Valentine’s Gift Guide – What to do for Your Man in LA. #GiftGuide #FilmGuide #ValentineforHim #LosAngeles #MustSeeMovies

We all know how to work Valentine’s Day for the woman in your life. Chocolate’s, lingerie, card’s, romantic dinners and the favorite, Jewelry. Let’s face it, buying for the woman in your life is easy. Valentine’s Day is 90% geared to the feminine persuasion and we get happy and romantically stupid over the smallest things (see jewelry).

This real question for the ladies. What do you get your boyfriend? A tie (see NO)? A geek toy (they already own it and haven’t told you)? Golfing lessons with Tiger Woods? Ok, he might like that one. Real dedication and love are none of these things ladies. What he really want’s is a date night involving a totally ludicrous, sexual, violent guy flick. And I have just the thing.

Sushi Girl is everything he ever wanted.

Gratuitous violence. Yeah there is plenty of that thanks to Tony Todd, Andy Mackenzie, Sonny Chiba and the most AWESOME Danny Trejo. Sex? A hot Courtney Palm leads as the ‘Sushi Girl’ laid out as myotaimori (a sushi table/girl). Witty Banter? Add Mark Hamill as the toady, simpering and wicked smart Crow. A secret knight in shining armor with a penchant for nose candy, James Duval. And our hero? Fish played by the ever awesome Noah Hathaway.

What happens when you put together a crew of seasoned professionals like Tony Todd who has a masterful career spanning 20+ years, Andy Mackenzie who has been in over 70 film and TV features ( from The Mentalist, CSI, True Blood), Mark Hamill who will forever be known for his awesome portrayal as young Skywalker, James Duval who will forever be Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko in my mind and Noah Hathaway who known his portrayal as Atreyu in the Never Ending story?

Mother-effing-magic.

How do I know ‘HE’ will like it? I was lucky enough to catch a screening at the Directors Guild. It made me squeamish, happy, sad and scream bad ass at the end. It’s been called Tarinto-esque and it really is. I’ll describe this feature as a ‘happy slice of hell’.

But why trust me? Check out the trailer here;

So ladies what do we do here in LA for the man we love? Take him to a rocking, socking, blow ’em up, hit you where it counts feature. The great part? It’s at Mann’s Chinese Theater and you can buy tickets online. And guys…if she doesn’t buy it…go now before it’s too late.

What are you waiting for? It’s a limited engagement playing from the 2/8-2/14.
Go buy here.

Sushi Girl Tickets Online

Kimye Poses as Jesus Christ in Brazil #Tacky #Tactless #StuntQueens

There comes a times when incredible egos do incredible stunts to be incredibly tacky to incredibly tabloid news. This would be one of them. Oh Kimye, What in Gods name are you doing?

No. Literally. What in Gods name are they doing?

Recently Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy Kanye West went to Rio De Janeiro to explore the wonders of Brazil. While at the ‘Christ the Redeemer’ statue, they decided to pull a trashy tabloid photo for the Brazilian paparazzi. Like only a stunt queen can they posed together as Jesus Christ.

Not only was this in bad taste (hey, it’s Kimye) but also blasphemy Seeing as Kanye has a long history of likening himself to Christ I suppose we shouldn’t be shocked. Annnnnnnd, we’re not.

The reason being is when eg-ho’s this big crash together, OF course they think they are bigger than JC. It’s alright to be disgusted by it. They are clueless and tactless.

This photo proves all of that. Note little boys look of disgust in background and Kanye’s look of herpaderp.

Gung Hay Fat Choi! Happy Chinese New Year – Year of the Water Snake!

Happy Chinese New Year to the Many wonderful Asians in my life.

This year is the year of the Water Snake which about success, methodical attention to detail and not becoming la-zy. This is a motivational year about focus and continued success and progress. Laziness and complacency are never good during a Snake year so let’s get motivated for a happy year that includes achieving goals above and beyond what you thought you could do.

