And the Beat Goes On, This Time With LiLo #Fight #Drunk

Oh Lindsay darling. You are ALWAYS my favorite hot mess. The day you die millions of bloggers will cry for lack of material. In the meantime I still have you so…..

 

Turns out Lilo got her ‘beat down’ on, and went to JAIL for once.

Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert with her sister Ali , not to see Bieber, but the up and coming boy band ‘The Wanted’. The lead singer Max George is a hot piece, and English making him extra nom to American Girls. And Lindsay wants him bad.

Sigh, He is just dreamy. Be still my beating groin.

Lindz and met up with him and the and Max’s mates at a hotel bar and then headed to the Avenue nightclub. There, Lindsay started drinking like only a Lohan can. As the night progressed Max was not having it so he ignored her drunk ass.

Max became interested in talking with another girl (duh Lindz!), a married tourist named Tiffany Mitchell. Lindsay got her temper freak on, and she punched the other girl in the face.

Oh, snap. That was the ticket because Lindsay then ended up with the police for a midnight date. Charges were pressed for assault and battery. Max George won and ended up with some OTHER chick and left a groupie and one drunk redheaded groupie at the bar to sort out their drunk bitch fight.

According to Zap2it.com;

Dina Lohan did meet Lindsay immediately after she was released from custody. Lohan has been charged with third-degree assault.

 

Poor kid is a hot mess and needs some 5150 in her life. For my international readers that’s a 72 hour mental health lock down in America. Cuffs and all. Looks like Lohan is headed to jail for real this time. You don’t walk away and have a martini after 3rd degree assault charges.

Here’s hoping she gets it together, OR makes it through the year. I’d be happy with either one.

Balenciaga Helm/Head Designer, Who Has It?

It has been a month since the handsome and talented Nicolas Ghesquiere stepped down as the head of Balenciaga. New prospects are finally opening up for Balenciaga and it seem’s our darling, and always cheery Alexander Wang may be the top prospect for head Designer.

With years of design experience with his own line and a fresh very modern look to his clothing I approve. Wang is known to be innovative and unique. With fashion houses being helmed with designers like Karl Lagerfeld, Vivienne Westwood, Betsey Johnson and Gareth Pugh you must become a celebrity as well as an entrepreneur in the 21st century.

Here’s hoping he get’s the job. We need fresh talent to keep fashion interesting!

David Beckham Leaves LA Galaxy, Becomes Face of Breitling

We are terribly sad to see David Beckham go in LA. His last game with L.A. Galaxy will be for the MLS Cup. After that where will he go? Is Beckham settling down with his fab wifey and kids?!

Of course not.

Beckham and his fab abs have gone and become the new face of Breitling time pieces.

I am happy to say we have a editorial video of the shoot for the company. Complete with removal of Beck’s shirt. Thank goodness. This just saved my Monday.

Enjoy the video below!

Is Your Prius a POS? 2.77 Million Toyota Vehicles RECALLED

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many times have I yelled at Prius drivers in West Hollywood for driving like asses, parking in two spots and making a left turn from the far right lane? Countless. How happy am I that I may have had good reason to be screaming in my AUDI? Never Ending Joy doesn’t cover it.

Toyota, Japan’s number one auto maker, has recalled 2.77 Million of their Toyota Corolla & Prius model’s due to fault’ int the steering and water-pump systems.

Bloomberg Business Week spoke with a Representative in Japan who told them;

The Prius hybrid and Corolla compact sedans are among the 14 models subject to inspection and repair, Naoto Fuse, a spokesman for the Toyota City, Japan-based company, said by phone today. The carmaker will recall 1.52 million vehicles in Japan and 1.25 million vehicles overseas, including 670,000 Prius vehicles in the U.S.

That’s a lot of Prius and Corolla’s being pulled off the road. Time to get shopping for a new car commuters. Turns out your status symbol/commuter car isn’t as reliable as you thought.

Don’t cry West Hollywood. There are tons of hybrids out there. You just never looked. Or you could get savvy and take public transport (no, not that!). But….nobody walks in LA.

What will you do if they have to recall your car?

In the meantime enjoy this song inspired by the recall.
Missing Persons Walking in LA (Nobody walks in LA);

Disney Buys Lucasfilm for 4.4 BILLION Dollars, #BeAfraid

Yes it really happened and yeas that is a real number. Mega business conglomerate Disney (known as Mauschwitz in SoCal) bought the infamous Lucasfilm Ltd. for almost 4.5 BILLION dollars, including shares.

