Rihanna Creates ‘Slutwear’ Line for her Debut at London Fashion Week, Jeopardizes £800,000 Contract #LFW #Rihanna #Tragic #Horror #WeedTweet

Defined as a ‘horror’ and worse Rihanna’s fashion debut at London Fashion week is a terrible fail.

Don't clap hunny. it only makes things worse. (Photos by WireImage/Getty) — Don’t clap hunny. it only makes things worse. (Photos by WireImage/Getty)

‘The Daily Beast’ described her line as a ‘horror show’, and they were right!

According to the Huffpost, Rihanna was over an hour late starting. Making a crowd wait isn’t unheard of, but an hour?! Everything was badly simplistic. TV-esque, 90’s style, with one piece Baywatch Swimsuit & SJP LA Story, off-shoulder outfit with mini skirt. No flourish or trim and 97% see-through, gauzy material fit for a romance novel cover. She was off-season, presenting in London late and not scheduled as part of ‘Official Fashion Week’.

If I were Rihanna right now, I would be hiding somewhere in a bottle of rum.

There are too many reasons Rihanna’s line was a failure but let’s highlight a few.

Involvement; Rihanna’s direct involvement with River Island creating her line, was small at best. She sent texts and emails, choosing the material samples and giving the OK on design via phone. Nothing more. Despite her sad choices in design and material, the real credit to the line goes elsewhere.

Her line created, sewn and draped by designer Philip Green. Green created the Kate Moss line ($$$$) and brought TopShop from a zero to multi-million dollar hero of retail. Philip Green’s collaboration with rock stars and models have ALWAYS created money. However Rihanna is a a fail and a flake. Why?

Professionalism: River Island directly works with ASOS, Primark, Zara and of course Topshop, all of which Rihanna could have had a stake in with a £800,000 contract. Then she jeopardized that.

Two days before her London debut Rihanna was stupidly bold enough to post pictures of a marijuana bud putting her line and professionalism at question with River Island and the fashion community. Mostly, River Island, who very much said that her tweet of green could kill her contract and to keep things under wraps about her love affair with weed. In the fashion community we don’t care what you do, but don’t let everyone know about it.

Over all the line was simple, sad and see through, I can’t even wear it to bed. The blatant 90’s rip off wear is too much for any serious designer to stomach. Rihanna gets a D- for effort, and if possible an F- for the line.

Back to the drawing board RiRi.

(All photos by Getty/WireImage)

Punk is NOT Dead! MET Costume Institute Displays Punk Coutoure. #McClaren #Westwood #McQueen #ROCK

Who say’s Punk is dead? Not the NY MET Costume Institute. Recently Anna Wintour, Riccardo Tisci and several others put their best punk foot forward at a gala to display a full array of punk wear. Original Vivienne Westwood/Malcolm McClaren, McQueen, Lagerfeld and Galliano’s outfits are displayed in this diverse look at punk influence.

Punk art & street influence began to show its distasteful head in the mid-1970’s and still has a rough handle on the fashion industry to this day. Ricardo Tisci of Givenchy, Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm Mclaren embraced it around 1976 and never looked back. To this day Westwood’s punk influence is still pretty heavy in her collections. You don’t get to be a well-known designer of 30+ years by playing it safe. And punk, has NEVER been safe.

Checkout the display in New York City from the MET evening of Punk.

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Alexander McQueen, 2008 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Alexander McQueen, 2008

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld 2011 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld 2011

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Commes Des Garcon, 2004 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Commes Des Garcon, 2004

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Dior by John Galliano 2006 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Dior by John Galliano 2006

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci, 2007 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci, 2007

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - left: Vivienne Westwood & Malcolm Mclaren 1976, Right: Rodarte, 2008 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – left: Vivienne Westwood & Malcolm Mclaren 1976, Right: Rodarte, 2008

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Moschino, 1994 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Moschino, 1994

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Versace by Gianni Versace, 1994 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Versace by Gianni Versace, 1994

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Vivienne Westwood & Malcolm Mclaren 1976 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Vivienne Westwood & Malcolm Mclaren 1976

All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com - Zandra Rhodes, 1977 — All photos by Betty Sze of Models.com – Zandra Rhodes, 1977

Rihanna is Sucking My Will to Live – New Video Unedited ‘Stay’ w Mikky Ekko #Rihanna #Tub #Stay #Snooze

Look. It’s Rihanna. In a tub. Not doing anything. Still not doing anything. Look it’s Rihanna’s tattoo. Look its—zzzzzz.

