Category: Events

Stay Classy Rihanna- Chris Brown. Oh, Wait, Not Possible. New #Fights #Tattoos #NakedRihanna

Oh my damn.

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Rihanna is looking a straight mess in this photo.

As the heated relationship between grade-A douche Chris Brown and hormone driven Rihanna continues, it gets worse. WOW there’s a surprise.

Rihanna made the stupid mistake of getting back together with Brown a couple of months ago. With a combination of tweets and tat’s, Brown and Rihanna continue to defend their ‘heated’ relationship.

After tweeting several pictures to prove their sweet love, Rihanna has taken things a step further. To match Chris Brown atrocious Ri-Ri neck tattoo, Rihanna has gotten ‘Breezy’ tattooed on her neck. ‘Breezy’ is CB’s nickname and her way of showing growing commitment.

Brown showed his deep and undying love to Rihanna, by partying with his MODEL EX-GIRLFRIEND in Paris last week. Uh…what?

According to our favorite newsy website, Huffpost celebrity;

Rihanna is reportedly angry with Brown after he partied with Karrueche Tran, his model ex, after his Paris gig on Friday night, according to The Sun. “She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change,” a source told the tabloid.

Once a cheating, abusive jerk, always one? Looks like it.

Both of them are young so there’s a good chance this won’t last. Hopefully if Rihanna calls it quits again it will be permanently. Then Chris can take his crazy elsewhere.

Ri-Ri hunny, remember, the ‘Breezy’ tat is small enough we can do what’s called a ‘cover up’. Start planning now sugar-plum.

We need our rockin’ pop diva back, sans Chris Brown.

Anne Hathaway Flashes Her Carpet at ‘Les Mis’ Premiere #Derp #Commando

Photo By Splash News
Photo By Splash News

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’d like to thank Anne Hathaway for ending my slow news week.

Last night at the premiere of ‘Les Miserables” in New York, Anne wore a gorgeous Tom Ford dress and sexy boots I MUST have. Unfortunately our diva of the night forgot underwear and went commando. Not that I can blame Anne. Who wants VPL (visible panty line) when you are wearing a dress like that?  Me thinks Anne needs to learn that what a G-string is for. *shakes head*

Still, the dress was stunning and her bootie/boots are making me die with envy. I suppose this is also why stars are popular. I mean where would bloggers be without a red carpet coochie flash occasionally. Unfortunately now we know how Anne wears her carpet as well.

Next time I bet Annie will don a pantie.

Happy Hannukah! #Menorah #Hannukkah #1stday

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HAPPY HANNUKKAH!

Baruch a Ta danai—eh, that’s as far as I remember.

It’s Hanukkah again! Today at sunset (which is about to happen in California  I light my first menorah candles. Being half jewish means it’s by my Christmas tree but hey, at least I make the effort.

So for all of my Jew Bro’s and Sister’s out there today, Mazel Tov! Happy Hanukkah and to all a fabulous night with chocolate and candles galore!

Katt Williams Caught & Arrested #Finally #Duh

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I guess Katt and Lilo only have so many get out of jail free cards and both just expired.

The look you see above is Katt Williams face when he finally got arrested for something. So far the funny man has escaped authorities on past charges for playing with guns and being ghetto but this time it stuck.

Katt was up Seattle and stopped by the World Sports Grille. There he got in a few verbal showdown with a few individuals and, according to the statement by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, “brandished a pool cue at a bar manager and refused to leave the business.”

Here’s where Katt Brought the K-lassy. His psycho kicked in and he followed a family outside. According to the police report and EOnline.com Katt went full-scale ghetto;

As the family got into their car, Williams flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman, striking her just below her eye,” said Spangenthal-Lee. “Williams also threw a rock at the family’s car.”

When arriving on the scene attempted to take him into custody, Williams subsequently resisted arrest.

After the Friday After Next star was finally subdued, he was booked into the nearby King County Jail for investigation of assault, harassment and obstructing police officers. A bail hearing was set for Monday afternoon.

Oh Homeboy. The problem with a life of crime? It will catch up to you.

