Lindsay Lohan Available for Weddings/Bar Mitzvahs?! #YourEvent #hellno

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My favorite poster girl for AA has become a commodity and is selling her soul…I mean herself….I mean is AVAILABLE for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

According to new news surfacing on the NYPostDaily.com her management, 123Talent.com, says she available for your party now!

Check out this screenshot;

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Who knew Lindsay is a fashion designer and recording artist. I thought she was Miss body shots 2012. I have much to learn about our redheaded friend. I would think Lindsay at a wedding would be an awesome ear bleeding wedding singer. Maybe she could recite Hebrew at your Bar mitzvah wearing a prison issued yarmulke. Garsh that sounds like fun.

I guess with a huge debt to the IRS and a storage locker full of stuff she hasn’t paid for she NEEDS the money. Oh that, and her 12 packs a day cigarette habit she washes down with booze and meth.

Will you be booking Lilo for your next event? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Kardashian Christmas Card #whitechristmas

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Never let it be said they Kardashians are not close. Maybe they don’t all love each other but this takes a HUGE amount of combined effort to put on a Christmas card like this. I mean this public display of celebrity is over the top! Go mama Kris.

A few things I would like to point out;
1) Silver and white. With champagne glasses. Soooooo, that means it’s actually a New Year’s Eve card? I say that as an awkward question because the card is making me feel awkward. And not Christmas-y.
2) Kris and Bruce are REALLY far apart. Is this a result of their not so happy marriage? Inquiring minds want to know!
3) Kim is has no boyfriend in this!! My god what will Kanye think? More importantly what will his ego say?
4)Kim’s dead kitten ‘Mercy’ is sitting in the box. Is she the ghost of Christmas past? Wouldn’t it have been smarter to photoshop her out. It’s making me sad.

Supposedly Lamar and Khloe couldn’t make it and were photshopped in. Why couldn’t they remove a dead kitten. And Scott Disick (hate him). Ugh.

There you have it folks. Love them or hate them the Kardashian’s wish you a Merry Christmas. Here’s hoping we all have a ‘White Christmas  and very merry New Year with our families.

Wendy Williams Thinks Beyonce is Dumb #5thGradeEducation

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I love it when fools lead idiots and give them a talk show. This time I am talking about our Diva of plastic surgery. Not LaToya but Wendy Williams.
Yes some foolio gave her a show and he was laughing all the way to the bank because Wendy Williams is a bigger foolio.

Recently she decided to blab all about how fascinating it is for her to watch TV, and Beyonce was on taking about her new documentary on her life and music.

Well Miss double W had closed captioning on and these were her deep and important thoughts on Beyonce’s new docu-man-taree;

“I am a Beyoncé fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyoncé can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.”

The studio audience booed in response to Williams and she got a little defensive:

“Excuse me, I just said I was a fan. But we have to call a spade a spade.

Sure Wendy, let’s call a spade a spade. You were huge and magically lost all this weight naturally (stomach stapling), have a new face and are on TV only cause you have a mouth bigger than the state of New York.

Ooo, gurrrl. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

I give Wendy a fail on this and that Beyonce, Jay-Z and a ton of fans will not take this lightly. She just made a powerful, 5th grade education, enemy.

Game on Wendy. Game on.

 

Katt Williams Caught & Arrested #Finally #Duh

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I guess Katt and Lilo only have so many get out of jail free cards and both just expired.

The look you see above is Katt Williams face when he finally got arrested for something. So far the funny man has escaped authorities on past charges for playing with guns and being ghetto but this time it stuck.

Katt was up Seattle and stopped by the World Sports Grille. There he got in a few verbal showdown with a few individuals and, according to the statement by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, “brandished a pool cue at a bar manager and refused to leave the business.”

Here’s where Katt Brought the K-lassy. His psycho kicked in and he followed a family outside. According to the police report and EOnline.com Katt went full-scale ghetto;

As the family got into their car, Williams flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman, striking her just below her eye,” said Spangenthal-Lee. “Williams also threw a rock at the family’s car.”

When arriving on the scene attempted to take him into custody, Williams subsequently resisted arrest.

After the Friday After Next star was finally subdued, he was booked into the nearby King County Jail for investigation of assault, harassment and obstructing police officers. A bail hearing was set for Monday afternoon.

Oh Homeboy. The problem with a life of crime? It will catch up to you.

