to attend a private and exclusive, invite-only show at Eden Hollywood. Eden Hollywood if you have not been is VERY exclusive. Being an SBE venue gives it an edge that makes an interior designers dream. Add Kami Shade designs and it was an enviable evening.

Eden Hollywood Ceiling Lamps. I was trying to be arty.

Check in was at 9:30 pm. Being media means that you don’t get to waltz in anytime. I did get there early with my roomie and luckily got to see some of the girls pre-show and take a photo or two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can I just say they are superstar’s. Between fitting the models, getting them all in air and make up and making sure everyone was happy and organized they were a cut above the rest.

We eventually were led back into the back area/VIP lounge where 2 of Kami’s assistants were working with the models.

While they took care of technical issues, i.e. the girls and I got to socialize a bit. The people working with Kami are astounding and generally greatly amusing….in a good way of course.

 

 

 

 

I also got to goof with some of the models.

Not all models are brainless and stuck up. In fact contrary to most of the (jealous) populations belief they are ridiculous and fun like the rest of us. (I hear the echo of a ‘Just Like Us’ article here)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UNLESS, they are working. Hair and make up is a must for runway so sit still….

Because if you move you could lose an eye darlings.

After make-up the back bathroom becomes full of girls trying out fits for best fit and Kami’s assistant were super stars while Kami worked with SBE on getting the runway show ready.

She was also super sweet about letting me take a full Diva picture of her. Talented and sexy!

I have to tell you it is incredibly tempting to jump in and help, or try on the clothes. But being a professional I managed to just hang out and not steal clothes like a backstage thief with the bombshells wearing Kami Shade and enjoy the evening instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is interesting to watch the havoc at a runway show. It goes from social hour to run, jump and shake a tail feather. The havoc is amazing and the energy crackles backstage. It is straight 0 to 200 mph and there is no way not to love the chaos. It’s just pure fashion at it’s best.

I have to apologize to Kami for not covering her complete show as there was an issue with SBE club security not letting me out to view what I was covering. However I do have to thank David Bever at for the photos from the runway. They are fabulous.

I present the talented Kami Shade’s Runway show presented by W Magazine & David Bever.

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The best pat of Kami Shade’s fashion show for me though was seeing that she gives back. After the show Kami let the girls take a piece home. A real rarity for a designer and the best way to pay the models back for their hard work. And it was a fray! 

Cat fighting models trying to claim the outfits.

Kami Shade deserves major props. Not just for creating a line for women that are gorgeous, sexy with lines that define the body perfectly, but for all her hard work.

Kami Shade is indeed an emerging artist to watch, admire and buy from. Her work is powerful, trendy and grabs the eye. She does make clothing custom, so if you think ‘it won’t fit’, it will. She’s talented like that.

An exhausted Kami Shade and Diva D closed out the night with some high fashion looks.

Well played Kami Shade. I look forward to future shows and seeing you rise to the top

Boycott List for Corporations Against Same-Sex Marriage, Chik-Fil-A, Target, Etc.

I have been meaning to publish something like this for a while. WithChik-Fil-A’s HUGE scandal with their President coming out against Gay Marriage, and Boston’s refusal to let them build there, it needs to be posted.

I of course referenced Wikipedia.org who has a HUGE list of ALL major Boycotts. I could include them as well but it’s better for others to research on their own as we all have varying opinions.

Here are the main Boycotts to diss the same-sex haters and L-O-V-E one another in the LGBT community.

