Category: Celebrities

Oh Sookeh! You’re Pregnant? And premiere of True Blood TONIGHT!

Tonight is the premiere of Season 5 of true Blood and we’re all salivating, drooling and scratching at the TV screen for some hot fangbangin’ action.

Orrrrr, maybe we are just waiting for more of this.

Naked Eric, Faery Sookeh, and dark brooding Beeeehl, it’s all going down tonight on HBO. However I am curious how thing’s will go this season since they probably had to cover up this.

Yes our favorite ‘fucking Faery’, as Pam says, is pregnant and has been for a while.

After a wonderful on/off-screen romance, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin tied the knot in August 2010. Thousands of fans of True Blood sighed as the romantic couple married because nothing is better than your on-screen fav couple getting married ‘for real’.

With Anna Paquin pregnant, all of us that are hooked on the Blood cannot wait to see their uber cute baby. Even their co-stars are spouting cute comments.

Ryan Kwanten was quoted saying,

“{They}are going to make amazing parents!””They have a real lust for life.Yes, they’re adults, but they’re both very young at heart. I would love to be raised in that household!

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/true-bloods-ryan-kwanten-anna-paquin-and-stephen-moyer-will-make-amazing-parents-2012106#ixzz1xQk8GTEO

Bring on the pregnant Paquin, the edible Skarsgard and the forever brooding, class-act Stephen Moyer. I have my true blood t-shirt I got at ComicCon and I’m raring to go.

Will you be watching?

Video is the new Catwalk. Presenting Dior and Gucci’s Newest.

We all know Karl Lagerfeld is a genius. He is indeed breaking boundaries in both Fashion AND Marketing.

The first designer ever to use short films/video as a marketing tool in a major fashion house. Not just video but literal short films. He tells stories and make you forget, for just one minute, hot models dressed in head to toe Dior are selling you a product.

Here is his latest triumph, a music video, found in the pages of my Vanity Fair, ‘Secret Garden-Versailles’.

These movies are ethereal, surreal and unique. Unkle Karl is not just a genius, but a mad genius.

Gucci has followed suit with a new style of bringing the runway out of the pages of Vogue, W Mag, Bazaar as well. A brilliant move, this SS 2012, they too presented a multi-media concept with their ‘Gucci Guilty’ campaign. Although it’s brought in more of a traditional advert format they brought one thing Dior Doesn’t have to the table. Chris Evan’s.

Yummy!

Who is next to follow suit? Whoever it is I think they are smarter than the average multi-million dollar fashion house.

For style and giggles, Here is ‘The tale of a Fairy’, by Karl Lagerfeld with Freja Beja.

Pt. 1

Pt. 2

Happy Sunday, Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp You Sexy Twisted Gemini (and my Dad too! He just rocks)

Today is a day of much elation. There will be gay pirates swilling beer, angsty artists donning their wide-brimmed hats and screaming girls just…screaming.

Today is Johnny Depp’s Birthday!

Groupies rejoice!

Johnny Depp turns an amazing and sexy, 49 years old. And I still would sleep with him. Just goes to prove, it’s not the age but the sexy. Johnny Depp carries so much sexy in his little finger he could make a million groupies swoon. Even better he is known to visit Hellyweird occasionally. Something tell’s me he may be with his gorgeous wifey Vanessa Paradis in France, with his kids.

Yup the Depp is a sexy Dad too!

We salute you Johnny Depp. The Burtonite’s, the Depp-ite Screamers, the Pirates & the Wonka’s of Mann’s Chinese and everyone who dresses up as Edward Scissorhands on Halloween.

Sigh…you sir, are #tehsex. Happy Birthday Johnny Depp.

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Addendum. I know it’s a lot of other uber cool Gemini’s Birthday today. Most importantly my Dad’s bday. Please stop by his Facebook and either send him a Happy Birthday Message or Post on his Wall. Let’s spoil him too!

My Dad, Robin Wolfe, Happy Birthday Daddio!

And his Facebook https://www.facebook.com/robin.wolfe

Shoes You Need – Alegandra G.

I try to keep my shoe addiction to a limit. I have 40 some odd pairs. That is low-key for me. Unfortunately as the next Imelda Marcos, I have found something to fuel my addiction. Alegandra G. Shoes.