I think Katt Williams will learn a valuable lesson. It’s that if you get booked on a weekend you usually don’t see the judge until Tuesday. He must have a REALLY good lawyer to be tried for bail today. Either way Micah ‘Katt’ Williams will most likely not get off with community service. We’re looking at jail time and a fine.

Flicking cigarette’s? Throwing rocks? Really?!

Funny man Katt, we’re sorry, but you aren’t so funny anymore.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez SPLIT!! I #belibethereishope

Look’s there is hope for all you Belieber’s out there. The PR stunt known as Disney kids Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have officially s-p-l-i-t.
I can hear the screams from tweens and cat ladies around the world. Hooray! But what caused the rift? No one will ever know.

According to Reuters.com;

Representatives for Bieber and Gomez did not returns calls or emails on Saturday.

Typical Disney cover up. Give it two or three weeks. Someone will tell the press what happened. In the meantime, ladies, start your engines. The Bieber is back on the market!

Disney Buys Lucasfilm for 4.4 BILLION Dollars, #BeAfraid

Yes it really happened and yeas that is a real number. Mega business conglomerate Disney (known as Mauschwitz in SoCal) bought the infamous Lucasfilm Ltd. for almost 4.5 BILLION dollars, including shares.

According to ComingSoon.net;

Under the terms of the agreement and based on the closing price of Disney stock on October 26, 2012, the transaction value is $4.05 billion, with Disney paying approximately half of the consideration in cash and issuing approximately 40 million shares at closing. The final consideration will be subject to customary post-closing balance sheet adjustments.

No joke. It seems this merger is taking Princess Leia, Luke and Jar Jar please-stfu-Binks to a whole new level of wrong.

Why do I say wrong? Because Lucasfilm has agreed to deliver Star Wars 7 in 2015! Oh yes. Oh no. Not quite sure what to think here. It could be balls out amazing, especially in the graphics department if Disney is helping produce this.

What do we say, yay or nay? Give us your opinion below.

 

Animegacon in Las Vegas and the Fabulous, Gothic, Visual Kei, Gothic Lolita, La Carmina!

La Carmina is a friend of mine (as well as a few of her pirates, yar!). I consider myself very lucky to have met her when I was a gogo dancer at Batcave LA. She came to review it and we’ve been friends ever since.

La Carmina modeling for Sugarheart Magazine

Curious who this sexy latex-clad Asian diva is?

La Carmina is a worldwide traveler who is a gothic Lolita, visual kei, kawaii fashionista and foodie. Not to be missed she runs the blog  LaCarmina.com. As she travels the world she seeks out fashion, places and food of the weird. This has led her to work for The Huff Post, NHK TV, The Food Network & The Travel Network. Basically, she is not only a pretty face but smart as a whip too.

Here is your chance to meet her in the flesh and learn more about this gorgeous dollface in my favorite party town, LAS VEGAS, NV!


You can visit the site here to get passes;

http://www.animegacon.com/

What are you waiting for my darling geeks an freaks? Get your passes now!

Nicole Scherzinger Needs a Sandwich

I know New York Fashion Week is coming up but there is such a thing as too little weight, even for the runway. Nicole Scherzinger seem’s to have found out what that is.

Recently revealed as the newest X Factor UK judge, the paparazzi snapped these not so lovely photos of Nicole as she was leaving the London Radisson.

Ouch Mami, you’re skinnier than me and I’m 5’2! And those low crotch pants make it worse. (As a post note I ask NO ONE wear these, they are NOT fashionable)

Nice back bones there. Excuse me while I go binge on pasta.

Her personal assistant needs to be fired for NOT FEEDING HER. A dancer should never be this skinny. Especially since she has always been hailed up for her gorgeous ‘curves’. If she thought wearing white would add weight to her photos, it did just the opposite.

As a new role model for girls in the UK we sure hope she starts eating healthier. Even Unkle Karl wouldn’t let this bitch down the runway. Take care of yourself Nicole, we don’t need another celebrity tragedy (we already have Lindsay Lohan).

Amber Peach Talks Pornstars and Obamacare. ‘Pornstars Get the Shaft’.

I recently came across an article on the Huffpost by the glorious and sweet Amber Peach.

Isn’t she cute folks?

She may be cute but but she’s also wicked smart. This gorgeous pornstar wrote an amazing blog on how ‘Pornstars are Getiing the Shaft from Obamacare’. It’s really sad.