Gay and lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered boycotts

  • Against Target Corporation – for donating to conservative PAC Minnesota Forward, a group which supported anti-gay marriage candidate Tom Emmer during the Minnesota gubernatorial campaign in 2010.[10]Lady Gaga stopped doing business with Target because of the effects that she says its political activism has had on the LGBT community.[11][12] Target in turn is now suing the gay rights group Canvass for a Cause, for demonstrating outside its stores (in San Diego County, California) which Target asserts is interfering with business.[13][14]
  • Against Best Buy – For donating campaign money to Tom Emmer.[15]
  • Against Chick-fil-A – For their company making charitable contributions through their Winshape Foundation to organizations that actively oppose same-sex marriage initiatives across the United States, sparked by one of their restaurants catering a marriage seminar held by the notoriously anti-gay Pennsylvania Family Institute.[16]
  • Against Heinz – The gay rights group, Stonewall, has urged supporters to stop buying Heinz products, after the company pulled a commercial of two men kissing.[17]
  • Against The Salvation Army – Gay rights groups are asking people to boycott the Salvation Army’s red kettles and thrift stores, because of the organization’s stance against homosexuality.[18]
  • Tourism/Business with Rushville, Illinois or Schuyler County, IllinoisDon Schieferdecker, county sheriff, made anti-gay and anti-semetic remarks on Facebook and refuses to resign.[19]
  • Tourism/Business with Utah, especially Salt Lake CityUtahThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints donated money to push Prop 8 through in California, so gays and lesbians wouldn’t be allowed to marry.[20]

If you would like to read more on Boycotts from Wikipedia.Org please go here;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_boycotts

The Saga Continues! Charlize Theron is Pissed at Kristen Stewart for Being a Ho/Robert Pattison left.

Oh Kristen you little minx. I think I will be getting in line to hate on you because now you pissed off Charlize Theron.

Turns out little miss Stewart humped on the wrong man. Rupert Sanders has this as his wife;

Not only Charlize a straight Goddess but became GREAT friends with Liberty Ross (also Goddess). Like BFFs. They shared family dinners together and no doubt, play dates.

Even more twisted in this menage-a-gross, is the fact Charlize and Kristen were not only BFFs, but Charlize doted on her like a sister. Cared for her AND was going to name her godmother of her adopted son Jackson. Oh Snap! Guess that isn’t happening.

-Booo, oh wait is she happy? I cant tell.

What twisted horrifying thing could come next?

Well there is one more.

Robert Pattison was going to ask Kristen to marry him. Instead he moved out yesterday.

I hope cash warms her icy little heart, because after this, that is all she will have.

Lady Gaga as La Chameleon in her acting debut for ‘Machete Kills’

Every good cinephile knows Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete’ is a masterpiece. Between having Lohan play coked-up party girl (aka herself) and Danny Trejo being masterful as Machete, it is hands down brilliant. My favorite line? ‘Machete don’t text’.

Brilliant.

Saints be praised Rodriguez is at it again. This time with ‘Machete Kills’. Even more amazing Lady Gaga is in it;

Holy amazeballs! Dark Night be damned. Not only is Gaga in this but she is amazing to work with.

Robert tweeted the very pretty picture above with this message;

he tweeted: “I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills , she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown away!

Look’s like Rodriguez pulled together a cast worth of an Oscar.

He cast Charlie Sheen as the US president in the movie! Mel GibsonSofia VergaraAmber HeardJessica AlbaMichele Rodriguez and Vanessa Hudgens will be acting in this as well. Oh hell yes and goddam. Excuse my sailor mouth but this will be fucking good.

The real question is…Danny Trejo is 20+ years sober. How ON EARTH will he be handling Sheen (meth addict), Lindsay Lohan (everything addict), Jessica Alba (ice bitch) and Michele Rodriguez (alcoholic/possible recovering)?!!

I guess what they say is true, he must be one of the nicest guy’s in the business. Here’s to MACHETE KILLS and another glorious movie with star-studded fun. Viva Rodriguez!!

Countdown 3…2…1 TONIGHT @ Eden Hollywood!

Models, bottle, Eden Hollywood, W Magazine and Kami Shade. Let’s make this passion for fashion rock kittens. I’ll be there covering backstage and then some bringing you runway delights. It will be up Monday (HUGE blog). Wait for it OR go to it!

Where to get your Fall Fur Freak on, Fall/Winter 2012 from Idra Alta Moda #Lookbook

As August set’s in, it is time to start shopping for your fabulous and very luxe wardrobe. As I spoke of before fur covered everything is all the rage and DKNY has already released its first set of ‘hair’ inspired accessories. Add ‘Apocalypse Now’ weather in New York City and winter is looking extra tough.

The question raises well-groomed eyebrows everywhere. What to do, and where to shop?

Idra Alta Moda darling!