Yes we have the new unedited version of Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ With Mikky Ekko. Rihanna is usually mad talented so I thought I would watch it. I even thought hey Michael K. over at Dlisted might just be a little bitchy when it comes to this. Nope. I have to say after the first 15 seconds I started closing my eyes and letting my head fall to one side. Let’s just say ballads are not Riri’s strong point. And the video? It really is….something.

Check it below.

Lana del Rey ‘Blue Velvet’ for H&M #Sexy #Artistic #Chic #No Pants?

We all know I have BIG love for Lana Del Rey. Despite her odd little lip augmentation fluke, bitch is perfect. Sexy, sultry chanteuse who knows how to work every angle of the camera from near or far. Especially in no pants wearing a pink angora sweater. Add some cool looking retro people and a little man in a swank suit (midget, dwarf? I am so not PC) and we have a win. AGAIN. For H&M. Is there nothing they can’t do these days?

Checkout her Blue Velvet snippet for H&M below;

I BIELIEB…..That’s a Blunt. Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Weed #NYE

justin-bieber-smoking-weed-3-500x440 — Photos Courtesy of TMZ….obviously (nice watermark guys)

Oh how the Bieber has fallen. Justin Bieber did the dirty and smoked some weed, which is really not that dirty for an ex-Disney kid.
Let’s look at the Ex-Disney kid record. I mean Xtina went full-blown, um, blown up. Divorced, she reached for the bottle and passed out in another stars bedroom on his birthday on a mountain of other people’s jackets. Britney shaved her head and spoke like Madonna (who has no excuse) for a wee bit. Justin, well he’s supposedly a jerk, anal retentive type who cheats on his NOW wifey A LOT. Lilo…um, yeah. No explanation needed.
Overall, I would say that the Biebs loving his blunt is small time. However he is hanging out with Lil Twist now. AND crashing his car and killing paparazzo’s. Oh yeah that.
I suppose this is the gateway to a full blow Bieb-splotation. What do you think?
Here’s more pictures from TMZ.com of Justin getting his NYE freak on;

Kanye’s Crystal Mask by Maison Martin Margiela. & Other Fashion Faux Pas #Concert #Costume #WTF

So many music performer’s today want to bring an intense shock value to the stage. Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and even Justin Bieber tries to up the fashion freak. Many times it work and other times it’s just a fashion faux pas.

Enter Kanye.

In recent shows Kanye has preferred kilt to pants and wearing 3x shirts with shutter shades. Hey, even made them a thing. Now, Kanye is just grasping. His newest ‘rock the shocker’ outfit showed up on his current tour and we just don’t know what the HELL he was thinking.

He was thinking he is fashionable. The mask is made by Maison Martin Margiela. And it is a couture piece. And it was a FAIL.

This looks good on the runway but Kanye in this masque is just…..wrong. This could have been passable. But no.

Later, after a minor costume change he came out with this crazed feather thing on his head.

Oh Kanye. I get it. You have to get bigger and badder or people won’t pay attention but THIS, is not working for ya. Time to rethink the image hunny and get back to basics.
I love Kanye’s music but him as Lady Gaga, it’s just not meant to be.

Lindsay Lohan Available for Weddings/Bar Mitzvahs?! #YourEvent #hellno

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My favorite poster girl for AA has become a commodity and is selling her soul…I mean herself….I mean is AVAILABLE for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

According to new news surfacing on the NYPostDaily.com her management, 123Talent.com, says she available for your party now!

Check out this screenshot;

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Who knew Lindsay is a fashion designer and recording artist. I thought she was Miss body shots 2012. I have much to learn about our redheaded friend. I would think Lindsay at a wedding would be an awesome ear bleeding wedding singer. Maybe she could recite Hebrew at your Bar mitzvah wearing a prison issued yarmulke. Garsh that sounds like fun.