Not only do these gorgeous girls only make approximately $30,000 a year, but the average girl only does about 300 scenes in their lifetime.  Despite this limited career they are considered ‘high risk’ candidates, and it won’t even pay for their STD testing which is required every 28 days. These girls and boys are paying out-of-pocket!

Read the article below and tell us what you think of Obamacare’s plan to ‘stiff’ these adult actors.

(From Huffpost link; http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amber-peach/porn-stars-obamacare_b_1676552.html) BY Amber Peach @AmberPeach, http://www.amberpachraw.com

Porn stars make a ton of money for having sex with relative strangers on camera, right?

Whether we would like to admit it or not, most of us have enjoyed at least one adult movie in our lifetime. But with documentaries like After Porn Ends, which came out last month, and Obamacare dominating the news, have you ever wondered what these two things have in common? Probably not. But here is a little known fact: up until now, insurance companies considered doing pornography for a living a “pre-existing condition.” This means, even if the average female porn star, who (on the high end) may do 300 scenes in her career that spans maybe 10 years, that’s about $30,000 a year. And more than likely, she doesn’t have health insurance. Yep, you heard me right, porn stars don’t make much more money than the average American. We have all heard that porn is a billion or even trillion-dollar business, but like most porn stars’ boobs, that number is actually a little over-inflated. According to Forbes the figure is closer to around $520 million, which is then distributed among countless companies. Most of this profit goes to the top, the majority of the actors themselves not getting any type of residuals — only being paid on a scene-by-scene basis as an independent contractor. But I digress.

 

So back to my original point, how will the president’s new healthcare plan affect porn stars? Well, considering that most porn actors are considered independent contractors, none of them would be eligible for healthcare through their employer. So that would mean that they would be responsible for finding their own health insurance. But in theory, insurance companies would no longer be able to completely deny adult industry workers insurance. But would they still have to pay a premium for “high-risk” insurance — insurance that runs about $500 per month? This would mean that men and women would have to pay roughly 20% of their monthly income on health insurance.

 

Even factoring in feature dancing and other income, $500 a month is a lot for health insurance. And this doesn’t include STD testing, which performers have always paid out-of-pocket every 28 days. This would only be health insurance in case of emergency, in case something terrible happened like they got cancer or were in a car accident. Under the current healthcare system, most adult performers rely on luck and little else when it comes to health care. And when something does go wrong, like in the case of Nicki Hunter, co-host of Playboy Radio’s Night Calls, who found out she had lymphoblastic leukemia in 2007. Nicki found that her fellow performers were willing to pull together and do fundraisers to help her pay off the mountain of debt caused by her illness. Or Stephanie Swift, who also got cancer and racked up a ton of debt. And even the most resent tragedy to befall the porn community, the death of Holly Stevens from cancer. He may not want to think about it just yet, but her husband now has stacks of medical bills to figure out how to pay, in addition to grieving for his wife. And not everyone has the admiration and backing like some of these stars do. Not everyone will get help from the porn community and fans.

 

So as the rest of the nation, and the world, waits to see if the healthcare bill will even be implemented, the adult film community holds its breath to see just how they will be affected. Will they finally have the security of health insurance, or will they get the shaft like they have so many times before?

 

 

Bounty Wars Update

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Bounty Wars premiered last Sunday. After talking about it and plugging it mercilessly I thought you should know….

The first show received over 1 Million VIEWS!! Holy crap. And I am proud to say YOU made it happen. And my incessant plugging.

So let’s keep with the program kittens. Another episode is showing Sunday at 10 PM ET/PT time on the Discovery Channel. I know you won’t miss this. I’ll be watching. So should you.

PS – join the Official Bounty Wars on Facebook HERE

https://www.facebook.com/official.bounty.wars

1st ep of Bounty Wars; You’ve seen my post’s, Now WATCH IT! (Video incl.)

I have been babbling and joyously promoting ‘Bounty Wars’. You have heard me sing the praises. I speak loudly when promoting the good shit. And this is.

Welcome to Discovery Channel’s…

Well, since it premiered it’s only fair I share the episode with you. Here is the complete video, Bounty wars, Season 1 Episode 1;

http://www.1channel.ch/tv-2734225-Bounty-Wars/season-1-episode-1

BUT, I ask only one favor in return. Your soul. Hahaha, just kidding.