Here is a lovely synopsis from Hanban.com;

The Overall Trend in 2013 Year of Snake

The 2013 Snake of year has ability to read complicated situation quickly in a controlled manner which is good for business. Signing documents of any kind requires very thorough attention. 2013 horoscope predict it is a good year to begin important detail work. Research and investigation are supported. The Snake has sneaky energy that can be to your advantage. Look for the holes in the loop. A new-found ambition to greatness will inspire you to be all you can be, and provide you with the follow through to actually achieve your goals, And, 2013 year of the Snake also supports added responsibility,

But 2013 Snake need to watch for fanatical commitments since Snakes inclination to spend money quickly than earn them may produce tensions in personal relationships. Create a safe space to work from this 2013 year. The Snake likes protection, needs to feel safe and secure to utilize its special analytical skills. This is the year to make headway in slow and methodical ways. Things will definitely be accomplished as you focus forward.

Enjoy the upcoming year folks.

Being a Fire Snake myself I’m motivated to make this year all it can be. What’s your Chinese Zodiac sign and Cosmic Element? Find out here!

http://www.astrologizeme.com/your_chinese_sign.shtml

And to learn more about the Chinese New Year go to the always awesome Wikipedia!

Learn About Chinese New Year And Zodiac

Gung Hay Fat Choi! Off for motivational walk!

Runway Report – Prabal Gurung FW 2013 Collection #GracefullyEdgy

Prabal Gurung has stepped out to be a celebrity favorite in recent years. His clothing has something for everyone. From Michelle Obama to red carpet divas, his collection is both surrealistic art and feminine grace.

This year Prabal Gurung has taken the theme of military colors style that we see in so many collection’s and mixed it with draped material that flow against the body. Not forgetting well-placed fur trim, casual sweaters and and classic military chic crossed with with a vintage look of class from the 1940’s. These are apparent in every collection for Fall/Winter 2013. So what makes Prabal Gurung stand out above the many collections we have seen?

He crossed it with his personal touch including; well placed cut outs and the ever influential Gothic element, creating a striking collection. The biggest selling point? His above the knee buckle boots that are to die for.

See the collection below;

Runway Report – Jason Wu Starts Off New York Fashion Week With a Bang! #Hot #NYFW #FW2013 #JasonWu

As Fashion Week in New York begins Jason Wu has stepped forward as one of the first designers to define style for the Fall Winter 2013 season. Wu brought forth a collection that was monochromatic, with dashes of persimmon & varying shades of taupe on classic looks that embodied the late 60’s and 80’s. Flash has been replaced with refined style, a dash of futurism, monochromatic blocking and elongated peplum-skirted figures. Add the accessory of rich fur throughout his collection and overall his women’s collection put it’s best foot forward to start New York Fashion Week out with a proper BANG.

Check out the collection below.

Progress on the Fashion Front – Vogue Thailand Hires it’s First Male Editor-in-Chief

Vogue. Addiction. The bible. However you want to label it, it’s name alone comes with a hefty reputation.

I am pleased to see that Vogue Thailand is living up to that rep, by hiring the first male Editor-in-Chief, Kullawit Laosuksri. First male editor for Vogue, ever. In the world.

Starting things off with a bang Kullawit decided commission Phillip Treacy, extraordinary haberdasher to the fashion elite (oh and the Gaga) to help him with the cover. According to Nation’s interview with the pint-sized super editor;

For the Thai edition, we also want to present Thai women’s cheerful attitude and lifestyle. For the first issue we wanted a chada [the traditional tall coronet], which is internationally recognised and has a sophisticated design. We searched the archives of the master of the craft, Chakrabhan Posayakrit, and then asked Phillip Treacy, a world-renowned maker of headdresses, to create a chada we could display on our cover.

Bravo! excellent start. Unfortunately Thai Vogue is working with the smallest budget out of all the Vogue magazine’s in the world. If this is what Vogue Thai is starting at the gate with I may have to pick up an issue to support. I do have faith that the smallest are the fiercest and can make something out of nothing. Cough…I speak from experience.

Here is hoping that Kullawit is knowledgeable and ambidextrous as an editor. Also that there are some damn good advertisers. Vogue lives off that money!

Brad and Angelina expecting 7th Superior Child of Ethereal Grace & Genetic Dominance? #Rumors #Really?

Oh Brad and Angie, stop looking so smug. We know your secret now.

