I am tired of a world where we are forcibly immersed in the world of the Kardashians. It’s boring and plastic and full of shameless selfies, and photo-shopped body parts. However every once in a while a photographer actually comes along and makes Kim look beautiful. Classic even. Which is what Vogue Brazil and Ellen Von Unwerth did in these shots of her.
Kim’s cover for Vogue Brazil shot by the tremendously talented Ellen Von Unwerth, speaks to me in classic volumes of simple beauty.
Reminiscent of the 70s, these photos are shot in more natural light then studio HMI’s (both were necessary), in such a way that Kim looks almost passable as a model, and less like a plasticine princess. Ellen cast her in a light that creates her looking like a late Monroe and 70’s pin-up porn girl. Simple elegance mixed with a dash of homegrown smut.
Congratulations Ellen von Unwerth. Your talent shined in this editorial.
When Karl Lagerfeld said , “It’s never too early to care about fashion.”, I don’t think this is what he envisioned.
Baby Kimye, aka North West is looking darling in Chanel including her first garishly, over priced baby Chanel bag.
According to the nice people at the Huffpost, baby North is posing as a model for the CR Fashion Book.
I can just hear it; “With her mother’s good looks and her daddies ego North Strikes a fierce baby pose sans booties.This evening attire can be yours for around $20,000 dollars you were using to re-finance your house.”
OR you can just take in the cuteness people. Yeah, I can’t hate on North West. It is the one thing Kanye and Kim did right.
As the fashion world reels to the news the the ever relevant irrelevant ‘Kimye’ has taken over the Vogue cover, Naomi Campbell has spoken out. Or perhaps pulled the most epic LOL on the face of the planet. Normally I think she is stone cold B*tch, which can be great in fashion and modeling. No, really. However this time I want to hug that frozen goddess and thank her. Her rebuttal to the nasty made everyone smile. Possibly even Anna Wintour.
If you are like me, right now, you are laughing. Yes, obvious news of the ‘no-duh’ has surfaced. Kanye has been hitting the piece of ass, fame whore above, Leyla Ghobadi, and cheating on Kim Kardashian.
Let’s look at the facts. While Kim was not pregnant, she was still nicely thick and Kanye was hitting it. in her first 3-4 months, she wasn’t showing but her boobs and ass grew. Kanye was hitting it. Kim then hit 5-6 months and Kanye suddenly decided to stay in Paris to ‘record’ knowing Kim couldn’t fly or travel. Kanye was very much not hitting that ass aka doing Kim. I’m not sure how this escaped Kim, except Kris kept her in the dark, controls her life and distracted her with a nickel in a bottle of water.
Basically, Kim is so ‘busy’ she didn’t notice the family poisoning the relationship and Kanye heading for the European Hills. That’s when fake tan & booby (like Kim), Canadian ‘model’ (I use this loosely) Leyla Ghobadi comes in.
Supposedly it was really hard for her to tell her story. This is why she released all her instagram photo’s to the press.And ran to Star Magazine to ‘tell her story’. Leyla is all about respect as stated below.
This is going to destroy the Kardashian family,” Ghobadi told Star. “It’s bad. It’s really bad. It’s just embarrassing. But if I were Kim and about to have a baby, I would want to know.”….“He told me . . . he wanted to ‘hook up,’ but I was concerned that he was seeing Kim Kardashian,” she told Star. “He told me that [the relationship] was for publicity and nothing serious.”…“We began to make out for a while — and next thing I knew, we were both naked and having sex,” she told Star. They had another tryst that October in New York — while the pregnant Kardashian was in Miami, Star reports. And the brazen mogul even tried to get her in the sack again this past weekend, the magazine reports. But by then, she knew Kardashian was pregnant and refused. “I would never do that to someone,” she told Star.
How brave and caring Ghobadi is! She wouldn’t sleep around with a baby daddy. She didn’t know Kim was pregnant for the last 8 months and just figured it out. Riiiigghht.
