Category: Celebrities

Kimye Poses as Jesus Christ in Brazil #Tacky #Tactless #StuntQueens

There comes a times when incredible egos do incredible stunts to be incredibly tacky to incredibly tabloid news. This would be one of them. Oh Kimye, What in Gods name are you doing?

Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian wears a pink dress while her and boyfriend rapper Kanye West visit the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. Literally. What in Gods name are they doing?

Recently Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy Kanye West went to Rio De Janeiro to explore the wonders of Brazil. While at the ‘Christ the Redeemer’ statue, they decided to pull a trashy tabloid photo for the Brazilian paparazzi. Like only a stunt queen can they posed together as Jesus Christ.

Not only was this in bad taste (hey, it’s Kimye) but also blasphemy  Seeing as Kanye has a long history of likening himself to Christ I suppose we shouldn’t be shocked. Annnnnnnd, we’re not.

The reason being is when eg-ho’s this big crash together, OF course they think they are bigger than JC. It’s alright to be disgusted by it. They are clueless and tactless.

This photo proves all of that. Note little boys look of disgust in background and Kanye’s look of herpaderp.

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Thing We Need In This World – Iron Man 3 Trailer in HD! #RDJr #Hot #Epic #Incredibadass

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For someone so directly involved in Fashion I have to say I’m obsessed with dude movies. Things that make you squirm, the blowing up of things epic comic book heroes and super robots fighting for peace, justice and planet earth. I also like a bit of snark and witty banter.

Now who here can tell me what possesses all of those thing. Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man of course. (This question is rhetorical thanks to the poster above.)

Well unless you were watching the Superbowl this year you missed the epic trailer. Mind you half the known world was, so there is really no excuse. But for the three people who were on a plane, or not in front of a TV for this epic coolness, here it is.

Looks like RDJr/Tony Stark is heading to the DARK SIDE. Vader is totally doing a happy dance right now.

David Beckham, Guy Ritchie and H&M Present; David Beckham in his Undies! #DavidBeckham #Nude #Wet #Yesplease

I really have to give props to H&M. They are not only killing the middle market for affordable and damn good-looking clothing, but they are killing it with having David Beckham doing their ad campaign’s. Ad a talented Guy Ritchie making the video and this was a win. Also slightly hilarious.

This campaign video brings us Beckham not only half-nude, but wet in his undies looking….well like David Beckham. I love the Ferris Bueller element and the fact that they threw in a few Hollywood jokes for us In LALALand.

Abs ass and all, This is a sure win for H&M, every blogger, all women kind and of course a very, VERY luck Victoria Beckham.

Thank you David Beckham. The world is a better place because of this.


Check out the gallery below of some of H&M’s shots.

Brad and Angelina expecting 7th Superior Child of Ethereal Grace & Genetic Dominance? #Rumors #Really?

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Oh Brad and Angie, stop looking so smug. We know your secret now.

Rumor around the evil Hollywood entertainment mill is that Brad & Angie, the holy couple of all, are having a 7TH BABY. Yes that’s right. A 7th one. Why? Because they can.
Although rumors in Hollywood are generally created by crafty PR people I have to say this one is too good not think it’s real. With Angie’s Mia Farrow complex and Brad Pitt’s superior everything why wouldn’t they be having another child.

According to a ‘source’, ““Angelina has been staying out of the public eye because she doesn’t want to let anyone know that she’s expecting … She had morning sickness and didn’t want to draw attention to herself in public.”
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/495781/angelina-jolie-pregnant-brad-pitt-and-jolie-expecting-7th-child-rumor/#74mfF3HIaq5mRCRD.99

Where do they find these ‘sources’? I must have one! They are so…so convenient.

Chances are there are baby rumors because they have a life and did not show up to award season. This usually creates gossip about pregnancy. However if they the morning sickness rumors are true Angie’s about 3 months pregnant.

Even if Brad’s Chanel ads were a failure, he sure seems to be good at one thing.

Brad and Ang, I wish you well with your rumor baby! Here’s hoping it’s happy and healthy. If it exists.