Rumor around the evil Hollywood entertainment mill is that Brad & Angie, the holy couple of all, are having a 7TH BABY. Yes that’s right. A 7th one. Why? Because they can.
Although rumors in Hollywood are generally created by crafty PR people I have to say this one is too good not think it’s real. With Angie’s Mia Farrow complex and Brad Pitt’s superior everything why wouldn’t they be having another child.

According to a ‘source’, ““Angelina has been staying out of the public eye because she doesn’t want to let anyone know that she’s expecting … She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public.”
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/495781/angelina-jolie-pregnant-brad-pitt-and-jolie-expecting-7th-child-rumor/#74mfF3HIaq5mRCRD.99

Where do they find these ‘sources’? I must have one! They are so…so convenient.

Chances are there are baby rumors because they have a life and did not show up to award season. This usually creates gossip about pregnancy. However if they the morning sickness rumors are true Angie’s about 3 months pregnant.

Even if Brad’s Chanel ads were a failure, he sure seems to be good at one thing.

Brad and Ang, I wish you well with your rumor baby! Here’s hoping it’s happy and healthy. If it exists.

Announcement: Heathyr Wolfe New Sr. Men’s Fashion Editor at @FastLaneMag! #New #Improved #MensFashion

I know I have been missing in action kittens. I hate to disappoint a massive reader population because I love you guys. You complete me. BUT, I have a damn good reason….

After writing my ass off for years, some college courses in a little thing Journalism and too much experience I am moving from here to the pages of FastLane Magazine as the Senior Men’s Fashion Editor! Yes it deserves an exclamation point. I’m proud of it, dammit.

What does that mean for HeathyrWolfe.com? A whole lotta double time. I will be writing a column on Men’s Fashion, working on the magazine online and IN PRINT AND writing for HeathyrWolfe.com. Sure it sounds like a lot, but this is why god invented caffeine and red bull.

So hop over in the next few weeks and check it out. Especially if you are a man. We have everything a male could want, cars, chicks and luxury. Who could ask for anything more?

FastLaneMag.com?!

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What to do on New Years Even in Los Angeles? Party with Me! #WeHo #SunsetBlvd #Falcon #Me

Every year I have a crisis on what to d, where to go and how to dress. This year I have the dress, the shoes, hair but what about a kick ass venue and money. Well I believe on keeping it cheap and fly. Makes more money for drinks available. It also means everyone I know has a good time because I am hilarious when I am drunk.

This years venue came to me magically. Kind of like, if the Gillette sensor centaur handed you a margarita in Cabo.

This years New Year’s Eve party includes; DJs, Bands, Fashionisatas, Artists, possible pot luckery, a fab venue and my people, of course. The best part? It’s $10 at the door and there is VALET! Did I mention its one of the few venues on NYE open until 4am?

Jeebus it’s so amazing it sounds unreal right? Well its 1000% for real and happening at Falcon Restaurant on West Sunset Boulevard.

How do I get in?! Where do I go? Here’s the details. Let’s party the night away together and ring in a fabulous 2013;

Enough awesome people agreed there needed to be a local, inexpensive & FUN celebration and here it is!!! Only $10 which is AMAZING for New Years in Hollywood. And we’re going until 4 AM!! Valet Parking Available.

DJs
Kevin Venable
Shannon Jensen
Michael Simpson
Theo Harper
Shok
(& more)

Performances by
Night Club – http://facebook.com/nightclubband
Juliette Angeli – http://facebook.com/rldband
Shok

Late Night Dance Contests
Would you like to DJ, dance, perform magic, bring food, do standup or tell a story during the night? Bring it!!

Get Directions at;
http://www.falconslair.com/

http://facebook.com/mylivetube

It all started here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152306691955551&set=a.223154675550.289326.893790550&type=1

Santa arrested in Austin, TX for Giving out Sidewalk Chalk to Children #OccupySanta? #OccupyTexas

It seem’s no matter how nice you go about it, saying eff you to the man is still a reason to assault innocent protesters How innocent are we talking? This year Austin, TX arrested…SANTA!!

This year Occupy protesters wanted to share good will and do something nice for the children.