Well, all is well that ends in PR. Nice job stunt queens. You all get an Emmy. No one would have ever seen this coming. Stay tuned for Kim’s fake over reaction…..
For those of you hiding under a rock, the Met paired with Vogue Editor Anna Wintour and several other amazing CFDA board members to present “Punk: Chaos to Couture” and opened for the annual Met Gala yesterday.
Photo by Betty Sze of Models.com
Vogue had a live stream, twitter was a-tweeting and I was live tweeting my likes and dislikes of yesterdays red carpet. What? You weren’t tweeting with me? Well then go add me at @HeathyrWolfe before you start feeling guilty.
Icons of Fashion, TV and the Big Screen showed up in droves. Some fashionable, some fashionably late. Most were punk to gills as they should have been. Vivienne Westwood made a show and an amazing political plight for Bradley Manning, the soldier at the centre of the Wikileaks drama,
Madonna in Givenchy and Casadei shoes, showed some fierce punk attitude Surprisingly, Miley Cyrus was head to toe H-O-T, in a fishnet dress by Marc Jacobs,
The piece-de-resistance was Sarah Jessica Parker. She put a smile on everyone’s face with a mohawk head piece that was vintage Phillip Treacy, a Sarah Jessica Parker In Giles Deacon Dress dress and kick your ass plaid thigh-high boots.
Others were just there to share the spotlight namely our favorite resident paparazzi junkies Kimye who failed in this floral fashion flop,
Photo by WireImage
Kristen Stewart who looked smashing but did nothing but smirk and eye roll on the red carpet
And January Jones who rode in on her broomstick, giving Anna Wintour a run for her money.
Want to see a full gallery? Check it out!
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Anne Hathaway in Valentino
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Hathaway in Valentino
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Beyonce In Givenchy
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Beyonce In Givenchy
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Emma Watson in Prabal Gurung
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Florence Welch in Givenchy
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Doutzen Kroes
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Ginnfer Goodwin in Tory Burch
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Gwyneth Paltrow in Valentino Couture
Photos by Getty or WireImage – January Jones
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Jessica Biel in Giambattista Valli
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Jessica Pare from Mad Men in a Jason Wu dress
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Joan Smalls in Tom Ford
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Karlie Kloss in Boho chic
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Katie Holmes in Calvin Klein
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Katie Holmes in Calvin Klein
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Katie Perry in Dolce Gabbana
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kristen Stewart
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Madonna in Givenchy and Casadei shoes
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Madonna in Givenchy and Casadei shoes
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Nicole Richie in TopShop
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Nicole Richie in TopShop
Photos by Getty or WireImage – SJP in Giles Deacon dress, Phillip Treacy head piece
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Marc Jacobs and Sofia Coppola in Marc J.
Photos by Getty or WireImage – The beautiful Vivienne Westwood
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Zandra Rhodes in her own design
Photos by Getty or WireImage – Rooney Mara in Givenchy
Regardless of dress, time, place punk will forever be honored with amazing displays from icons like Vivienne Westwood & McLaren and my favorite, Alexander McQueen. They are all showing right now at the Met so go check out the exhibit STAT!!.
I know you may be a little too far to get NYC so below I give you Daria Werbowy in a Punk Story. Daria Werbowy – Punk Stories by Vogue.com
All the world is rapt by Kim Kardashians horrifying pregnancy outfits. Truly atrocious and all around bad it’s a whole lotta style ‘don’t’ for Fergie and other mom’s to be.
However I am pleased to bring some really good news. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West found out that they are having a girl! Props to the parents.
Credit: Denise Truscello/WireImage.com
Now if we could only get poor Kim a new stylist who doesn’t hate her. Poor Kimmy. Do what you do best girl. Be a diva and fire her. All of us will thank you.
There comes a times when incredible egos do incredible stunts to be incredibly tacky to incredibly tabloid news. This would be one of them. Oh Kimye, What in Gods name are you doing?
No. Literally. What in Gods name are they doing?