And I’m BACK! Freja Beha Erichsen, Models.com Video & Mo&Co. #Sexy #Mod #Style

Mo&Co. from China creating a niche in the Fashion Market.
Mo&Co. from China creating a niche in the Fashion Market.

I love starting back with a good bang. So let’s post something….bangable? Freja Beha and Mo & Co recently collaborated with Karim Sadli creating a fashion video that will blow your mind AND make you buy their clothes.

After all how can you go wrong with a Mo & Co.’s mod rocker pants, stills of cool masks and a rock star like Freja Bheja.

I BIELIEB…..That’s a Blunt. Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Weed #NYE

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Photos Courtesy of TMZ….obviously (nice watermark guys)

Oh how the Bieber has fallen. Justin Bieber did the dirty and smoked some weed, which is really not that dirty for an ex-Disney kid.
Let’s look at the Ex-Disney kid record. I mean Xtina went full-blown, um, blown up. Divorced, she reached for the bottle and passed out in another stars bedroom on his birthday on a mountain of other people’s jackets. Britney shaved her head and spoke like Madonna (who has no excuse) for a wee bit. Justin, well he’s supposedly a jerk, anal retentive type who cheats on his NOW wifey A LOT. Lilo…um, yeah. No explanation needed.
Overall, I would say that the Biebs loving his blunt is small time. However he is hanging out with Lil Twist now. AND crashing his car and killing paparazzo’s. Oh yeah that.
I suppose this is the gateway to a full blow Bieb-splotation. What do you think?
Here’s more pictures from TMZ.com of Justin getting his NYE freak on;

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Announcement: Heathyr Wolfe New Sr. Men’s Fashion Editor at @FastLaneMag! #New #Improved #MensFashion

I know I have been missing in action kittens. I hate to disappoint a massive reader population because I love you guys. You complete me. BUT, I have a damn good reason….

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After writing my ass off for years, some college courses in a little thing Journalism and too much experience I am moving from here to the pages of FastLane Magazine as the Senior Men’s Fashion Editor! Yes it deserves an exclamation point. I’m proud of it, dammit.

What does that mean for HeathyrWolfe.com? A whole lotta double time. I will be writing a column on Men’s Fashion, working on the magazine online and IN PRINT AND writing for HeathyrWolfe.com. Sure it sounds like a lot, but this is why god invented caffeine and red bull.

So hop over in the next few weeks and check it out. Especially if you are a man. We have everything a male could want, cars, chicks and luxury. Who could ask for anything more?

FastLaneMag.com?!

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2012 in review at HeathyrWolfe.com #Thankyou #ReadersRule

I just got my stats sheet from thsi year and wanted to thank all you of you crazy, fun sick and wild readers out there. Without you, this blog is nothing.

Look for more fun in 2013 as I return with Fashion, Lifestyle, Entertainment and of course a full functioning website.

Here’s what the stats monkey got me for Christmas

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The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 100,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 5 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Kanye’s Crystal Mask by Maison Martin Margiela. & Other Fashion Faux Pas #Concert #Costume #WTF

So many music performer’s today want to bring an intense shock value to the stage. Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and even Justin Bieber tries to up the fashion freak. Many times it work and other times it’s just a fashion faux pas.

Enter Kanye.

In recent shows Kanye has preferred kilt to pants and wearing 3x shirts with shutter shades. Hey, even made them a thing. Now, Kanye is just grasping. His newest ‘rock the shocker’ outfit showed up on his current tour and we just don’t know what the HELL he was thinking.

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He was thinking he is fashionable. The mask is made by Maison Martin Margiela. And it is a couture piece.  And it was a FAIL.

This looks good on the runway but Kanye in this masque is just…..wrong. This could have been passable. But no.

Later, after a minor costume change he came out with this crazed feather thing on his head.

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Oh Kanye. I get it. You have to get bigger and badder or people won’t pay attention but THIS, is not working for ya. Time to rethink the image hunny and get back to basics.
I love Kanye’s music but him as Lady Gaga, it’s just not meant to be.