Why do you need this. Let’s use a visual example.

Color is #thesex.

Add spikes and I will break my bank account

Feast your eyes on the SS 2012 collection’s ‘Asia H’Orange’.

This follows the trend of EVERY summer EVERYWHERE, bright colors. In summertime you want to wear amazing clothes that pop. Seeing this shoe made me think of warmth, sun and the ultimate LA thing, wearing next to nothing with a pair of hot shoes.

If you are looking for a little more class and not sass the appropriately named ‘Bradshaw’, is my next want of the moment.

I swear I could wear this with everything.

 

And if you are looking for a nice summer, sweet lacy look, this shoe is deliciously girliy. I like that it’s demure without being boring Boho.

‘The Kimberley’

If needed, it comes in classic black or tan for the fashionista who needs a calmer, gentler wedge.

Need another reason?

Alegandra G. shoes are starting to become of celebs. Because these demand sexy clients they have donned the feet of Adrianne Curry, Taryn Manning and the cute Lil Mama (think Nicki Minaj in wee form).

Signature sole’s with black and white stripes, shoe seduction and celebrities are grabbing these. And so am I.

Frankly I walk around LA too much so I think I’ll grab these ‘Amber’ spiked leopard print flats.

As a bitch on the go I need something comfortable and dangerous. This will keep the mugger’s away.

Street sweet and smart. Who is with me on this new shoe obsession?

Lindsay Lohan Collides with 18 Wheeler and Escapes Unscathed.

How lucky IS this girl?

After many trips to the hospital for ‘exhaustion’, time in jail, a drug and alcohol habit that knows no bounds, Lindsay Lohan, 26, is still kicking…..after hitting an 18 wheeler.

The actress hit an 18 wheeler in her Porsche destroying her car on PCH. Her passenger window shattered completely and rear bumper was fully off according to slimy website TMZ.

Picture is worth 1000 words

They weren’t kidding. Thankfully Lohan escaped with minor bruises and abrasions. An ambulance was called but she went to the hospital in a separate car.

Recently Lohan was filming Liz and Dick hoping to resurrect her flailing career. Although I think it’s blasphemy, here is one of the first promo pictures from JustJared.com

Lindsay is reportedly ‘ok’.

I am not sure if this is a good thing. I was kind of hoping she would spend time there and ‘dry out’.

For updates follow her on Twitter @LindsayLohan or check the trending topics on Twitter. Here’s to Lindsay 2 millionth scrape with death. That is one lucky little redhead.

Karl Lagerfelds cat Choupette. 2 Maids, one iPad and a Personal Diary?

Karl Lagerfeld may be the head of the Queen Bitch designers in the fashion world but he has a soft spot when it comes to his 9-month old Siamese ‘Choupette’.

According to WWD ‘Choupette’ is BEYOND spoiled. Karl was giving a rare interview about his book ‘Little Black Jacket’ for his Chanel line, when ‘Choupette’ stole the spotlight.

According to Mr. Lagerfield Choupette is like a kept woman.

He is quoted as saying

“She has two personal maids, for both night and day,” he told WWD. “She is beyond spoiled.”

“She doesn’t touch my food,” he says. “She doesn’t want to eat on the floor.

The spoiled little Siamese eats with Lagerfield at the dinner table daily. I guess she knows her human and how to work him.

“When I am not there, the maids take down, in little books, everything she did, from what she ate to how she behaved, if she was tired and if she wasn’t sleeping,” Lagerfeld says.

He adds that “We have almost 600 pages,” and one day “it could be funny to make a little book of Choupette’s diary.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/fashion/karl-lagerfeld-cat-2-maids-ipad-a-600-page-diary-article-1.1090987#ixzz1x9RJmueF

Choupette is no one trick spoiled kitty. She also is incredibly smart.

How cute is this photo?

I learned the amazingly cute Choupette knows how to use an iPad and has a Twitter account. Don’t believe it’s her? She is after all JUST a cat. Right? Wee Choupette is smarter than you think. Here is a video of her actually using her iPad.