I know I have sung their praises before. Now that I have met and spoken with the owner, Jessica Soifer, I am in LOVE. This company devastates me, along with their jackets, capes, ear muffs, etc.

Feeling the need for classy, sexy, furry? You can even shop for your hunny with their MENSWEAR LINE (gasp)! Check out their Fall/Winter 2012 lookbook;

 

Like what you see? So do I!

I am literally ‘In Love’. That last jacket WILL be mine.

I love these. All these looks are classically inspired and can be worn with anything. A night at the Met or heading out to get drunk with drag queens.

For a truly metropolitan and/or continental look these sleek jackets are perfect for LA/NY/Paris. Too sleek and sexy for words is the well named, ‘Collezione’ by Idra Alta Moda.

I am terribly sorry if the gorgeous, fabulous and well-dressed men are feeling left out. I haven’t been blogging men’s fashion. Thank goodness for small and well thought out fashion collections, Idra Alta Moda has you covered.

For the man who dresses better than I do.

Last but hardly least Idra Alta Moda do custom wear as well as accessories.What about this fierce purse?! I am adding this to my collection for winter.

Idra Alta Moda is indeed a collection to watch and covet.

They are taking over the Fall/Winter 2012 fashion fur/leather scene. If you have met the owner, possibly the world. (Word is she is secretly in cahoots with Adolfo Sanchez in LA and a Russian designer who makes out-of-this-world clothing. More on that later)

Follow them on Twitter at @IdraAltaModa and owner @Ima_Soifer

or

Just shop their website at http://www.IdraAltaModa.com

What are you waiting. If you live in New York you could be pelted with hail or a blizzard in 3…2…1

Get Fashionable!

W Magazine Presents Kami Shade Fashion Show at Eden Hollywood 7/28/12 TOMORROW!

If you have never been to an amazing SBE Event, Party, Hotel, Restaurant or Club, here is your chance. Tomorrow night W Magazine presents the beautiful and talented,

Kami Shade Fashion Show at Eden Hollywood

 

I WILL be covering this event, tablet in hand. There will be photos, video, sights and sounds from Kami’s gorgeous models, the runway and of course pretty party people.

There is still time to RSVP and or grab a table for Bottle Service. Numbers are listed above. See you there!!

*UPDATE* Robert Pattison Moves O-U-T of Shared Home With Stewart

I am happy to announce today Robert Pattison actually left the home he shared with Kristen Stewart in Los Angeles and moved out permanently. Hear that noise? Millions of Twihards just sighed and fainted.

Robert Pattison says he is ‘devastated’ and has had enough. Remember that ‘source’ from People? Well said source leaked this today.

“I’m not sure they will be able to recover from this,” a source for People said, “[Robert] is heartbroken and angry.” The 26-year-old British actor has cut off all contact with Kristen and remains in seclusion.

America’s highest paid actress just lost some of that 34.5 million dollars because her stock in the Entertainment industry just went down.

Here’s hoping Robert keep’s up the positive and recovers his broken heart. Something tell’s me he will have no problem moving on.

Kristen Stewart ‘Sorry’ for CHEATING?!! Don’t Worry, it’s ALL PR.

Everyone raise their hand who DIDN’T see this coming. Count of hands *0*.

Yes, Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob Pattison. WHAT? OMG. NO WAY. Yes way, person living in a cave.

Thankfully she cheated with someone ridiculously HOT & British. There were murmurings when these two first met on the set of Twilight they were having an affair. Recently life brought them back together for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, which Rupert Sanders directed.

What is actually terribly sad though is he is….married. To supermodel Liberty Ross.

With kids. Two to be exact. What is it about this being the summer of philandering fool’s? First Depp now Rupert Sanders.

A source  supposedly close to Kristen had a talk with E! saying;

“Kristen is absolutely devastated,” the insider insists. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”

The source continues, “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”

It’s sad really that they have had to perpetuate a fake relationship this long. Then again look at Tom and Katie.

The ‘source’ goes on to say Kristen loves Rob and Rob is devastated etc. As much as this couple from ‘Twilight’ seem’s like a match made in heaven, something always told me they were not.

I hope the best for Pattison. He deserves better. Millions of Twihards agree.