I guess with a huge debt to the IRS and a storage locker full of stuff she hasn’t paid for she NEEDS the money. Oh that, and her 12 packs a day cigarette habit she washes down with booze and meth.

Will you be booking Lilo for your next event? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Lady Gaga’s Candid/Nude/Rope Bondage Photos Leaked from Japan #Nude #LadyGaga #S&M Updated

Over here at Heathyr Wolfe.com I am a big fan of leaked pics. Especially nudes! Why? Because if it’s done properly it’s fashionable, artistic and eye opening. Or perhaps because it’s eye opening and sordid. Either way it’s a win!

About a year ago Lady Gaga got fierce and worked the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan in a meat dress with stunning results. PETA was horrified, the public was outraged, either by the misuse of meat or by the wasting of good steak.

Years later a BDSM, Shibari rope shoot are leaked. Why? Possibly for publicity. Maybe cause Gaga gained a few pounds and wants the public to remember her as a skinny bitch likes S&M and meat dresses. We’ll never know.

These are from 2009. They a bondage shoot with photographer Nobuyoshi Araki for Vogue Nippon and they are super RAWR, sexy and candid.

Either way here is the FULL nude-y gallery of Lady Gaga doing Kinbaku (ancient Japanese rope work artistry with a sexual twist)

Of Course this is NSFW and 18+, Click the link to views the Nude Gaga giving her candid sexy Monster face;

http://smg.beta.photobucket.com/user/heathyrwolfe/library/

Convicted Killer Stopped! Justin Bieber was to be Castrated & Killed.

I’d like to thank the genius who Photo-shopped. I stumbled across it on Tumblr and found it perfect for this blog.

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Seem’s Justin Bieber can’t avoid the haters. Or convicted killers.

It all started at a state prison near Las Cruces, NM. According to the nice people at KRQE.com. Mark Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer. He was serving two life sentences for raping and killing some poor teenage girl in VT. Thank god this jerk is in jail.

Unfortunately although Dana Martin was in for good, Mark Staake would be getting out soon. Dana Martin then cooked up one elaborate murder plot that included Staake’s nephew Tanner Ruane who was more than happy to castrate the Biebs. For real.

Here’s the gruesome details from KRQE;

Martin told cops (about)the murder and castration of Bieber and his bodyguard. Turns out Martin is obsessed with Bieber and KRQE News 13 has learned he’s even got a tattoo of the superstar on his leg.

(Mark)Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out any of the killings, but his nephew was let go.

Cops recorded phone calls where Ruane, who made it to New York, tells Martin he’s disappointed he couldn’t carry out the murders. New York police arrested Ruane, who had murder tools and pruning shears with him.

What the……

I understand we all have our likes and dislikes but NO ONE deserves this. I mean Bieber has his haters (including me), but I think the kids got talent and deserves, um, his soon-to-be man bits intact.

Thankfully the police have stopped this mess from happening. Bieb’s security has been on this and is being extra vigilant. This is why the word ‘fan’ comes from the word fan-atic. Thank GOD no one got hurt.

Dana Martin, Mark Staake and Tanner Ruane all learned a valuable lesson. Really, really, really bad guys NEVER WIN.

I Bielieb……things are gonna be alright.

Stay Classy Rihanna- Chris Brown. Oh, Wait, Not Possible. New #Fights #Tattoos #NakedRihanna

Oh my damn.

Rihanna is looking a straight mess in this photo.

As the heated relationship between grade-A douche Chris Brown and hormone driven Rihanna continues, it gets worse. WOW there’s a surprise.

Rihanna made the stupid mistake of getting back together with Brown a couple of months ago. With a combination of tweets and tat’s, Brown and Rihanna continue to defend their ‘heated’ relationship.

After tweeting several pictures to prove their sweet love, Rihanna has taken things a step further. To match Chris Brown atrocious Ri-Ri neck tattoo, Rihanna has gotten ‘Breezy’ tattooed on her neck. ‘Breezy’ is CB’s nickname and her way of showing growing commitment.