 

Your cat may be smarter than you think. Choupette is. Time to start sleeping with one eye open.

If you want to follow Choupette on Twitter her account is: @ChoupettesDiary and it is of course hours of fun.

Kristen Stewart Talks SH*T About SH*T in Vanity Fair. So Classy!

Another fab photo where Kristen Stewart looks bored/stoned

My Vanity Fair is in the mail. I am really looking forward to reading the article on Kristin Stewart. Here’s why;

Kristen Stewart dishes shit on shit and curses about a million times in it.  Next time keep your f bombs in check darling.

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. “I get some serious sh-t about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like sh-t in half my photos, and I don’t give a f–k. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving sh-t eaters who want to turn truth into sh-t. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

Well hunny, you were wrong. You can say that. You see Vanity Fair is a fairly liberal magazine. They will print your bad behavior in an insanely well written article you WILL regret for the rest of your life.

Of course it’s their job to keep it cool and not make her look bad. I appreciate that. It’s why I read Vanity Fair and not TMZ.

Below is the video of Kristen Stewart posing gracefully for Vanity fair photogs during her shoot. And mocking us while she does is because she doesn’t give shit.

Sheryl Crow Has a BENIGN tumor

Diva, goddess and rocker Sheryl Crow recently let slip to an reporter Las-Vegas Review-Journal that she has a brain tumor.

Sheryl  stated,

“I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor,”

“I haven’t really talked about it. In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it’s benign, so I don’t have to worry about it.”

Naturally this has gotten blown out of proportion. It is BENIGN people. Since the press likes to make things BIG when NEGATIVE, I thought I would explain benign.

The term “benign” implies a mild and nonprogressive disease.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benign_tumor

Sheryl Crow is a fighter and has already battled breast cancer and kicked it’s ass. Here is hoping that this tumor not only is benign but she can terminate the little bugger.

 

 

New Photos Unearthed from XRCO Awards

I love trolling the internet. NOT as a troll. However when you are living in the land of unknown misnomer and clawing your way through the plastic boobies in Hollywood when you unearth new red carpet photos, it’s always a momentous occasion.

Here is the new red carpet photo’s I found. Hope you enjoy looking as much as I enjoyed taking them.

Thanks to Glenn Francis of Exposay.com. We wouldn’t get exposure if it weren’t for sexy bitches like you.

Fluoro, Te Adoro! On Trend for SS2012

I’ve tried to avoid the fluorescent trend this summer labeling it as 90’s throwback and ‘too bold’ for me. I’ve sneered and jeered at it and thought it was a Forever 21 ‘youth’ trend for people 16 and under.

Until about 2 days ago when I saw the cutest fluorescent pink shoes on my girl Sophie Dee.

I still can’t believe it was my mouth saying, “OMG I love those!”

I’ve found fluorescent’s to actually be appealing and the perfect bold accessory. An accent to a scintillating LBD. Rocking the itsy bitsy, teeny-weeny, bikini at a pool party, and even better, the runway.

-Too pretty, to pass up

I think my past trauma with fluorescent ‘Jams’ and splatter paint everything from the late 80s-early 90s, can AND will be overcome this summer. After all I was only a child at the time and I think I blocked most of it out. Some people forget their clothes at school, I dream of bad clothes.

For hopping on this hot trend this summer since I need baby steps I recommend starting with pretty shoes, bright colors.

I completely endorse this as a great way to find your comfort zone with Neon and Fluorescent trends. It’s bold and daring without being overbearing. Dontcha think? Also I am still shaky on the whole Neon thing and want to try it with sexy skirts, shorts or jeans.

BUT…THIS is what really did the convincing.

Even Fergie looks good in brilliant beautiful neon orange.

2012 Grammy awards and working it!

I cannot stand the Ferg. It’s nothing personal but she just reeks of ew, bad outfits and I don’t even want to think about her and Josh Duhamel together. *shudder*

Her saving grace? She just made me like fluorescent in fashion.

If she looks this good in fluorescent orange, I’m sold. Her often eccentric fashion choices (except for anything Gareth Pugh) generally turn me off. This proves that fluorescent are the perfect sexy, summer accessory. A must for my next red carpet.

