HAPPY HANNUKKAH!
Baruch a Ta danai—eh, that’s as far as I remember.
It’s Hanukkah again! Today at sunset (which is about to happen in California I light my first menorah candles. Being half jewish means it’s by my Christmas tree but hey, at least I make the effort.
So for all of my Jew Bro’s and Sister’s out there today, Mazel Tov! Happy Hanukkah and to all a fabulous night with chocolate and candles galore!
I love it when fools lead idiots and give them a talk show. This time I am talking about our Diva of plastic surgery. Not LaToya but Wendy Williams.
Yes some foolio gave her a show and he was laughing all the way to the bank because Wendy Williams is a bigger foolio.
Recently she decided to blab all about how fascinating it is for her to watch TV, and Beyonce was on taking about her new documentary on her life and music.
Well Miss double W had closed captioning on and these were her deep and important thoughts on Beyonce’s new docu-man-taree;
“I am a Beyoncé fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyoncé can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.”
The studio audience booed in response to Williams and she got a little defensive:
“Excuse me, I just said I was a fan. But we have to call a spade a spade.
Sure Wendy, let’s call a spade a spade. You were huge and magically lost all this weight naturally (stomach stapling), have a new face and are on TV only cause you have a mouth bigger than the state of New York.
Ooo, gurrrl. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
I give Wendy a fail on this and that Beyonce, Jay-Z and a ton of fans will not take this lightly. She just made a powerful, 5th grade education, enemy.
Game on Wendy. Game on.
Welcome to Khroma Beauty selling in a Sears near you.
As the Kardashians work on a business empire, their newest venture is into the beauty. It’s called Khroma. You too can look like an orange, plastic tart if you buy this. If it stays on he market.
Unfortunately the triple K sisters are in legal trouble for the second time with Khroma Beauty for the SECOND time in 3 months. This time they have a copyright infringement to deal with. A company called ‘Kroma’ run by Lee Tillett Inc., is saying they need to change their name because it is WAY too similar.
WHAT?!! The Kardashian’s are rip off artists?! Seem’s Hollywood and the Kardashians are OUT of idea’s.
My guess? I bet they make it go away with some nice cold, hard cash. Control freak and momager Kris will step in and make it right. Khroma is already selling online and these sell out’s have to get paid. What a shame. I kind of like Lee Tillet, Inc.’s beauty line.
As they say, only the good die young. That goes for business too.
I guess Katt and Lilo only have so many get out of jail free cards and both just expired.
The look you see above is Katt Williams face when he finally got arrested for something. So far the funny man has escaped authorities on past charges for playing with guns and being ghetto but this time it stuck.
Katt was up Seattle and stopped by the World Sports Grille. There he got in a few verbal showdown with a few individuals and, according to the statement by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, “brandished a pool cue at a bar manager and refused to leave the business.”
Here’s where Katt Brought the K-lassy. His psycho kicked in and he followed a family outside. According to the police report and EOnline.com Katt went full-scale ghetto;
As the family got into their car, Williams flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman, striking her just below her eye,” said Spangenthal-Lee. “Williams also threw a rock at the family’s car.”
When arriving on the scene attempted to take him into custody, Williams subsequently resisted arrest.
After the Friday After Next star was finally subdued, he was booked into the nearby King County Jail for investigation of assault, harassment and obstructing police officers. A bail hearing was set for Monday afternoon.
Oh Homeboy. The problem with a life of crime? It will catch up to you.
I think Katt Williams will learn a valuable lesson. It’s that if you get booked on a weekend you usually don’t see the judge until Tuesday. He must have a REALLY good lawyer to be tried for bail today. Either way Micah ‘Katt’ Williams will most likely not get off with community service. We’re looking at jail time and a fine.
Flicking cigarette’s? Throwing rocks? Really?!
Funny man Katt, we’re sorry, but you aren’t so funny anymore.
Oh Lindsay darling. You are ALWAYS my favorite hot mess. The day you die millions of bloggers will cry for lack of material. In the meantime I still have you so…..
Turns out Lilo got her ‘beat down’ on, and went to JAIL for once.
Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert with her sister Ali , not to see Bieber, but the up and coming boy band ‘The Wanted’. The lead singer Max George is a hot piece, and English making him extra nom to American Girls. And Lindsay wants him bad.
Sigh, He is just dreamy. Be still my beating groin.
Lindz and met up with him and the and Max’s mates at a hotel bar and then headed to the Avenue nightclub. There, Lindsay started drinking like only a Lohan can. As the night progressed Max was not having it so he ignored her drunk ass.
Max became interested in talking with another girl (duh Lindz!), a married tourist named Tiffany Mitchell. Lindsay got her temper freak on, and she punched the other girl in the face.
Oh, snap. That was the ticket because Lindsay then ended up with the police for a midnight date. Charges were pressed for assault and battery. Max George won and ended up with some OTHER chick and left a groupie and one drunk redheaded groupie at the bar to sort out their drunk bitch fight.