Yesterday, Occupy Austin participant James Peterson decided to head down to the Capitol Building and hand out colored chalk to children to celebrate the holidays in a fun, non-violent way. The kids of course LOVED it. They drew things like ‘PEACE” and “JOY’ and ‘SANTA’ . So CUTE!

Because this is highly illegal (sidewalk chalk baaaaad)3 DPS cops ran down Santa and his helpers. They then threw him to the ground, face down, and arrested him.

To add insult and destroy the Christmas spirit for the kids, they also stripped of his Santa suit against a police car and 4 cops frisked him. In public.

Way to go Austin Police Department. This year you won’t JUST be getting coal in your stocking, but dog poo as well. Do you know how much your children hate you right now? Expect an emancipation order in your stocking when they hit 18.

Didn’t they watch ‘Miracle on 34th street’? Everyone knows you don’t mess with Santa!

Here’s hoping they are kind to him, drop charges and set him free ASAP. We’re rooting for you James Peterson, and Santa is too!

See the full gallery at the AustinChronicle.com HERE;

http://www.austinchronicle.com/occupy-austin/

Facebook Plans to turn into Myspace. Adding Video Adverts to YOUR Timeline in 2013#hellno #FAIL

Ah Facebook. It’s the worlds worst catch 22.

Your effed if you don’t have it; People now use it for celebs, deals, contests, promotion and establishing social existence. Meeting others in an overpopulated world. Keeping tabs on your SO (significant other). Staying in touch long distance. Meeting new business contacts.

Your are effed if you do have it; Unmanageable, trite, childish, your mom’s on it, time waster. Relationship killer and an easy way to get fired. Fake accounts, spam bots and now, video ads in your timeline in 2013.

What the hell Zuckerberg? Yes it’s true. According to our lovely geeks at Wired.com;

Facebook plans to unveil 15-second video ads by April within both mobile and desktop news feeds, several advertising executives tell Ad Age. The ads will start playing automatically, according to two of the executives, and Facebook has reportedly not decided whether to mute audio from the ads.

Ad Age reports that the commercials will even expand beyond the middle web page section that normally contains the news feed, taking over the left and right rails of the page as well.

Facebook declined to comment.

Thank you Mark Zuckerberg for continually turning this into Friendster/Myspace. Soon everyone will be canceling accounts and officially ‘quitting this shit’. Including me. Facebook’s site is starting to look like AOL in the 90s. Oh the emoticons, nice touch. That killed it.

In the meantime we suffer well. What do you think of recent Facebook changes?

Anonymous to Build Human Shield to Protect Sandy Hook Victims Families

Say what you will about the mysterious rebel hacker group ‘Anonymous’ but NEVER say they don’t care about ‘the people’. Here is why I love them.

It seems nothing is sacred to the Westboro Baptist Church. First they attack Gay Rights by creating GodHatesFags.com. Then on their picket schedule they will be the Newton, CT massacre funeral of the Principal Dawn Bogdan. Why? Simply because Connecticut supports gay marriage.

I got this lovely screenshot from their picket schedule on GodsHateFags.com, which BTW made me sick to my stomach;

As the victims families of the horrific Newton, CT shooting which claimed almost 30 lives, try to mourn their loss, it seems that Westboro Baptist Church will be outside picketing AGAIN.

Enter Anonymous.

Anonymous will be standing tall, creating a human wall to barricade the Sandy Hook shooting victims families against the Westboro picketers. They have organized to protect and honor these people. I guess we do have real superheroes. In the past they have also hacked the Westboro Baptist Church twitter. Through research I found out the Government is giving them smack down as well.

Congress passed a bill in August that says,

protesters must be at least 300 feet from military funerals from two hours before they start until two hours after they end

That’s YOU Westboro. This was specifically drafted because of their protests at funerals. Hate like this, will not be tolerated.

Westboro Baptist Church. I hope Anonymous not only stops you, but takes you down. You’ve just made a powerful enemies with Government, Anonymous and ME, the press.

My heart goes out to the families of the shooting. May they mourn in peace.