I think Katt Williams will learn a valuable lesson. It’s that if you get booked on a weekend you usually don’t see the judge until Tuesday. He must have a REALLY good lawyer to be tried for bail today. Either way Micah ‘Katt’ Williams will most likely not get off with community service. We’re looking at jail time and a fine.

Flicking cigarette’s? Throwing rocks? Really?!

Funny man Katt, we’re sorry, but you aren’t so funny anymore.

And the Beat Goes On, This Time With LiLo #Fight #Drunk

Oh Lindsay darling. You are ALWAYS my favorite hot mess. The day you die millions of bloggers will cry for lack of material. In the meantime I still have you so…..

 

Turns out Lilo got her ‘beat down’ on, and went to JAIL for once.

Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert with her sister Ali , not to see Bieber, but the up and coming boy band ‘The Wanted’. The lead singer Max George is a hot piece, and English making him extra nom to American Girls. And Lindsay wants him bad.

Sigh, He is just dreamy. Be still my beating groin.

Lindz and met up with him and the and Max’s mates at a hotel bar and then headed to the Avenue nightclub. There, Lindsay started drinking like only a Lohan can. As the night progressed Max was not having it so he ignored her drunk ass.

Max became interested in talking with another girl (duh Lindz!), a married tourist named Tiffany Mitchell. Lindsay got her temper freak on, and she punched the other girl in the face.

Oh, snap. That was the ticket because Lindsay then ended up with the police for a midnight date. Charges were pressed for assault and battery. Max George won and ended up with some OTHER chick and left a groupie and one drunk redheaded groupie at the bar to sort out their drunk bitch fight.

According to Zap2it.com;

Dina Lohan did meet Lindsay immediately after she was released from custody. Lohan has been charged with third-degree assault.

 

Poor kid is a hot mess and needs some 5150 in her life. For my international readers that’s a 72 hour mental health lock down in America. Cuffs and all. Looks like Lohan is headed to jail for real this time. You don’t walk away and have a martini after 3rd degree assault charges.

Here’s hoping she gets it together, OR makes it through the year. I’d be happy with either one.

Balenciaga Helm/Head Designer, Who Has It?

It has been a month since the handsome and talented Nicolas Ghesquiere stepped down as the head of Balenciaga. New prospects are finally opening up for Balenciaga and it seem’s our darling, and always cheery Alexander Wang may be the top prospect for head Designer.

With years of design experience with his own line and a fresh very modern look to his clothing I approve. Wang is known to be innovative and unique. With fashion houses being helmed with designers like Karl Lagerfeld, Vivienne Westwood, Betsey Johnson and Gareth Pugh you must become a celebrity as well as an entrepreneur in the 21st century.

Here’s hoping he get’s the job. We need fresh talent to keep fashion interesting!

@ChrisBrown no longer exists, OR Chris Brown is a #TwitDiva

I have decided that hands down Chris Brown is my new favorite celeb to bag on, because it’s SO easy. Between a picture of beaten Rihanna tatted on is neck and smashing windows he’s just so douche-y.

Now he has moved from realm of mode/actor/musician/douche to diva.

A comedienne from Texas got the best of him in this twit/bitchfight.

Thanks to my fav peeps over at Examiner.com;

Brown: “I look old as f**k! I’m only 23.”

Johnson: “@chrisbrown I know. Being a worthless piece of s**t can really age a person.”

Brown: “@JennyJohnsonHi5 “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d— HOE.”

Clearly, someone was in a bad mood that day. Johnson, clearly the instigator of this fight, responds thus:

“@chrisbrown It’s ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant f—.”

I love twitter bitch fights. They are ridiculous and under 140 words or less! It suits my ADD.

Of course Chris B. as had issues on Twitter before and has deleted companies like Wal-Mart for not stocking his 2009 album. Good thing he is so rational, calm and professional. I am sure he will field this well.

Think he will punch out a newscaster next? As long as he doesn’t beat bloggers I am good.

Think he was overreacting or do you still love Chris Brown? He is topping the charts worldwide  Give us your opinion in your poll below.