According to Zap2it.com;
Dina Lohan did meet Lindsay immediately after she was released from custody. Lohan has been charged with third-degree assault.
Poor kid is a hot mess and needs some 5150 in her life. For my international readers that’s a 72 hour mental health lock down in America. Cuffs and all. Looks like Lohan is headed to jail for real this time. You don’t walk away and have a martini after 3rd degree assault charges.
Here’s hoping she gets it together, OR makes it through the year. I’d be happy with either one.
It has been a month since the handsome and talented Nicolas Ghesquiere stepped down as the head of Balenciaga. New prospects are finally opening up for Balenciaga and it seem’s our darling, and always cheery Alexander Wang may be the top prospect for head Designer.
With years of design experience with his own line and a fresh very modern look to his clothing I approve. Wang is known to be innovative and unique. With fashion houses being helmed with designers like Karl Lagerfeld, Vivienne Westwood, Betsey Johnson and Gareth Pugh you must become a celebrity as well as an entrepreneur in the 21st century.
Here’s hoping he get’s the job. We need fresh talent to keep fashion interesting!
I’ve shown you the nasty today (Chris Brown twit diva), and now am giving you the lovely. Thanks to the savvy, sexy people at Models.com and MDX we have a video of the lovely new Sui He, as the face/spokes model of.
Sexy young supermodels make the world go around. The extra bonus us you get to check out Shiseido’s new make up collection and brushes. Rejoice beauty diva’s and watch the video below;
SUI HE’S MAJOR MOMENT FROM MODELS.COM
I have decided that hands down Chris Brown is my new favorite celeb to bag on, because it’s SO easy. Between a picture of beaten Rihanna tatted on is neck and smashing windows he’s just so douche-y.
Now he has moved from realm of mode/actor/musician/douche to diva.
A comedienne from Texas got the best of him in this twit/bitchfight.
Thanks to my fav peeps over at Examiner.com;
Brown: “I look old as f**k! I’m only 23.”
Johnson: “@chrisbrown I know. Being a worthless piece of s**t can really age a person.”
Brown: “@JennyJohnsonHi5 “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d— HOE.”
Clearly, someone was in a bad mood that day. Johnson, clearly the instigator of this fight, responds thus:
“@chrisbrown It’s ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant f—.”
I love twitter bitch fights. They are ridiculous and under 140 words or less! It suits my ADD.
Of course Chris B. as had issues on Twitter before and has deleted companies like Wal-Mart for not stocking his 2009 album. Good thing he is so rational, calm and professional. I am sure he will field this well.
Think he will punch out a newscaster next? As long as he doesn’t beat bloggers I am good.
Think he was overreacting or do you still love Chris Brown? He is topping the charts worldwide Give us your opinion in your poll below.
Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. What a lovely threesome they create. However as pretty as these three might be there is NO LOVE between them. In fact just to make Thanksgiving EXTRA special for Halle and Nahla, there was a Thanksgiving fight.
After everything this couple has been through they continue to make the worst of it. Nahla was getting dropped off when Olivier tried to ease things by saying, ‘We need to move on causing Gabriel to snap and get brutal on Olivier. We are talking full on WWE in the driveway minus the chair.
Check out the smackdown that went on via TMZ.com ;
According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.
In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/22/gabriel-aubry-arrested-fight-halle-berry-olivier-martin/#ixzz2D5QzdVpN
Whoa. Damn.
The judge on the case has issued a 100 hour protective order on Aubry’s ass to stay away from Halle, Olivier and cute little Nahla. Specifics are still hazy because most of the shit talking argument was in French. This is why it’s important to learn another language folks.
In the end Aubry was booked by the police and then taken to the ER where he was placed right down the hall from Olivier who gave HIM the worst smack down of his life. Irony much?
I cannot see this looking good for Aubry or Nahla. Too bad it had to end this way. Do you think the judge will reconsider Halle’s move to France now? I would say she has a good case because Gabriel Aubry just shot himself in the pretty little Italian loafer.
Over here in the good ole US of A we are busy cooking, eating, cooking more and eating more. Yes it is National Elastic Waistband DAY. I suppose this is also known as Thanksgiving.
Over here at Casa De Heathyr Wolfe I am playing hostess with the mostess. I will be unavailable today to blog the hip happenings of Fashion & Entertainment so whatever your dietary preference, eat well, enjoy and enjoy today to the fullest. If you are not enjoying it, drink wine, it will be easier to stomach.
Happy Turkey or Tofurkey day.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
(also a quick Happy Birthday to the very awesome Jamie Lee Curtis who I adore)
Happy Birthday!
We are terribly sad to see David Beckham go in LA. His last game with L.A. Galaxy will be for the MLS Cup. After that where will he go? Is Beckham settling down with his fab wifey and kids?!
Of course not.
Beckham and his fab abs have gone and become the new face of Breitling time pieces.
I am happy to say we have a editorial video of the shoot for the company. Complete with removal of Beck’s shirt. Thank goodness. This just saved my Monday.