Recently Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy Kanye West went to Rio De Janeiro to explore the wonders of Brazil. While at the ‘Christ the Redeemer’ statue, they decided to pull a trashy tabloid photo for the Brazilian paparazzi. Like only a stunt queen can they posed together as Jesus Christ.
Not only was this in bad taste (hey, it’s Kimye) but also blasphemy Seeing as Kanye has a long history of likening himself to Christ I suppose we shouldn’t be shocked. Annnnnnnd, we’re not.
The reason being is when eg-ho’s this big crash together, OF course they think they are bigger than JC. It’s alright to be disgusted by it. They are clueless and tactless.
This photo proves all of that. Note little boys look of disgust in background and Kanye’s look of herpaderp.
As we all rest well tonight on the lovely Christmas eve at least one person tonight will have nightmares, and it will be me. Let me explain.
People suffer through a special kind of hell everyday. Often it’s brought on by simple things. Bad Dressers, Bad make up the MAC girl sold you, Cholas with sharpie eyebrows, PR girls on their blackberrys, the party guy who won’t stop talking about himself, having to stare at Anne Hathaway’s landing strip, long waits for the bathroom in the mall, mysterious fan boys/girls who won’t stop IM’ing you. All these things make us irritable. Ok, ME irritable.
This time the annoyance is bigger than you or I. In fact it’s so big, it’s the size of Kim Kardashian’s booty! And Kim Kardashian is attached to it.
In fact if this were all about making fun of Kim’s booty I would not be the least bit annoyed. But instead it’s about a Tyler Perry movie. And Kim Kardashian is in it. And it looks REALLY, REALLY bad. And Kim’s in it.
Below is the trailer to torture your retinas with.
Ask yourself do you really want to watch this?
Uhhhh I dunno
First because it’s Tyler Perry and second cause it’s got Kim reading lines off cue cards in it. Frankly it looks like a Hallmark/Lifetime movie of the hour.
T-R-Y and enjoy. Or laugh really hard like I did. (Oh and Merry Christmas Eve kittens! Happy Holidays!!)
Never let it be said they Kardashians are not close. Maybe they don’t all love each other but this takes a HUGE amount of combined effort to put on a Christmas card like this. I mean this public display of celebrity is over the top! Go mama Kris.
A few things I would like to point out;
1) Silver and white. With champagne glasses. Soooooo, that means it’s actually a New Year’s Eve card? I say that as an awkward question because the card is making me feel awkward. And not Christmas-y.
2) Kris and Bruce are REALLY far apart. Is this a result of their not so happy marriage? Inquiring minds want to know!
3) Kim is has no boyfriend in this!! My god what will Kanye think? More importantly what will his ego say?
4)Kim’s dead kitten ‘Mercy’ is sitting in the box. Is she the ghost of Christmas past? Wouldn’t it have been smarter to photoshop her out. It’s making me sad.
Supposedly Lamar and Khloe couldn’t make it and were photshopped in. Why couldn’t they remove a dead kitten. And Scott Disick (hate him). Ugh.
There you have it folks. Love them or hate them the Kardashian’s wish you a Merry Christmas. Here’s hoping we all have a ‘White Christmas and very merry New Year with our families.
Welcome to Khroma Beauty selling in a Sears near you.
As the Kardashians work on a business empire, their newest venture is into the beauty. It’s called Khroma. You too can look like an orange, plastic tart if you buy this. If it stays on he market.
Unfortunately the triple K sisters are in legal trouble for the second time with Khroma Beauty for the SECOND time in 3 months. This time they have a copyright infringement to deal with. A company called ‘Kroma’ run by Lee Tillett Inc., is saying they need to change their name because it is WAY too similar.
WHAT?!! The Kardashian’s are rip off artists?! Seem’s Hollywood and the Kardashians are OUT of idea’s.
My guess? I bet they make it go away with some nice cold, hard cash. Control freak and momager Kris will step in and make it right. Khroma is already selling online and these sell out’s have to get paid. What a shame. I kind of like Lee Tillet, Inc.’s beauty line.
As they say, only the good die young. That goes for business too.
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