Sexy, alluring and definitely an attention grabber. Mix and match or just use it as an accent. Outta my way kittens! I have some 80s trauma that I need to get over. Fluorescent’s just found their way into my wardrobe.

MTV Movie Awards: Arrows In Your Skull and Johnny Depp

The MTV Movie Awards are upon this which means terrible traffic. For once it’s not being held in Hollywood, but at the prestigious Gibson Theater in Universal City. This means the ever-so-quiet and innocent Valley will be over run with paid snipers, helicopters and annoying traffic stops for once.

As much as I could seriously bag on this event (the Hilton sister will be there, too easy) I am actually thankful for it. We could be stuck watching the Queen’s ‘Jubilee’ like most of Europe and ALL of my poor friends in the UK.

Here’s what’s in store.

‘Twilight’ and ‘Hunger Games’ will be battling it out. Personally I hope ‘Hunger Games’ wins. Even though it is a BLATANT rip off of ‘Battle Royale’ I still want to see Kristen Stewart make one face other than ‘stoned/pouty’ or ‘awake’. Her losing might jolt her awake long enough to do ‘pissed’.

Johnny Depp will be there looking like a mad, lost, French artist among plastic peasants. He will be gorgeous as usual in the crazy gay pirate kind of way and receiving the ‘Generation Award’. This means he is so hot that even your grand kids will fantasize over him and your Gma probably does. Scary but true.

Also ‘Bridesmaids’ is fighting for Best Movie and I am sure there will be shenanigans.

Tune in on your Tv around 9/8c On MTV!

The Queen may be an International Superstar today over the pond but we have drivel to watch! God Bless America!

Interview with Sophie Dee at Bizzy B and one sweet smelling Imani Rose! #sexysaturday

I think the adult industry has a bad rap. I am sure that years of puritanical rules and consistent lessons of ‘sex is bad and dirty’ a la conservative myth’s might have something to do with that. None of this is true. They are not only regular people but they are cuter, better dressed and sometimes better behaved than a lot of fashion people and celebrities icons of the moment.

Both girls were dressed really nicely and were completely sweet, personable and professional. About a minute after I got there both girls attention was drawn outside.

What the what?!

Turns out some sweetheart of a food truck guy drove all the way from the Valley to bring/make Sophie Dee an ice cream sundae! Awwwz with a side of ‘how-effin-cute-is-that?’

Sophie Dee enjoying ice cream

There were a few industry photogs outside and Imani Rose went out to pose with them.   Seem’s got distracted by an uber enthusiastic and  sweet fan.

Paprazzi
Loyal Fan/New Recruit

Isn’t she friggin gorgeous? I had no idea adult stars were this well dressed and rocked the pretty so hard. Don’t believe the myth about porn = trashy kittens. These girls are sexy-licious and they OWN IT.

The rest of the afternoon these girls got swamped with fans, interested lookie loo’s and random shoppers who got drawn in by the girls.

Crowd starting to form

Really it’s amazing to see these girls work their asses off in a non adult aspect. Their dedication to a rocking hot movie industry and performances in both adult AND mainstream movie’s is a full-time gig.

Mainstream you say? Yep. I spoke with Sophie Dee about the latest mainstream movies she was in quite recently. Turns out horror movies are a genre she just adores and is excellent in. I got exclusive details on her new horror flicks.

Enjoy the interview BELOW, click the linky

 **Interview with Sophie Dee 6/2/2012**

Interview with Sophie Dee at Bizzy B on her new movies in mainstream horror

Bizzy B of Hollywood, How Sexy Can You Get?

If you have never been to Bizzy B of Hollywood I am letting you in on an adult secret. It is clean, well-lit, has a chandelier on the ceiling and is the most comfortable dancewear/adult oriented store I have ever shopped in.

Her prices are competitive and Beatrice, the owner has worked with celebrities galore! Check out the walls when you come in.

There is an amazing array of lingerie and dancewear for the discriminating girlfriend, hardcore bitch, stripper, gogo dancer, drag queen and just good old fashion girly girls.

Al lot of the clothing you see above is all designed and made by Beatrice herself. She has made custom outfits for a ton of celebs and can fi any figure, shape or size. Just ask. It’s worth every penny.