Brown showed his deep and undying love to Rihanna, by partying with his MODEL EX-GIRLFRIEND in Paris last week. Uh…what?

According to our favorite newsy website, Huffpost celebrity;

Rihanna is reportedly angry with Brown after he partied with Karrueche Tran, his model ex, after his Paris gig on Friday night, according to The Sun. “She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change,” a source told the tabloid.

Once a cheating, abusive jerk, always one? Looks like it.

Both of them are young so there’s a good chance this won’t last. Hopefully if Rihanna calls it quits again it will be permanently. Then Chris can take his crazy elsewhere.

Ri-Ri hunny, remember, the ‘Breezy’ tat is small enough we can do what’s called a ‘cover up’. Start planning now sugar-plum.

We need our rockin’ pop diva back, sans Chris Brown.

Wendy Williams Thinks Beyonce is Dumb #5thGradeEducation

I love it when fools lead idiots and give them a talk show. This time I am talking about our Diva of plastic surgery. Not LaToya but Wendy Williams.
Yes some foolio gave her a show and he was laughing all the way to the bank because Wendy Williams is a bigger foolio.

Recently she decided to blab all about how fascinating it is for her to watch TV, and Beyonce was on taking about her new documentary on her life and music.

Well Miss double W had closed captioning on and these were her deep and important thoughts on Beyonce’s new docu-man-taree;

“I am a Beyoncé fan. I’m gonna watch her upcoming documentary because fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so I’ll be able to understand what she says. You know Beyoncé can’t talk. She sounds like she has a fifth grade education.”

The studio audience booed in response to Williams and she got a little defensive:

“Excuse me, I just said I was a fan. But we have to call a spade a spade.

Sure Wendy, let’s call a spade a spade. You were huge and magically lost all this weight naturally (stomach stapling), have a new face and are on TV only cause you have a mouth bigger than the state of New York.

Ooo, gurrrl. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

I give Wendy a fail on this and that Beyonce, Jay-Z and a ton of fans will not take this lightly. She just made a powerful, 5th grade education, enemy.

Game on Wendy. Game on.

Katt Williams Caught & Arrested #Finally #Duh

I guess Katt and Lilo only have so many get out of jail free cards and both just expired.

The look you see above is Katt Williams face when he finally got arrested for something. So far the funny man has escaped authorities on past charges for playing with guns and being ghetto but this time it stuck.

Katt was up Seattle and stopped by the World Sports Grille. There he got in a few verbal showdown with a few individuals and, according to the statement by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee, “brandished a pool cue at a bar manager and refused to leave the business.”

Here’s where Katt Brought the K-lassy. His psycho kicked in and he followed a family outside. According to the police report and EOnline.com Katt went full-scale ghetto;

As the family got into their car, Williams flicked a cigarette through a car window at a woman, striking her just below her eye,” said Spangenthal-Lee. “Williams also threw a rock at the family’s car.”

When arriving on the scene attempted to take him into custody, Williams subsequently resisted arrest.

After the Friday After Next star was finally subdued, he was booked into the nearby King County Jail for investigation of assault, harassment and obstructing police officers. A bail hearing was set for Monday afternoon.

Oh Homeboy. The problem with a life of crime? It will catch up to you.

I think Katt Williams will learn a valuable lesson. It’s that if you get booked on a weekend you usually don’t see the judge until Tuesday. He must have a REALLY good lawyer to be tried for bail today. Either way Micah ‘Katt’ Williams will most likely not get off with community service. We’re looking at jail time and a fine.

Flicking cigarette’s? Throwing rocks? Really?!

Funny man Katt, we’re sorry, but you aren’t so funny anymore.

And the Beat Goes On, This Time With LiLo #Fight #Drunk

Oh Lindsay darling. You are ALWAYS my favorite hot mess. The day you die millions of bloggers will cry for lack of material. In the meantime I still have you so…..

Turns out Lilo got her ‘beat down’ on, and went to JAIL for once.

Lindsay went to the Justin Bieber concert with her sister Ali , not to see Bieber, but the up and coming boy band ‘The Wanted’. The lead singer Max George is a hot piece, and English making him extra nom to American Girls. And Lindsay wants him bad.