According to ComingSoon.net;

Under the terms of the agreement and based on the closing price of Disney stock on October 26, 2012, the transaction value is $4.05 billion, with Disney paying approximately half of the consideration in cash and issuing approximately 40 million shares at closing. The final consideration will be subject to customary post-closing balance sheet adjustments.

No joke. It seems this merger is taking Princess Leia, Luke and Jar Jar please-stfu-Binks to a whole new level of wrong.

Why do I say wrong? Because Lucasfilm has agreed to deliver Star Wars 7 in 2015! Oh yes. Oh no. Not quite sure what to think here. It could be balls out amazing, especially in the graphics department if Disney is helping produce this.

What do we say, yay or nay? Give us your opinion below.

 

Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord Fight on Twitter

Lady Gaga used twitter to answer a critic, the pop star criticized Die Antwoord over a new song. The ‘Born This Way’ singer was outraged at the South African duo’s new song ‘Fatty Boom Boom’ which makes fun of the pop star and her eccentric stage performances. The video features a man dressed in Gaga’s iconic meat dress taking a violent …

via Lady Gaga and Die Antwoord Fight on Twitter.

Chanel No 5 a la Brad Pit, Part 1&2 (video)

Karl Lagerfeld is getting weirder with his old age, and so is Chanel. Brad Pitt will forever be a prime piece of yummy no matter what age, or how much he looks like a billy-goat (trim that hot man meat’s hair please).

 

These two things together?

‘There You Are”.

Chanel No 5 There You are Part 1 & 2 video;

McQueen SS 2013 to Start Your Afternoon

Living or dead  I will always support the house of McQueen. Before Alexander McQueen committed suicide his work was unparalleled in a world of unique, strange and beautiful designs. Now Sarah Burton has not only kept the world of McQueen alive but has offered a fresh take that fits McQueen’s world like a glove.

This year an elaborate bee themed collection hit the Paris runway with geometric shapes and classic designs reminiscent of the 60’s. Mad Men-esque? Perhaps, but always with a twist of McQueen on top. Well played Sarah Burton.

SS 2013 from Paris Fashion Week Below (All photos from Style.com);

 

From the Mouth of Unkle Karl, “Model’s are NOT that Skinny”. (video too)

I love Karl Lagerfeld, his style and how he and Choupette have clawed their way to be emperor and empress of fashionlandia.

Recently my white-headed Unkle Karl let out another gem.
This of course is AFTER offending Pippa Middleton re: her face, and singer Adele by calling her fat (he later said he meant Lana Del Rey).

This time the subject; Anorexic models. When asked about working with Anorexic models being a problem, his reply is was simple; Anorexia isn’t the problem, fat girls are. *headsmack*

Karl was quoted in the Huffington Post as saying;

“The story with anorexic girls — nobody works with anorexic girls. That has nothing to do with fashion. People who have that, they have problem with family and things like this. There are less than 1 percent of anorexic girls, but there are over — in France, I don’t know about England — over 30 percent of girls who are big, big, overweight.”

Oh Karl, when will you stop? We know you don’t like bigger girls. After all working with underweight models IS your job. But…having had problems with anorexia himself you think he would be a little kinder when it comes to weight issues.

Karl you are 79, and have earned his bitch wings in fashion, but remember ethics and morality in interviews my dear. It’s called being diplomatic.

See the full video below.

Heathyr Wolfe Leader of Team #3960, Time to GIVE for LA AIDS Walk! #pleaseRTShareReblog

I make no bones about asking for donations for LA AIDS Walk. To my GREAT Disappointment no one has donated to this incredible cause under my name or team. NONE of this goes to me and 100% funds the AIDS Project Los Angeles!

Me, Diversity News Team #3960 and millions effected with HIV need your amazing HELP and Donations to change that.

This has spread as a worldwide epidemic that has caused us to lose Friends, family, CHILDREN, everyone. I have lost family and friends, as well as knowing those who live with HIV/AIDS.

Deadline is the 13th so I am REALLY pushing for your help. Please find it in your heart to share a little kindness and donate to AIDS Walk LA by clicking my photo below

Click my photo as Leader for Team #3960 Diversity News and DONATE!

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15 Minutes of AWESOME, brought to you by the Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard

Julia Gillard needs to come to the US and bring her pocket full of whoop ass.

Recently the Aussie Prime Minister had enough of Tony Abbott’s EXTREMELY misogynistic comment’s and sexual harassment of a gay cabinet member via text’s.

Julia gave a 15 minute passionate and some what scathing speech to the House of Representative’s. This made everyone pay attention except Abbott who think’s he’s special.