Romeo Beckham Does Burberry – Editorial Video

Tis the season for Fashion Editorial video’s and our Fashion House today is Burberry. Stylish, classic chic with an amazing brand image. Who doesn’t think about that perfect plaid when Burberry is mentioned?

It also makes me think of trench’s and English tea. And how Victoria Beckham was banned from wearing Burberry a few years ago because it was ‘trashy, not classy’ on her.

Well payback is a bitch and we love it. The best revenge is living well and having gorgeous children. Right Victoria?

Not only did Victoria turn her life around BUT she married David Beckham and had kids.

Cute ones. So cute…..Romeo Beckham is now working as a model. And he just got his first job. Working FOR Burberry.

I love irony. It’s just wicked and funny. Also makes for great blogging!

All things said and done, Burberry and the Beckham’s mended things and are working together. So glad the Big B and the Big V aren’t in a bitch fight anymore.

Here are the shots Mario Testino took of the wee cheeky monkey thanks to GraziaDay.co.uk;

Check out Romeo Beckham’s debut as a fashion model as the fabulous new face of the brand in this quick and sweet video ;

Shooting in Newton, Conneticut Leave Over 20 Dead #shame #terrible #sendlove

ht_newton_bee_school_shooting_nt_121214_wblog — State police personnel led children from the school, following a shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary. – AP Photo/Newtown Bee, Shannon Hicks

To this day I will NEVER EVER understand why people do this.

A terrible shooting has occurred in Newton, CT leaving over 20 fatalities. 18 children and 6 adults shot at the school. Two were pronounced dead at hospital. The gunman is Adam Lanza, 20, says Conn. State Police spokesman Paul Vance.

Adam Lanza, 20, shot his mother Nancy Lanza dead at their home. He then drove to the school. Lanza’s mother was a teacher at Sandy Hook School and he “had a dispute with her” which is why he targeted her Kindergarten class. Adam Lanza is described by neighbors as ‘odd’ and thought to be mentally ill, explaining his skewed reasoning.

Lanza was found dead inside the school from a self-inflicted gunshot wound, an official told the AP.

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This horrific incident was addressed by President Obama who was very upset, and cried during his statement.

We’ve endured too many of these tragedies in the past few years. And each time I learn the news I react not as a President, but as anybody else would — as a parent. And that was especially true today. I know there’s not a parent in America who doesn’t feel the same overwhelming grief that I do.

The majority of those who died today were children — beautiful little kids between the ages of 5 and 10 years old. They had their entire lives ahead of them — birthdays, graduations, weddings, kids of their own. Among the fallen were also teachers — men and women who devoted their lives to helping our children fulfill their dreams.

So our hearts are broken today

I am horrified this behavior has ever occurred and continues to occur. My heart goes out to every soul out there who has been effected by this.

Watch the full Presidential address on this here;

If you would like to read the full Presidential address on transcript, click below;

http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/2012/12/14/president-obama-makes-statement-shooting-newtown-connecticut#transcript

Anne Hathaway on her Commando Style Slip (#withpictures),”I was devastated”.

Anne Hathaway made a rather profound statement on the red carpet yesterday by exposing her well-trimmed vag to thousands of reporters and bloggers. For that we thank her.

After her indecent exposure Anne did what any poon revealing princess would do, she freaked out. Then she issued a press release to show remorse. (Britney are you taking notes?)

According to NYDailyNews.com she was overheard Tuesday at a luncheon at the Four Seasons;

“I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn’t realize it until I saw all the photographers’ flashes,” she told Vanity Fair writer Ingrid Sischy. “It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/hathaway-devastating-article-1.1218200#ixzz2EsI32qUD

Actually Anne you did lift up your skirt. THAT was the problem. I hope you learned the problem was….NOT wearing panties.

These days Anne’s image is everything as she tackles being a ‘serious actress’. Hopefully she won’t take this snafu too badly and will move on unscathed. After all this mess, she really did wear a fabulous outfit. Making that dress look good is not easy, but she pulled it off in spades.

I think Anne Hathaway is safe as long as she doesn’t start pulling wigs out of her closet.

Want see Anne Hathaway’s Uncensored slip up? Check it out here (18+ ONLY);

https://heathyrwolfe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2626582_111212_anne1s.jpg

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