Sigh, He is just dreamy. Be still my beating groin.

Lindz and met up with him and the and Max’s mates at a hotel bar and then headed to the Avenue nightclub. There, Lindsay started drinking like only a Lohan can. As the night progressed Max was not having it so he ignored her drunk ass.

Max became interested in talking with another girl (duh Lindz!), a married tourist named Tiffany Mitchell. Lindsay got her temper freak on, and she punched the other girl in the face.

Oh, snap. That was the ticket because Lindsay then ended up with the police for a midnight date. Charges were pressed for assault and battery. Max George won and ended up with some OTHER chick and left a groupie and one drunk redheaded groupie at the bar to sort out their drunk bitch fight.

According to Zap2it.com;

Dina Lohan did meet Lindsay immediately after she was released from custody. Lohan has been charged with third-degree assault.

Poor kid is a hot mess and needs some 5150 in her life. For my international readers that’s a 72 hour mental health lock down in America. Cuffs and all. Looks like Lohan is headed to jail for real this time. You don’t walk away and have a martini after 3rd degree assault charges.

Here’s hoping she gets it together, OR makes it through the year. I’d be happy with either one.

@ChrisBrown no longer exists, OR Chris Brown is a #TwitDiva

I have decided that hands down Chris Brown is my new favorite celeb to bag on, because it’s SO easy. Between a picture of beaten Rihanna tatted on is neck and smashing windows he’s just so douche-y.

Now he has moved from realm of mode/actor/musician/douche to diva.

A comedienne from Texas got the best of him in this twit/bitchfight.

Thanks to my fav peeps over at Examiner.com;

Brown: “I look old as f**k! I’m only 23.”

Johnson: “@chrisbrown I know. Being a worthless piece of s**t can really age a person.”

Brown: “@JennyJohnsonHi5 “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d— HOE.”

Clearly, someone was in a bad mood that day. Johnson, clearly the instigator of this fight, responds thus:

“@chrisbrown It’s ‘HO’ not ‘HOE’ you ignorant f—.”

I love twitter bitch fights. They are ridiculous and under 140 words or less! It suits my ADD.

Of course Chris B. as had issues on Twitter before and has deleted companies like Wal-Mart for not stocking his 2009 album. Good thing he is so rational, calm and professional. I am sure he will field this well.

Think he will punch out a newscaster next? As long as he doesn’t beat bloggers I am good.

Think he was overreacting or do you still love Chris Brown? He is topping the charts worldwide Give us your opinion in your poll below.

Chris Brown Get’s Signed to Wilhelmina Models? #badjoke

Controversial, thug, violent, actor, producer, chart topper, rapper, singer.

Love him or hate him Chris Brown has captured our attention for years. His mommy calls him an ‘Angel’ and the bloggers call him the devil.

Despite antics like busting a window and ‘Good Morning’ and Rhianna’s face, Chris Browns public has stuck by him. His career is not only powerful but so is his presence. Now Chris Brown has managed to top it all off by becoming a fashion/modeling icon. Wilhelmina Models, based out of NYC, has signed Chris Brown.

What the what?!! Admittedly the man has great body art and works out, but I will not be blinded by his pretty pectoral muscles. His actions over the years make him straight thug.

So why him and why his face? According to WWD;

Taylor Hendrich, director of Wilhelmina’s men’s division, told WWD, “Chris Brown is a… multifaceted artist with a unique take on style, and we are excited to translate and extend his brand.”

Translated from Marketing/PR speak that means, he is worth a lot of money.

I can see that. He has also emerged as quite a brand leader and is ‘sort of’ cleaning up his act. The 2009 incidence with Rhianna is in the past and Chiris Brown has been acting and Producing since 2001. With gold records and an entertainment career, this is the right move fiscally to build a small empire. ( I can hear Kanye having a fish sticks fit over this as we speak.)

I hope Wilhelmina knows what they are doing. They need to bring out the suave in CB and make him shine. If anyone can make Chris Brown into a gentlemen, Wilhelmina models can.

How do you feel about Chris Brown’s move into modeling/fashion? Is it right for him? Or should he stay on the music path?

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