New Year’s Eve at Perch Rooftop Bar in Downtown LA Speakeasy. #OpenBar #TopShelf #HorsDoueveres #ScotchTasting #CigarRolling

Every year it’s a whole lotta, “What the hell am I doing for New Years?!!”, in Los Angeles. Mansion Party or House Party? Bar or Restaurant? Swank or Dive Bar? I have the answer to all of that.

Welcome to Perch LA’s New Years Eve. And little ole me is helping host this with the gorgeous Jenn Robyn Laskey and Jin Yu!

This NYE get off your cute bootie and come see me.

Make this holiday tres elegant with a special event that includes an open bar, cigars, scotch, oysters, Kobe beef sliders and you and your date treated A-List style all night long in a 1920’s Great Gatsby Speakeasy!normalflyeredit

Yes! This is everything you have been looking for. There is:
Djs, LIVE Bands, Burlesque and Cabaret at PERCH and the 360 degree views on the 16th Floor Rooftop Deck.
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– The GRAND OPENING of the 13th Floor Speakeasy Lounge (Think a Vintage French Inspired version of The Sayers Club)

The 13th Floor? On New Years? Sounds Dangerous….I LOVE it!

 

– FULL Complimentary Premium Bar (Grey Goose level brands+)

– FULL Complimentary Premium Hors D’oeuvres (Kobe Beef Sliders, Oysters+)

– Complimentary Cigar Rolling Stations and Scotch Tastings

– Burlesque and Cabaret by the Bella Donnas

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– Dj Brazilia who is gorgeous and talented

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There is a midnight balloon drop too!

I’m excited to partake of this awesome ringing in of the New Year. For 1 ticket I get free booze, cigars, entertainment, a world class DJ, Burlesque (everyone loves classy broads with boobs), scotch and balloons.

REMEMBER; Jackets, Flappers & Vintage Preferred. This after all a costume Great Gatsby Affair. Not required, but preferred.

Enter Promo Code: “JL” for discounted tickets of $125 ($150 for everyone else). On New Years Eve day the pricing becomes $175!!!!! YIKES!! Order now kittens! Feel free to contact Jennifer Robyn Laskey with any questions. She’s awesome and on it.

She can be reached at : jenn@redlightpromotions.com
213.321.5886

http://perchnye.eventbrite.com/

Table packages Available.

++To learn more about this breathtaking venue::
http://www.perchla.com

‘Meggings’, Things to Leave Behind in 2012 #Fashion #Men #Why

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I think the picture above says it all.

‘Meggings’ or man leggings are one trend we would LOVE to see die in 2012. I remember a ton of hair rockers wearing them in the 80’s. The premise was being ‘over the top’ or ridiculous. And it worked. Now meggings have resurfaced, but this time they are considered a fashion statement. (God save us)

According to http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk meggings are sold at some of the top luxury brand stores and are going international;

(In the US) Uniqlo, Barneys and Nordstrom are selling tights for men.

The bad news is they are on their way to Britain: Uniqlo is already selling them on its British website, and their success in New York is seen as an indication they will also prove popular here. (the UK)

Perhaps some of my skinnier-than-thou gays could work that style, or a REALLY hot metro sexual man. GQ boys can get away with anything.

Man leggings….meggings? I think there is a line you can cross with good taste and this it.

Russell Brand wore them but did it as a joke. Ya know, that funny ha-ha thing. And Justin Bieber has the fashion sense of a Disney kid. Ergo, what ever wardrobe gives him he wears. The Telegraph UK sites Lenny Kravitz wearing them, however he reeks of sex. He can pull of anything.

I hope to say good-bye to meggings this new years. Perhaps I will burn one in effigy and pray to the gods. Lets let meggings die in 2012 and skinny jeans reign free.

What do you think of the ‘Meggings’ trend. Do or die? Live or try?

Tiger Blood and Super Liar join Forces for Scary Movie 5 (Trailer)

The only reason I want to see this is because it may be Lindsay Lohan’s last movie. Kind of like a post-mortem thing. Or maybe on the bright side it will be the last movie before she goes to jail. Either way I want to see the INCREDIBAD acting skills of Lilo as she tries to act like she gives a f**k about acting.