It’s Not Thanksgiving Until There is a Fist Fight. Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. #SMACKDOWN

Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry. What a lovely threesome they create. However as pretty as these three might be there is NO LOVE between them. In fact just to make Thanksgiving EXTRA special for Halle and Nahla, there was a Thanksgiving fight.

After everything this couple has been through they continue to make the worst of it. Nahla was getting dropped off when Olivier tried to ease things by saying, ‘We need to move on causing Gabriel to snap and get brutal on Olivier. We are talking full on WWE in the driveway minus the chair.

Check  out the smackdown that went on via TMZ.com ;

According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.

In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well. There are conflicting accounts as to whether Gabriel was rendered unconscious in the fight.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/22/gabriel-aubry-arrested-fight-halle-berry-olivier-martin/#ixzz2D5QzdVpN

Whoa. Damn.

The judge on the case has issued a 100 hour protective order on Aubry’s ass to stay away from Halle, Olivier and cute little Nahla. Specifics are still hazy because most of the shit talking argument was in French. This is why it’s important to learn another language folks.

In the end Aubry was booked by the police and then taken to the ER where he was placed right down the hall from Olivier who gave HIM the worst smack down of his life. Irony much?

I cannot see this looking good for Aubry or Nahla. Too bad it had to end this way. Do you think the judge will reconsider Halle’s move to France now? I would say she has a good case because Gabriel Aubry just shot himself in the pretty little Italian loafer.

Happy Thanksgiving/National Elastic Waistband Day, from HeathyrWolfe.com!! And Happy Birthday Jamie Lee Curtis!

Over here in the good ole US of A we are busy cooking, eating, cooking more and eating more. Yes it is National Elastic Waistband DAY. I suppose this is also known as Thanksgiving.

Over here at Casa De Heathyr Wolfe I am playing hostess with the mostess. I will be unavailable today to blog the hip happenings of Fashion & Entertainment so whatever your dietary preference, eat well, enjoy and enjoy today to the fullest. If you are not enjoying it, drink wine, it will be easier to stomach.
Happy Turkey or Tofurkey day.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

(also a quick Happy Birthday to the very awesome Jamie Lee Curtis who I adore)

Happy Birthday!

Chris Brown Get’s Signed to Wilhelmina Models? #badjoke

Controversial, thug, violent, actor, producer, chart topper, rapper, singer.

Love him or hate him Chris Brown has captured our attention for years. His mommy calls him an ‘Angel’ and the bloggers call him the devil.

Despite antics like busting a window and ‘Good Morning’ and Rhianna’s face, Chris Browns public has stuck by him. His career is not only powerful but so is his presence. Now Chris Brown has managed to top it all off by becoming a fashion/modeling icon. Wilhelmina Models, based out of NYC, has signed Chris Brown.

What the what?!! Admittedly the man has great body art and works out, but I will not be blinded by his pretty pectoral muscles. His actions over the years make him straight thug.

So why him and why his face? According to WWD;

Taylor Hendrich, director of Wilhelmina’s men’s division, told WWD, “Chris Brown is a… multifaceted artist with a unique take on style, and we are excited to translate and extend his brand.”

Translated from Marketing/PR speak that means, he is worth a lot of money.

I can see that. He has also emerged as quite a brand leader and is ‘sort of’ cleaning up his act. The 2009 incidence with Rhianna is in the past and Chiris Brown has been acting and Producing since 2001. With gold records and an entertainment career, this is the right move fiscally to build a small empire. ( I can hear Kanye having a fish sticks fit over this as we speak.)

I hope Wilhelmina knows what they are doing. They need to bring out the suave in CB and make him shine. If anyone can make Chris Brown into a gentlemen, Wilhelmina models can.

How do you feel about Chris Brown’s move into modeling/fashion? Is it right for him? Or should he stay on the music path?

Is Your Prius a POS? 2.77 Million Toyota Vehicles RECALLED

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many times have I yelled at Prius drivers in West Hollywood for driving like asses, parking in two spots and making a left turn from the far right lane? Countless. How happy am I that I may have had good reason to be screaming in my AUDI? Never Ending Joy doesn’t cover it.

Toyota, Japan’s number one auto maker, has recalled 2.77 Million of their Toyota Corolla & Prius model’s due to fault’ int the steering and water-pump systems.