But seriously folks…

1) Watch episode Two’s teaser here


And be prepared to catch next weekend’s episode on Sunday, 7/15 ET/PT 10pm

2) Get off your sweet butt and write a kick ass comment on Discovery’s comment section for ‘Bounty Wars’ HERE; http://dsc.discovery.com/show-news/bounty-wars.html

Let’s keep the good shows alive. It is SO hard to find good viewing these days.

Oh and if you are feeling incredibly motivated, spread the word. Every viewer counts.

Bounty Wars; Crime, Punishment, $10,000. July 8th, 10 PM ET/PT on Dicovery Channel.

Because everyone is a naysayer re: Reality TV. Because there is a lot of fake, really bad, ‘Jersey Shore’ and ‘Kardashian’ shows out there. Because one of my readers said it was, like totally fake. Because this show would go great with beer,

I bring you the official Bounty Wars, press release straight from my friends over at Discovery Channel, and the Executive Producers I know (yeah I’m special like that).

 

When I say it’s real, I mean, IT’S REAL. Go watch. You might be surprised.

Bounty Hunters are Fun to Watch; New Discovery Channel Show About to Hit The Network

 

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Normally I wouldn’t pass it on but this is too good not to share with you all.

I just received this e-mail for a new show about to hit the Discovery channel. It’s Bounty Hunters competing to get the most bounty’s for cold hard $$$$$.

Oh yeah.

Here’s the e-mail and when it premiere’s

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IT’s CONFIRMED IN THE TRADES…. PILOT EPISODE: JULY 8th SUNDAY AT 10:00PM on Discovery Channel….Episode 2 on following Sunday July 15th….. same time and so on. We will be waiting for a “Pick Up” order the days following
the first airing !!

THIS IS A WILD COMPETITION BETWEEN 3 BOUNTY HUNTER TEAMS :
Who compete to bring in the highest total
$$$ amount of bounties in 100 hrs.
………… The winning team gets a $10,000.00 Bonus !…………..

JULY 8th DISCOVERY CH. 10:00PM

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Please, Please pass this on… To everyone you know!!!!
Thank you

Heathyr in Hollywood

Oh Sookeh! You’re Pregnant? And premiere of True Blood TONIGHT!

Tonight is the premiere of Season 5 of true Blood and we’re all salivating, drooling and scratching at the TV screen for some hot fangbangin’ action.

Orrrrr, maybe we are just waiting for more of this.

Naked Eric, Faery Sookeh, and dark brooding Beeeehl, it’s all going down tonight on HBO. However I am curious how thing’s will go this season since they probably had to cover up this.

Yes our favorite ‘fucking Faery’, as Pam says, is pregnant and has been for a while.

After a wonderful on/off-screen romance, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin tied the knot in August 2010. Thousands of fans of True Blood sighed as the romantic couple married because nothing is better than your on-screen fav couple getting married ‘for real’.

With Anna Paquin pregnant, all of us that are hooked on the Blood cannot wait to see their uber cute baby. Even their co-stars are spouting cute comments.

Ryan Kwanten was quoted saying,

“{They}are going to make amazing parents!””They have a real lust for life.Yes, they’re adults, but they’re both very young at heart. I would love to be raised in that household!

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/true-bloods-ryan-kwanten-anna-paquin-and-stephen-moyer-will-make-amazing-parents-2012106#ixzz1xQk8GTEO

Bring on the pregnant Paquin, the edible Skarsgard and the forever brooding, class-act Stephen Moyer. I have my true blood t-shirt I got at ComicCon and I’m raring to go.

Will you be watching?

True Blood Will Proceed to Consume You In 3…2…1…

(Happily stolen from the genius known as George Takei)

Oh yes. Our favorite ign’nint, blond, fairy (WTF?!) southern waitress and crew are about to come back into our lives. Sookie will continue to be ‘Fuckin’ Sookeh’, Bill will be moody and lie, Eric will look sexy while he cheats the vampire community and ‘loves’ Sookeh and Lafayette will turn into a possessed demon, bitch medium, shaman….well bitch.

Not to mention some surprises the writers have like Russell Edginton, who is by far my favorite antagonist. Also he was REALLY messed up in ‘American Horror Story’.

Tune in on your flatscreen for the mayhem on JUNE, 10th for fangbangin’ fuckery!

I’ll be streaming this and screaming at my TV like the rest of you.