And being with Charlie Sheen.

I still don’t know why she refused to kiss our favorite crack wizard. Perhaps she was afraid she might get healthy. After all, Sheen must be doing something pretty amazing to stay alive this long. Or perhaps her lips have just gone numb after years of sucking on a meth pipe. Either way she’d be lucky cause no one else would touch her, even, under contract.

Back to Scary Movie 5.

I am loving the cheese, humor, mocking and slapstick of this Scary Movie, so enjoy this. Happy holidays. I hope this makes you giggle like it did me;

Tyler Perry Gave Kim Kardashian a J-O-B. World Ends.

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As we all rest well tonight on the lovely Christmas eve at least one person tonight will have nightmares, and it will be me. Let me explain.

People suffer through a special kind of hell everyday. Often it’s brought on by simple things. Bad Dressers, Bad make up the MAC girl sold you, Cholas with sharpie eyebrows, PR girls on their blackberrys, the party guy who won’t stop talking about himself, having to stare at Anne Hathaway’s landing strip, long waits for the bathroom in the mall, mysterious fan boys/girls who won’t stop IM’ing you. All these things make us irritable. Ok, ME irritable.

This time the annoyance is bigger than you or I. In fact it’s so big, it’s the size of Kim Kardashian’s booty! And Kim Kardashian is attached to it.

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In fact if this were all about making fun of Kim’s booty I would not be the least bit annoyed. But instead it’s about a Tyler Perry movie. And Kim Kardashian is in it. And it looks REALLY, REALLY bad. And Kim’s in it.

Below is the trailer to torture your retinas with.

Ask yourself do you really want to watch this?

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Uhhhh I dunno

First because it’s Tyler Perry and second cause it’s got Kim reading lines off cue cards in it. Frankly it looks like a Hallmark/Lifetime movie of the hour.

T-R-Y and enjoy. Or laugh really hard like I did. (Oh and Merry Christmas Eve kittens! Happy Holidays!!)

Lindsay Lohan Available for Weddings/Bar Mitzvahs?! #YourEvent #hellno

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My favorite poster girl for AA has become a commodity and is selling her soul…I mean herself….I mean is AVAILABLE for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

According to new news surfacing on the NYPostDaily.com her management, 123Talent.com, says she available for your party now!

Check out this screenshot;

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Who knew Lindsay is a fashion designer and recording artist. I thought she was Miss body shots 2012. I have much to learn about our redheaded friend. I would think Lindsay at a wedding would be an awesome ear bleeding wedding singer. Maybe she could recite Hebrew at your Bar mitzvah wearing a prison issued yarmulke. Garsh that sounds like fun.

I guess with a huge debt to the IRS and a storage locker full of stuff she hasn’t paid for she NEEDS the money. Oh that, and her 12 packs a day cigarette habit she washes down with booze and meth.

Will you be booking Lilo for your next event? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Kardashian Christmas Card #whitechristmas

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Never let it be said they Kardashians are not close. Maybe they don’t all love each other but this takes a HUGE amount of combined effort to put on a Christmas card like this. I mean this public display of celebrity is over the top! Go mama Kris.

A few things I would like to point out;
1) Silver and white. With champagne glasses. Soooooo, that means it’s actually a New Year’s Eve card? I say that as an awkward question because the card is making me feel awkward. And not Christmas-y.
2) Kris and Bruce are REALLY far apart. Is this a result of their not so happy marriage? Inquiring minds want to know!
3) Kim is has no boyfriend in this!! My god what will Kanye think? More importantly what will his ego say?
4)Kim’s dead kitten ‘Mercy’ is sitting in the box. Is she the ghost of Christmas past? Wouldn’t it have been smarter to photoshop her out. It’s making me sad.

Supposedly Lamar and Khloe couldn’t make it and were photshopped in. Why couldn’t they remove a dead kitten. And Scott Disick (hate him). Ugh.

There you have it folks. Love them or hate them the Kardashian’s wish you a Merry Christmas. Here’s hoping we all have a ‘White Christmas  and very merry New Year with our families.