Bloomberg Business Week spoke with a Representative in Japan who told them;

The Prius hybrid and Corolla compact sedans are among the 14 models subject to inspection and repair, Naoto Fuse, a spokesman for the Toyota City, Japan-based company, said by phone today. The carmaker will recall 1.52 million vehicles in Japan and 1.25 million vehicles overseas, including 670,000 Prius vehicles in the U.S.

That’s a lot of Prius and Corolla’s being pulled off the road. Time to get shopping for a new car commuters. Turns out your status symbol/commuter car isn’t as reliable as you thought.

Don’t cry West Hollywood. There are tons of hybrids out there. You just never looked. Or you could get savvy and take public transport (no, not that!). But….nobody walks in LA.

What will you do if they have to recall your car?

In the meantime enjoy this song inspired by the recall.
Missing Persons Walking in LA (Nobody walks in LA);

Happy Hump Day, Keira Knightly Topless in Allure Magazine

I know that we are all thankful it’s the middle of the week. It’s been a challenging month and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet.

I do feel your pain so here is Keira Knightly posing topless in Allure Magazine compliments of Mario Testino;

At 27, the Anna Karenina star is still very serious about her acting career. She has won a law suit against anorexia claims, has a well-rounded career and is engaged to Klaxons keyboardist James Righton.

Keira Knightly is still is cheeky with a side of sass. Despite years of anorexia rumors she is damn happy with her body and loves to flaunt it, to a degree;

“I’m quite rigorous about what gets exposed,” the British beauty says of appearing nude on film. “No bottom half! I don’t mind exposing my t-ts because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested.”

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/keira-knightley-poses-topless-battles-anorexia-rumors-20121311#ixzz2CE4EuJ25

From all of us at HeathyrWolfe.com, we salute you as a member of the perky tits tribe. Keep rocking the body electric and we look forward to seeing more of you in your new movie, Anna Karenina out December 16th! Check out the trailer below.

 

Kristen Stewart Goes Nude for Breaking Dawn: Pt 2….in Stunning Zuhair Murad Dress

Kristen Stewart makes bold personal choices. Whether she is cheating R. Pat by playing tongue hockey in her mini cooper with someone else’s husband or smoking pot on the steps with friends she is always BOLD. Except when acting.

Once again Kristen Stewart was the leader of her pack wearing a stunning and very revealing Zuhair Murad at the premiere of Twighlight: Breaking Dawn Pt 2.

Photos from Wire Image and Getty Images;


I have to say if you are going to rock the red carpet this is a great choice.

Turning heads she left little to the imagination with  a nude number that showed a little too much of everything Leaving everything else to our imagination’s.

Zuhair Murad brings the perfect amount of sleek, classy and slightly daring in his collection this year. Kristen is young, in the public eye and has a banging body. This was a perfect choice to make the public love her, the women want to be her and the men look at her as sexy.

I am no fan of Kristen Stewart but she is starting make some of the right choices in fashion. That gives a her a few brownie points in my fashion/styling book.

Keep it up Kristen Stewart and I might just start to like you.

Happy Monday and Happy Birthday Anne Hathaway!!

Here’s one to make you feel old. Our darling dear girl, Anne Hathaway, from The Princess Diaries has turned 30 today!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Way to go Anne hunny! You still look devastating.

Hopefully she will continue to stretch her acting & modeling wings before the industry labels her too old. After all 30 is the new 20 something. But in Hollywood it’s the new 50.
Happy Birthday Anne Hathaway. Go prove Hollywood wrong and knock ’em dead!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez SPLIT!! I #belibethereishope

Look’s there is hope for all you Belieber’s out there. The PR stunt known as Disney kids Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have officially s-p-l-i-t.
I can hear the screams from tweens and cat ladies around the world. Hooray! But what caused the rift? No one will ever know.

According to Reuters.com;

Representatives for Bieber and Gomez did not returns calls or emails on Saturday.

Typical Disney cover up. Give it two or three weeks. Someone will tell the press what happened. In the meantime, ladies, start your engines. The Bieber is back on the market!