Bizzy B also carries masks, costuming, a HUGE line of fishnets and hose, pasties and tons of Jewelry.

Oh, you are hardcore, goth, fetishista and or into the BDSM scene? There is a whole store to fit your needs. Just in time for Bondage Ball.

For the Girls
-And Boys Town

What are you waiting for? A public invite. Get your cute ass down to Bizzy B, catch yourself a porn star, do some legit lingerie/dancewear shopping and then sneak into the fetish side and get your dirty on.

You don’t need to be brave, just smart.

Steve Madden thinks he is Immature and the Olsens are a ‘PAIN’. They are. I used to work there.

I love writing about the Olsen twins because I used to work for them.

I can tell you from experience Ashley is sweet and smart, Mary Olsen is part of the ‘IDGAF’ tribe and 75% of their success should go to Jill their awesome handler (not pictured here).

Steve Madden collaborated with them for the last few years on shoes for their Elizabeth and James fashion line.

Recently Steve Madden had spotted the line ‘Superga’ in Europe and bonded over it with Ashley Olsen (the brains of the sisters, TRUST ME) cause she was all, “I love Superga”. Madden was hypnotized by Ashley’s superior twin power, transfixed by her shiny pearls and according to the NYPost said,

‘I’ll get it for you, I’ll bring it to America and you’ll be my creative director.’

How can you say no to the midget Goddess’ of messed up fashion?

Problem being although Madden insisted the girls were mature and ‘wordly’ for 25 years old, he also declared them a ‘pain in the ass’.

 They are difficult. They are exacting. They are a pain in the ass. But they’re very good though. No. They’re awesome.

Nice cover Steve, nice CYA moment.

I fully agree they are messed up and slightly bitchy, BUT they are just perfectly, sugary sweet. See how I did that? I suggest that every bitchy fashion queen learn from Madden. Remember it’s ‘OK’ to rip your business partner apart. Just end the comment with a positive and no one will be the wiser.

I’m looking forward to see what Madden and the twins come up with. Their new ‘Superga’ collection should be interesting. Despite the ‘pain in the ass’ part Dualstar Ent. is a thriving business, FOR A REASON.

Here’s to ‘bitchy queen’ Steve Madden whose shoe’s are forever fabulous and ALWAYS uncomfortable. Here’s to the ‘pain in the ass’ Olsen’s and their next billion dollar clothing venture.

We salute you for making fashion industry interesting.

Porntastic Saturday with Sophie Dee at Bizzy B. in Hollywood Tomorrow! 6/2/12 #Free #tehSEX

If you have moved to Los Angeles and your life is boring I am convinced it’s because one wants it to be.

Here’s something fun and free that brings the NC-17 to Hollywood Blvd. It’s flirty, dirty and you can bring your mom., but I wouldn’t recommend it because…..

It involves Porn and Boobies!

Triple XXX adult performer Sophie Dee will be rocking Bizzy B. of Hollywood, one of my favorite stores, tomorrow for an in store signing. That’ June 2nd, 2012. Mark the date now!

Here’s your chance to meet Sophie Dee up close and personal, get an autograph and be blinded by her drop dead Welsh beauty. Free.

What more could you ask for? Besides amazing brands like Blush, Cosabella & La Perla…

The owner is a knock out too! Beatrice is actually an ex-Miss Norway Playboy, was one of the Real Housewives of Norway, and has been in FHM International & South Africa in the last 2 years with new shoots coming up.

Yes, she is smart, speaks multiple languages and works with celebrities like:

Vida Guerra, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Corey Feldman, Holly Madison & Kendra Wilkinson of The Girls Next Door, Tera Patrick and even Nicki Minaj.

Come down tomorrow after noon and see Sophie Dee, say hello to the gorgeous Beatrice and grab yourself some costuming, lingerie and a new pair of panties. Sophie Dee might even sign them if you ask nice.

Bizzy B. in Hollywood is at:

Bizzy B

6548 Hollywood Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 469-4309 ‎ 
 And her website is: bseductive.com if you need DIRECTIONS or want to buy something from the privacy of your home.
See you tomorrow kittens, I’m heading down, are you?