At the lovely Jezebel.com, they broke down some of the loveliest quotes from the Prime Minister. Here’s a few gem’s;

I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man, I will not. Not now, not ever. What i won’t stand for, what I will never stand for is the leader of the opposition peddling a double standard, a standard he has not set for members of his own front bench.

If he wants to know what misogyny looks like in modern Australia he doesn’t need a motion in the house of Representatives, he needs a mirror.

I was very offended personally the Leader of the Opposition said abortion is the easy way out.

I was offended by the sexism, by the misogyny of the Leader of the Opposition cat calling across this table at me as I sit here as prime minister [saying], ‘If the prime minister wants to make an honest woman of herself…’ something that would never have been said to any man sitting in this chair.

I was offended when he stood next to a sign that described me as a ‘man’s bitch.’

He has said, ‘If it’s true that men have more power, generally speaking, than women, is that a bad thing?’ [and] ‘What if men, by physiology or temperament, are more adapted to exercise authority or to issue command?’

He can apologise for standing next to signs [about me] saying, ‘Ditch the Witch.’

Now he is looking at his watch [which Abbott was] because apparently a woman’s spoken too long.

Here is the video and the AMAZING women right’s speech I cannot stop smiling at. GO JULIA!! (compliments of ABCNews on Youtube)

The Ginger’s have it. What can I say, you do NOT want to invoke redhead rage.

Congratulations to Tom Ford and Richard Buckley on a Baby Boy!!

Congratulations to Tom Ford and Richard Buckley on their brand new baby boy, Alexander John Buckley-Ford!!

The Fashion world is excited to see such amazing talent and doting parents, care for and bring, another wonderful child into this world. Dress him well Tom and he will take over yer empire at 18!

Chanel SS 2013 For The Win!

We all know Karl Lagerfeld is relentless, superior, eccentric and bit of freak chic. With this years SS 2013 collection on a runway dotted with wind tunnels and eco fab, he is now insurmountable aka no one can bring it like he does.

Recreating the 80’s-90’s with a new and fresh twist Karl Lagerfeld focused on material and recreation of shape for SS 2013. Always an original he crossed pattern with shape making the figure less of a focus and focusing on big, bulky, large and fab! Always an original, he even added a little humor with his own take on obtuse bags, giving the house of Chanel a complete WIN!

Let’s take a look shall we;

(Forgive the late posting darlings, I am felled by the evilest of fever flu’s. If I don’t make sense chalk it up to my fever of 100 F)

Jean Paul Gaultier Takes Back the 80’s and Brings the Fierce, SS 2013 Collection (video/gallery)

I admit I am a huge fan of 80’s music. All things one hit wonder I have on my iPod and of course I am a ridiculous Bowie fan. I am also a HUGE Jean Paul Gaultier fan.

When these two things coincide and come together we have JPG’s SS 2013 collection.

This season he conquered eccentric costume clothing for SS 2013 and took the 80’s back. Jean Paul Gaultier re-created something that was both an homage and a new look at an old glamorous style with geometric shapes, sheer clothing and dashes of monochromatic mixed with blinding and beautiful color prints.

As usual he conquered Paris Fashion Week SS 2013 with everything Gaultier. With KISS in the front row causing quite a stir he started the show with fierce 80’s inspired suits, complete with sexy cut outs and ending with Amanda Lear and a cavalcade of sexy man beasts in mesh outfits sporting sky-high platform heels (not boots, heels).

Check out the full unedited runway video below;


And the gallery of all the looks below thanks to the illustrious Style.com

No wonder this man is one of my top five favorite designers. His insane quality, design, style and vision most definitely set him apart.

No You Can’t Have It, Yes We Want It; World’s Most Expensive Dress!

There are some things so opulent in life even the very, very rich 1% window shop it and drool at the thought of SOMEDAY getting it into their hot little money-laden hands. And that something is this;

Introducing, the world’s most expensive dress!

This beautiful dress is made by designer Debbie Wingham, weighs in around 30 pounds in weight, carries 25 carat black diamonds on the peplum and shoulder shrug and costs a nice fat $5,682,950.

See the black diamonds? Neither do I, but I still want this dress.

Heading towards Five million seven hundred thousand dollars this dress makes the VIP crowd in Dubai shake in their shoes. Wingham states it took 6 months to hand sew every little diamond and design this diamond darling. Her inspiration and thought’s for this pricey dress?

(The dress is)an anthem for a beautiful woman who loves life

I think we all love life but this is for someone with a never-ending bank account. Most certainly not made for the average diva (perhaps Aretha or Ms. Diana Ross).

If you had an extra 5.7 million lying around would you buy this dress?