Enjoy the video below!
It’s a slow news day. Hostess, COPS and Britney Spears are all cancelled in one way or another. Everyone in the grand ol US of A is prepping houses and food for Thank-turkey, and no one is acting trashy enough to make the news. Except the Kardashians. They are always trashy, so that isn’t news.
So instead of trying to pry news from the net with the jaws of death I found Leighton Meester actually looking sexy. That of course is because she is in one of my favorite publications, Flaunt Magazine.
Flaunt Magazine has the amazing ability to make anything and anyone look gorgeous. Between amazing shoots and heavy photoshopping they always win. This also conforms one of my favorite fashion trends of winter, goat hair. We are talking leather and goat hair, jackets, boots and purses are ON trend. Or at least the geniuses (no sarcasm) over at Flaunt think so.
Enough talk of accessories for winter. Here is Leighton Meester looking undoubtedly sexy.
Flaunt dishes it up smoking, sexy hot. Check it;
Damn.
Props to Flaunt Magazine. You guys get an A++ for effort and a gold star for ass. Except next time leave the girl/girl photo out. Leighton failed that.
In the meantime I will try digging up decent news. Enjoy the Meester and congrats to Flaunt for killing it…yet again.
Controversial, thug, violent, actor, producer, chart topper, rapper, singer.
Love him or hate him Chris Brown has captured our attention for years. His mommy calls him an ‘Angel’ and the bloggers call him the devil.
Despite antics like busting a window and ‘Good Morning’ and Rhianna’s face, Chris Browns public has stuck by him. His career is not only powerful but so is his presence. Now Chris Brown has managed to top it all off by becoming a fashion/modeling icon. Wilhelmina Models, based out of NYC, has signed Chris Brown.
What the what?!! Admittedly the man has great body art and works out, but I will not be blinded by his pretty pectoral muscles. His actions over the years make him straight thug.
So why him and why his face? According to WWD;
Taylor Hendrich, director of Wilhelmina’s men’s division, told WWD, “Chris Brown is a… multifaceted artist with a unique take on style, and we are excited to translate and extend his brand.”
Translated from Marketing/PR speak that means, he is worth a lot of money.
I can see that. He has also emerged as quite a brand leader and is ‘sort of’ cleaning up his act. The 2009 incidence with Rhianna is in the past and Chiris Brown has been acting and Producing since 2001. With gold records and an entertainment career, this is the right move fiscally to build a small empire. ( I can hear Kanye having a fish sticks fit over this as we speak.)
I hope Wilhelmina knows what they are doing. They need to bring out the suave in CB and make him shine. If anyone can make Chris Brown into a gentlemen, Wilhelmina models can.
How do you feel about Chris Brown’s move into modeling/fashion? Is it right for him? Or should he stay on the music path?
How many times have I yelled at Prius drivers in West Hollywood for driving like asses, parking in two spots and making a left turn from the far right lane? Countless. How happy am I that I may have had good reason to be screaming in my AUDI? Never Ending Joy doesn’t cover it.
Toyota, Japan’s number one auto maker, has recalled 2.77 Million of their Toyota Corolla & Prius model’s due to fault’ int the steering and water-pump systems.
Bloomberg Business Week spoke with a Representative in Japan who told them;
The Prius hybrid and Corolla compact sedans are among the 14 models subject to inspection and repair, Naoto Fuse, a spokesman for the Toyota City, Japan-based company, said by phone today. The carmaker will recall 1.52 million vehicles in Japan and 1.25 million vehicles overseas, including 670,000 Prius vehicles in the U.S.
That’s a lot of Prius and Corolla’s being pulled off the road. Time to get shopping for a new car commuters. Turns out your status symbol/commuter car isn’t as reliable as you thought.
Don’t cry West Hollywood. There are tons of hybrids out there. You just never looked. Or you could get savvy and take public transport (no, not that!). But….nobody walks in LA.
What will you do if they have to recall your car?
In the meantime enjoy this song inspired by the recall.
Missing Persons Walking in LA (Nobody walks in LA);
I know that we are all thankful it’s the middle of the week. It’s been a challenging month and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet.
I do feel your pain so here is Keira Knightly posing topless in Allure Magazine compliments of Mario Testino;
At 27, the Anna Karenina star is still very serious about her acting career. She has won a law suit against anorexia claims, has a well-rounded career and is engaged to Klaxons keyboardist James Righton.
Keira Knightly is still is cheeky with a side of sass. Despite years of anorexia rumors she is damn happy with her body and loves to flaunt it, to a degree;
“I’m quite rigorous about what gets exposed,” the British beauty says of appearing nude on film. “No bottom half! I don’t mind exposing my t-ts because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested.”
From all of us at HeathyrWolfe.com, we salute you as a member of the perky tits tribe. Keep rocking the body electric and we look forward to seeing more of you in your new movie, Anna Karenina out December 16th! Check out the trailer below.
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